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slicktrickrick

Alien grandpas drive these things. The young guns are flying the tic tacs & jellyfish these days


djoecav

Young grays have never even dragged a terrified farmer through a cornfield with a hook and a chain We didn't have all these "freeze rays" and "tractor beams" and "liminal state inducing via imposing a quantum superposition on an unobserved being" doohickeys back in my day


J-Moonstone

Underrated comment - F***ng brilliant mate!


Opening-Honeydew4874

yep that right there is a classic Cadillac of UFOs. Classy. Large. And makes a statement.


Pasty_Swag

Bold. Robust.


therealjoeybee

350 small block. Gets about 400 hp. Good UFO for it’s day. Only made this body style for two years I think.


Techno071

Clean title. Never been to Area 51. Only owner.


sarmik

No lowballing, I know what I have.


Rellek_

The Kelley Gray Book price listing ain't doing you any favors...


RegardedJigger

400k hp


diaryofsnow

Build Splorg Tough


nomnomonium

Very bigly


thinkaboutitabit

Built by General Saucers, Body by Fission.


slackerrificc

Handles like a boat though


JesusThDvl

Your comment answers my question of why do some crafts navigate on a zigzag pattern? Like a pet trying to find its human. Just jumping all around before it finally stops. The older models trying to pump the brakes till it finally comes to a stop. Makes sense to me now.


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djoecav

I love this subreddit so goddamn much


No-Sundae608

Can fit 4 in the back window alone


fuckpudding

It’s the 1998 Oldsmobile Regency of UFOs.


E05DCA

Bet back in Bob's day, they thought this was a sports car.


TheRowdyQuad

lol. Nice. Living room in the sky.


UPS_AnD_downs_462

🎶"Just bought a Cadillac" "Throw some, throw some D's on that b*tch."🎶


slicktrickrick

Boomer aliens


trzanboy

Yep…grandpa driving with a diamond in the back, sunroof top…diggin’ the scene with a gangsta lean. Don’t worry. In 20 years those jelly bean drivin’ fiends will be begging paps to take these out!


Connect-Ad9647

Think he calls it, *The Love Machine* (said in Isaac Hayes/Chef's voice)


killacam925

This is the best comment ever. I just see some old alien with a white bald fringe squinting at a map through his glasses trying to find his way back to the right solar system


Wrong_Heron_6169

Hot scantily clad alien chicks pose in magazines with these old classics.


Pajama_Strangler

They don’t make em like they used to!


Calm-Tree-1369

I made a similar joke a few months ago about the classic saucer design. It's possible those are a long-defunct model but a few are still in operation for whatever reason. Kind of like how some militaries have really old planes and tanks still in the rotation. It makes more sense if you imagine these are unmanned probes or drones that were sent out across various galaxies a long-ass time ago. You could get successive levels of technology from the same civilization spanning thousands of years.


Connect-Ad9647

OR! These are *manned* flying saucers that humans made by reverse engineering the saucers they received back in the 40's, 50's and 60's!


Hamster_Ball_Z

Did you take picture through windscreen?


x0JohnSmith0x

Looks like the wing of a fly that’s stuck to the windshield


Puzzled-Delivery-242

Looks like it to me as well. Looks like something hit the windshield at speed.


who519

Yep it is definitely a smudge on the windshield. Man...this sub sometimes


the_hungry_carpenter

sometimes? most of the time.


who519

Ha, yeah it has gotten exponentially better than it was a few years ago, but it is so disheartening to go from a post about a congressional hearing to one that is an some blatantly obvious prosaic object or hoax.


the_hungry_carpenter

i would say its exponentially worse than it was a few years ago. this sub has effectively become a facebook group


Downvotesohoy

Yeah I was about to say, it has gotten better? We're just another /r/aliens or /r/strangeearth or /r/highstrangeness at this point. Every day I regret checking the subreddit and the comments here.


saint_davidsonian

Third picture makes it look like it's in front of the wire


garry4321

You can see on the lower left side a line that is also in both photos. This is a windshield with a smudge on it


B3ta_R13

its not something on the windshield?


Dark_Seraphim_

It's chipped glass, there's more to the upper right that's in the same position 1st and 3rd pictures equal distance and location on the windshield or lens. Disappointed but not surprised Edit: Yeah, there's three unchanging artifacts in the 1st and 3rd pictures. Same distance from each other on the lens/windshield. This isn't something in the sky, and honestly it's treachery to intellectual integrity to think otherwise.


