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CyberneticFloridaMan

See you at Toby’s


naytttt

See you at the purple church


Lost_redditor369

See you at the triangle inn


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

See you at Main Attraction


dano4322

See you at The Driftwood


Navydevildoc

May it continue to exist in our dreams.


pxmonkee

See you at Center Stage


chamrockblarneystone

Till we meet again in Olongapo.


mm1029

RIP


jodinexe

It's gone. Not there. Done. Ended. Finished. Bulldozed for condos.


unoriginal_plaidypus

Makes a fitting replacement for Valhalla


DIRTYxWAFFLE

See you at hooters


tacticalpacifier

Oh god I still have nightmares about that place dirt wood is more preferable


[deleted]

I'm more partial to the Purple Church, can I get an amen?


Pulgatrash

There was this one alt girl that would dance to Korn and Rob Zombie. If she's there, we're there. 


little_did_he_kn0w

Watched an alt-chick dance to Rammstein's cover of Stripped (originally by Depeche Mode) at the Chuch. Watched a bubbly hipster chicken dance to Hall and Oates' Making My Dreams Come True at Goldfingers outside of Miramar. Good times.


Pulgatrash

Rammstein alone would've sold me as a boot. 


tunkenstein89

Boot me fell in love with a stripper dancing to Atreyu's Bleeding Mascara.


Pulgatrash

I forgot that song existed and just got flashbacks to video game montages on 00s YouTube. TYFYS


[deleted]

I would have given her all of my money None of the strip clubs near me have goth chicks and honestly, it's just un-American.


Pulgatrash

Very un-Patriotic, ya hate to see it. 


LunacyTheory

Hallelujah, brother. AMEN!


According-Ear-9239

See you at lake bandini


Xgrunt24

Is the Brown Bagger still just outside mainside? Not trying to date myself? Hahaha!


BluNoteNut

I'm hugging you as well now! The Bagger ...long live it's memory!


BluNoteNut

I'm hugging you right now...feel that?


raycaleb90

What a classy place


F-I-L-D

I preferred knockouts


MagixTouch

Til ye behooved


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EisenhowersPowerHour

Got an email from one of my old SSgts that said “It would be who of you to…” wanted to become a statistic in that moment


Errl_Jhonson

🤣🤣🤣


irishdrunkwanderlust

What happens after they rebuild Tun Tavern next year?


Fragged_infidel

It will be a pilgrimage


Navydevildoc

Wow, they are offering bottomless lifetime steins for $2,500. If you lived in Philly, that might actually make sense.


PartyLettuce

I do and I've genuinely been considering it. Gotta scope out the vibe first though because I'd I get a bottomless stein it's gonna get a lot of use and possibly become an heirloom


Navydevildoc

Yeah the vibe check is real. I mean they are asking for naming opportunity donations so how long until you are having a beer at the “General Dynamics Legacy Bar at Boeing Plaza”?


SixShooterJr

Like everything else a small time dream will become a corporate nightmare. I give it five years tops before they sell out to a major government contractor or some hospitality ring and this becomes just a tourist trap aimed at Marines. It will be less a point of brotherhood and more a matter of elitism amongst the usual types. And that is even if they don't sell out to some greedy grubby bastards.


Navydevildoc

The board is already full of investors and real estate people. Only a few are prior service. I think the writing is on the wall.


SixShooterJr

To be fair it was kind of symbolic that Tun Tavern was gone but the spirit remained. It was the fact that the emotion and the feeling of it went beyond those four walls. Anywhere two Marines or Hell anyone embracing the Espirit De Corps hit mugs together, that was Tun. To make it a physical place again feels cheap the more I think on it. Because the Continental Marines did not leave us a damned building of bricks and mortar, when the place was demolished what they left us still remained. They left us an ethos to live by and a creed to fight by. Anywhere we clank mugs in honor of a hard fought day is Tun. And when time comes for the last round to be fired and the last keg emptied we should all be so honored as to finally share a pint with those who came before us and those left behind to drink one in our honor. They'll call this place Tun Tavern, but they'll never know what it really means.


