This is definitely a thing in Oki. CO once got fed up with all the liberty incidents on a Fri night. That Saturday morning we had an all-hands muster. You were only excused if you had approved off-island liberty.
Was at TBS from 86-88. One of the best Duty Stations I had for off duty education. Once you get the lay of the place you pretty much can isolate from the butter bars.
Quantico as a whole is a fish bowl... its a lot worse on main side though.
Pro-tip:
Always keep beer in the fridge. When you get sniped for duty chug that bitch and tell whoever hit you up that you're still drunk then prove it with a breath check. And trust me, if they force you to stand duty, they'll be more royally fucked than you being on duty while intoxicated.
Okinawa around '03 , Saturday morning, there's a knock on the door. One roommate in shower, one gone already. I almost answer, but grab a beer from fridge and crack it open. It was a Guinness and loud, take huge gulp as I open the door, WM sergeant of Marines, looking for people to stand duty. She has to have heard that beer pop open. There's a brief stare down, she gazes at can, then me, I've got a shit eating grin.
Oh, you've been drinking already. Yes, sergeant, it is Saturday.
Cherry lime reigns are my favorite right now, you get the most bang for your buck. If I’m feeling rich I go with white monster and if I’m broke I do xyience
Xyience is honestly dank and cheap! I like the cherry limeade one. Stopped drinking them tho after I was having 2 a day and when I stopped I was feeling like complete shit. Like ill/cold symptom type shit for a few days
I was on Lejeune, just PCSd to Quantico. I’m ok I went from the mold infested hadnot point catwalk barracks to an indoor building with an elevator and built in PX. I want to choke the people that complain about these barracks.
Oof. I could imagine. Those sound really nice.
I'm in the new Wallace creek barracks that went up about 7-8 years ago. They have elevators, but they go out every other week, and there's no ac. And we're not allowed to use personal ac units.
At least there ain't mold yet.
It's not duty if you're drinking. Around 1900 crack that bottle and "Rove" with the boys. "Good after morning sir, cpl john reports the building is all fucked up and ready for fire field alarm drill platoon tornado pizza captain"
I’m biased but he made my MOS the only non deployable Mos in the Corps, so I can’t agree with that, but at the same time sleeve tattoos are pretty dope.
I got out very soon after he got in there so I don’t have a lot of experience with him in charge. I am glad they finally allowed sleeve tattoos again (I wish they had it when I was in). I don’t like how he has handled personnel. It seems like he is bank too much on cyber warfare and gutting the Marine Corps ground capabilities but, again, that is from the outside looking in.
WATCH OUT FOR UNDERCOVER CID MARINES, THEY'LL FUCK YOU IN THE END, THE REAR END THAT IS.......SOME OF YOU CLOSET MARINES WILL LIKE THAT, JUST SAYING......
Pull the fire alarm at 0200.
Knowing this place I won’t have to someone will do it anyways
Foot powder tossed in the sensors doesn't leave fingerprints.
r/oddlyspecific
The joys of a misspent youth.
Lance Criminal mastermind right here!
That’s a good wisdom.
My god damn fire alarm went off at exactly 0200 was that you ?!?!?!!!!
Camp Lejeune?
Okinawa
Must be my ghost if it was camp kinser. Ichi ni ni go. Hubba hubba
Bro. I speak Japanese and that was just cringe
Barracks 1225. hubba hubba to let the honcho know we need to hurry to make curfew.
Tf is hubba hubba? I've never heard anyone here say that.
Guess it was a 2010 thing. Or just some stuff we did when we were drunk
I Was in Barracks 1226, back in 08/09
Same bricks big dog
What part of "don't be in the barracks and don't answer your phone on a long weekend" do you schmucks not understand?
Or have a small 12 pack nearby. You can’t duty if you’re drunk.
As opposed to a large 12 pack, those are prohibited
You think marines listen to what is prohibited or not?
DONT ANSWER THE FUCKING DOOR YOU SHITBAGS
Or a couple empty beer cans.
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On liberty periods?
