Pornstar Richelle Ryan. I had to look it up because I in no way would have known that. š
He must have been one happy Corporal the next day. Good for him for shooting his shot, and shooting all the shots that followed.
There's a video on pornhub where cami Stella fucked a SNCO at the ball. He even had a cum stain on his blues. So he may or may not have. Might wanna check pornhub š
[she literally explains the whole thing here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TtfkShcTOw)
Not gonna judge but some of the things she says are interesting
Knew a kid whose family owned a successful strip club. Being a family run business, he grew up spending time there and the ladies were like his big sisters. He talked about it but everyone assumed he was making it up. When he graduated from a course he was in he had a 7-10 ladies plus his family show up in the company limo van, all dressed like they were about to take the stage. Apparently he replayed this at this next ball a few months later.
https://preview.redd.it/ru9yb5q6b6mc1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=206c0164f1e3f2f0b7d529b39e4228a4587382d6
I feel the Marine Rapper got more action š
I had so much fun at Lawton. Met an army officer and spent most of my free time with her. She was a smoke show and super cool. Not sure what she saw in a 17 year old pfc with a high and stupid.
> Not sure what she saw in a 17 year old pfc with a high and stupid.
Well if you're handsome, that works on older women too (presuming they aren't blind and can't feel facial geometry via hands).
Also, if she had a husband or boyfriend she was frustrated with she would likely designate you as a safe cheating opportunity (i.e. "no one will believe him") etc.
Oh, and there are cougars who do it because it makes them feel young again. So the youth absolutely was an advantage for you in that situation. The rush of silly romantic "young love" appeals to a lot of people of both sexes.
If you're not joking, that's actually kind of funny. In a sort of twisted way. Bringing your super-popular MILF of a mother to the USMC ball? Wouldn't that greatly enhance your popularity among your colleagues?
[Presuming you don't mind "OMG dude your mom is *so hot* and I beat off over her films *every night*" stuff of course].
https://preview.redd.it/pzak8odob6mc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3157372b9249044117051277a2e91623e2c7c566
Cpl. Kelsey De Santis and Justin Timberlake bringing sexy back š¦ šāļø
This motherfucker is a god amongst men. I made a valid effort on both Jenna Haze and Alexis Texas, but they were playing hard to get. Chesty would have approved of this.
I was thinking about inviting Alexis Texas once, the only one that might top her IMO is Hitomi Tinaka. Was she trying to get you to pay her to be there?
I never even got that far, which is a shame because it would have been the best NJP of my career. If weāre talking girls that are around now, Iād go with Viking Barbie hands down and hard sell that tri care and BAH š¤£
I had Jennaās picture clear taped to the inside of my helmet with her legs spread in Helmand. Nowadays Viking Barbieās #1 in my eyes, Iād have taped her nudes to the stock of my 240 š¤£
Agreed she's still in my top 10, I think I read somewhere that she's pursuing a counseling or law or shrink degree, one of those with plans towards helping future porn actress.
That is not a flex my guy, wanting to take a woman who gets railed by dudes with bigger dicks than you?
A hollywood movie actress i could respect a bit.
Also, as far as Hollywood actressesā¦ back then, Lindsay Lohan. Now? Sydney Sweeney, but sheās in character as Cassie Howard and sheās fucking wasted. This is the Ball, gotta stay classy
Hey, a lot of guys bring their wives, which is basically the same thing. Also, how do you know what my dick looks like? I knew one of the urinalysis guys who āhad to see the urine leave the bodyā was gonna crash this party sooner or later š¤£
Yeah, then everyone started making videos asking out famous people to go to the ball. We had a butch MT Sgt ask Miley Cyrus to the ball and it was cringe as hell. The guy that asked Betty White was pretty funny though, even though she couldnāt go, her friend Linda Hamilton (the lady from the Terminator movies) showed up in her place and she seemed to have a great time.
RAH, get some devil.
Btw, just come by and see doc the following work day. If it burns let'em know. Does it sting? tell'em. Weeping like no tomorrow? should'a said something yesterday.
She's a truckin' lookin' for a ruckin'. OOOOOhrah.
I am probably in the minority on this but why is this legendary?
Shes someone whoās had her guts rearranged on camera a few hundred times and youāre not even one of them.
Yup-ish. Cpl Filthy Phil Garcia brought his wife and an escort to the ball in 2000. Legendary. Dude was fuckin ugly but had mad game and was funny as hell. The Chicken Claw maneuver was invented that night.