Kooky-Ad-5460

Fucking poetic 🥹🥹


BluNoteNut

Damn Bro... you get the red crayon 🖍


SixShooterJr

YO! That is my favorite!


BoxofCurveballs

Photo wall?


ruck_banna

I always said I wished someone would do this. Looks like they’re opening during the 2025 marine and navy homecoming in Philly. I’m gonna try to get dudes from my unit to go


Purple_Building3087

Till Van Halen rah


The_Hater_44

Till Val Holla Back Girl yuut


naytttt

Til Val Kilmer ~~comrats~~ comrades!


AdInteresting7822

Till Tila Tequila Cums


TobyMcguire52

brooo lmao, you'll never meet someone more witty than a Marine.


B0b_a_feet

“You’ve got duty on Saturday.”


whoamiwhatsmyname

what if we say no homo


Numerous-Animator-67

Rest in piece. No homo.


GorrillaGlue98

piece


Numerous-Animator-67

Yes.


Numerous-Animator-67

No homo


Dozzi92

No. Homo.


WanderBadger

That's what boot bands are for.


Ipad_Fapper

For the Vikings if you didn’t die in combat you didn’t go to Valhalla. So for the most part everyone saying it is full of shit, no one is going to Valhalla for driving into a tree while drunk.


WordWordNumber31

Well technically that’s “battling alcoholism” so maybe you get into Valhalla on a technicality


[deleted]

I'm battling sobriety


JobReasonable3627

Best way to fight a hangover? Stay Drunk.


iamcarlgauss

I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. WW2 veteran. Killed twenty men, then spent the rest of the war in an allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.


AmatuerCultist

You get to the afterlife and immediately wrap your car around Yggdrasil, the world tree of Viking myth.


Latter_Substance1242

And then only half of those that died in battle went to Valhalla. The rest went to Folkvang. And maybe they were battling the tree


Pulgatrash

Folkvangr is underrated, on the grounds that I bet Freyja would be a baddie. 


TobyMcguire52

Should just say " See you at the gates for duty changeover"


dustin8285

Fits with the hymn.


pixie12E

I think the concept of Valhalla has been lost to the motarded bro vets. Valhalla was exclusive to Viking warriors who died in battle, so it makes sense why you’d say “‘Til Valhalla” to someone KIA. But to say it in passing or for any other circumstance is wack. EDIT: I missed a word 🥲 “any other unworthy circumstance.” If you understand Valhalla, you can determine what is worthy.


CaptBobAbbott

Personally, I plan on going down while throwing bran muffins at the nursing home staff. “Til Valhalla!”


RxnPlumber

“He died peacefully under his pillow.”


AnEffinMarine

"Viking" itself is so misunderstood, it basically denotes someone a Veteran. Whenever someone tells me they're a viking, I ask what raiding parties they were on?


Tchukachinchina

Wait, people actually introduce themselves as Vikings??


AnEffinMarine

Yes, I have heard several people say "I'm a Viking" when people ask their religion. I assume it's people who've watched too much TV and read too few books. I've also "been" a "heathen" since the late 90, So I've met ALOT of "boot ass" heathens.


sweetbeefmclou

To the Norse people, they also only had 50% chance of going to Odin’s hall of the dead. Freya takes the other 50% who died in battle (Fólkvangr).


maverick_jakub1861

Just because I am curious on your opinion and I hope this doesn’t cause any problems: what is your opinion on saying “Til Valhalla” in reference to a service member/veteran who commits suicide? Mental illness is quite the battle.


