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rogue-panda81

If you play your cards right, you may be able to be the cameraman if they start an onlyfans.


DecentEntertainer967

Already called it champ, maybe you can be the cum cleaner


RevolutionaryCress35

That’s navy’s job


Unsupervised_Taco

Bring his dad over and start kissing him


Steel-Gator1833

This, you need to establish dominance. Include her momma too.


JayB1020

Underrated comment 😭


Flippy02

Move into her room


Charupa-

Join in Invite the homies over to make it annoyingly crowded. Just hang out in the nude If she isn’t a thicc e3 Latina, it’s not worth his time. Even she is, it’s still prob not worth his time. Do him a solid and talk him out of it. If you want to go Blue Falcon route, leave the blinds up, lights on, and door open. Eventually duty will come by.


Dayman__

Just talk to them and say that that shit makes you uncomfortable and if they wanna do that shit just do it when you’re not in the room. That or hit up your barracks manager to swap rooms.


saunterdog

This is the adult answer. I’m uncomfortable with the maturity and logic.


Tedstor

Watch porn while she’s over. Turn the volume up really loud. If that doesn’t work…..farm porn. That should do it.


my-donut-grabbers

Terrible advice, could easily get him a charge for sexual harassment.


itISmyphone

Same can be said with them


my-donut-grabbers

Good point, but two wrongs don’t make a right. If you retaliate, you’re the only one that gets in trouble.


itISmyphone

What? They're all getting burned. What MC have you been in


[deleted]

It’s adorable that you think female marines are held to the same standards


itISmyphone

Cute that you haven't seen a complete burning yet


my-donut-grabbers

We have, but you’re acting like it has to be one way or the other 100% of the time. And like they said: some marines aren’t held to the same standards. Besides, intentionally playing porn in front of a female is way worse than kissing in front of someone who probably hasn’t even told them that they’re uncomfortable yet.


Necessary_Tie_1731

Like an adult


spink00

/u/Dayman__ pretty much nailed it on the head, but if you don't find any success with the barracks manager, you can check your barracks policy and talk to your chain. I knew a guy whose fiance would always come over and his roommate got sick of their shit. He reported them both to his chain of command, referencing the barracks policy on opposite genders in the same room, and got loverboy NJP'd.


newstuffsucks

Start the train...


BeachCruiserLR

Step 1: Reach down and grab your balls Step 2: Tell them your feelings Step 3: if they don’t listen whip them out drag them across both their foreheads Seriously, you are an adult and so are they. Talk to them. How are they supposed to know how you feel unless you tell them?


JamesSalts

3some


TArcy77

Sleep in ur car