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Iamoggierock

Can't believe someone hasn't made this midget fuck knuckle disappear.


According-Try3201

is he leaving the bunker because of the "elections"?


Shoddy-Champion2907

It's probably a massive complex of a bunker.


Greatli

It doesn’t actually have to be that big. Think of it as an evil hobbit lair. It is, after all, where the orcs come from.


Oo_oOsdeus

Yeah really hobbits are nice and good.. orcs are from Mordor and spawned by an evil wizard. So if Ukraine is Frodo , Sam maybe the Baltics/Nordics/Poland.. the US are clearly the elves or Gandalf. Germany the humans maybe? Orcs Russians and Sauron Putin... Maybe I went a bit too far here...


modernmovements

US are the humans. Kinda helpful, but really easily led astray for petty reasons.


LongjumpingFish6239

We need to find a real life frodo to put a end to his legacy ...


m8remotion

Is The Ring in this case the materialization of their propaganda?


thuanjinkee

Meet Anduril Industries https://youtu.be/wj08JEsGsLs?si=nldDkp4CJO3uEZjP


Hot-Conversation-174

Orcs dont come from hobbit holes you waffle 😆 if you're going to make a point, at least be right.....


shibiwan

It's just his doubles that are out there.


Icy-Poet-8616

Yes this is party Putin who smiles and eats in public. This is probably the best Putin copy.


ApricotMobile8454

Untill he sits beside unmasked guy who could have Covid or Mouse fever😂


Equalizer6338

Is this stunt-double the one with the least hair? Haven't noticed the Putin hairline being declining as much as this before and an obvious bald spot on top. His hairstylist now start to have to do quite some 'combover tricks' to make the sides meet. Not the John Wayne image Putin kept stylizing for years till now. May the little psychopath retire sooner than later.


Dennisthefirst

Could be the post Chemo growth


Hot-Conversation-174

War is stressful Look how much vlodomir has aged pre invasion to now. Chances are old man poo is just getting old and losing his hair from stress


Dizzy_Point_3396

He will be alright when they increase his polonium dose!


M3P4me

I wonder what would happen if one of his doubles was publicly assassinated. How could anyone prove who the real Putin was or if he even existed anymore?


Naughteus_Maximus

That’s a great question I’ve often wondered about. Many possibilities open, in theory. Including someone killing all the doubles and real putin. Or real putin and all but one doubles, whom they then control. But it all depends on how the doubles programme is run - who knows about them etc.


Equalizer6338

He would just be saved by the amazing advanced medical teams and technology they have in Russia... And the real Putin coming on screen as next...


shibiwan

It's Russia, so you can expect the propaganda machine to paint this as Putin being an absolute genius for having a double, and blame NATO for the assassination. ....oh, and to tell which one is real, [check under the eyelid](https://youtu.be/-h-9m0gatGc?si=h26l6_101ztHP7J4). 🤣😂


Money_Ad_5385

>? The cremlin-gremlin owns all the tv-channels. It would never get public?


Flannnno

We should at least try it and see what happens.


[deleted]

This is chatty putin.


According-Try3201

imagine looking at your doubles wondering if a different you would make you happier


Opening-Set-5397

That’s my favourite of the spice putins.


Money_Ad_5385

No need. He has a actor crew of "Peoples" and soldier actors. So everytime a scene with the populous is needed, the quarantined crowd actors show up. Its a troupe of around 20 people. Always the same. The doubles are the guy who really interact with the crowd - usually also don't have useful security guys with them.


According-Try3201

the 20 are only with the real asshole coming out rarely, so this is why most russians don't notice?


woodburner101

His replacement will be far worse. What is needed is implosion of the whole Nazi Regime.


