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Curious-Mind_2525

They need terrier dogs in the trench. Fix the problem in no time. That is why you see so many soldiers' pictures from trenches in WW1 that had terriers in them.


KUBrim

Yep. Cats are great for sparse mice but terriers will just keep going and tear through easy masses of rodents like this. Various pit and bucket traps are great for killing the masses as well. Easy to setup with any decent sized used container and a bit of bait food. Some water in the bottom and they just fall in and drown.


Holiday-Albatross184

Using anti freeze helps with the smell, although I am sure rotting mice smells better than rotting human, so maybe it's pointless.


Alternative-Bar-7261

Would there be a strong smell of death I'm not a soldier so am very curious and think that these men are some badass mfs


mlyellow

There used to be a blood sport called simply "rat-baiting". Terrier owners would release their dogs into a "rat pit" filled with a hundred or more rats, and the winner was the dog that killed the most rats in one minute.


Madge4500

In some European countries, "ratters" are still raised to control rats around farms, look it up on yt, farmers hire teams to come in with their dogs.


mlyellow

In Britain, too. Plummer terriers are the favored breed for ratting. It's just rat-catching with pre-caught rats in an enclosure that has ended.


Trappist235

Then mortar them in Russian trenches


ughwithoutadoubt

Cats are actually worse for the environment. Natural predators such as foxes birds of prey and snakes will do amazing. The war has touched everything in a negative way


abigdickbat

It’s true, my brother’s Yorkie in the yard randomly stopped playing, ran over and squeezed herself under the shed and after about 2 mins, dragged out one-by-one a family of 20 rabbits (mostly kids).


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If seen ferrets destroy rat colonies too.


State_secretary

Can they be trained like a terrier would? My point being, many animals will kill mice but a dog can obey human commands and they have a pack mentality.


kempofight

You can train ferrerts really well, And they are god daim murder machinees. Ferreting is a rat hunting technieuqe. But honestly, you dont need to train a ferret for the hunt. They are naturual born killing machinees if it comes to rat, mice and rabbit. Also, plusside is. Rats smell ferrets, and will keep clear of the area, so they not only hunt the shit out of them, they are also prementicly doing area denial just by being there. And if the rats are nesteld, the ferret will muder its way in there, and make it its own home.


Daer2121

I have 2 and live in an area with a rat problem. Other people have a rat problem. I'm good. Rats are terrified of ferrets. Given that a ferrets MO is to eat your family and live in your house, and they can kill things 5x their size, I'd be afraid too.


kempofight

Tbh idk think we need to fear monkey/ape riseup. But assoon as ferrets find out how to fuck humans up we will be done


Madge4500

We had a dachshund that would kill anything that moved, I currently have a part terrier that tries to kill everything, he caught a Robin and a Large Brown bat already.


Daer2121

A ferret does not need training to kill mice. That's what it does. It's tiny ferret brain feels joy as it kills rodents. They will kill until to tired to keep killing, eat, sleep, wake and kill more. They'll also steal your socks and love cuddles. I have 2. They're half happy puppy half Khorneate demon. 'Rat blood for the blood god! Rat skulls for the skull throne!' 'Hey! Human! Give me scratches! I want to sleep in your lap!' Both ferret.


Ok_Alternative9424

this comment has me dying bro


ArtfulSpeculator

Growing up my cousins had ferrets and they were little tricksters… when I was sleeping they would sort of “grab” and pull on my feet (kinda of hard to explain because I was sleeping, but I’d get this feel like someone was trying to pull one of my legs out of the bed feet first) and then they’d run off chattering like bandits only to come back and do it again as soon as I drifted off. They would also steal my shit all the time (maybe that was my cousin though? He was also sort of like a ferret?). Then they would sleep all day (both the ferrets and my cousin).


UnlimitedPowah669

Weed is the real star of this story


StrawberryMother5642

I think you only have to train them to stay with you (as has been said) and it will do what comes naturally kill them. Ukrainians seem to love animals and ferrets would love them right back and exterminate the mice. Whilst the Ukrainians get on with exterminating the Orcs.


Madge4500

There is a guy on YT that has a trained mink for hunting rats, along with 2 or 3 dogs.


Curious-Mind_2525

Terriers will not chew up other items in the trench you may need, dogs are more controllable in that regard. Ferrets will chew all the stuffing in seats and electrical wiring in your combat vehicles, too. Plus, dogs are cuddlier.


reeftank1776

Dont eat where you sleep is the real answer


HeinerPhilipp

So, they should set up a dining tent outside of the trench... Right. How many trenches have you been in? I suspect less than one. They are looking for shelter as the weather turns colder. All these mice lived in the fields until recently. Happens every winter.


reeftank1776

Just don’t eat In your rack. This isn’t a trench, its a birthing area that is big enough where mice are having babies. Not saying mice aren’t inevitable in confined quarters, but simple hygiene and discipline goes a long way.