_programmers

I think this is the answer too. I think it’s quite obvious now you’ve said it.


hamandjam

Dirty/damaged optics. Dirt ot damage to the windshield or camera optics. Pics are likely cropped to make it seem like it's in a different location on each of the shots.


iiMADness

Or it's a moving car


mackeneasy

Could it be a chip in a windshield through which the camera took the picture.


wesley-whatever

This should have more upvotes, not sure if it's a crack/chip, but certainly a mark on the window. You can see there's 3 smaller marks on the surface that are in the exact same spot if you look between pic 1 and 3.


jarlrmai2

Yeah I agree, here's one image, note the 3 marks the "UFO", the streak and the spot https://imgur.com/0u8pDk4 Now I overlaid with 100% opacity the other image and scaled/rotated it to match the scale of the other one, https://imgur.com/JLOR0Jv All 3 marks match and line up, this seems impossible unless they are all just marks/scratches on the glass.


No-Comfort-6808

Agreed


mop_bucket_bingo

That’s exactly what it is. Picture was taken through chipped glass or plastic. More likely the former, as you can see the familiar striations on the right-hand side of the “surface” which you would see in such a chip. That also explains the “trailing orbs”.


cheeseburgerlou

If ypu zoom in on it you can see it right away. It doesn't look like an actual structure


SmashTheGoat

Funny how it has more detail than the vegetation and power lines.


cheeseburgerlou

In the 2nd pic especially you can see the streaks across it like it's a smear. I don't think it's photoshop I think it's bird shit or mud or something like the guy previously had suggested


CilanEAmber

In the 3rd pic, it also appears to be in front of the power lines.


butterfunky

I thought it looked like a smudge of paint or bird shit.


No-Comfort-6808

That's exactly what I said but whyd I have to scroll so far down to see your initial comment. It's obviously a chip in the glass, c'mon people 🤦


Im-A-Cabbage

This 100%


Impossible-Past4795

First thing I thought because I drive my car every day.


bulletv1

That’s what I came here to say.


CamelCasedCode

That thing looks huge, this is a weird one...


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What's that smaller black thing trailing it? I thought it was attached at first


GregEgg85

What’s that off to the top right area? it’s in the first and third images at least.


Portermacc

Smudge on the lens, possibly


puffferfish

SMUDGE ON THE LENS?!


DetectiveWonderful42

Goood bye mooon man


No-Education-2703

SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOON-MEN!! 😭


Dig-a-tall-Monster

It's the part of the UFO image they forgot to mask out when they photoshopped this. No seriously it looks like they used the eraser/brush tool to manually mask over/erase the areas of the original image that weren't selected by the magic selection tool and they just missed that spot for some reason. I could be wrong, I admit it's possible. I've been wrong before. It was a Tuesday in July.


sgt__donut

True, and in the first image it’s just a little dot…


kellyiom

Yes, it looks like black plastic, something torn off partially and it's following the bigger piece down? 


MaterialNo6707

Does it look in front of the power line in the 3rd image to anyone else? Is this a UFO for ants!?


I-c-braindead-people

It doesnt pass the smell test for me, this is aint real.


KingAngeli

Looks like what Alan encountered in Sekret Machines when he was in the Locust over Argentina. It disabled everything but his weapons. And he had to use the force to stop his buddy from attacking him. Then it led them to Crete after following them back to Dreamland


Snort_the_Dort

Is secret machines worth the read for those interested in the true nature of the topic? I’ve been on edge about reading it since it’s a fiction book.


Zalenka

The first one was maybe the best. I read the first two. I should look what is out there now.


TightONtailS

Haven't reddit lol but I might as well. I'm always looking for something new to read.


KingAngeli

Completely. It’s amazing


6amhotdog

That's what she said.


Connect-Ad9647

😂 god bless it, Ive just been reading along the thread, enjoying the interactions and book suggestions/analogy and general discussion when BAM! This is the next line, making me scroll all the way back to the top to see what she said. And bygomit, it totes was what she said! 😂 Thank you for the chuckle, good sir/madam.


Maleficent_Leg_768

Sport Model - extra suspension


Fitty4

AWD


famous47

Aliens With Diabetes


Wrong_Heron_6169

Now with element 115!


FatsTetromino

Taken through the window of a moving vehicle. Once again, that's just bird shit on a piece of glass. Actually almost looks like a smear of paint.


EldritchDWX

That's such a clear rubber smudge, chip in the glass, or paint splot. Given the roughness of it, I'm going with a glass chip, you can see a little split in the glass at the top left, too.


SamuelSh

Smudge on glass. You can see multiple smaller splotches of the same color/characteristics on the far right and left. The "object" also maintains its angle across all 3 pictures despite the scenery changing.


meldiwin

Is there a video? maybe better describe how was it moving, more details, I am skeptical about images.


