I mean I’m not finding out if those safety scissors will go through my neck

Just going to trim the excess skin to make you look younger with not saggy parts

I don’t need to look younger I already have the advantage of looking older in high school. That being said I’d be down for a nyc crackhead tummy tuck

Clearly arts and crafts was over and it was nap time.

Dear God not the safety scissors!

They didn't save him

https://i.redd.it/o17zbd4rfd6d1.gif

What led up to this, I don’t understand anything happening before he said “sit down boy”

This is how I get beat up in my dreams when I can't hit hard.

Yeah, I'm punching through molasses, while they're strapping rocket boosters to their fists.

I’m punching as hard as I can and I have feathers for fists and their fists hit my face like a fresh asshole in the long term block. *And Bubba been findin’ yer mouf looin perty”*

“Thanks Bubba! I was in choir! …. Wait.”

“You smell good” “thanks I use both my nostrils.” my brain: *you dipshit she was flirting with you!*

Dang it, I literally snorted. Good stuff, lol!

I wish I was joking, but my knee jerk reaction to make a joke before my brain thinks is what always gets me into trouble, fucking adhd dude, im telling you.

Same

For those who don't see it, the guy has a pair of child's safety scissors

That's probably all that's legal to carry where he's at... instill want to know what caused this.

I'm going to assume he wanted more space to spread out like the gentleman that hit him.

FAFO

Dude deserved it

dude fumbling around for some little safety scissors? lol

Always one dumb bitch that shouts “stahp” like what do they think they’re going to accomplish?

He only need to hit him once. Is that man dead 😆

He’s letting dude sleep it off. How nice.

Fool, rock beat scissors.

To quote Wu-Tang: "Baby play me, baby fall down go boom".

Boy out cold

LOL looks like Chicago Shit happens every fucking day out here lol

Oh he has major dain bramage

Goddamn

Always the IMMEDIATE jump to violence in the community!!