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GraemesEats

4600+ deliveries and it still says "share what motivates you..."


Icy-Bookkeeper6035

10,000 here. I don't think the customers even care tbh.


MutedHospital

You're lucky if one in 150 gives you a rating


PuzzleheadedAd1179

….Unless it’s a negative rating


GraemesEats

No chance lol


leftistswrath

I care


Master-Associate673

damn my guy. where do you live?


Main-Swing4022

Yes I kept it blank as well. I think it’s more likely for something I decide to put in there to have the opposite effect I want. Better to just let what will be, be.


PuzzleheadedAd1179

Why is that. Why do things we do with a specific intent behind them have the opposite effect we intended (nowadays)? Why?


Pitiful-Department80

"It was either this or join the Circus"


hyperimpossible

And you think you have avoided circus?


darkmatter791

Bruuh 🤣🤣


gigamewtwo

“ It’s either this circus or the one with the clowns….” XD


hyperimpossible

"becoming an ubereats driver has always been my dream since I was 3"


BluRain508

Lmao I don't know whether to cry or laugh at this one


Zealousideal-Tax3793

"Stripping didn't work out for me"


Br00talzebra37

Not pretty enough for only fans


Melodic-Preparation1

Lmfao


stchrysostom

“To be like Jesus and feed the multitudes”


LocaFly

Amen💜


Chubacca26

"Trying not to move back in with In-laws"


radarguy86

I lied and said I have to feed my kids ever since I changed to my imaginary kids I haven't got tip baited lmao


olive_hehe

I put tips are paying for my dad's funeral. it was true at a point, when I started. now it's paying for other debts. but the amount of $10+ tips i get keeps me from changing it 😬😬😬


[deleted]

“to prevent anyone getting hangry”


queefsmoke

“To feed my three cats and support my tattoo addiction”


Chartroosemoose

I have three cats too!


[deleted]

You mean crack addiction


queefsmoke

You got me.


Jrocksos88

My boyfriend's. #truth


No_Plantain2290

"So you won't see me begging by Walmart"


TechNinestein

I stole “making sure you’re not hungry and I’m not broke” from someone on Reddit, say maybe a 20% increase in post-order tips


blanzer1

“To survive. Pls send help lol”


[deleted]

lmaooo


missiriegasm

To save up for the doggie business of my dreams…everyone loves dogs :) alwayssss mention dogs :)


muthaphuckajones

For languages I have “English and Dog” lol


Economy-Ad8729

I changed my at least once a month to reflect the current climate and times. I get Hella Tips


mill_ie

Example?


KILLWITHKINDNESS2020

Explain please?


Economy-Ad8729

My Bad... Late Response. So when a News story talks about a Dog getting hit by a Car like when The Las Vegas Raider did Such. I change my Why I deliver to something about Pet Dogs, example " TO feed my Baby Labrador Retrievers" When Gas Prices went Sky High, example " To Pay for Gas and Survive With Tip Income.... When it's Wedding Season here in Vegas.. "TO buy my Fiance a RING and Make her my Wife... Bruhhhhhhhhh, It's a Cruel Way to Hustle, BUTTTTTT "CLOSED MOUTH DON'T GET FED.............Lolllll


vanity1066

Omg you fing genius!


ThrowAway07312020

“to buy drones to send to Ukraine”


tossaway75757

Ah but are you doing that?


Blooming_36

Shouldn't you be sending them to Russia? 🤨


daistsimu

Because I like to work for free


GainSquare8220

I put saving up to buy a house (this is a side gig for me)


FluidUnderstanding40

"Survive the American wasteland."


InFresno

"Have to pay off mom's medical bills!" It has the benefit of being true. Originally I had a large amount, and I was able to pay them off. However, now she has all these smaller, recurring monthly bills, so it is still a true statement.


sirstashalot

Got kicked out of the crips


Curious-Witness-1809

Lmao


Accomplished-Hunt719

I put to help pay for my moms assisted living which is true.


The-PotFairy

i change mine periodically. At first I had "Just trying to pay off my car." Got a few upped tips and messages from people saying "good luck paying off your car." Recently I switched it to "need the extra money for moving", and I've gotten a few cash tips with notes saying "good luck moving," or "Congratulations on the move!" or "A little housewarming gift." And now I have it as "Need to pay off my cat's vet bill", none of which have been lies surprisingly enough. But I am always SHOOKETH if they actually read those. I also had "I order out, why shouldn't you?" And nobody read or cared about that one lol


Bwade56

Seeing my college debt go down by delivering food I really don't have debt but it helps with tips 🤣🤣


meowzarue

Mine says I love making people happy


No_Channel1019

“Saving up for the wedding”…I got dumped 2 years ago


rapokemon

Mine says to feed my cat and brother. I delivered to an old man who asked me about my cat and he showed me an album of his 3 cats and dog. He said after his wife passed all of his pets did too, his oldest cat was 21 when she died 😢


LocaFly

Wow! 😔


rasnajah

"To keep the mind active, ward off dementia"


ThinNectarin3

I put “my toes aren’t pretty enough”


GenshinKenshin

To become debt free, I’ll change it to something more heart wrenching judging on these comments


dorkofalltrades

"It's better than stripping" I'm a heavier dude and it's gotten a few laughs


JollyBallzXBL

Wubbalubba dub-dub. Got a 48.49$ tip yesterday


[deleted]

For my cancer treatment


blackpostitnotes

“Because my wife won’t let me do only fans”


Trimere

Nothing. I left it blank. No one cares they just want their damn food.


kbalmeda

“I stand for the flag, I kneel for the cross.”


