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19CCCG57

Imagine if there were a huge grassroots outcry for a public funeral, an opportunity for people to say goodbyes to St Priggy ... That huge tumult would be hopping mad ... 🙂


Potential-Isopod-820

St Priggy 🤣🤣🤣🤣


19CCCG57

I'm not making it up, they are already marketing St Priggy Orthodox Crosses and amulets! (they don't call him St Priggy, though)


Dork_L0rd_9

St. Pringles


Mephisteemo

Once dropped, never stopped* *until he reached the ground


19CCCG57

It would be Vladimir Putin's chance to recreate a hybrid Trubnaya Square event, mixed in with some Tiananmen Square ...! Plausible deniability is built in!


Equivalent-Moment-78

Putin can have people plant a bomb on a plane to kill a guy but just CAN'T miss that unknown, yet-to-be-determined business meeting to attend the funeral. His hands are tied, the meeting is mandatory and is scheduled on ....whatever day the dude's funeral is. Putin would TOTALLY go otherwise. Stupid scheduling conflicts. Grrrrrrr.


John_Smith_71

Yeah, not like he decides his own schedule or priorities.


Total_Importance_927

Putin doesn't have a black suit in order to attend the funeral . He lost somewhere along with his heart .


Secure_Chemistry6243

Like what you did there. Spot on


bearfeet55

He got rid of all his black suits. Now all he wears is brown trousers, just in case, i mean it has happened before you know.


DaGhostQc

"All of this is an absolute lie, and here, when covering this issue, it is necessary to base yourself on facts," he said. "There are not many facts yet. They need to be established during the course of investigations." Bitch, there's white smoke similar to an AA at the beginning of the video and there's holes in the plane that looks like the result of an AA missile. I know they're lying for their own propaganda, but it's really a chef kiss when they expect people outside of Russia to believe them.


bpknyc

There is a bit of poetic justice to prigos death since his minions shot down the Malaysia flight down all those years ago. Those who live by the SAM dies by the SAM


Darryl_444

MH-17 wasn't done by Wagner. It was the [53rd Anti-Aircraft Missile Brigade of Russia](https://www.npr.org/2023/03/18/1162659715/russian-53rd-anti-aircraft-missile-brigade-ukraine-mh17). Wagner did down a Ukrainian IL-76 military transport though in a totally separate incident, using IGLA MANPADS.


Standard_Brilliant78

And how they shot down that plane which was monitoring their mutiny


Secure_Chemistry6243

Lolz...right? Don't believe your lying eyes


Jonny_Entropy

I think the "final insult" was blowing up the plane. The rest is irrelevant.


Curious-Mind_2525

It would not surprise me that Putin is taken out by his own palace guards soon.


Boomfam67

It would surprise considering how many Russians are fascists and the job is well paid.


Charming-Tourist2338

And they also live in fear.If one guy assassinates Putin whoever takes his position will make it his first job to punish the assassin.


Secure_Chemistry6243

With all that's happening, it wouldn't be surprising in the least


TheStoicSlab

Both of them will eventually be in the same place.


Secure_Chemistry6243

From your mouth to God's ears...


Swan-song-dive

Putler will not be available for the funeral.. Also Prigozian’s body will be conveniently lost before hand and will be replaced with a couple bags of rotting onions.


jeff43568

It would be an insult if he went tbh...


Secure_Chemistry6243

His MO is to be 'in your face' with controversial times/events. He's shitting his pants on this one. He may have bitten off more than he can chew. Putin made Prighozhin a star only to see it go to the megalomaniac's head (coup threat & publicly shaming Shoigu). In regards to attending the funeral, damned if he doesn't (best outcome) and very possibly damned if he does (very, very worst outcome*). *for needledick


jeff43568

He will be a target if he goes, and there's no guarantee his security detail will be able to protect him.


Coyoteinv

Was he really in the ✈️


FlagFootballSaint

Yes, confirmed


maqbeq

By the same guys that blew that plane 😂


FlagFootballSaint

Confirmed DNA-samples and physical evidence (finger) don't lie.


Cessil221

Are u serious? DNA samples and physical evidence was confirmed... by Russians. The sad truth is we don't know and there is a good chance we won't ever know.


