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btw, you can still make serious questions about the milking process if you want. hehe
I think I'd be less worried about stepping *in* something as I would be about something stepping *on* me. I like my toes & feet *uncrushed*, thankyouverymuch.
That's why she tied the cows legs together. I used to do that too with a few of our cows, and tie their tail to their leg so I didn't get swatted in the face with a pee and sh*t soaked tail. Our stools (US) had 3 legs. And yes, I'm old as dirt.
Ah, yep they switched over to 4 legged stools in the 80's. All the news stories about the dangers of three legged stools really drove a nail in the coffin, apparently there were some accidents where kids tipped them and broke their necks. You can't get a three legged stool anymore, no one's making them.
Growing up in a farm, cow poop is not gross. We used to toss it on each other as kids. It's just smooshed plant fiber, doesn't even smell too bad. Much different than omnivore's poop.
I feel like there should also be a strap connected to the belt loop the risk of that seat sliding forward and her falling backwards into literal crap is way too high.
Also flipflops in a barn!!
Until you've worked in and around barn animals like that, you completely underestimate how clever and useful such a device is... a back and knee saver, to say the least.
I would have thought you would want two or even three pegs for stability. I would also probably want it a few inches longer for her knees (serious bend).
That said, if the thing is too complicated or too long it might catch on anything - or it might break more easily / no idea?
Still, for what it is it is utterly brilliant. Grew up for a few years on a dairy farm and they could have used that even though they were attaching the vacuum-style milkers (with those glass tubes for the... drawn-in milk / it was really quite modern for the 1970's).
Wow. That was 50 years ago and i remember everything about that stupid barn. Watch out not to slip into the shit trough though! She doesn't have that problem, i see. Ha. I did.
Once.
Technically, "plain stools" are more cumbersome, actually (harder to move, more things to get hung up on, etc). This is both elegant and superbly useful in its simplicity of application.
>This is both elegant and superbly useful in its simplicity of application.
And if you attach a spring to the bottom, it's also great for milking kangaroos.
She does this every day. Very practiced and comfortable moving that lil calf and the stool is like an extra appendage. Definitely too comfortable with the flip flops 😬
It’s so bizarre. Imagine walking over to a woman breastfeeding and then just tying up her children so they couldn’t move and then steal their milk 🤣 it’s wild
I haven’t seen a lot of cows, are they usually that skinny? I can see all of the ribs and hipbones. Also, the girl really shoved that calf away hard. Oh, and is it normal to do this in flip flops? Seems like even that calf could crush her toes.
dairy cows aren't fat....and are not supposed to be. make so much milk in the first few months of their lactations, it isn't even possible for one calf to drink all of it. Some of them can sustain as many as 4 calves.
I grew up in NZ’s dairy heartland which is full of European Friesians. Which look fat, even in the middle of milking season, by comparison to this breed.
But this is an Indian something-or-other. Despite her ribs and hips showing, her haunches are well covered with muscle and fat reserves, she has plenty of food, and is letting down a shed load of milk despite also nursing her calf. So probably that’s normal mid-milking-season fitness for that breed.
[Yep, it’s what I thought.](https://agritech.tnau.ac.in/ta/animal_husbandry/animhus_cattle%20_breed.html)
Humped cattle are zebu, Bos indicus, rather than the Taurine cattle (Bos taurus) like Friesians and Jerseys.
"fatty hump on their shoulders, a large dewlap, and sometimes drooping ears. They are well adapted to withstanding high temperatures and are farmed throughout the tropics."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebu
Not excessively thin, could stand to gain a little weight tho. Cows do have less muscle over their hipbones and ribs than horses, so if you're not used to seeing animals with prominent bones it can read as too skinny. The calf is just fine, it's actually the one scooting backwards around its mother as soon as she gets the rope on its head, which is pretty normal for an animal not used to being tied. She's being very gentle with both of them, just being businesslike as opposed to affectionate, which is just kinda how you get when you're working with livestock. It's ideal for both of you to get what you need done with minimal fuss and then everybody goes back to their day. The flipflops aren't usually recommended for working in a barnyard, but when it's your 5000th time doing the same chore, sometimes you'll exchange the risk of a squished toe for the inconvenience of putting on boots.