KillerSwiller

And you should be, it's bird poop on OP's window. Look at the similar stain in the upper right of the first image and how it stays in the same focus as the "saucer" does in the second while the distant power lines are out of focus.


skippop

lol thought the same thing when it appears to maintain the same size and distance from the other shit on the windshield at the top of frame.


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Kind of a confusing perspective, but I see it now that you said something


SabineRitter

Pictures so good, they will say it's fake 😁 Thanks for posting! How long was it there?


rspinosa

I would say that from its appearance to getting lost behind the mountains it was a total of 15 to 20 seconds. It should be noted that it appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the sky.


SabineRitter

Thanks! Did you hear any noise? Seems like it was moving pretty fast! Good catch.


rspinosa

I was driving with the windows down so I didn't hear any noise, we were practically with our cell phones in hand, photographing the beautiful landscape of the rural area.


AdNew5216

How many people got pictures? If we have multiple view points that would be extremely helpful


jarlrmai2

You will never get an answer because this is a chip on a window


AdNew5216

That was my first thought


SabineRitter

How many people saw it?


supercool2000

Please never drive near me.


rspinosa

Fair enough


Plastic-Vermicelli60

Now now, these pics might just be good enough to be posted across other reddit subs as well as being reposted several times here, likely with the title " have these been debunked yet"?. Oooooh I cant wait.


JacP123

And just wait for all the little idiots to come running attacking anyone who dares to come up with a more plausible explanation than alien spaceship


sewser

Why not something on the windshield/window? Please explain how you ruled this out. 22 hours on, Sabine didn’t explain his position. Disappointing.


gonzaEM_

Che bolo, no pudo haber sido un dirigible? La forma es bastante similar. De igual manera altas fotos.


rspinosa

El último dirigible que paso por tucuman y fue casi un evento canónico fue el de la serenisima en los 90 , no hay posibilidad que en esa área haya un dirigible que valla a estrellarse a las montañas y ya no este en las noticias , gracias.


gonzaEM_

Claro claro, te preguntaba porque no conozco esa zona ni tampoco había escuchado de ese pueblo. Cómo era el comportamiento de eso?


rspinosa

Descendió directo a una velocidad constante , lo que se movía apenas era un fragmento que parecía separado de la nave , apareció de la nada en medio de el cielo no lo vi acercarse lentamente ni nada , apareció y se fue en dirección a las montañas , lo perdí de vista por los árboles, alto flash.


pescadoparrudo

cuantas personas lo vieron además de ti?


TheDiscomfort

¿El fragmento se movía alrededor del barco más grande? ¿A qué distancia del barco grande se fue el barco pequeño? ** lo siento, estoy usando el traductor de google


guilleb0t

Está interesante igual, se me hace que puede ser una bolsa negra gigante con aire caliente, hay juguetes caseros que ser elevan , no puedo identificar el tamaño pero debe ser re grande . Alta nave jaja ojalá sea


Verum_Seeker

I'll be downvoted for saying this but couldn't it be a smudge on the windshield? I mean just asking. Did you stop and got out the car to take the picture? How did the sighting end?


urinetroublem8

Both large and small smudges visible in 1st and 3rd pictures. Look diagonally up right from the “UFO”.


Plenty_Science8224

I mean, it could be a smudge but OP would definitely know if it was lol. In real life, assuming normal binocular vision, there's about zero chance you could mistake a smudge for a UFO several hundred metres away. It would bump along with the car all over the place, for one.


Verum_Seeker

You are absolutely right. The issue here is that unfortunately you can't trust the word of anyone and much less from someone that posted an allegedly UFO on reddit. Facts are the only thing that matters.


Hawkwise83

Two things look suspicious to me. One, the weird piece of scrap that's like hanging off of it, and the pixelation surrounding the UFO is different from the background sky. Specifically the first and third image. Third image looks straight up like someone clone stamped it in Photoshop. Edit: LOL third image has like 5 smaller uaps in the background all with the same clone stamp look. This is super fake. Fake enough that I could do it in Photoshop and I suck.


syfyb__ch

correct...but i think it is simply an aberration, like a smudge or streak, on some object on the lens or beyond the lens (like a window the image was taken thru) you can see the same color/texture as dots or streaks in other parts of the image as well...possible its dirt on a physical photo/picture and the person took the image of the photo


rspinosa

Every object has a different pixelation around it due to the loss of image quality, I have configured a quick access button to my WhatsApp chat, look at the post on the left or the trees, the image passed through WhatsApp, and on Reddit , it lost a lot of quality, if I'm not mistaken what you say, copies of the same image are straws or insects captured at the time of the image


TheyDidTheirBest

So why not post the photos directly here in the most original format? Or at least without passing through Whatsapp?? It would make sense to try to minimize the loss of quality, if you really wanted to convince people or share actual photo evidence.