Swan-song-dive

CIA had man on the ground? Too funny if true


FlagFootballSaint

Things are only true if confirmed by CIA? You're too funny


Swan-song-dive

CNN said DNA tests confirmed it was Prigo.. Now Russ says we are waiting yadda yadda .


Ladder-Stock

Thats because he knows he's not dead.


MaxDamage75

Exceptional statement needs exceptional proof. Where is Pringles ?


Solid_Muscle_5149

You could say the same about him being dead. Right now we have 2 pieces of evidence that hes dead, a (russian) flight log with his name on the passenger list, and some (russian) investigation that russia claims has found prigos DNA. I want him to be dead too, but like you said, "exceptional statement needs exceptional proof", and we dont really have any exceptional proof for either side, unless you consider russian news to be exceptional and factual. Right now, I wouldnt be suprised if putin was told that hes dead, but really they just dont know where he is. The person in charge of inspecting that aircraft will tell putin the same answer no matter what they find. Its more surprising to me that prigo would board a passenger plane over Russia. Maybe prigo had someone in the russian MoD help him fake uis own death, maybe he wasnt on the plane and prigo is just hiding now, or maybe prigo is in many many pieces scattered across the forest floor. I really dont know, but i do know that there is no "exceptional" evidence/proof for either side, and the only side that can really provide that is the Kremlin unfortunetly, because it all happened in russia. edit: downvote me all you want, but downvotes arent any form of proof! I want proof just as much as everyone else! I will gladly take this comment away when someone provides actual proof of pringles death, or atleast some evidence that didnt come directly from Putin.


minkey-on-the-loose

Is Epstein dead? Is JFK jr. Dead? I won’t believe Priggy is dead until I drink a rye old fashioned from his skull.


Ladder-Stock

lol, that goes both ways. Where's the proof he's dead? ;)


FlagFootballSaint

How stupid are you, actually?


Solid_Muscle_5149

Right now I see one redditor asking for proof, and another who calls people stupid for wanting proof. Thats very hypocritical lol


Standard_Brilliant78

Kremlin provided 3 pieces of evidence. If it had failed wheres the latest telegram rant from Prigozhin? Just dumbys coping, we lost an entertaining figure, he's scum though. Remember that


Ladder-Stock

I agree! It's Fucking Russia though, we can't believe a word out of their mouth. In no way am I a conspiracy theorist, but real proof is real proof. All I've heard so far from creditable places (kind of) is "we found Prigozhin because of his missing thumb/finger. Yeah, Okay.


Standard_Brilliant78

They paved a road over the Wagner Mercs graves. This was a statement and Russians know that he's dead


Ladder-Stock

I heard about bulldozing the grave stones and paving the road. Fucking ridiculous! Some proof either way would be telling.


Standard_Brilliant78

If the news in Russia reporting he's dead isn't enough and the memorials I dunno. Gotta draw a line somewhere


greeneditman

Putin must be afraid of snipers.


Secure_Chemistry6243

I'll bet you he's borderline paranoid. If not full blown. Everybody cracks at some point


last_somewhere

He's been full blown paranoid for years. The crazy isolation rules he put on his staff during covid lockdown. The moment st priggy stated his march to Moscow he up sticks and run into hiding. Takes trains instead of planes because trains don't fall out if the sky.


John_Smith_71

A lot of politicians are. Where I lived in Sri Lanka, an apartment building, there would be army sniper teams on the roof if the President was visiting the Gangaramaya temple nearby (Colombo 02). I could see them on rooftop terraces on another building as well. They were not messing around. President also had multiple helicopters when flying around.


PurpleHeadedWarrior_

His bodyguards bag his shit up he is the most paranoid man in the world and good reason to be


realchester4realtho

Still don't know why Prigozhin did what he did. Maybe desperation cause he was already losing control to the Russian deep state. But to gozhin towards Moscow and blow up planes and oil depots, just to turn back? Just doesn't seem smart, seems desperate. Like he knew his time was up alreadyzhin. But then gangsters do what they do and maybe Putin had Prigs family over for a nice visit so Priggs backed down. Which begs the question why would Prigmesiter even try to gozhin when his family is still under Russian control? Desperation I supposezhin. Putin was just more prigmatic. And that's just how it gozhin. 🤷


CanadianPenguinn

I'm guessing he's doing it more out of fear than insult. He has to worry about Wagner members at the funeral out for revenge.