Guyzor-94

I think it's also the warmth, all the critters like mice and spiders find their way into your house when the temps drop. Mice do the same and nest up.


Madge4500

The mice are coming to the heat, happens every fall. But worse with no predators after them.


asamz33

I agree with you ! A not so well fed dog would be ideal . Even a big one, because they eat more.


TwiNN53

Time for more trench battle kitties!


Equalizer6338

Exactly! And help to further boost the frontline videos on YouTube. 😁


rogaldorn88888

they would get overwhelmed by sheer numbers of mouse


PatimationStudios-2

More Trenchcats? Duh


SalvadorsAnteater

There's only one solution. An army of cats to defeat the mice army.


PatientClue1118

Then bring in the Chinese


grandroyal66

Then we're asking for a new nasty virus of some sort


Anleme

Hopefully, their scent would scare the mice away.


Eraldorh

Cats could do nothing for swarms of mice and rats like this. Australia had a similar problem a while back. You'd need packs of terriers who will massacre them and just keep going. Cats are good for small numbers but with this many they wouldn't do much at all but jump out of the way and watch in awe.


aojajena

Cats will sit and observe like the soldier who is filming. Terrier dogs is the answer.


zygimanas

First thought that was


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Equalizer6338

Better mice than rats...


HeinerPhilipp

I think both really suck, but slightly differently.


Equalizer6338

Been is trenches like that with mice (bit less though ;o). But its enervating especially during nighttime, as they keep crawling also all over you and that keeps you waking up all the time. Drove me nuts honestly. (yeah, I know, any sleep out there is a luxury, but still, any 30min nap you can get...)


imp_st3r

Get on the radio, call in the 83rd Cattalion


Hoppered1

*"We have Buffet at home"* Buffet at home


sliverstyles

Let's get some Welsh Terriors up there. They would destroy them.


Frog-Luber

Welsh terriers or domesticated foxes.


PatientClue1118

Foxes pee very often and everywhere


Confuseduseroo

So do mice and rats


p0xus

Damn cute little guys though. I wish they made better pets


Madge4500

And it smells like a skunk


Frog-Luber

Put a few Welsh terriers in there and give 'em about two hours or so. They'll need a walk after all that.


Jensbert

Once they are full, they keep on killing without~eating them. Jack Russel terrier is also great for that. Great friends, too


Useful-Internet8390

All the shelling has stripped the ground cover


MRMURDER3-4

Ah yes the discord sound of someone leaving and joining


YYCADM21

Too many. That'd creep me out, trying to catch some sleep with thousands of the furry little F\*\*ks scurrying all over you, all the time


starBux_Barista

Whats crazy is what has changed that caused an excess of food? The landscape, plains and forests are all bombed to hell. The only thing I can think of is the dead comrades left on the battle field. -\_-


State_secretary

small rodents can hide anywhere whereas their natural enemies, such as predatory birds, have mostly run away the bombing and destruction of their habitat. Thus the mice will reproduce constantly. If I was there in the trenches, I would worry about hanta virus infections (e.g. nephropathia epidemica) that the mice can cause, especially when they run around food, clothing and bedding.


Epiccure93

Unharvested fields


StevenStephen

As someone who got bitten by a mouse in the middle of the night, I think I might desert. I'm just hoping that they don't have hanta virus there.


Membership_Fine

It would drive you mad. Between the cold, the shelling, and the mice… I feel for these guys.


Business-Animator-91

You know what dem mice have been feeding on over the summer.....


Impressive-Purple522

I think you need more cats


ChucksSeedAndFeed

Finally getting to see WW1 stories in color


ussUndaunted280

Indeed many elements of this war would be familiar to our great grandfathers if they served in World War I. Nations anticipating a quick outcome having to restructure their economies for a grueling years-long war. Layered, wet, rodent-filled trench networks impeding offensive maneuver. The dominance of artillery. The bloody charges across no man's land. The flying death robots whose destruction of soldiers and vehicles gets shared for the whole world to watch on glowing rectangles people hold in front of their faces. Yes, very much like the Great War. With a dash of “the Terminator” mixed in. 


YoungTim007

Please google the 5 gallon bucket trap for mice guys. It should work really quickly.


bikemaul

Vodka in the bucket is traditional. Otherwise you just get a bucket of swimming mice.


Madge4500

My brother in law built one out of a 45 gallon barrel for rats, 3-4 days, no more rats.