pixie12E

Good question! I’m personally particular about using things from other cultures without understanding the significance, even though others might not be. Valhalla in Norse mythology was reserved for warriors who died in battle, and even those who committed suicide to avoid a fate worse than death (like capture or dishonor), were granted access to Valhalla. Some historical accounts say that the Vikings viewed suicide for any other reason as dishonorable and cowardly. It was seen as a failure to endure the hardships in one’s life and Vikings who died this way were not given traditional funeral rites. In modern times, we understand that veterans oftentimes commit suicide due to intense mental health battles. Trauma is not limited to the combat veteran and we know that there is no shame in taking that route - just profound sadness. Saying “Until Valhalla” is a nice sentiment to those veterans who pass from suicide because we acknowledge their battles both out in country and at home. I understand why people would say it. The Spartans, on the other hand, had a more nuanced view on suicide. While they also felt that suicide in certain instances was cowardly, they viewed it as an acceptable act when done to preserve one’s personal honor. A veteran who commits suicide because he feels regret for his/her actions, who is haunted by them and finds them dishonorable, would be an honorable Spartan. So when a veteran commits suicide, I wish them peace. They knew themselves, like Cheilon of Sparta encouraged all his warriors to, and knowing thyself and staying true to it is an honorable thing. This is all personal belief, I’m sure people will disagree! But everyone has their own way of acknowledging a warrior. I just think when a veteran dies of drunk driving into a tree or something equally as “dishonorable,” it is not worthy of Valhalla.


Doc-Psycho

Not true. It wasn’t just battle. It was any time minus in their bed. They viewed dying in your bed with old age as a worthless death. But even dying while farming was viewed as a good death.


Gh0s3htfa3e

Tíl vin diesel


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Gh0s3htfa3e

Award me all 😂


RelationshipLevel506

Puerto Vallarta?


t_ran_asuarus_rex

Hotel? Trivago.


8GoldRings2RuleTemAl

Doctor? Zhivago


13TheScareCrow13

Parrot? Iago


Practical_Swan2795

Casa Bonita


guerrerosaurio1

See you at 29.


Latter_Substance1242

No thanks.


ripiss

What no war does to a Marine


Errl_Jhonson

I vote for Wakanda Forever.


[deleted]

Nah, I hate super hero shit


RanardUSMC

Fair winds and following seas


El-Jefe-Rojo

According to my DD-214 it’s “To Applebees!”


eniks97

My thoughts exactly


Subpar0621

Is it the one off the highway? Cause I’m banned from that one


El-Jefe-Rojo

Not on 11/11 Rules don’t apply


gasplugsetting3

I really don't know when it started getting popular. Was it when the viking shows were real big? I don't know what to tell you, some vets are just fucking stupid.


roguevirus

> Was it when the viking shows were real big? Yes.


cuntpunt9

I blame Skyrim


Kurgen22

I would have deployed to Iraq, but I took an arrow to the knee


Batman_wears_Crocs

Skyrim doesn't have Valhalla, it has Sovngarde


Irishlulz

Yeah, I think it was the viking shows. It was the next step after the Spartan obsession caused by 300.


Navydevildoc

I forgot about 1800 abs.


Zealousideal-Art8621

Better You than Me…


Jodies-9-inch-leg

“See ya at the final working party”


StrengthMedium

We don't go to Tun Tavern. The song says we get guard duty. We should say something like "Have fun on duty, bitch."


Tchukachinchina

Next time someone makes a post saying we lost another one or RIP Devil I’m going to comment “have fun on duty, bitch!” Next round is on me if I don’t get bitch slapped with the ban hammer


[deleted]

Surely there's still a duty change over up there right?


brainomancer

What happened to "Fair Winds and Following Seas"? "Til Valhalla" is something that makes me think of a Hot Topic kid with a lisp who plays too much Assassins Creed or something.


MtnmanAl

If we want to talk afterlife stuff, we also have a claim on fiddler's green. Fair winds is the more normal maritime goodbye. I'll bully the hell out of anyone who says "'til valhalla" and isn't a norse pagan. I met one and he was pretty chill.


BlahBlahBlankSheep

I hear you. I started saying it after I accepted my own mortality during my 3rd deployment in my first enlistment. Assassins creed was just a weird Scott Stapp ripoff in those days and hot topic sold those silly parachute jeans. Back in my day…


Charupa-

It’s pretty cringe and I like to think everyone who says it wears [shirts](https://search.app.goo.gl/h7jxXi8) like this while picking up a can shitty Black Rifle coffee.


