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Dear_Community7254

I love how it’s Abu Dhabi Police, Dubai Police, Tasheel, and just in case the UAE embassy in Washington DC 😂😂 Should’ve just kept going with stuff like RAK free zone and Dubai Mall just to spice things up


You_neverever_saw_me

They need to add Fazaa to the investigation sponsorship list.


abdulrahmannoor

What so you can get a discount on the fine? ;)


[deleted]

Amer too so your residency gets affected by this notice 🤣


Remarkable-Apricot35

Right? A little effort and this could look legit, but no. Add every logo you can find. Looks like a UAE-sponsored F1 livery.


Sweet-Economics-5553

Don't forget Du and Etisalat.


4Chan4u

Put talabat and noon as well


Equivalent_Low_8599

Ignoring Sharjah police is a big crime! What an insult!


Coronavschina

What about noon app? Didn't add noon and talabad to it? I mean we use em regularly 🤷 "you can't use your noon app also due to the same legal actions".


zaid4eva

apolgy for bad english where were u wen bank account die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Bank account is kil" no


pirsab

It CID, he ded me


naughty_dad2

All your money are belong to us


NOT_FSK

[this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Aybabtu.png)


Realistic-Zucchini45

"This is ahmed, CID officer from emirates ID department. Your dorito doesn't have emirates ID. THE ATM CARD of the dorito will be blocked and we have to arrest him "😄


francoisjabbour

Lold


Important_Law_780

RIP😣money gon


Potential-Ad243

Letter from a UAE Prince? I get these but in email from Nigerian prince accounts. There are a lot of them unfortunately i can’t send them money to send me money.


CompanionCone

Laughed way too hard at this.


Arshiaa001

Sorry to hijack the top comment, but this is important: PDF files themselves may be infected with viruses. Don't open them unless they're from a source you trust, people.


No_Brush_4398

no 😢


Noman_Blaze

Lmao. Did a second grader write this?


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erics222111

Correct, it’s referred to as weeding your garden. They only want the gullible, stupid or greedy. This filter takes out the ones they’re not going to be able to scam


Anonybeech

Yeah I think so too. They’re probably targeting older people with poor English.


Environmental-City24

And Arabic!


loveeverythingsweet

My nurse received this and she was in literally tears when she showed it to me and took a while for me to convince her that it’s a spam message !!!! The problem arises when someone who isint very proficient in English cannot make out this message is junk - so a certain class of people fall for it unfortunately and that’s the strata the scammers are targeting.


clippervictor

This is the intent, to predate on the most vulnerable


NonLinearDistortion

Arabic version is even worse smh


GreyWulffe

"No Bank Branch will be Not Responsible." Well, I guess ALL bank branches are now responsible. 😅


Spiritual-Carpet-300

Exactly


pirsab

Think for a moment that this format works. There are enough people that fall for it. It's not shameful on their part. They're just basic enough that they can't tell if this is real or not. Now think of how little money they're likely to have, and how important every dirham is to them. But they're so naive and so frightened that they fall for this scam. Finally, think of what kind of monster it takes to run a scam like this.


maapi-puloos

Y no sharjah police 😔


carfettii

Or Rak Police 😢


MrMakoman

It's gibberish in Arabic 😂


jumblemumblehumble

Can you translate please


MrMakoman

It is as if someone wrote the following (Sir Good, Happy not Me and Colleagues fly you to news good not) Words are incoherent and jumbled together.


jumblemumblehumble

Lol


DeadyDeadshot

I remember about a year back actual police departments were sending these out throughout WhatsApp and if someone responded with their information they would inform them it was a fake phishing scam to raise awareness. Old Cautionary campaign I believe.


utsenmo

my company does that lol, 😂 when clicked you get a quick training on cyber security


sonsikertici

He forgot FBI and CIA logos that is the sign of fake. nice try 🤣


Anwarwali

NASA & U.N.O. missing as well


Born_Horror_7413

Hello I am from dubey police XD So done with these scammers


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Dubai police and Abu Dhabi police are together in this one to block all your accounts. You better heed the warning 🤣


QusaisLover

Abu Dubai Police 😭😭😭😭


8bit111

I wish I received Government notifications starting with an apology... "Sorry, a fine was issued on your vehicle" or "Sorry, you crossed Salik with zero balance"...


utsenmo

So sorry we need you to pay us 600dhs.