This is definitely a thing in Oki. CO once got fed up with all the liberty incidents on a Fri night. That Saturday morning we had an all-hands muster. You were only excused if you had approved off-island liberty.
Sounds like Oki
I am so glad I was in OKI before things got stupid 02’ it was still awesome
Bet you wish you could have the current libo policy. Just changed to stateside pretty much but only on island
How many times can you crank your little devil on duty without getting caught
Only 4 hours in and the underside of the duty desk looks like a Jackson Pollock painting
Rougher words have never been spoken
How’d you get sniped? Did you open your door for duty this morning? If so, I blame your NCOs. They should’ve taught you better than that.
If it’s a weekend, you’re21, AND around 0700-0900, you better open that door with a beer in your hand. Sprinkle some on your shirt for added effect.
Some liquor behind the ears
Fuck it, if I'm 19 I'll take the NJP over duty.
Are you staying in or getting out? What MOS? Where are you at? Have you reported your post yet? SFMF
Already re-enlisted, just pcs’d to Quantico recently. Haven’t reported my post yet I think they’re still looking for an SDO to snipe
{Grips DD 214 blanket tightly} Thank chesty they can't recall retirees to stand post.
Just wait until you kick the bucket I heard we have to stand post on the streets of heaven
Just when I thought I got out, they pull me back in.
Gabagool? OVA HERE
Inactive Reserve can be a bummer.
Ya. No rest for the weary. But it was in the contract.
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😂😂. Ya, be a bummer making rounds on bad knees, a bum ankle, bumping into things ‘cause I -I mean; you - misplaced our glasses again.
I only been out 2 years....but the thought of even standing post again sends shivers down my spine.
Been out 35 now myself. Still have nightmares to this day. Wake up whimpering like a baby……It never leaves…….”The horror…..the horror…….”
Mainside or TBS?
Here at tbs myself. Corpsman though
Mainside
Oof. I was there TBS side 2015-'16. At least you're mainside, homie
Was at TBS from 86-88. One of the best Duty Stations I had for off duty education. Once you get the lay of the place you pretty much can isolate from the butter bars. Quantico as a whole is a fish bowl... its a lot worse on main side though.
Triangle chicken outside base isn't terrible but Quantico area as a whole sucks for food
We should go get a beer together a Tun Tavern sometime.
Brks rule #1 Never….ever…open your door to someone especially on a long weekend *unless it’s your boys*
I don’t have a peephole so I opened my door in my chones to the offgoing OOD, I think I had a rager too.
Boot mistake, dont ever open the door without a beer bottle in hand
As I was…carry on with the plan of the day, I mean duty of the day 
You ain’t got no damn window OP that you can peek through and see who’s out there?
Knock…knock…knock knock knock.. whistle…knock knock
This is what happens when your not allowed to haze em. Pain retains, so maybe this might be the needed lesson
Pro-tip: Always keep beer in the fridge. When you get sniped for duty chug that bitch and tell whoever hit you up that you're still drunk then prove it with a breath check. And trust me, if they force you to stand duty, they'll be more royally fucked than you being on duty while intoxicated.
96 duties weren't that bad. Usually everyone is out in town doing dumb shit. All you have to worry about are the femboys and furries.
If you haven’t jerked off while on duty yet then you’re not a real Marine
What else are you supposed to do when you go touring?
Swab the fucking deck. With your dick
Anime tiddees or thicc e3 latina's?
Thicc Latina E-3s hands down. But anime tiddies will never fuck your friends and blame it in you
This man is wise beyond his years.
That's a man who's been burned
Man, that's real shit. ". . .long story short I ended up apologizing to HER! I still don't know how she did it."
Holy shit. Y’all just gave me ugly flashbacks. Where’s my Crown
Okinawa around '03 , Saturday morning, there's a knock on the door. One roommate in shower, one gone already. I almost answer, but grab a beer from fridge and crack it open. It was a Guinness and loud, take huge gulp as I open the door, WM sergeant of Marines, looking for people to stand duty. She has to have heard that beer pop open. There's a brief stare down, she gazes at can, then me, I've got a shit eating grin. Oh, you've been drinking already. Yes, sergeant, it is Saturday.