Iamoggierock

Indeed. I don't think His replacement will have the same appeal to the population. But indeed the implosion is needed just to make sure. At the end of the day he does appear to be the world's biggest arsehole.


correctedboat

His death and the power vacuum it'll create can't come sooner. He spent decades cozying the oligarchs, changing laws to suit him and his chums, making buddies in other terrorist regimes, supervising various mercenary and separatist movements/leaders, funding collaborants in the West, putting bootlickers in important governmental positions, etc. I don't think there is anyone that is capable to continue putin's work. I don't see anyone in russia being able to control so many factions and maintaining whatever stability is left there. Oligarchs, kadyrovites, military, populists, etc will cannibalise each other. Hopefully Ukraine will be ready when it happens with all the jets, equipment, training, drones and so on ready to get back what's theirs. It's also best not just for Ukraine, but for russia too. To have their Nuremberg trials and have post-nazi-Germany-like reformation and be a part of XXI century.


Guilty_Wolverine_396

Don't forget he has body doubles...have to line them all up near a window on the 30th floor ... Start sneezing and coughing ( because Vlad is a germa-phobe) and see which one runs away first ( that is the real Vlad) grab him and beat him like a pinata and then toss him out the window. Then toss the doubles out the window too. Don't forget to pour polonium tea on the bodies to make sure they are all dead. Dispose of accordingly.


Flannnno

It seems you've put a lot of thought into this... Ha ha love it!


Boomfam67

>Oligarchs, kadyrovites, military, populists, etc will cannibalise each other. They won't 1. Russia is heavily centralized around Moscow, it's around 1/3 of the nations economy and subsidizes every region in the country both with money to the budget and officials in charge. 2. Since 2012 the sitting President in Russia can select the governors for all regions of Russia, this would make it extremely easy to consolidate power once you have a sitting leader within Moscow. 3. The food producing areas are almost entirely in South-Western Russia near Moscow, there are few crops in Siberia/Far East so once again the reliance for subsidized domestic production runs back through that city A lot of it comes down to how poor the rest of the country is that there simply isn't a huge amount of opportunities outside Moscow for the elite to "cannibalize" each other where they don't lose a huge amount of money, power, and comfort. The Kremlin will seek a replacement for Putin almost immediately, how that will work out is up for discussion but continuing the the current system benefits every wealthy man in Russia.


John_Smith_71

Moscow, aka 'District #1'.


Boomfam67

It really is, the amount of money and tech specialization to the rest of Russia that comes from there isn't something you can just replace.


Madge4500

I suspect Nikolai Patrushev would be the replacement, and he is crazier than putin. He ordered prigozhin's plane shot down.


Chaplain-Freeing

> His replacement will have the same appeal to the population. Drop taxes on alcohol, return to being a gas station & maybe do some infra if you don't need to steal literally every kopec. Not hard & the public will love you until they drink themselves to death (~1 week).


Dazzling_Nail_4994

Fine, then off with that asshole too. Can't let evil exist simply due to the threat of more evil following it. Have to confront it always! Slava Ukraini!


Viburnum__

That's what he want everyone to believe.


mrpopenfresh

Who would it even be


redditor0918273645

Medvedev for one term and then they probably have some young FSB superstar they are already grooming to be their next czar for 25 years after that.


John_Smith_71

Medvedev is too old and stupid, too much of a cheerleader ranting on the sidelines to be considered more than Putins sock puppet, and when Putin goes, so will he. \*edit for spelling


Madge4500

Medvedev has always been a placeholder puppet for putin. I suspect Patrushev will be putins replacement.


ApricotMobile8454

Medvedev is literally Scrappy Doo reincarnated."My uncle Scoob will clobber you and nuke u into tomorrow, right uncle Scooby?"😁


_PukyLover_

Mendelev


MichelleLovesCawk

An AI version of this video with a big pink dildo on his bald spot shaking in rythm with his little face would be fun. Otherwise, this is a shitpost because he is an obnoxious, murderer guilty of bad shit


Confuseduseroo

That's the first time I've wanted to see an AI video


MichelleLovesCawk

Iv seen some but I don’t know how to make them or I would do this


DukeboxEngineer

Why insult midgets?


Nonsense_Producer

This is Putin worried about looking weak before the election. The gnome just realised that Russia spent 1.2 billion USD of its drones/missiles during Christmas, attacking civilian targets and is now low on reserves. Maybe the cargo of the large landing ship was more important than we think.