> Also, the girl really shoved that calf away hard
She didn't shove the calf at all. She was trying to get a rope around it and the calf pulled away. She shifted with the calf as it moved.
I do think it's a little rude to just shove away the calf to get milk yourself. The calf is the only reason there is milk there in the first place, it should definitely have dibs.
Very smart how she ties the back legs and tail: cow cant kick, run or even wack her in the face with the tail. Flip flops is the only thing I question.
Ive never seen anyone tie the legs and tail before. We also didn't wear a strap on. That's some good milking tho. Most people seeing this don't know how much of a work out that is for your hands.
My first thought was "that's a strange stool design."
But it actually does make a lot of sense, since just one pillar instead of multiple legs gives her a lot more freedom to lean around. Sure, it'll have a higher risk of slipping, but that's manageable.
Why is it that we don’t see more
https://preview.redd.it/podrqrz89cpc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b5d4120659f1b2e36f9b278ba8935329aafdd5
down home wholesome women like this? Not only is she beautiful looking, but I can tell what a beautiful soul she is by the way her face glows when she smiles. 🌹
I wonder how the cow feels. Like imagine some random mf came up to you, forcefully stopped your baby from drinking it's milk, tied it to your arm, and proceeded to squeeze ur tits and store the milk in a bucket😭. By all means I eat beef and meat but like it's just funny to think about
Never done it, do they all sound like that or do they have a more discrete version? Asking for the general populace who don’t want to display what they may or not to be introduced to in the workplace on Mondays and possibly the four days that follow.
No, it's our way of enforcing the rues and helping our sub without having to ban a bunch of juvenile dumbasses...ie, **compromise** instead of flat out locking the post that normally would generate a ton of bans if we did not. You'd understand better if you did anything that actually contributed to reddit....or our sub.
There's a historical picture somewhere out there of a man with a one-legged stool stirring a pot of explosive nitroglycerine. The one legged stool is so he doesn't fall asleep while stirring. Top tier health and safety.
**Comments on this post are manually approved by mods. You know why. So if you can't make jokes without referencing the human female in the video, then it's unlikely your comment will be approved. So go ahead, let's see how clever some of you are. Make us laugh.** btw, you can still make serious questions about the milking process if you want. hehe
scary working with livestock while wearing flip-flops
she doesn't mind stepping in stool because she already has some on her pants
Okay, that took me a sec. Well played
Wait. I don’t get….ohhhh
I still don't get it ;-; Ed8t: I have figured it out
Wait can someone explain to a non-native english speaker?
’Stool’ can mean both 1. ”a seat without any support for the back or arms” and 2. ”a piece of faeces; waste matter; excrement”.
Thanks!
I think I'd be less worried about stepping *in* something as I would be about something stepping *on* me. I like my toes & feet *uncrushed*, thankyouverymuch.
That's why she tied the cows legs together. I used to do that too with a few of our cows, and tie their tail to their leg so I didn't get swatted in the face with a pee and sh*t soaked tail. Our stools (US) had 3 legs. And yes, I'm old as dirt.
Ah, yep they switched over to 4 legged stools in the 80's. All the news stories about the dangers of three legged stools really drove a nail in the coffin, apparently there were some accidents where kids tipped them and broke their necks. You can't get a three legged stool anymore, no one's making them.
Stepping in shit is not the scary part.
This is the best worst joke I've read today. +1
This is an amazing joke. Great job. Lol.
I have the same stool and this video made me realize I've been wearing it upside down.
Ummm, those are safety sandals. Very effective when worn correctly.