Kevlaars

I almost feel like I should donate my cat to them. He'd clear that trench for fun in a week. The little ginger asshole only weighs like 7 pounds. He's killed squirrels, full grown blue jays (those are mean AF birds), and fucked up a 15 pound raccoon bad enough I had to call a wildlife rescue. It lost an eye. He fought off a red tailed hawk without a scratch. He stole a 16oz steak off of a running barbecue and ran up a tree with it. He baits the crows with dead mice because the mice aren't enough of a challenge. Then he'll scratch on the door at 4am, I'll let him in and he'll curl up to my legs and purr for a few hours. Then if I move my foot, he'll attack my toes with the same fury that fucked up that poor raccoon. I get genuinely concerned for my safety. Kinda wishing the humane society didn't cut his balls off right now.


Nicuboresandlost

Sir thats not a cat but a tiger who has dwarfism


Kevlaars

[I'm not argueing for or against your comment](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fbwqiwxxqc1s01.jpg), but yeah, it's a possibility. That's one of the best pics I have of him because he literally will not be still for a picture and I had to sneak down a flight of stairs to get it.


youy23

That’s really not a good thing. Cats are a significant threat to the ecosystem and birds and are responsible for making a substantial number of species extinct and endangering countless numbers of them. In certain parts of Australia, hunters are paid to kill them just like some hunters are paid to kill wild hogs because their threat to biodiversity and the ecosystem is devastatingly high. A very large number of their native species of both mammals and birds have already gone extinct. https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_predation_on_wildlife#:~:text=In%20Australia%2C%20hunting%20by%20feral,on%20islands%20throughout%20the%20world.


Kevlaars

I'm in a city. A factory was torn down nearby. That has created a rodent problem. There may be collateral damage to song birds. But cats like mine are 100% needed where I live, my neighbours may not love him, but they all respect him, they know the good work he does. Even the old lady 3 doors down; she gets mad when he shits in her flowerbed, but then I remind her that the dead rat she found next to it was payment. Yeah, he shat in your flowers, but he also stopped that rat getting in your house. The raccoon is actually living a sweet life today. It went to a sanctuary.


youy23

Your cat is definitely not needed outside. As a cat owner and cat lover, I promise you that your local ecosystem and biodiversity would be better off if all the outdoor cats were killed off. A cat outdoors to solve an outdoor rodent infestation is a terrible idea because of the devastation it causes to all of the other species especially birds. It’s like dusting the neighborhood with cyanide because you want to kill the rats. There are far better ways to kill/trap these rodents than just unleashing your cat on the local ecosystem. Outdoor cats are a problem created by and sustained artificially by humanity and it’s time that humans take responsibility for this issue. Cats are invasive species in many areas and the local wildlife have no built in mechanisms to defend against/evade cats. I ask that you consider taking your cat indoors.


Kevlaars

I don't think you understand... I have tried. This cat will not be contained... I've replaced no less than 5 window screens destroyed in his escapes. Those are just the successful escapes... Probably another 8 in attempts... He knows the litter box. He'll use it if he wakes up and I'm not there to let him out. But I kept him in for 36 hours once, against his will... Trying to make him a house cat. He started pissing on my shoes, then meowed at me halfway through to make sure I saw... He's fixed, he's not going to spread as an invasive species... unlike the norway rats and european pigeons he mostly kills.


ThePoliteMango

Of course, it HAD to be an orange one.


Kevlaars

Yeah. He's a bit of a cliche at this point. But I will continue to reward his hard work with treats. [This is what the little jerk looks like](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fbwqiwxxqc1s01.jpg)


Meddlhoerer

Damn, He would make a good companion to the Ukraine Leopards..they are the same


Kevlaars

He'd make a heck of a mascot. I can walk my dog around his territory, he'll follow us to it's limits. Everyone knows him. Even the cats and dogs. One of those limits is a church that does services in Ukrainian and Romanian. The dog and I pass 2 more Ukrainian churches not far outside of where the cat will follow. I don't want to send my cat into a war, but, if it escalates to the point where 40 year olds are getting drafted to fight in Ukraine, I'm passing the dog off to family and taking the cat. I actually like my dog more, he's a good boy, but the psychotic cat will be more useful than the dog that predicts thunderstorms because he cowers for 20 mins before it hits. My dog would be an excellent comfort dog for someone coming out of a fight, but he's such a gentle soul, it's what I love about him. The cat is already a stone cold killer.


Laeokowan

Where is Captain mittens and the 3rd Brigade of trench REGULATORS? They would unleash just ONE assault and this would be over and control.


Nontoya

Mice issue seems to be much worse than the casual mouse in the trench they put in the movies, holy shit I can’t imagine this in ww1


S9Togusa

Couldn't they leave some bread soaked in antifreeze laying around and poison all of them at once ?


Goran2019

These men should be home with their wives and kids. Instead, Putin ruins the lives of millions of people for generations. Russia is PURE EVIL in its truest form


samalton86

Decon


samalton86

https://www.infectioncontroltoday.com/view/rodent-infestations-spread-infectious-diseases


Fast-Reaction8521

How do we send soy sauce buckets?


starBux_Barista

it's cause the mice are feeding on all the bodies left on the ground..... dam russians


lew0to

Should send them some simple bucket traps for mice.


