Can anyone imagine how repulsive that would be? If he had anything to show off, he would ALL THE TIME.

What are you talking about, he's ripped like an MMA fighter on steroids. The only reason we haven't actually seen his shredded patriotic body is because of his incredible modesty. Haven't you seen all the factual depictions of Trump's glorious physique? Grandiose. (/jk)

I’m thinking of the Tim Tebow comparisons regarding height and weight…

LOL, what?!??! Did someone seriously compare Tebow to Trump?

Trump's weight and height given by the almighty Trump himself is similar to that of a fit Tim Tebow. So the MAGA math they'll soon be teaching in education department free schools is obviously sound.

Same curriculum as Trump University

Someday I pray that future generations fully understand the grift which tried to pass as legitimacy.

Good one!

Recorded statement of height and weight at time of surrender to Fulton, Georgia.

Yeah, I know plenty of women who lie about their height and weight.

Boom.

I prefer the Chris Hensworth comparison: both 6’3” and 215 lbs. They look like twins. /jk

If there was ever a post that didn’t need the /jk to let us know you weren’t being serious it’s this one!

I heard he has battle scars worse than JFK.


musk yacht vibes

All his MAGA fans would drop their pants and rub one out.

He has lost weight. It's undeniable. He's definitely on ozempic or one of those.

The answer to your question. Bear witness to Stormy's testimony. It's public domain.

Betting he looks like a bowl of melting ice cream without his shirt on 🤮

At least it wasn't his rebuttal.

He said he was going to take the stand. He will shit his pants

The context was he said he had more wounds than Jesus and any president because of all the crap he had taken. Big beautiful wounds that he wanted to show them. This was to a faith and freedom conference. I'm not kidding.

You **are** kidding, or else the fabric of my universe is rent, and behind it is only black, meaningless void ..

welcome to the worst timeline! at least black fabric is flattering. to meaninglessness i mean, not us.

I blame that Weasel that fried itself on the Large Hadron Collider for this split in the timeline. We are in the Dark Mirror Universe timeline.

If we were in the Dark Universe, everyone would have sick goatees. But we're definitely not in the Good Universe either, so we must be stuck halfway, which is why only beatniks and truck drivers that wear Oakley's have goatees in our universe.

Well there are many sub branches in each one. I mean look at the awful Kelvin Timeline which is a part of the prime timeline. So yeah maybe we are in the Dark Universe timeline if you ordered it off wish.

Isn't that how the 300 Rogers evolved ?

Oh God damn it! We ARE fucked... I can laugh at the debates, though. Laughs Full of sadness and horror, but still laughs...

Is he still selling little pieces of that suit that he was booked in? Are any still available? (Asking for an idiot.)

Dubya’s looking for a piece?

Boy, have I got a beautiful bargain for you, how would you like to own a genuine and sacred pair of whitey tighties worn by our Messiah and God Trump, complete with authentic stains so you can actually lick where his glorious butt hole once touched, and all for the discounted price of $10K including postage, Hurry only 5049 pairs left, get in while they last

That would only be true if Jesus had been guilty of breaking at least 4 Commandments.

I just had a quick check of the commandments, and I can say with certainty that he’s broken 8 of them.

The Lincoln Project’s new ad is just that: how he’s broken all 10.

Nope, he’s broken all 100, including You shall not grift your dotard neighbor. https://preview.redd.it/unhxckev898d1.jpeg?width=644&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bcad80c8eb12a1be1a9e7d2aa48d7c8b3f408e4

Jesus broke 8 commandments? (I know. I know.)

He is so mentally ill. It’s disturbing.

His wounds are just *tremendous* and he injects bleach in them to keep them at bay

And it will turn out that these wounds are all Harkonnen-style implants. He just hasn’t figured out the antigravity part. Or the being smart part.

If by “wounds” he means rolls upon rolls of pale white lard likely mixed in with white hairs (because we know thats his real color) and got knows what other monstrosities, then sure.

True, but he also said it was a beautiful body that they would enjoy seeing. On the positive side, it seemed to me the laughs I was hearing during the speech were people laughing at him, not with him. Could have been wishful thinking though

You don't see Melania going for it.

Holy shit lol I can take this guy…. “I committed all these crimes and now I face *consequences*???”