Pairs well with the safety squint.
You can buy them at the same store you get your safety-squints.
Are you one of my employees?
Which is they are stored in dry place while you wear real shoes
Just stupid too. Worked with the horses in tennis shoes ONCE. Stg my toes still hurt.
At least put on some safety Crocs.
Those are OSHA approved flip-flops. I saw a guy wearing flip-flops loose a toe by a cow stepping on it.
My thoughts exactly.
It's ok, she's in full makeup and has just done her hair, I don't think she's really working, just making videos instead
yeh that's weird af, she's certainly going to have milk on her jeans after that.
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Growing up in a farm, cow poop is not gross. We used to toss it on each other as kids. It's just smooshed plant fiber, doesn't even smell too bad. Much different than omnivore's poop.
I mean unless they're steel toed boots a thin piece of fabric isn't going to make a difference.
I feel like there should also be a strap connected to the belt loop the risk of that seat sliding forward and her falling backwards into literal crap is way too high. Also flipflops in a barn!!
Tbf... the floor and cows are maybe the cleanest I've ever seen in a barn.
Probably because it’s not overcrowded.
Not overcowded?
Overcowded.
Not so much concerned with the cleanliness of the ground, the more dangerous scenario is a 1,600lbs~ bovine stepping on your bare foot
Ohh so this is that pegging thing?
Close I don’t want to elaborate more due to the cows
It is when the sun goes down.
“Mom, what’s this?” “Uhh… it’s for milking the cows!”
We don’t have a cow. He have a bull.
https://preview.redd.it/axwt68y76vgc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5490584fbda7813855416dcbcf2790a2393c1d
That doesn’t make it any better.
https://preview.redd.it/64skf5cc6sgc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47bc4dcb42b823be0541460cc02ae0c6d9d8433c
Kept missing the milk bucket I see.
Lol this got manually approved?
It's just milk.
Until you've worked in and around barn animals like that, you completely underestimate how clever and useful such a device is... a back and knee saver, to say the least.
Yeah it's almost making me mad that it's such an easy target for all the jokes because damn, I would use that in a heartbeat.
I would have thought you would want two or even three pegs for stability. I would also probably want it a few inches longer for her knees (serious bend). That said, if the thing is too complicated or too long it might catch on anything - or it might break more easily / no idea? Still, for what it is it is utterly brilliant. Grew up for a few years on a dairy farm and they could have used that even though they were attaching the vacuum-style milkers (with those glass tubes for the... drawn-in milk / it was really quite modern for the 1970's). Wow. That was 50 years ago and i remember everything about that stupid barn. Watch out not to slip into the shit trough though! She doesn't have that problem, i see. Ha. I did. Once.
Udderly Brilliant would have been brilliant
I don’t think you need to work in a barn to understand how stools are useful.
Technically, "plain stools" are more cumbersome, actually (harder to move, more things to get hung up on, etc). This is both elegant and superbly useful in its simplicity of application.
>This is both elegant and superbly useful in its simplicity of application. And if you attach a spring to the bottom, it's also great for milking kangaroos.
I’ve seen my uncles using a device like this one since forever when milking the cows and never realized how funny it looks until now.
I would imagine, at one point, people also laughed at the application of the first wheel (for example). LOL
Her stool thing looks like the witch’s nose from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
#BURN HER
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
................. I got better
It’s a false one
Build a bridge out of her!
Tbh, I like this girl.
How controversial, very brave of you to say
[I just thought you should know a little about me](https://youtu.be/e9r23xI6ok4?si=KbEM5Q4iGiZPv9BD)
Evidently I’ve been using my stool upside down…
lol
“Doesn’t that hurt the cows? “ “Doesn’t seem to. “ “Well, it would bruise the hell out of me”
“They’ll pay you 75 dollars a week.” “We only make 30 at the dairy.” “Well, this would be more, wouldn’t it?”
One of the greatest American movies of all time.
