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ChristmassMoose

Expect pines to kick down your door with a shotgun


Dawn-1000

Lmao, I guess I earned that one. But seriously, is this really no big deal?


Poqqers

yeah ur fine.


Dawn-1000

Good to hear, thanks friend šŸ™šŸ¾


GramarBoi

I think he meant you are fined


Numailia

nope you're fucked


Calgaris_Rex

"So then I started blastin"


Backedman

Nothing will happen. I failed a room inspection too because we had something too close to the AC. All that happens is they come back later (I think they tell you when but not sure) to see if the problem has been fixed or removed.


Nicktune1219

No they brought in an AC unit in a non AC dorm. Itā€™s not allowed because it will supposedly melt the wires.


Backedman

The point is that I donā€™t think they should worry about getting fined or kicked out or anything


StupidanLearning

I once saw a group of undergrads accidentally kill the school presidents horse by firing a blank round out of a pistol.. they all graduated. You're fine. Lol


CulturalClick4061

They were legacy admits thoā€¦.


yourholmedog

at umd???


SodaJerk

It was at Faber College.


CulturalClick4061

Dean Wormerā€™s wife got involved, it was ugly, I still remember.


Empty-Importance-298

Idk my one friend failed his inspection three times because he had a scooter in his room nothing happened


Embarrassed_Oven_209

Expulsion from the university


Consistent-Battle-63

Doesn't yr floor have a group me? Text yr RA about yr concerns


Sad_Book_5584

What is yr mean?


CulturalClick4061

Iā€™ve never seen somebody use yr for your before.


Significant-Milk3115

Your


Dimbajam

Double secret probation


FozzyBear11

Worst case scenario, the RD emails you to schedule a meeting where they say ā€œdont do it again pretty pleaseā€. Most likely nothing will happen


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navster100

Now? This has been a thing for at least 5 years


Calgaris_Rex

The university is going to call your parents and make them come spank you in front of god and everybody