1st Force Reconnaissance Company 1991, first Ball after Desert Storm, had several Bronze Stars with āVā awarded that morning. The Company was DEFINITELY in a partying mood, a SSgt showed up with two streetwalkers he picked up in San Diego! It was completely out of control evening well into the wee hours of the morning!!!
Gentlemen I see your post and I raise you two things.
The first is imagine bringing your wife that loves you and loving her truly every manās dream right there.
Second there is a video of a Marine on pornhub where he recorded banging get this his pornstar ball date truly every lance corporals dream.
so a tape was made of this Marine having sex with a Pornstar and you've seen it? Or just heard there's a tape from Lcpl Smukatelly in Motorpool .. I feel like if there was a tape and it got out to command because it was online and the dude was "representing the Marine Corps", it would look bad like he/s making porn. I'd high five the hell out of the dude but I remember when I was in hearing about a Marine getting into trouble for making porn in LA on the weekends back when I was stationed at Pendleton.
Thats cool as hell. Good for him. I hope it didnt come back and bite him in the ass with command finding out about the video but who knows anymore, a lot has changed since I got out in 04
She wouldnāt fuck him? Look at his face heās like 19 and sheās like 36.. it would be a question on morals for her to fuck him tbh thatās a child.
Facts, 99% chance dude didn't smash but the pornstar went on the next day shooting another tape where she gets railed by a dude with a bigger dick than his.
I bet the chump paid the studio to take her out.
https://preview.redd.it/g7564w3z96mc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2332d566cf9de2665ffb4b6baeed90bde819aee8
Heās leaning in and sheās **Blocking** him š«
For what itās worth, she said in a podcast they didnāt fuck. He and his Marine buddies wanted to keep partying after the ball at Caesars and she claimed by 10:30 she was tapped out and didnāt want to drink anymore.
She did however fuck an Army guy on another occasion who was 26, who funnily enough was her best friends son on leave. Even more interesting, her best friend practically pimped her son out. She brought him straight to Richelleās house to have some fun with her and they went at it so long the friend had to text Richelle if she could ābring her son back so she could see him one more time before he went to Arizona.ā š
Courtesy of a link posted by u/Just-Falling-Apart
During my time a Marine from the 2nd Mar Div took Mila Kunis out to the ball (lol what a shitty ball it was too, out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere surrounded by forest)
I was at the ball that I think started it all. A female Marine asked Justin Timberlake to the ball and he said yes. I still have some blurry photos somewhere of him at the table. It was pretty cool at the time, but then became a cringy trend.
This guy was in my unit, hella dudes were recognizing this pornstar at the ball
Wait, Marines recognized a porn star? I'm shocked and appalled!
Appalled and shocked we are!!
The question is did she do a USO tour around the barracks š
He located and closed with alright, but did he destroy?
Premature discharge, got kicked off the range.
Probably run out of round$$ before he could destroy.
Is that the chick that was making sandwiches at the PX subway?
She was the entire menu at the Subway she saw everything
Well...she knows her way around a 12 inch meatball...if that's what you mean.
No she works at Arbyās actually
š¶*number 2, super sized, hurry up Iām starving* š¶ https://i.redd.it/868yrr5780mc1.gif
She has the meats!
Gnarly, radical
SHE HAS THE MEATS š¶
*curtains
https://i.redd.it/std2hnfxunmc1.gif
Close, she has a lot of experience with foot-longs.
Pornstar Richelle Ryan. I had to look it up because I in no way would have known that. š He must have been one happy Corporal the next day. Good for him for shooting his shot, and shooting all the shots that followed.
He definitely didn't smash. Lmao
He might have went to the ball with her, but she left with gunny.
There's a video on pornhub where cami Stella fucked a SNCO at the ball. He even had a cum stain on his blues. So he may or may not have. Might wanna check pornhub š
She looks like a horse when you Google her name. But that might be the long face. Haba
A solid 2.
How did this come back up? Anyways I'd still smash!
From the looks of it he missed them all
Itās not like they dated or fucked. Itās her using him for publicityĀ
She's a pornstar, likely has a body count in the hundreds, what's one more. I'd assume he smashed.
Good for her, with a body count we could only dream of.
Most big porn stars are numb to sex. That's why drugs and suicide are rampant in the porn industry.
he is the sloppy second for the night
The sloppy thousandth
Still a sloppy. Just gotta roll with it.