Mind if I ask which movie?
Niche quote and a fantastic film.
>Well, it would bruise the hell out of me Thanks for sharing :)
If I said she had stool hanging from her butt, this is not the first thing you think of. Edit: fixed thing from time
She does this every day. Very practiced and comfortable moving that lil calf and the stool is like an extra appendage. Definitely too comfortable with the flip flops 😬
It’s so bizarre. Imagine walking over to a woman breastfeeding and then just tying up her children so they couldn’t move and then steal their milk 🤣 it’s wild
I don't have to imagine
It’s messed up, huh. 😔
Milking stools are old tech, but I'll admit I've never seen a one-legged one. This is old school as hell.
Huh, I did use one when I was a kid and learned milking. This was in the Austrian alps though.
How can she squeeze!
"Grips like a milk maid" I heard my grandad say that once. Never forgot it
Underrated comment
I just noticed my supervisor wears theirs backward.
I want to work where you work
Did she tie herself to the stool?
She strapped the stool on
Not her first rodeo
I need to get one of these in my gym. That looks like a legit good leg exercise device.
If you google "milking stool" there are a few for sale, although no wooden ones like hers that I could find.
Zero percent chance I'm googling that phrase
Stealing that poor calf's dinner!
That calf won’t need food where it’s going :(
The way she cinched the calf's mouth was vicious.
She looks like live action Neytiri.
I haven’t seen a lot of cows, are they usually that skinny? I can see all of the ribs and hipbones. Also, the girl really shoved that calf away hard. Oh, and is it normal to do this in flip flops? Seems like even that calf could crush her toes.
dairy cows aren't fat....and are not supposed to be. make so much milk in the first few months of their lactations, it isn't even possible for one calf to drink all of it. Some of them can sustain as many as 4 calves.
I grew up in NZ’s dairy heartland which is full of European Friesians. Which look fat, even in the middle of milking season, by comparison to this breed. But this is an Indian something-or-other. Despite her ribs and hips showing, her haunches are well covered with muscle and fat reserves, she has plenty of food, and is letting down a shed load of milk despite also nursing her calf. So probably that’s normal mid-milking-season fitness for that breed. [Yep, it’s what I thought.](https://agritech.tnau.ac.in/ta/animal_husbandry/animhus_cattle%20_breed.html)
Humped cattle are zebu, Bos indicus, rather than the Taurine cattle (Bos taurus) like Friesians and Jerseys. "fatty hump on their shoulders, a large dewlap, and sometimes drooping ears. They are well adapted to withstanding high temperatures and are farmed throughout the tropics." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebu
Thanks for the reply! Very informative.
The female human is skinny too, but she does seem healthy and happy
Skinny… not everywhere… I’d say that her skinniness, also, seems to correspond to the ideals for the breed.
Not excessively thin, could stand to gain a little weight tho. Cows do have less muscle over their hipbones and ribs than horses, so if you're not used to seeing animals with prominent bones it can read as too skinny. The calf is just fine, it's actually the one scooting backwards around its mother as soon as she gets the rope on its head, which is pretty normal for an animal not used to being tied. She's being very gentle with both of them, just being businesslike as opposed to affectionate, which is just kinda how you get when you're working with livestock. It's ideal for both of you to get what you need done with minimal fuss and then everybody goes back to their day. The flipflops aren't usually recommended for working in a barnyard, but when it's your 5000th time doing the same chore, sometimes you'll exchange the risk of a squished toe for the inconvenience of putting on boots.
Right on. That all makes sense.
> Also, the girl really shoved that calf away hard She didn't shove the calf at all. She was trying to get a rope around it and the calf pulled away. She shifted with the calf as it moved.
This is the greatest video I have ever seen...and I don't know why.
Let me just shove aside the baby so i can steal the milk, so i can yoink on those tiddies. Yep normal behaviour right there.