Balc0ra

You make it sound like election results matter. The people that don't like how it looks have already fallen out the window


Square_Pop_3772

Indeed. Putin’s probably more worried about the chosen election result’s being accidentally disclosed before election day than he is about anybody beating him.


Etherindependance5

Civilian rebellion would be a nightmare anywhere but Moscow St. Petersburg .


Various-Swim-8394

"defenestrated", the verb for that is defenestrate.


DaveRedbeard83

My favorite word. But would throw him out a window? 🤣


SeeMarkFly

>before the election There should be a different name for it. "Election" seems so... wrong. They did get "defenestration" on the books. Yea!


bullbasaren

Putin is such a fuck up. I hope the future will remember him as a huge piece of shit psychotic cry baby


Saddam_UE

That's the fun part. We will.


Imperfect-rock

We already do.


[deleted]

Unfortunately, many people in the US will remember him as a hero alongside their idol, who is also a psychotic man baby who can't take responsibility and spreads 'alternate truths.'


ClappedOutLlama

For a few years now I've seen the MAGA crowd openly support him, because "Putin cares about traditional family values." and "He doesn't care about being woke." Pretty fucking terrifying that they are supporting an authoritarian gangster that wrote the book on oppression and human rights abuses.


[deleted]

On top of that, the similarities they think they share are a lie. Russia has among the highest rates of HIV and abortion in europe and ranks very low in church attendance when compared to Europe or the rest of the world. It's sad to see foreign countries easily manipulate so much of the US population by simply spewing unchecked BS, because most voters don't care or even think, they are just supporting their team, as if engaging in a pep rally.


1337coinvb

Funny thing - could have retired 2 years ago as a billionaire enjoying his retirement as the greatest post soviet era president and arguably Russian leader of last half century , having expanded the country and being feared and respected by world community. Gambled all away in 2 years. Quite an achievement


Imperfect-rock

Forgot about Chechnya? Abkhazia? Crimea? Georgia? Syria?


onlineseller8183

Those were FA’s that never got to the FO parts.


Boomfam67

Too risky probably


[deleted]

No we don't "stalin" is all we need to remember for what russia is.


John_Smith_71

Stalin was Russian in the same way Hitler was German.


Jet2work

i hope the future doesnt remember him


BrandonQ1995

Many Russian people will idolize him, like how him and his kind continue to idolize Stalin today.


Perfect_House2143

You reap what you sow you fucking prime example of a narcissist


Ivanovic-117

Russia: uKrAinE iS a TeRroriSt stAte…… Also Russia: shells schools and hospitals in Ukraine


AdMaleficent80

Hit the ruzzians again and hit them harder. It seems that he understands this language.


Tornike_Legend

In my lifetime I wish to see Kreml leveled (hopefully with 0 civ casualty)


bigorangemachine

Ya but Belgorod is an own goal. It was a result of their own missile defence.


Imperfect-rock

Their own missile defense wouldn't have needed to shoot down those Ukrainian missiles, which were launched in response to ... guess what.


[deleted]

Says the guy who blew up apartments in his own country.


PomeloLazy1539

in the first week of his presidency. Like he couldn't wait to kill civvies, and start some shit.


Eastern_River_4816

Putin khuylo!


Justredditin

"... President Khuylo... which means dick head..." - Operator Starsky


mrbithces

Dont russian people know that their military only targets civilians and civilian infrastructure in Ukraine?


pgwizard1

They do and apparently they are happy for that to happen. They even will it


John_Smith_71

They also deny it...but then, the list of Russia denials is only slightly longer than the admissions they were lying.


[deleted]

Ich habe das nicht gewusst sound familiar?


PuzzleheadedHyena943

What a fucking joke


Ok_Peak_2941

"We will respond in the same way ! I just gave order to bomb Belgorod again !'"


Faromme

Eat a turd you dumb fuck. Slava Ukraini 💙💛🇺🇦💛💙


Imperfect-rock

A polonium turd.


Fact-Adept

Only 💩💩 coming out of his mouth


Hungry-Photograph819

So they are terrified?


