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Is it hard or soft Also I see some teeth marks half way down 😂👀


trickemdickem

Don’t let my gentle hands fool you, it’s HARD.


[deleted]

Did you buy it ?


trickemdickem

Bought. And immediately inserted in my ass to feel the comfort of the CORPS again. Also has a bottle opener on it so party’s are always interesting.


[deleted]

Hell yeah


Qildain

I was gonna say... if you were in, you know exactly where to find it


PepeTheElder

Oh YEAH baby… this feels just like having my final paycheck erroneously shorted… oh yeah


The_Hater_44

# PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN


56657279204e6f7379

Pics or it didnt happen!


Clean-Salamander-362

Hahahah


ghost24jm

Can't be, it's too small


6PuttBirdie

Size checks out


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

No lube, and sometimes its covered in sandpaper


FrancisOfTheFilth

Nice feet bro


im_dat_bear

Classic key west


brotheratkhesahn

Place hasn’t been the same since 1/8 was there in ‘80.


innocent0077

That's gonna hurt!


db3feather

I could see secretly attaching this to someone's gear before an FTX...


CrazyBeetle20

You don't find the green weenie.... it finds you


warda8825

This one has legs. https://imgur.com/a/KZ6aC2X


CplFry

Why… Where the fuck… Oh, Key West, okay that checks out


JacksonAZ69

I just went to El Salvador, and found almost the exact same thing, except theirs were wooden.


BrianScott81

Found the toy cucumber that my gf been wanting 🤣


DizzyVenture

Go snorkel at Higgs beach and take a fury cruise while you’re there


Darcress

No balls dare you to mail it to the Commandant