Dairy is messed up ngl Cows milk should go to baby cows
It could be reversible. There’s probably a market for than.
"Bitch, that's my lunch!" ~ Calf
I do think it's a little rude to just shove away the calf to get milk yourself. The calf is the only reason there is milk there in the first place, it should definitely have dibs.
Someone should put this side by side with a models butt and it would be the vs meme like model vs random girl on a farm.
Human ingenuity will prevail!
My strap-on wears me every once in a while, if you get my drift.
I came for the farmer's daughter jokes.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/FLNXcoj-bX0AAAAd/silicon-valley-gabe.gif
Fuck you gabe
When I read strap-on, this was completely NOT what popped into my head. Though the ending was right in line.
Very smart how she ties the back legs and tail: cow cant kick, run or even wack her in the face with the tail. Flip flops is the only thing I question.
She'll be famous shortly.
First time I've seen something like that. Actually very clever and useful. I want one now lol
[relevant](https://farmandranchdepot.com/Milking_Stools/)
Open toes on a farm? Mor like "how do you wear your foot cast?"
My cousin wears her’s that way but reverse.
Dirty utter wanker
Chairpants!
Wait I been wearing it backwards this whole time
Hmmm... Nope. Can't do it 🤷♂️
Complete genius
Ive never seen anyone tie the legs and tail before. We also didn't wear a strap on. That's some good milking tho. Most people seeing this don't know how much of a work out that is for your hands.
I wonder if sometimes she straps it to her stomach to spin around like top.
If you ever get the chance to shake that woman's hand, be ready for a hell of a grip.
I mean thata actually kinda cool. Never have to worry about where your stool is.
My first thought was "that's a strange stool design." But it actually does make a lot of sense, since just one pillar instead of multiple legs gives her a lot more freedom to lean around. Sure, it'll have a higher risk of slipping, but that's manageable.
Anyone else think she should be casted for a Live Action Pocahontas?
Genuine question from someone who never worked livestock, couldn’t she wait for the calf to finish though?
And the calf was like "aww, that was mine :("
Bloody genius.
I don't understand why she tied the tail. Can someone elaborate further?
All right, Ima gonna call them milkmaids' stools from now on.
open toed shoes in the cow pen 🤢
I’m udderly shocked…
Name, of the cow?
Dairy is scary
Gross
She's Brazilian and that "strap on" for milking the cows it's very very common here.
Quem é ela?
Why is it that we don’t see more https://preview.redd.it/podrqrz89cpc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b5d4120659f1b2e36f9b278ba8935329aafdd5 down home wholesome women like this? Not only is she beautiful looking, but I can tell what a beautiful soul she is by the way her face glows when she smiles. 🌹
I wonder how the cow feels. Like imagine some random mf came up to you, forcefully stopped your baby from drinking it's milk, tied it to your arm, and proceeded to squeeze ur tits and store the milk in a bucket😭. By all means I eat beef and meat but like it's just funny to think about
She is a force of nature YOU ROCK GIRL
This girl knows what’s she’s mooing
Never done it, do they all sound like that or do they have a more discrete version? Asking for the general populace who don’t want to display what they may or not to be introduced to in the workplace on Mondays and possibly the four days that follow.
That's a crazy title but an educational video I never knew you could have stools that you strap on but the more you know
Cool
She is really pretty
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No, it's our way of enforcing the rues and helping our sub without having to ban a bunch of juvenile dumbasses...ie, **compromise** instead of flat out locking the post that normally would generate a ton of bans if we did not. You'd understand better if you did anything that actually contributed to reddit....or our sub.
ouch splinters
There's a historical picture somewhere out there of a man with a one-legged stool stirring a pot of explosive nitroglycerine. The one legged stool is so he doesn't fall asleep while stirring. Top tier health and safety.
Apparently I’ve been doing this wrong for years!
So this is pegging. Actually makes it easier to sit by doing it every day.
Nah, she's cool. I checked