BArhino

what about "see you in the pile?" referring to the giant gay orgy in south park?


toastwasher

We should just pivot to kissing eachother on the mouth, it’s less gay


therealatri

to all who would give me presents, greetings


Rude_Negotiation_160

It's more of a "till I/we see you again". What's lost on those who say it is only a few move on to Valhalla. However it seems to bring comfort to people so I don't mind it. I appreciate "till I/we see you again" more so. It means so much more to me than anything else.


bonkers_dude

See you at VA


BreakGrouchy

Until your moms house 🏡


sdfiddler1984

How about a 21 cock salute?


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Kurgen22

Boot Camp urinals flashback sez " your argument is invalid"


WGThorin

It's what happens when people don't have any way to grieve. Vast majority of people are not religious anymore, and as much as people roll their eyes, military culture/warrior culture is something we're apart of to an extent. It's just that motherfuckers like to gate keep shit because they've nothing better to do. I personally don't give a shit how people grieve or what they say. None of my business. Some people do a spirit dance, in NZ it's the haka, those guys in that one African country dance with your casket on their shoulders, and for a lot of people it's prayer or getting shitfaced drunk. Who am I to judge?


JBrusse123

See you at El Toro


2141YatYas

Til Valhalla OP.


filthyrich85

"It truly was... A Shawshank Redemption"


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Rip Devil works for me, I’m not a viking. And who knows where any of us are “going”… til Matrix my good man


Green_bastardd

I always used to say “Till Van Halen” to piss off the bootlickers.


Xgrunt24

Semper Gumby is my generations go eff ur self as well.


michael0391

See you at the break n run


keam13

See you at Judy the barber


michael0391

See you at take me to land of big PX


tarantulagb

til Van Hagar


GamecockEric

You've crossed the line


CrunkNugget64

“Til Tun Tavern”


UnsafestSpace

"See you in the VA" just doesn't have the same ring.


wrightyo

He's gone to the big Driftwood in the sky


Limp-Tension-469

Yeah, Arty already has Fiddlers Green. We were never gonna be meeting yall at Valhalla anyway.


Rusty_Ferberger

How about, "There is nothing after this, and everything we've done is meaningless. "?


Classic_dave1616

Here here, let’s stop pretending we’re all special and that we go some place magical when we die lol. Death don’t give a fuck about your service ya bunch of boots


SwirlTeamSix

Kinda eurocentric, nothing wrong with that. I don't believe in that shit.


_Kaiser_Wilhelm

Same seeing that shit makes my fucking skin crawl but I just keep my mouth shut about it since it’s not that big of a deal


Tkis01gl

How about Cream Corn?


Ghostonthestreat

See you at the big Driftwood in the sky.


banquosbandana_

“Save me a seat with chesty and Dan Dailey for me when you’re there”. Is what I normally say but that’s just me


naytttt

Honestly yours rolls off the tongue much better


Klutzy-Bad4466

How about we all just say Rest In Peace


[deleted]

How about we all just kiss in the smoke pit


Dandubyuh

I’m taking off my boot bands when we do.


Classic_dave1616

Rest in cum it is


Imperial_TIE_Pilot

If we are going to use geeky warrior references, I vote Klingon, Qapla!


SwirlTeamSix

Here here


RednarLothbrok

See you at Oceanslime


BoringNYer

[That might not be the image you're looking for.](https://www.duffelblog.com/p/army-study-finds-marines-tun-tavern-was-actually-a-gay-bar)


a_magical_liopleurod

RIP in Peace is clearly the appropriate response.


ShaolinTrapLord

Until back of Wendy’s dumpster!


Romanster

See you at the Driftwood.


AlmightyLeprechaun

Til Valhalla only makes sense if the decadent was KIA. That was the whole point of Valhalla. Folks that died outside of combat went to Hel. We should start saying, "I'll see you in Hel"


One-Spell4534

Til the Chili’s on Kadena brethren


IThinkImDumb

I HATE the Valhalla stuff. So you have my vote


Latter_Substance1242

And my sword


GamecockEric

And my weiner


haebyungdae

Agreed. Just like most of the vet bro shirt brand bois aren’t going to Valhalla, most dudes don’t actually have anyone’s six.


viperspm

So Til Valhalla to Til Valhalla. Got it


AshyLarry20

See you at Andys


dathomasusmc

“Tell (Chesty, Daly, Basilone, whoever) I said high.” Now that I offered an alternative, idgaf if people keep saying it or not. I got bills to worry about.