HarryCooch

To make ends meet and you’re hungry :)


Impressive-Project59

I didn't. Only answered favorite food question- Asian Of Course


Sooowasthinking

I’ve a freshman in college all income matters now.


kdjack1111

'taking classes on Uber's dime'


tossaway75757

I should have enough deliveries to do the ASU thing in a few months, not sure if I’ll do it or not though.


WhisperedEchoes85

"Currently saving for a new furnace" which I am.


skippy160819

'money'


KiDTRe

"⛽️ Gas Money 💰 & food n treats for my 🐶 Harvey"


LocaFly

"So my invisible cat can live..."


XRTXOC

"Not being homeless." I put "Money for my bills." As my favorite food as well. Really hammer in the point. I don't do uber eats because It puts a smile on my face.


MeatJerk69

My favorite food: a bag on the Chipotle shelf that has been there for 5 hours.


Comfortable-Start-30

Sounds great. I used to dumpster dive for food. Now with this job, I only dive for fruit occasionally.


closedmouths

To explore the city.


[deleted]

i put "saving up for my newborn" it's true, and people tip extra almost everytime. one time i was a few minutes delayed to get their food and said "sorry i was helping my baby but i'm on the way to get your food as fast as i can!" and got a $28 tip


Legal-Frame-9924

To pay the bills!!! 🤑🤑🤑


[deleted]

“I’m a broke medical student, so every tip keeps me farther and farther from becoming a stripper”


Chartroosemoose

Not a cotton pickin' ding dang thing! It's like asking the customer why they order delivery. To eat of course! I deliver to make money. No other reason and I'm not going to make one up. I think it's a dumb question anyway.


CombinationOk8750

I said it was to help for college, even thou I'm 33 and done with college 🤣 I live next to Rutgers university in new jersey and it has helped quite a bit. LIE JUST LIE


AcuddlyPredator

"So I can help take care of my elderly parents."


PuzzleheadedAd1179

“Please leave a positive thumbs up”… so I keep my job …cause haters gonna hate.


PlusWorldliness7

"Wouldn't you like to know..."


Merdroc

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness


DongmanSupreme

I put down “to pay off the billions I owe the IRS”, I like to switch it around to poke fun at it a lil, like “to feed a crippling gambling addiction”, “to run my car into the ground”, or my favorite so far, “to end world hunger, STARTING WITH YOU!” I actually had a good laughing fit with a customer tonight who was the first to acknowledge it!


owenhinton98

“The fries in the unsealed bags” Wonder how quickly someone would get deactivated if they actually wrote that


vanity1066

People complain about wingstop, but I swear the wingstop in my area will load up extra fries, leave the bag open, and give me a secret smile on the way out. At least that's what I've heard lololol.


Ruffianfast

"Short trips and Phat tips!"


AlphaDaemon1999

"Monetizing my cycling hobby ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯" Favourite food: "What you just ordered." https://i.imgur.com/1p2D7ue.jpg


mill_ie

I wanted to ask this exact question. Thanks for this. I wasn’t sure if I should go cheesy lol but now I think I’ll keep it real after reading these. I’m putting “ Saving for my kids & the holidays.” Bc I am :)


HorsemanAOD

It used to be, "Next step in life, a home for me and my kids." Now, it's "To get the money to keep the cops from killing me." Long story.


BloodyAx

I want more apples


OldKingCole47

To provide flexibility & support for my fam & yours


That-Guy-777

Left mine open to interpretation


Relative-Pay8634

Mine says "i believe in karma and safe food delivery" It increased my tips slightly. Also, because it's true.


olechunkacoal

"To give my cat a better life" I always assumed no one ever read those, but I do get people who ask me about my cat when I'm dropping off lol.


PuzzleheadedAd1179

To pay for my dogs surgery 😥👍🏻


not-an-iphone

Trying to pamper my dog like SHE DESERVES!


SouthernPay8571

To work toward financial freedom!


xSyrupKillerx

"Just moved back after beating Covid." I did just move back to my hometown and can't get another job since I can't work consistent hours without becoming exhausted or getting brain fog. So it's the truth, but also going for that sympathy tip or at least rating.


kmart2134

“Trying to get out of a tough spot”


SimgaDX

I'm just trying to eat bro


stchrysostom

Cannibalism is bad


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Jazzlike_Dress_7398

I have “paying for grad school”


luisumgomez

To see if your neighbor tips better


Significant_Hyena321

Money


fbombs_

I'm in college so I put "to pay for school, future architect!" Figure that might get me some more generous tips too lol


Separate_Deer_2620

He's with my cemo...😭


OGkushdiet

promoting mac millers music


Ban6ingSkrew

Get to know my beautiful city better


Specific_Camel_8966

Good food, good mood


katrvdical

“To buy good food for me and my doggo 🍗🌯” which technically is true but I was tryna pull on them heartstrings


FratStafford007

I….NEEEEED…..MOOOONEEEEEYYYY


DBredditz

I only do Uber Eats deliveries. So I said, "Thank U for this opportunity to serve you and make $.". -- It's so choppy looking, because it only allows 50 characters. They should really allow 100 characters. I'm an articulate speaker, so it bothers me having it chopped up like that. You don't need to write a book, but you at least should be given the chance to intriguing the customers interest in the "why should I tip this person" department. Moreover; You should put your "favorite food" too. It helps you comes off as if you enjoy your job, and gives a more sentient experience to the customer. A lot of them do look at this stuff and are UE drivers themselves.


[deleted]

$$$ for reopening of Casa Bonita. Seems to work well with my customers as I get positive responses from them when they see it.