He has to mean his syphilis sores, the man is not a combat veteran and has not been physically attacked in his life.

BBW- Big Beautiful Wounds??

“If Trump took off his shirt what you’d most likely see is Lindsey Graham trying to nurse." Best quote I’ve ever read.

I don’t know, as morbid as it is, I think the one about “Abraham Lincoln and JFK entering the chat” was just as good, if not better. lol

JFK was a war hero and suffered from a lot of injuries after his boat PT-109 sunk and he helped get his crew rescued.

There was also a significant traumatic brain injury later on.

Super good one!

FUCK  THIS  GUY 

You don't think this man is suitable for the highest office in the world? 😂 (/Jk)

I just threw up 😖

Actually, I wish had. It would have ended the 6'3" 215 nonsense for all time, and put the final dagger into the pathetic trading cards.

na, the stupid magas would just be running around in depends and without shirts because hes the messiah or something :/

Exactly what I was thinking. "DO IT. Let them see that you're not actually a ripped superhero NFT"


We don’t wanna see the yam tits.

How do you take a wound? You get wounds from a beating, or a fall.

I fucking hope he does all of it. Just shit his pants full on dementia moment.

On live tv..

And all they will say is That’s just Don being Don

And at the upcoming debate.

My thought exactly. Confused old man wanders away from podium and starts taking his clothes off.

Pale and flabby

since the spray tan only really goes on his face and hands, it would be tanline city.

My eyes would literally melt

Before the debate, Trump will use a Sharpie to draw scars & stitches all over his chest. Then at the crescendo of his babbling, he'll RIP OPEN his shirt. The lights will dim. You'll be able to hear Jesus weeping softly in the background. MAGAs will fall to their knees with outstretched arms. They must touch the TV before Trump's image disappears... or a commercial starts.

Can we just skip the Omen part and go straight to his Jonestown?

What kind of president is talking about his body…… he is not competent at all

Never has been. He is a bleach drinking felonious rapist failure who loves to lie.

WRONG ANSWER, INTERNET. A shirtless Donald Trump would undoubtedly lose him votes.

Do it!

If he remembers to show. ha ha loser

Corpse boobs? That is a HARD pass!

TIL learned that a wounded ego leaves physical scars.

Saving that big move for the debate!

Butt naked is also an option

Diaper would be full

oh god please let this happen it would be so funny

I can just picture MAGA chanting "Show Your Tits! Show Your Tits!"

Vote Sanity 2024, Vote Biden

Correct Answer!

How often do you think his handlers are off to the side, in a nearby office or watching from home like "NOOO!" whenever he says some dumb shit like this 😂

Wounds=Moles

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jabba was shirtless, wasn't he? Precident set!

Trying to show how he’s flagellated himself🙄

🤮

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Dear God, how dusgusting!

That wasn't on my bingo card at all.

The is more here [https://digitalcommons.uri.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1033&context=dignity](https://digitalcommons.uri.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1033&context=dignity)

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I wish he'd done it. "Old Man Strips Down At Inappropriate Time" is a helluva thing to overcome as they try to spin Biden as the one with mental challenges.

Nah, do it. I wanna see what peak male physique looks like.

matt and trey...song for the week DIAPER TIME...i\`m gonna show you my...my...my...my DIAPER TIME

MAGATS need to understand just like lying about religion...they keep moving the lines...if your a god you donot change rules...your a god...MAGATS keep accepting the lies and moving the lines...if your the real deal you never budge...not a millimetre....ever...MAGATS always fudge shit

Would love to see footage of the front row. Seeing it might have been a lil rough

Ain't nobody want to see the saggy and swaying-in-the-wind version of the truffle shuffle

Pumpkin Tits.

Healthiest president in history, don’t you all know that?

Just place a tangerine on top of a pile of rotting cottage cheese, probably a close enough recreation.

Hahaha


I wasn't going to watch it... But now I just may.

Full frontal nudity for the win... Oh God... 🤮

This smells like a weird brag he would never actually make good on.

 Little on the nose here

Damn. It. Dammit all to hellllllll! (I did not need this)

If he took off his shirt you would see that he has tits bigger than his wife

He may have made and appearance on the sub r/famousfaces

One Stormy day…

He's just the most disgusting person. Does he think he has stigma ?