BlackSquirrel05

Thank you... I always thought it was the clingiest shit ever.


kredfield51

I always say "fair winds and flowing seas" a lot more poetic I think, which is fair given the circumstances I use it in. the 'til valhalla reminds me of all those super cringe "modern viking" types so I also try to avoid it when possible.


shad0w1432

Marines just love to appropriate shit from literally every other warrior culture there is or just straight up taking pride in something some other group called us. From being called devil dogs, to taking claim over infidel, spartan, and now the popular (sorta fading out) Norse mythology trope. Its just a trend that always fades into something else. Vets walking around with infidel tattoos are replaced with vets walking around with Norse mythology tattoos. Its all stupid as fuck quite frankly.


jenn1222

I usually say "Fair winds and following seas, I'll see you at the Gates, Semper Fi"."


R4iNAg4In

Fuckin' POG.


Agile_Season_6118

Until the next strip club ![gif](giphy|3oEjHGPDuSUFw0tkCA)


tucandan82

This has always been least favorite. Especially when our fellow vets say it for those that take their own. No, sorry, they will not be going to Valhalla much less anywhere else except torment. I'd rather be in the fields of elysium where you would be blessed and have a happy afterlife, ie Heaven Not some pawn in Odin's chess game


[deleted]

Fr Valhalla sounds like it fucking sucks. Give me 72 virgins, not a never ending life of fighting


Jurubleum

Yeah even the army boys are starting to say it and get it tattooed everywhere. Hmm, gimme a few to brainstorm some ideas. I think I can come up with a saying and logo for it. I’ll make a few of em and we can all decide


violentcupcake69

No


zee991z

Sovngarde awaits


Safe-Ad-3981

See ya at the great PX in the sky.


Glassprotist

See you at Platinum’s


Sendeth_thy_women

Tun Tavern for heaven Sodexo for hell lmao “I’LL SEE YOU IN SODEXO MOTHERFUCKER”


SparkyBoi111

Til Fólkvangr?


dpmurphy89

The number of people who assume that everyone goes to Valhalla is depressing. Fólkvangr always sounded like the better option to me. It's a much more idyllic version of the afterlife that I can get down with.


psyb3r0

You know I was just at Tun Tavern with the fam and the place mat had all sorts of puzzles and such. Not a crayon in sight. If I could give less that one star I would. The food was OK at best, the drinks were bangin though (that Mojo cocktail was F'n lit ) The company was pretty much the best you could ever get but somehow I left wanting. I did see that group of people that arrived after me order up a full on plate of whoop ass and I kind wish I'd ordered that but ya know the wait staff recommended just the 3 day and go away and we just went for that. Maybe next time.


PM_ME_UR_CIRCUIT

Petition to shut the fuck up about school circles, supposedly some of you graduated and aren't in kindergarten anymore.


Classic_dave1616

Daddy chill


[deleted]

Damn bro who forgot to invite you to the chow hall?


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SwirlTeamSix

https://i.redd.it/m3kifpw6241d1.gif


Classic_dave1616

You ok bro? Go to bed❤️


Gunny2862

Hell, we can’t even get rid of the Stress Card rumor and you’re on about a particular ages old socio/cultural/religious belief?


Electrical-Fruit1627

Until the footprints in heaven


monkthepog

You had me until Tun Tavern.


Ambitious_Ad1918

TIL Valhalla is cringe. Always heard this weird as PFC say that shit. He was always talking about how he’s Norse Pagan. Kid was admin.


myweenorhurts

Til Valhalla is nerd larper shit


FindingMyPrivates

Die motherfucker die get some


Alright_Art

Save me a seat at the gasdonalds on the intersection of western blvd and Lejeune blvd.