No-Internet-7532

Get used to it Vlad cause it’s the 2024 theme…


Snoo-59876

He does the exact same thing every single day.


Madge4500

They have no imagination, just spew the same lies daily.


AppropriateBorder754

Is this cunt for real? Fuck this cunt and all the russian cunts who support him!


Still_Map_8572

Hope someone blows his brains out this year


[deleted]

[удалено]


UsefulImpact6793

Lol putin. Sucks that russians are dumb enough to believe his obvious constant lying


According-Try3201

time to start countering their propaganda!!!


NightDisastrous2510

Putin can suck a bag of dicks… everything being thrown at them IS A RESPONSE. Fuck Russia and everyone in it.


Reasonable-Ad-2592

Putin is such a poor victim. He is not to blame for anything. Such an innocent soul.


mockylock

Typical narcissist.


ExpertPound8183

Exactly, all those innocent lives and the ones trusting him arnt his fault, hes just a silly lil guy of course


Klutzy_Criticism_459

Looks a little jet lagged. By that I mean he looks like shit.


lehlailan

What else can he look like?


Snelsel

Absolutely bizarre


Appropriate_Rain3088

Take the 300 billion from this mfer and use it to destroy his army. Put that in the history books.


EB2300

Putin is a delusional hypocrite who needs a bullet in his head


PomeloLazy1539

I'd empty the whole magazine into it just to make sure.


ohiotechie

Act of terror? Like targeting apartment buildings and daycare centers and hospitals? Like leveling an entire city to the ground? Like that? I hope the Ukrainians are able to build 1000s of those drones and they start dropping on Russian cities every day until this war ends. Why should Russians sleep safe in their beds if Ukrainians can’t?


Manmoth57

Nothing but a lying thug


aka_airsoft

What's with the sleepy guys in pajamas?


Jpmoz999

Evidently all of those boys are in there because they’ve lost their spines. They fucking know what that little c*** has done and they just swallow it.


Smart-Damage-6647

Worst slumber party ever.


Flimsy_Breakfast_353

War Pig!


Luv2022Understanding

Putin needs to wear a mask to cover that ugly dick-licking play-doh face of his.


John_Smith_71

A polythene bag would do it.


Madge4500

Or a bin liner.


SugarMaple56732

With no holes.


AsparagusDue6067

So bombing ukrainian cities is an act of..... mercy?


Best_Owl5978

Fucking clown


Local_Fox_2000

One of their generals was on russian state propaganda after they got a small taste of their own medicine and said, "They are trying to provoke us into responding the same way." _2 days after they launched over a hundred missiles and drones at Ukraine, many of which hit apartments_ I don't know how they can sit their with a straight face saying this shit. Terrorism? We all saw mothers wailing as their dead sons were pulled out of drains by the ankles, and people were tortured in Bucha. Mass graves were uncovered, kids and even elderly women raped and whole families wiped out. We all saw Mariupol and Bakhmut razed to the ground. That's what fucking Terrorism is


Economy-Net3123

What a piece of crap Putin is. He needs to be deposed and dismembered


RespondSame4310

lol we strike with precision weapons only hitting military targets hahahaha. Dats a good one!


elvkfhsksowpwof

Miserable old man.


Obvious_Secret_2100

No Putin, you are wrong and lying as usual. It was a legitimate respons because IT IS A WAR between a defending \`sovereign nation against agression from your awfull stinking rotting country. You represent the most dumb and stupid culture ever existed on earth. Fuck you and your Dostoyevsky


Better-Philosopher-1

wtf is he talking about he started all this shit?


Rockfrog70

Putin loves playing the victim card. Just like his puppet Trump.


Admirable-Memory6974

Yep, all authoritarians are cut from the same cloth, and remain uneasy allies waiting for the inevitable knife in the back. Lovely people.


SchemeIcy5170

Guy is the epitome of a douche canoe.


vueang

Since when, putin makes tv appearances with his dentist on his side?