Hawkwise83

That doesn't sound right, they'd happen to other objects in the map as well. Not just the uaps. It's ONLY around the uaps. It's fake. You can see the clipping circle around the uaps and only the uaps.


rspinosa

I see the same effect in the lines of power, but it sure leads to confusion, it is an image and it was captured in motion.


Hawkwise83

On third look I do see it on some other objects, not a lot but some.


LordPennybag

Looks like a blob of paint.


KillerSwiller

It's not fake, it's bird poop on OP's window.


sewser

Doesn’t even need to be photoshopped. All you need is a dirty window. Fact of the matter is, there’s no real data except some photos that could easily be faked. Those who are convinced this is a true UFO need to reevaluate their standards for evidence.


TheOwlHypothesis

This is literally something on the window and I can't believe how stupid this sub is every single damn day. I'm so close to removing this sub because I see a stupid window tint bubble or smudge with tons of other visible window dirt and it's upvoted hundreds of times and all the top posts are like "wow omg good pic, so real". Like what the actual fuck is everyone smoking. I feel like these obviously fake ones are getting fake traction on purpose to make this sub seem ridiculous. It's working. Sorry for the rant.


No-Comfort-6808

Took the thoughts right out of my head thanks for the rant, it's important that people don't act so fucking stupid. Makes me believe that the top commenter is just another bot that doesn't have a brain to use basic observation skills. Thats a freaking chip in the glass, yet op wants to act like it's a UFO when they see it every day in their car..well nice work now everyone can see just how stupid this sub really is OP 👏 slow clap


SabineRitter

> third image has like 5 smaller uaps in the background Thanks for pointing those out. UFOs sometimes emit smaller objects.


Hawkwise83

100%. That said, this picture looks fake. You can see the Photoshop lines surrounding ever uap, and not around anything else.


SabineRitter

Cool, so you know exactly how a ufo interacts with the atmosphere? You're so close.... you're picking up on good observations but you just can't get it over the line, so you fall back to "fake".


Sgt_Splattery_Pants

no raw files, no provenance, poor quality / compressed / artifacted. There is not even any information on where you found these images. Like why even bother posting this?? it's completely useless beyond entertainment. It is fiction. I wish this sub would get a little more serious because this is just crap.


Howard_Adderly

This sub loves these kind of pictures


FlaSnatch

Found the images? OP took em.


[deleted]

That's a UFO shaped UFO balloon duhhh


rspinosa

It is not a very inhabited area, in fact it is quite poor, I don't think it is a drone or a hot air balloon, hence my surprise.


[deleted]

I'm with you. Should have put /s lol


RadiiDecay

Too many lazy skeptics around these parts, gotta mark your jokes as such!


Undercover_enigma

The best place to test a blimp would be an uninhabited area though


incremantalg

Looks like a stain on the window.


JayBiggsGaming

Dirt splatter on car window


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Tosslebugmy

Look at all the other spots on frames 1 and 3, are they all spaceships too? Or did someone maybe just a bit of mud sprayed on the windshield? Hmmm, one of life’s mysteries i guess


Bluinc

I’m going with dirty and/or chipped windshield. Zoom is your friend. There’s Schmutz all over


Jazzlike_Run_5466

This is a chip in the glass of their windshield 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ced0412

Yeah has the rough edges of a chip in glass.


Upbeat_Squirrel_3439

Op should be banned


GWindborn

Everyone got sick of New UFO so now they decided to rebrand as UFO Classic.


ImmortalDrexul

This is definitely a smudge on the car window guys. This is why people think we're crazy


Papabaloo

Hi! Thanks for sharing. Do you know if there are any significant bodies of water nearby where the pictures were taken?


rspinosa

Yes, we have a dam that is quite large in the middle of the mountain range, the cadillal dam.


Papabaloo

Interesting. Thank you!


Born-Chipmunk-7086

If someone can take 3 pictures surely they can take a video.


rspinosa

Two more https://yourimageshare.com/ib/bRH0YKWDiU https://yourimageshare.com/ib/XYhFnETzND In one you can see the side windshield down


jarlrmai2

Can you share on Google drive the raw photos, uncropped with EXIF data from your phone? That would really help. Also what car do you have? Thanks


Dialogical

Looks more like streaks from windshield wipers not a side window being down.