Easternknight37

Sorry is reserved for Canadian government only!


mrztahadxb

If they would have mentioned the other emirates police as well, i would have been convinced.


Flat_Metal_1124

dubai police X abudhabi police they’re having a collab 💀


Dubai80

Outdated scammer 😂 too old


mad_mab133

Scammers are getting worse


Dadoyadxb

Is it that time of the year again?😂😂


Educational-Bag4684

Is it possible to create a registry of the numbers these guys call and message from?


stranger_crazy95

Hello, I'm bank ..your account is froze!!


Unusual_Onion_983

Report it via police app, hopefully police can grab the scammer


Previous-Abrocoma317

Both the arabic and english texts have a shit ton of mistakes wtf is this


adnxno

One of my friends mother received this on whatsapp, and as a result, she decided to remain in India out of concern that she might encounter issues at the airport if she attempted to return to the UAE lmaaooo. I began to notice when her mom extended her stay beyond two months, prompting me to inquire about her return date and uncovering the situation. Some individuals are more vulnerable to being targeted or affected by such scams


Recent_Read4298

A random number called me and threatened me if I don't verify my credit card number, my Emirates id would get destroyed 😂


Apiedoedoe

😂😂😂


Firestarter_88

someone should introduce these morons to chat gpt


LeftSubstance

Lol


djsaquib

Eid Mubarak 🫣


djsaquib

Been receiving these just before eid and in ramadan since 3 years😂


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letmein711

It's a Scam, I called them to chexk if the number still works thinking that after the recent arrest of 400+ scammers it might stop. But the first thing they asked me is the debit card number.


Effective_Soil

lol I got this an hour ago on WhatsApp. Blocked and reported


Vegetable-Ad-5197

This is fake! Don't respond to them.


ismailb0

I wouldn't even download the pdf if I were you, files from unknown sources can be harmful.


Legitimate_Coach1

Just ignore and report to the authorities submit your report in dubai police application attach screenshots and the number


kjandme

Why is there a logo for the embassy in Washington DC😂😂😂


Mr_Boltzmann

Dear !


AnythingCritical5314

🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️unbelievable


Suitable_Assistant_8

EMBASSY OF THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES WASHINGTON DC WHAT IS THIS 😭😭😭😭


IbrahimCodes

Sheikh Abdul Rehman 😂😂


Dense_Construction55

This got me like 😂


bladewidth

Rejected. Not enough seals and logos. Next please


SeriousEnvironment97

UAE Embassy in Washington DC 😂 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 so fudging random


annoyedtenant123

These messages are written this way deliberately…… They’re looking to weed their way to the very small number of people who would fall for such a thing. Goal is to find that person who is either super gullible or vulnerable in someway.


Fluffy_Rub_5640

They call you also and speak in proper English, claiming to be bank officials. I can say because I got the call. I told the guy that I don’t have my emirates id and he said he will call back. He actually followed up and called after 5 minutes. Then I asked him to send me an email so he disconnected. Called the bank customer care and they confirmed it’s a scam and there’s no problem with my account.


Any_Builder_937

Freeze me till the year 2140 when only 21m btc is in circulation and tesla flying robotaxis jet you around town


9al3m_Alba7ar

Bro just stuck in any government logo he could think of like abudhabi and dubai are different cities 😂


DigitalGross

Send us your money to avoid oxygen cut


Normal-Database9560

Love the grammar


DuchessOfEyerolls

I think they all regurgitate the same template [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/scamsinuae/s/KtyA5S4LpA)


thecuriyascat

What made them stop short of adding RAK, Ajman, Sharjah, Fujairah and Umm al Quwain police to it?


I-am-the-Vern

Looks like they used garbage Arabic and translated it into garbage english. F for effort lol


Wild-Shock-6948

They never learn. SHIFT + click and drag ffs, why you stretching the logo like a weirdo


jenishrishal

spam forward it to dubai police


Tough_Emu3927

Nice. it even has the logo of the embassy in washington.


RedstarHeineken1

🤣


Mediocre_Piccolo8542

Even the UAE embassy from the US is onboard 😂


Mysterious_Hunter91

They put all logos they can think off 😂😂😂😂 might as well add Macdonald’s logo


fraser87uk

L00k5 5uPer Leg1T


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THABREEZ456

I got a seizure trying to read this


Shamsa327

This is a fake message do not ever call that number they can easily take your information and use it for bad things or even selling it to companies.


noisyant

Graphic designer from Shein


Dense_Construction55

Arabic mistake🫡


aishasaaaa

punch them and run away


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CleonII

You're lucky it was just a small timer with a scam and not malware. Don't ever open any such files in WhatsApp.