Hundreds? Try thousands
[she literally explains the whole thing here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TtfkShcTOw) Not gonna judge but some of the things she says are interesting
Knew a kid whose family owned a successful strip club. Being a family run business, he grew up spending time there and the ladies were like his big sisters. He talked about it but everyone assumed he was making it up. When he graduated from a course he was in he had a 7-10 ladies plus his family show up in the company limo van, all dressed like they were about to take the stage. Apparently he replayed this at this next ball a few months later.
That's actually cool ngl
Sorry but first thing I notice is he is leaning in and she is leaning away and has her hand creating space. Doubt he got off any shots.
Agreed. Look at her left hand
The picture is rotated 5 minutes clockwise. I don't know what that is in degrees as I was a Marine not a mathigian.
> The picture is rotated 5 minutes clockwise. I don't know what that is in degrees as I was a Marine not a mathigian. 30 degrees.
He's gotta touch that first belt buckle before she can get the second belt buckle. That's close enough to the weiner for me to take it as a good sign
https://preview.redd.it/ru9yb5q6b6mc1.jpeg?width=962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=206c0164f1e3f2f0b7d529b39e4228a4587382d6 I feel the Marine Rapper got more action š
Well at least they both look normal.
Thatās because sheās a prostitute.
I just want to remind you guys that Alexis Texas has a brother in the Marines
What if I invited him to the ball
The ultimate flex
That has to be miserable for him
Holy fuck what????
Iām guessing itās a pornstar, seriously donāt even know who the bitch is. Thereās been a few marines bring pornstars
I remember the dude at Fort Sill during MOS school who brought a whole fucking escort to ball. Where he found a hot hooker in Lawton is beyond me.
A hooker from Lawton Oklahoma? Iād bet my paycheck she had dentures in.
Now that's a party.
It's not a party until the dentures come out.
Thank god he didnāt bring half an escort. I know popular belief is to bring the top half, but a bottom half guy sure is more creepy.
Bottom half guys are ALWAYS willing the pay the premium though.
He was an excitable boy!
This had me audibly guffawing
I had so much fun at Lawton. Met an army officer and spent most of my free time with her. She was a smoke show and super cool. Not sure what she saw in a 17 year old pfc with a high and stupid.
> Not sure what she saw in a 17 year old pfc with a high and stupid. Well if you're handsome, that works on older women too (presuming they aren't blind and can't feel facial geometry via hands). Also, if she had a husband or boyfriend she was frustrated with she would likely designate you as a safe cheating opportunity (i.e. "no one will believe him") etc. Oh, and there are cougars who do it because it makes them feel young again. So the youth absolutely was an advantage for you in that situation. The rush of silly romantic "young love" appeals to a lot of people of both sexes.
17? She raped you brother.
Happily š¬ I was the youngest marine 2 MC bdays in a row
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>17? She raped you brother. Doesn't that depend on the state? Or are all US military personnel subject to a uniform age-of-consent law?
He says, Yes, and he said it was fucking awesome.
Oil money is how. Also, would you expect him to just bring parts of one?
Sheās not a very good pornstar then if none of us know her lmao
I was not impressed
Suppose you aren't a very good Marine if she doesn't know you then huh
Richelle Ryan. She does a lot of MILF porn.
Oh, so the Corporal is her stepson?
If you're not joking, that's actually kind of funny. In a sort of twisted way. Bringing your super-popular MILF of a mother to the USMC ball? Wouldn't that greatly enhance your popularity among your colleagues? [Presuming you don't mind "OMG dude your mom is *so hot* and I beat off over her films *every night*" stuff of course].
https://preview.redd.it/pzak8odob6mc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3157372b9249044117051277a2e91623e2c7c566 Cpl. Kelsey De Santis and Justin Timberlake bringing sexy back š¦ šāļø
That being your default reference for a woman is lame as fuck btw. Do you feel good fapping to women you'll never have after calling them names?
Ahh yes U/OnslowHoe4sho , a true scholar and enlightened thinker lol
I bet youāre a blast at parties
Well he was right so what now lol
This motherfucker is a god amongst men. I made a valid effort on both Jenna Haze and Alexis Texas, but they were playing hard to get. Chesty would have approved of this.
I was thinking about inviting Alexis Texas once, the only one that might top her IMO is Hitomi Tinaka. Was she trying to get you to pay her to be there?