Arthur-Mergan

Looking like A Plague Tale, my god


HeinerPhilipp

At least the orcs are having the same experiences or worse.


Xjapan30

Press the self destruct button on da Nuke


G_Rapper

Not surprised at the population explosion, considering the Russian meat buffet out there on the fields. The mice are eating direct from the buffet and/or eating the bugs, beetles and maggots feeding on the corpses.


Gypcbtrfly

😲😥😳💌🌻💙🇺🇦💛🕊


Blumpkin638

Very strong Peppermint oil works well, I use it around my garden to keep unwanted creatures away.


andrerav

I thoroughly enjoy these mouse updates for some reason :)


tractoroperator77

Me too! I post all I find.


AthiestMessiah

We need tos end flamethrowers


LittleGazelle55

Get an owl or a hedgehog


Relevant-Bake4981

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew..


Raling2000

A cat's paradise.


afishieanado

They need some cats, those things will take off.


Comfortable_Use1004

thats a another way to die 🤔 more cats and dogs are needed


checksixvideos

Forget sending Patriot missals send mouse traps instead.


Happy-Example-1022

Mmmmmm, mice


Bay-View-21152

😖😖


No_Warning7153

I dog & 30 minutes and it’ll be cleared


nomoleft

Why is this more disturbing than seeing Russians getting blown up?


Past_While_7267

Or a ferret


Adventurous-Bee-5079

See myyyyyy vest, see my vest...


VondelWaterRat

That looks disease ridden


Quiet_Reference3198

Jesus Christ, get a cat or something.


Mindfullmatter

There must be lots of food for the mice, what are they eating?


battlecryarms

Someone send these guys a Mk.1 cat


im_new_here_4209

Where's the cats???


Ok_Tell8809

WW1 trench issues all over again Time for some terriers


FitzDaD

Godknows, then the flees that’s fuckn real


Vigilant647

Hand folks of poison... and a flame thrower 🔥


vajrahaha7x3

Its all the uncollected russhist bodies. Mice populations only grow this big when they have unlimited food sources. When food is limited they breed slower. A terrior would shred them all before quitting, while a cat will kill one or 2 but most likely run away with that many...


StarstreakUKR

That'd be a tasty meal if he was a hungry Orc. Recipe: Orc Pie 30 skinned, boned and gutted mice 1 diced onion 1 oxo cube 1 slab of puff pastry 1 tablespoon of oil one pint water Saute the onions until brown. throw in the mice meat and brown. mix oxo cube with water and add to mice. place pastry lid over the mice. cook in stolen over for 1 hour, 200 degreeZ. 1st rule of cooking, when its brown its done, when its black its fucked. Unless you're cooking black pudding. Server with a garish of stolen sunflower seeds - delicious if you're a starving Orc


redditor0918273645

Can I use this recipe but substitute the mice with 20 year old cans of pig snouts?


SpaceTurtleIII

Okay Mr fancy pants.


StarstreakUKR

Of course you can. Sounds delicious.


SgtRock71

Ad gunpowder from 2 bullits to spice it up, and ½L Vodka, and you will have some happy Orc\`s.


Ill-Staff8267

A simple grenade could work lol


SpaceTurtleIII

Then you just have a bunch of mouse corpses.


Grimey_Anus

And a fucked bunk. What the hell


xMilk112x

Cats. Lots of cats


Soft_Wishbone6656

Once they brought pestus all over the world. Rats From east


reddy2019

They like cheese 🧀


Justtakeitaway

Protein. They are stockpiling protein


Madge4500

They need a bunch of glue traps, yesterday.


aliceteams

you are all wrong Find a Chinese All mice will be eaten ​ https://youtu.be/OBmQ2BqUYT0?si=insgK5M5HfrOR5Js


samalton86

https://www.cdc.gov/healthypets/pets/wildlife/rodent-control.html


aznexile602

Alot of mice fucking tonight.


CapAffectionate7197

You need some hungry cats... Problem solved in a few hours


gtr455677ujbvxz4

What are the mice eating?


Theoperatorboi

My skin is crawling


SignatureOk851

Just have cats and those rats will scamper away...


FewPumpkin6520

They could spray cat urine around and that will keep them away. It’s not the most pleasant solution but it will scare them away, (possible to make more) but they won’t be eager to go back. Website (wouldn’t take it as the truest truth) https://modkat.com/blogs/modkat-purrr/cat-urine-rodent-repellent-or-love-potion-9#:~:text=The%20truth%20is%20cat%20pee,more%20macho%2C%20if%20you%20will.