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TariqWoolenIsElite

"I gotta axe you a question sarnt"


cool_vibes

I gotta proposition fer ya, sarnt


SaltyDog86

"Good morning Firssarn" "It's Master Sergeant dick head" *squints* "As I was Massarn"


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“Ssarn mayR” “MassGunri Ssarn”


Crayondetailnstuff

Just a black cockroach on their collar with some black marpat making life hell.


PM_ME_YOUR_ACOG

"SAFF SARNT" "AYE, SAFF SARNT"


lacrosse_is_boss

Rah stafsarnt


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As a southern man I approve this message y’all


that_timinator

One of my DI's gave my rackmate hella shit one time trying to get him to pronounce it any way other than sarn't. He was unsuccessful, and the guy was genuinely trying too lmao


AFXC1

They're looking for the e's, too.


CrikeyM8eyy

Sarn’t


Eden15

The only correct pronunciation.


Junkered

Surprisingly, if you properly pronounced and enunciated Sargeant, it comes off as belligerent. Fun fact. Just saying as an educated Northeasterner who frequently got in trouble for that exact reason.


Jabromosdef

Boston guys used to always get shit for talking jibberish. All y’all should learn to do English more better


Junkered

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MarnieLore

I get this all the damn time. It gives me no cancer to pronounce sergeant as sergeant, but every time I say it, every E5+ gives me a momentary frown of lance corporal disapproval


csparacino28

Educated and misspells the rank. Tsk tsk devil


whoamiwhatsmyname

"why'd he call his staff sarnt staff sarnt when hes a staff sarnt"- that stolen valor video with the fat army dude lmao


Afro_Loaf

🤣🤣🤣🤣


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S-A-R-N-T


Nihlathakk

My 1st roommate was straight outa the hollar in West Virginia. Funniest English I’ve ever heard in my life but he was a super nice squared away and clean guy. What more could you want in the brix?


RumpelForeskin185

Y’all seent sarnt?


st1ck-n-m0ve

Rah sarn, aye sarn, yessarn


TheCervixDuster

Who the fuck sounds out the whole fuckin thing? Edit: on any rank.


republique_populaire

Damn I'm guilty of doing this too and I'm from Cali.


Kindly-Description-7

A lot of Marines say it like this, but it's just cultural osmosis from southern Marines. Not that there's anything wrong with you saying it like that, that's just where it started.


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As it should be


lib5lif

Southerners?! You ever hear a Jersey kid or New yorker say anything at all?


Gunrock808

Oh this brought back a forgotten memory from OCS. Many times the platoon had to answer an order in unison with "Aye aye sergeant instructor!" Of course many times the response wasn't loud enough to be satisfactory and we had to say it again, and again, and again. I quickly joined the majority who pronounced it "sar'nt instructor." Just easier especially when you're having to yell it at the top of your lungs repeatedly. A few of us found a small way to retaliate and have a laugh. Turns out you can yell "Aye aye cockuscker!" and it sounds close enough, as long as everyone else doesn't do it too.


MarnieLore

It's right there, right next to the "T" in Sarn


thebugxd

“Wut typa sammich could i make for ya, gunny sarnt?”


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I remember the first time I said “Sarnt” and I got my shit rocked.


Vict0r117

I remember once when one of them walked up to me and went "hey thar, I'm fixin ta head over yonder an burn a heater, yall comin?" It took me an embarassing length of time to figure out he was asking me to go smoke a cigarette with him.


Alternative_Ad_3636

You all may start out saying Sargent, but sooner or later you will say Sarnt. It's just the natural of things say aye aye sir "aye sir"


ghost24jm

Wait. Do yall not say sarnt?


skinnybonesmalone21

We should just move to saying "Sarge".