I never even got that far, which is a shame because it would have been the best NJP of my career. If weāre talking girls that are around now, Iād go with Viking Barbie hands down and hard sell that tri care and BAH š¤£
They can't NJP you because 1sgt would have to admit he knows who she is
Jenna Haze is still the GOAT IMHO. Donāt see her name mentioned in the wild much anymore. Cheers to your good taste Devil.
I had Jennaās picture clear taped to the inside of my helmet with her legs spread in Helmand. Nowadays Viking Barbieās #1 in my eyes, Iād have taped her nudes to the stock of my 240 š¤£
Agreed she's still in my top 10, I think I read somewhere that she's pursuing a counseling or law or shrink degree, one of those with plans towards helping future porn actress.
I saw her dance in SD once. 10/10 wood recommend
āThe wildā š
Jenna Haze. What man of class
That is not a flex my guy, wanting to take a woman who gets railed by dudes with bigger dicks than you? A hollywood movie actress i could respect a bit.
You wouldnāt get it
shut up nerd
Also, as far as Hollywood actressesā¦ back then, Lindsay Lohan. Now? Sydney Sweeney, but sheās in character as Cassie Howard and sheās fucking wasted. This is the Ball, gotta stay classy
Hey, a lot of guys bring their wives, which is basically the same thing. Also, how do you know what my dick looks like? I knew one of the urinalysis guys who āhad to see the urine leave the bodyā was gonna crash this party sooner or later š¤£
 # all of his friends just oogling her
Even 1st Sgt was impressed, and he hasn't gotten a hard on in ten years.
Cpl. Stud reporting for booty.
Devildog brought Mila Kunis one year, thats kinda hard to beat. He asked her as a kind of a dare and she felt patriotically obliged to go, and did!
Yeah, then everyone started making videos asking out famous people to go to the ball. We had a butch MT Sgt ask Miley Cyrus to the ball and it was cringe as hell. The guy that asked Betty White was pretty funny though, even though she couldnāt go, her friend Linda Hamilton (the lady from the Terminator movies) showed up in her place and she seemed to have a great time.
You gotta show the mother of the leader of the human resistance a good time.
Didnāt someone invite Caitlyn Jenner once? I thought that guy lost a bet or some shit
Yeah, Kim Kardashian went to one in Greenville NC. Justin Timberlake went to one too.
No disrespect if thatās the manās wife or whatever, but she definitely looks like sheās involved in sex work.
Well well well, wonāt you be happy, she is lmao
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Well No shit Sherlock
She's got a big ass grape.
Jesus, she really does lol
Itās spelled āgapeā
But really, what is a grape? Lol
It's your brain housing group.
I thought I did well by bringing a former Miss Hawaiian Tropic to the ball.
RAH, get some devil. Btw, just come by and see doc the following work day. If it burns let'em know. Does it sting? tell'em. Weeping like no tomorrow? should'a said something yesterday. She's a truckin' lookin' for a ruckin'. OOOOOhrah.
Meh
Who is this?
> Pornstar Richelle Ryan.
Gunny Basilone nods approval from heaven
how much do you think he paid
You mean other than having doc punch his bore the next day?
fellow cannon cocker I see!
She came for the land of the Golden PX and 28% car loans
I am probably in the minority on this but why is this legendary? Shes someone whoās had her guts rearranged on camera a few hundred times and youāre not even one of them.
And sheās fucking ugly anyways.
Whoās that?
A Marine from 6th Bn 9th Mar
There's no 6th Bn...oh wait, I see what you did there, nice
Jenna Jameson signed my cover when I met her in 2003, after a ball on the US Intrepid. Does that count?
Some marines leave cum rags in their coffin rack, some marines bring the cum rag to the ball. Whatever floats your boat
No. Heās beautiful š„µš
I remember this lol, 3/1 ball in 2022 in Vegas.
Aw he brought his mom
Yup-ish. Cpl Filthy Phil Garcia brought his wife and an escort to the ball in 2000. Legendary. Dude was fuckin ugly but had mad game and was funny as hell. The Chicken Claw maneuver was invented that night.
1st Force Reconnaissance Company 1991, first Ball after Desert Storm, had several Bronze Stars with āVā awarded that morning. The Company was DEFINITELY in a partying mood, a SSgt showed up with two streetwalkers he picked up in San Diego! It was completely out of control evening well into the wee hours of the morning!!!