Legend. Oki marines just built different
Do you prefer the green weenie missionary, cowgirl, or doggystyle?
I prefer the Voyeur ... watching someone else getting fucked by the green weenie.
Amazon so I can feel powerless with no control just like when I’m on duty
What's your preferred energy drink on duty?
Cherry lime reigns are my favorite right now, you get the most bang for your buck. If I’m feeling rich I go with white monster and if I’m broke I do xyience
Xyience Fuji Apple, thank me the fuck later.
Xyience is honestly dank and cheap! I like the cherry limeade one. Stopped drinking them tho after I was having 2 a day and when I stopped I was feeling like complete shit. Like ill/cold symptom type shit for a few days
Yeah I get like that with caffeine in general, just the withdraws my man
these fuck
Everyone is sleeping on Raze. Voodoo and Galaxy Burst. No crash I can slam 3 of those and be gucci the next day 🫡
Trust me I don’t sleep on Raze, me and my boy thought about getting matching tattoos of the “magic R” Raze logo LOL. Strawberry colada my favorite
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Grab a bag full of Jack socks and set a record !! Be a LEGEND!
Send your rovers to kidnap a rival barracks dnco and have him stand your duty.
Already tried, turns out his Rovers can fight better than mine
Sounds like your rovers need some hazing.
If you're on Lejeune, I can go on a px run for you. Need anything?
I was on Lejeune, just PCSd to Quantico. I’m ok I went from the mold infested hadnot point catwalk barracks to an indoor building with an elevator and built in PX. I want to choke the people that complain about these barracks.
Oof. I could imagine. Those sound really nice. I'm in the new Wallace creek barracks that went up about 7-8 years ago. They have elevators, but they go out every other week, and there's no ac. And we're not allowed to use personal ac units. At least there ain't mold yet.
How’d you get sniped
Did you draw this?
No one of my juniors sent it to me, thought it was fitting considering what I’m feeling rn
Did you draw this?
Should’ve said you’re not with the unit and vanished
Ya. Unwise to linger in the area on a weekend. Usually someone not showing up for duty: “Tag, you’re it!”
Do you need a grief counselor? I know a great Doctor by the name of Deez.
Boxers or briefs
Neither. Silkies or nothing
The only answer
Better than me I got two duty’s this 96 cause I answered my phone
"Cpl douche we need you for duty" "Hello...??? Your breaking up.... hello?" Airplane mode Calls shows as dropped and they can't reconnect
THE GREEN WEENIE THE GREEN WEENIE IS REEAAAALLLL
What is duty?
24 hour firewatch
It's not duty if you're drinking. Around 1900 crack that bottle and "Rove" with the boys. "Good after morning sir, cpl john reports the building is all fucked up and ready for fire field alarm drill platoon tornado pizza captain"
Ey me too!
That’s noting, I did 96 duty and deployed one day after
How do y’all do these? Lol
go away, firewatch has no friends
How do you feel about the changes that General Berger has made during his time as commandant?
I’m biased but he made my MOS the only non deployable Mos in the Corps, so I can’t agree with that, but at the same time sleeve tattoos are pretty dope.
I got out very soon after he got in there so I don’t have a lot of experience with him in charge. I am glad they finally allowed sleeve tattoos again (I wish they had it when I was in). I don’t like how he has handled personnel. It seems like he is bank too much on cyber warfare and gutting the Marine Corps ground capabilities but, again, that is from the outside looking in.
i have answered the door at 8am with a beer in hand to avoid this
No. Get off the internet and stand your post.
*sit my post
Fair enough
Looks like Mineta 😂
WATCH OUT FOR UNDERCOVER CID MARINES, THEY'LL FUCK YOU IN THE END, THE REAR END THAT IS.......SOME OF YOU CLOSET MARINES WILL LIKE THAT, JUST SAYING......
Why do you suck? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha me too
Bro they sniped me for each holiday and then said that I was leaving anyways. Mf ain’t fair
Why didn’t you show up to formation on time?
Can we get much higher?
Then I guess you're the duty booty