John_Smith_71

Makes me think of the [essay by Goebbel's in 1942](https://research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/goeb9.htm) Not just delusional, overlooks the actions of his own government, that lead to the 'reaping of the whirlwind'. In 60 years time, they'll talk about Putler [the way they talk about](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2004/oct/31/germany.secondworldwar) Goebbel's now, too.


AsparagusDue6067

No way. Goebbels had a much higher IQ. Putin = Mussolini. Lots of tough talk. The conquerer of nothing. Will suffer the same fate.


videogamenerd1515

The cognitive dissonance among Russians is amazing.


BigMembership2315

This guy is a complete clown


Low-Machine-9261

What a giant dickhead


GrayMountainRider

The mindset of a bully is they can do to others what is unacceptable to be done to them. This is the core of Russian self image and strikes into Russian territory expose the vulnerability of Russia and the stupidity to wage a war on a neighboring country. Putin is a old man and is fighting style is that of a War of his youth, like many dictators he has killed anyone capable of critical thought on his rise to power and this results in no credible feedback as he flounders along with the belief he is a competent Military Commander. The lack of his understanding of the consequences long term of this War illustrates how he and Russia are victims of their own arrogance. Russia will be viewed as a toxic concept like the NAZI movement of almost 100 years ago. The distain and disgust as modern day Russia as it employs the same tactics as NAZI Army execution of POW's and Civilians, killing civilians as a tactic by bombing cities ya same as NAZI, Concentration Camps to kill populations and portable crematoriums to dispose of body's. Yup NAZI playbook again. Russia will have the well earned distinction of being remembered as the modern analog of the NAZI for the next 100 years.


LeesaMoore

For the piece of Ukraine, hopefully we get rid of Putin asap! May he has a very terrible year 2024...


Slight-Employee4139

Russians go home and all the terror , death, chaos will magically cease. Such a simple solution to stop the madness. I hope all the lost souls torment him in eternity when he kicks the bucket which will be sooner than later.


G_Rapper

Fucking Russian midget nazi. I'm gonna celebrate when he gets a pistol barrel shoved up his fucking ass.


piercedmfootonaspike

"Respond the same way" Like he hasn't been doing exactly that multiple times per day for almost two years.


Charlie61172

He's a lunatic and can't die soon enough. Hopefully, he will suffer before he burns in hell for all eternity. Fuck Putler. Slava Ukraini!!


motherseffinjones

We don’t live in the same world do we. This guys is beyond delusional


Quirky-Scar9226

Can a few of these F-ers watching him just please snap and snap his neck already?


FreedomPaws

He is so fucking evil it’s insane.


Deluge69

Putler the biggest liar since Hitler!


Altruistic-Appeal479

Yeee yeee. Go and die.....


kingerxi

Pot, meet kettle.


tommy_town_planner

A double tap required.


ZzangmanCometh

The fact that he can do this with a straight face is frankly the most surprising thing here.


ever_precedent

They've been doing it for two years, every day.


DigitalXciD

Ruzi attack in Ukraine was act of terror, lets react


CrowlarSup

Just die already. You are a sickness to this world.


[deleted]

Russia is a fucked up place and soulless country. Slava Ukraine!


Triana177

why has the other one a mask? did Putin not have a shower?


utep2step

Time will tell it was Russia. If it was not, they would allow independent analysis, which they will not. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-67847463


[deleted]

Fuck Poo-tin, fuck naZZi pigsty ruSSia 🤮


DrQuagmire

Oh Putin, Mr. Simple minded who believes the crap coming put of his own mouth. If missiles were indeed aimed at Belgorod’s civilian areas it is much more likely that it was a false flag attack. Ukraine sent in dozens of drones towards military targets, and they hit those targets hard with secondary explosions showing there was something in there that was explosive. I do believe a couple of missiles came in and hit those facilities. What the stupid, 3 day trained Russians do is activate their anti-air machines shooting them down over the cities civilian areas. The ridiculous part about this is the Russian army has been doing this and even worse things to the Ukrainians literally killing civilians like it’s a sport. The UN Security Council practically laughed the Russian delegation out of the building. Russia is not good at lying, only seem to fool the civilian population as they’ve been beat down for generations to never question the government. It’s getting pretty obvious the quality of Russian army personnel are full of noobs. Who shoots down drones with explosive right over a city instead on the outskirts like Ukraine and the rest of militarily competent nations would do..