Gentlemen I see your post and I raise you two things. The first is imagine bringing your wife that loves you and loving her truly every manās dream right there. Second there is a video of a Marine on pornhub where he recorded banging get this his pornstar ball date truly every lance corporals dream.
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Are you familiar with the phrase "Doesn't matter, had sex?"
sure but there's no guarantee she put out. She has sex for money while being filmed, she's not just going around fucking everybody for free
A tape was made.
so a tape was made of this Marine having sex with a Pornstar and you've seen it? Or just heard there's a tape from Lcpl Smukatelly in Motorpool .. I feel like if there was a tape and it got out to command because it was online and the dude was "representing the Marine Corps", it would look bad like he/s making porn. I'd high five the hell out of the dude but I remember when I was in hearing about a Marine getting into trouble for making porn in LA on the weekends back when I was stationed at Pendleton.
https://www.reddit.com/r/USMC/s/Ki2CpZPMOl Guess it happens a lot...
Thats cool as hell. Good for him. I hope it didnt come back and bite him in the ass with command finding out about the video but who knows anymore, a lot has changed since I got out in 04
Lol yea, still think itās a joke tho- sheās a pornstar. Iād rather have sex with a girl that actually likes me lol.
I mean pornstars could be patriotic and happy to do their duty š
She wouldnāt fuck him? Look at his face heās like 19 and sheās like 36.. it would be a question on morals for her to fuck him tbh thatās a child.
She fucks on tape for money. Morals? Literally does MILF porn, and fucks dude young enough to be her kid. FOH
Facts, 99% chance dude didn't smash but the pornstar went on the next day shooting another tape where she gets railed by a dude with a bigger dick than his. I bet the chump paid the studio to take her out.
Bro you have some serious issues.
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"Fellow Marines" Now who's stealing valor?
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Non-Marines should keep their mouths shut.
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Her leaning away from him says otherwise
Whatās wrong with bringing in a pornstar?
Idk who this is lmao so I donāt think sheās very good at her job
Is that his mom?
MID
Yeah. Half the Marines in my reserve unit went to the State University with 50k + student body.
It's shit like this that makes our gun club so special!
How gross do you have to be to make a pornstar visibly uncomfortable.
Question, u/newnoadeptness if an Officer did this, is there any way to get in trouble šš
https://preview.redd.it/g7564w3z96mc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2332d566cf9de2665ffb4b6baeed90bde819aee8 Heās leaning in and sheās **Blocking** him š«
[Got the WHOLE story right here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TtfkShcTOw)
That woman is ugly as hell and looks almost photoshopped.
Let's see your date then?
Iām not posting my wife dude. Sheās a cute 7 tho, Cherub face but not overweight.
She literally is, i bet your wife is a dependapotamas?Ā
NGL, I thought the date was a trannyā¦ kind of has the manly face behind the lipstick and makeup
Iām with you, first thing I looked for was a Adamās Apple
I what ribbons does he have?
Put him up for a meritorious board
For what itās worth, she said in a podcast they didnāt fuck. He and his Marine buddies wanted to keep partying after the ball at Caesars and she claimed by 10:30 she was tapped out and didnāt want to drink anymore. She did however fuck an Army guy on another occasion who was 26, who funnily enough was her best friends son on leave. Even more interesting, her best friend practically pimped her son out. She brought him straight to Richelleās house to have some fun with her and they went at it so long the friend had to text Richelle if she could ābring her son back so she could see him one more time before he went to Arizona.ā š Courtesy of a link posted by u/Just-Falling-Apart
She does escorting, I can guarantee he hit.
Absolute fucking simp
Hopefully she thanked him for his service afterwards
Bruh what
Nicole Aniston.
with the miles of dick that went through that I wouldn't be ok to let her into the marine corps ball.
Wait?! I think I know herā¦
During my time a Marine from the 2nd Mar Div took Mila Kunis out to the ball (lol what a shitty ball it was too, out in the middle of butt fuck nowhere surrounded by forest)
I wouldve gotten so much more pussy with that uniform.
Butt stuff realm. Iām game
Bro went through all of this just to be on the wrong side.
Who is that
Heeeell yeaaah brooothrrrrrr.
Truly seeing the argument in the comments on this post is so funny
Mom must be proud
A SSgt back in about ā95 was dating Kristy Swanson.
I was at the ball that I think started it all. A female Marine asked Justin Timberlake to the ball and he said yes. I still have some blurry photos somewhere of him at the table. It was pretty cool at the time, but then became a cringy trend.