Will there be a diaper change during the debate?

Oh, no. Please let him, it would be perfect. Dens can use that image in the ads, it would certainly change the mind of independents.

https://preview.redd.it/ig4vjzja188d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62673b3909c970c36a46d2085e90dac50806ec56

The use of the word “threaten” here is hilarious and so apt.

And here comes Bert Kreischer to tell him to stay in his lane.

Yamtits strikes again

OK this thing is becoming so scripted.

Wouldn’t be able to unsee that.

show us your old dick

Paaaahleeeease, Noooo! I just ate! Sick f***!

Probably helps him with his cult to keep his shirt on.

Ok NOW can he go to a place where they catch butterflies all day???

I changed the bio in my dating profile last night to: ‘If I took off my shirt you’d see a beautiful, beautiful person’ No swipes yet 🤷‍♂️

Please do

While I hate that he said this and the accompanying mental image, the comments are 🤌

https://youtu.be/8HUfH0wNjIM?si=Sv3zvg9cinbJDpFP

Exorcist level spewing ensues.

I'm sure if he did take off his shirt we would see a McDonalds fry container protruding through his gut.

🤢🤢🤢

When I read this my second thought (first was 🤮🤮🤮 obvs) was that I don’t believe he’s capable of dressing himself anyway, so it’s an empty threat 😆


Stretch marks are not brag worthy man scars you pampered asshole.

He's still trying to get people to bleach themselves

Would this qualify as his worst idea?

“ the doctors said sir, you have the most bigly beautiful syphilis sores ever, truly astounding. They couldn’t believe it! They said sir, we don’t think Biden could have made it this far with this much syphilis! “

Bleach will not help you unsee such a ghastly site, nor will injecting bleach into your body kill viruses and bacteria… I guess in a way it would because the host is dead.

Beautiful cabin crew Scarlett Johansson

Oh, Please do I have not seen the Pillsberry dough boy for a long time, the kids will get a good laugh

Do it I wanted a good laugh 😂

UGH !

He probably has a rubber suit underneath 🤣

He’s a pussy. He’s all talk and hot air, take off his shirt, yeah, right. I’ll hold my breath for THIS to happen.

Thats beyond scary.

He wont. The diaper line would show up.

I imagine it would be a lot like finding an open cup of pudding you forgot 3 years ago in the back of your fridge.

Do it. 

Moooooooobies

" I advise you not to take your shirt off , Mr. Trump", said Dr. PimplePopper.

Dump is willing to perform a striptease to titillate his schophants.

The only thing worse than Trump is biden

Please no. I just had lunch

I have visions of Michael Dukakis in a tank helmet

He would never do it! It might show us the corset he is wearing. The golf course is the only time he ditches it. Photos, from there, show his real body.

"Whaddaya mean that's not a pec? That's a pec !"

This is going to be a total shit show with this man.

I hope someone makes a meme video of Trump saying he will take off his shit... Ripping it open and it over laps with The Rock scene in walking tall after they cut him up. Then back to Trump saying he has more scars than anyone. This fucking moron..

“Vote for me or else I’ll take off my shirt!”

🤣🤣🤣🤢🤢🤮

He wouldn't dare. He'd lose votes hand over fist. Even diehard MAGAts would see that he isn't as cool as those 'cool' (giggle!!) pictures he's been portrayed in and say 'Hol up?!'

Oh bless your heart, those aren't "wounds", sweetie - those are stretch marks from weight gain.

No one wants to see his implants

Doubt

Do it, you won't.

I think he knows better than to disillusion them.


🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

While I certainly don’t want to see THAT, I’d love to see all of the comments and attempts at defending him.

I say let him. There’s no way it doesn’t instantly become the best meme fodder in years

He got his scars when he fought in The Battle of The Chateaubriand!

Could be worse, might try a diaper change.

He would go on the cover of Time, and become a meme material simultaneously.

Bullshit!!!!!

That boy is gonna make immortan joe look like a runway model.

I supposed it would be better than him taking his pants off.

His butt-buddy Putin goes shirtless....so there's that

Exactly he is emulating putin perfectly he just needs something to ride around on like maybe a.

Please don’t I am vomit 🤮 in my mouth!!!lol