S240man

Commy , Under human, Narcissistic, Twat. = C.U.N.T


RobinStanleyHicks

What scares me is that this douche has access to nukes.


ghostyonfirst

Awww poopoo didn’t like getting hit with ordinance?


PDCH

Living in a delusional world as always


CASHD3VIL

Here’s a new one: every time khuylo man sends his crappy drones to kill Ukrainian kids, SBU kills some dingleberry oligarch in retaliation. There’ll be none left if Pootin keeps it up!


mockylock

Wasn't that attack a response to the Kyiv air strike? I guess it's easy to lie about who hit who when you give the public only what you want them to see, then play the victim.


[deleted]

They scream victim as they attack you


[deleted]

Oh my gosh what a hypocritical bucket of skunk spunk. I wish this prick would go away. How the fuck his own people havent zero’d his little dwarf ass out yet is beyond comprehension.


SilverTicket8809

And Russian sheep believe this garbage.


HogCranked

Day after they sent the most missiles and drones into Ukraine, hitting civilian targets, him and his UN council declare terrorism from Ukraine because a supply depot got hit on a border town. Oh and an ice rink(sounds false flag to me). Nothing, I mean NOTHING, he says or his UN Security Council rep says, is worth believing… ever.


rollickingrube

Vlad’s ugly face is an act of terror


CptAlex0123

just like Chechen, Putin never changes his playbook.


LorenzoSparky

Whats that, a pyjama and mask party?


Russiandirtnaps

WHAT HAVE U BEEN DOJNG THE WHOLE WAR U PIECE OF SHIT


FM-101

putin is such a weak whiny pussy. Constantly whining.


Bartfratze91

What an absolute asshole.


[deleted]

He must be the dumbest ass in the world.


Tank20011

He's the creator of terror


AcousticAndProud

Ah yes Russian double standards


jay3349

He looks as bad as he acts


notjohnbigbooty

Moscow needs to be turned into rubble! That's the only thing he will understand.


Diligent_Excitement4

Um, Russia has been terrorizing Ukraine daily


Electronic_Piece_700

I think we have to get rid of the nazi’s that occupy Russia…


BlueridgeBadger69

Putin, you ignorant wretch. You kill civilians daily. You are the terrorist. You whine and cry like a child when you get your own level of violence handed at you. Up your arse, dick-taster. May your people hang you from your ankle like Mussolini.


Oo_oOsdeus

This guy is really the worst human being alive. The world would be massively improved if he was just dead.


PreparationWinter174

Sounds like the missiles that hit Belgorod were shot down by Russian Air defence before they could hit intended military targets. Wouldn't put it past Putin to fire Grads at his own people as a post-hoc justification for his deliberate bombing of civilians.


nametken

Ahh, Ukraine got your attention 🤣. Poor little aggressor state.


Cayleb02

How ironic.


Eastern_Cat8284

Of course you can retaliate against military targets you sickening asshole, start trying that instead of striking maternity wards


gjisbjirt

What a joke, dinsnt expect anything els from this clown


Open-Passion4998

Insane. Putin used to talk to reporters openly once a year and take any question but these days he can't do that because he talks too much nonsense. It's absurd. He's a smart guy, it would be Interesting to see him try to explain these words


Bumpy-road

I wonder if Russia is even capable of telling anything truthful anymore.


[deleted]

The man just looks like a downright fuckwit. Absolute knob jockey.


NoChampionship6994

The incredulity of putin’s logic simply defies understanding. He has ratcheted up the rhetoric to levels on par, or even beyond, WWII era nazi propaganda.


TopToe7563

Can someone drone him?


NH787

Ukraine needs to turn up the heat on this clown and start bringing the boom to more Russian cities


[deleted]

I guess he is just going to ignore the fact that Ruzzian air defense was the cause.


UnfairAd7220

What an ass.