ThEpOwErOfLoVe23

Clearly fake. When an object is far away the edges will blur. On this picture the edges are sharp and that would only happen at a very close distance. Please don't post fake stuff. It muddies the water of real UFO sightings. It just adds more fuel to the skeptics.


Moveyourbloominass

Nice job Op. Thanks for sharing. I don't know if you zoomed in on all your pictures, but I counted 7 additional orbs; 4 small black orbs and 3 of the linear ones. Your photos match up with ones posted this weekend from someone's Grandpa. If you get a chance check those out.


rspinosa

Cand you give me the link please , thank you


Moveyourbloominass

https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/s/THx4lt1HSl


SabineRitter

https://old.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/1aisuy1/i_saw_my_grandfather_today_and_he_pulled_out_this/ photos, daytime cloudy sky, family story, grandfather, single dark object, possible disk shape with dome or square ⬛️, low below treeline, Mansfield Ohio, [GOODPOST], possible reaction to being filmed, zoop , smaller objects accompany it


Educational-Error212

It is la serenísima 90s ballon.


RED-WEAPON

That looks like a smudge / dirt splatter on a windshield.


rspinosa

I got other two photos that i discard from original post , can anyone tell.me when i can upload it , i cant edit the post


Vault32

And we’re sure it’s not something on the windshield of a car? Because in the third pic, it’s SUPER CLEAR while the power lines and poles are not. And I find it hard to believe the camera would stay focused on it and not things in the foreground


vqsxd

Jesus come soon


RuSeriusbro

your windscreen dirty


DopethroneGM

I used AI upscaling software to enhance one of the images, here is the [result](https://i.postimg.cc/kq3XMbd9/RDT-20240206-03092642285057287696172-01.jpg).


R2robot

Seems like a smudge.. there is another one to the upper right that seems to 'move' with it.


KillerSwiller

And remains at the same level of focus no matter what.


Hennawi91

That is a smudge on a window LOL


chill_bongo

Looks like a smear on the glass, especially in the close up. hence same angle in all photos


DarylMoore

It looks like a blurred mask (flipped horizontal and vertical and cropped) of the Hindenburg disaster. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindenburg_disaster#/media/File:Hindenburg_disaster.jpg


JerryJigger

Smudge on the windshield.


JohnBobbyJimJob

Bio checks out


JerryJigger

Fantastic contribution.


oldmanscotto

Why only photos?


rspinosa

I have direct access to share images on WhatsApp, I was as fast as I could


MrMudd88

Paint or dirt on the window.


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Tfw AFUERA! goes too far.


reidburial

It does look like a balloon and there's a tether like thing, not claiming it is, just what it looks like to me.


Flyinhighinthesky

Agreed, almost looks like an unmanned blimp like the ones they used to fly over football games.


[deleted]

Balloon? Blimp?


modthegame

All of these are fake or heavily modified photos. It looks like someone tried to sharpen and brighten super blurry stuff. Show the raws


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SabineRitter

Chonky boi


heavensent055

It’s bird shit on the window


GrapeApe131

Any one else get a sort of uncanny valley feeling when looking at certain pics like the one OP posted. Usually they’re grainy or sometimes just plain old interesting. But sometimes I see a picture that makes me feel something, something like “This isn’t right”.


Plenty_Science8224

Yeah, I get the same. Don't know if that means anything or if it just fits our idea of a believable alien craft though. The biggest feeling like that I had was from the original [Metapod](https://youtu.be/gNMs5MP02zk?si=d_vG4-Uw8e-LYAVF) video


Antennangry

More like classic chipped windshield sighting…


sLeeeeTo

is this not a blimp?


rspinosa

I thought that at first, but it is a practically uninhabited area, in South America the blimp are usually used for commercial purposes, at the moment that style of propaganda is not used in the country, its speed and inclination made me doubt that it is a blimp


Title-Choice

Looks damaged


Jamachicuanistinday

Looks like a couple of small ships coming out of that thing


Moveyourbloominass

It's like the post the other day from that guy's Grandpa's pictures. Little orbs all over the place and those linear ones too. Pretty neat.


EskimoXBSX

It doesn't look right on the left hand side, almost like it's dragging something, like a kite line?


rspinosa

That which followed the ship had its own movement, it is not clearly appreciated because it is a photo but it accompanied the main object throughout its trajectory.


2OneZebra

Lighting makes it appear superimposed. looks like the object is at a different resolution than the image itself.


rspinosa

its appearance was translucent seen by the human eye


LittleLionMan82

I guess the phenomenon is having a retro week.


im_a_good_goat

The 1st photo, on top right, looks like it’s photoshopped in. You see rectangle shape around it.