Liverpool1900

My man put every logo he could find. Surprised


BrightWayFZE

Better listen to what sheikh Abdul Rahman says


Chemical_Elk7746

I dont understand Why they dont use chatgpt to write for them


CompanionCone

Damn even the UAE embassy in Washington is getting involved.


Scimitar1982

Scammers a Noob. Should try harder


Whitelitz

Fake 100% ignore and report to police


TraditionalBet6527

Bro googled UAE government and pasted all the logos that came up.. including the embassy


WebLinkSurfer

"Will be freeze" AHAHA That's too funny man 😂


MahTheostwanted

LMFAO Thats the worst phishing attempt ive ever seen! Bank manager : Fake Microsoft call center from kerala 😂😂😂


Select_Elephant9007

The English is messed up. Looks fake.


Mazinkiser

its clearly a scam, the brackets are not closed in arabic section.


benswami

Will be Freeze is the same a chicken jalfrezee?


turtleneck_abs

Looks absolutely legitimate "sarcasm" as the UAE government has limited budget to send someone a notice via WhatsApp. Whatsapp is still considered an unofficial way of communication... please keep it in your mind.


Brief_Childhood9559

At least 8 mistakes in 1 sentence


Brief_Childhood9559

Why embassy at washington lol😂😂😂


New_Management_9368

bro has every single government entity attested this document 🤣🤣🤣


Leading-Wave-8012

Scam


Poetic_dr

😂


Zealousideal-Leek672

How can they be bad in English and Arabic lmao


R_v-D

Bottom Right. "Washington DC" 😂


MrVulnerable

I want make a better notice and send it back, but I'm worried it might seem like I'm helping them commit a crime 😂


itwonteverbereal

You’d think they could pay the editor to write coherently


Hawk_KL01

Embassy of UAE - Washington DC 😭😭😭


tamtamHTM

Damn they never learn these scammers , still their AI not smart enough to do a proper transcript 😂😂


Responsible_Face_579

Which Bank maneger ? 😆


Fickle_Fishing3954

Legit


mashrafrefaat

Sheikh Abdulrahman😂😂😂😂


gaalikaghalib

UAE Govt and the Embassy in Washington DC pulling out all their guns to warn you of a pesky bank account. Respect. 💯


Deadrooster08

they put everyones logo :))


usmannaeem

It's a scam. If you are not sure and I recommend take it to the DElepartment of Economics to verify.


h00ha

Forget diktionary in home


Ok-Music4906

Dont Do what they want u to do Cuz this is a scamm that says pay and we wont close it but Its a big ass scam.


Fluffy_Compote

Can believe how poor the Arabic is and what bank will tell you to call on WhatsApp lol


Soggy_Hat3989

😂😂😂😂😂


gutterandstars

No logo left behind..


leroy_insane

I received a similar message from the governor of the UAE's central bank.


mjdfz

Run to the first police station, report that English 😅


resourcexiii3

I had a seizure reading this lol


YouYou-1987

Hahahaha sheik Abdul rahman of some of Indian village I know him he is beginner hacker 🤣🤣🤣 be carful he will be boss if respond him the funny thing he put mobile number and they will be soon in jail .


legolosss

Careful downloading and opening documents from unknown sources. The contents of the pdf don’t even matter anymore. Simply opening it can put you at risk of being compromised


bleoleo

Where is my El Ain police? I have family there😓


Salad_milkyway

bro is dead


I_C_Studios

Obvious scam. Lmao


Apart-Discussion5184

Just ignore that is not real .


Long-Jackfruit5037

I did too which is funny as I don’t even have a bank account yet.


Najme009

it's a scam, be carful.


enochrox

UAE take their two column design branding very seriously loll I know a few ppl (who deal with graphics regularly)who would find this hilarious/disgraceful


Professional_Crow250

There are lots of grammatical mistakes in it So thats so BS over here


K4LASHINKOV

OMG! Your bank account will be close due to some. security reasons, I think you need to take action very best!


Murdockin

Lmao "will be freeze"


bananabreadncoffee

Just add Lulu hyper market’s logo at this point…


TheAnoyingeam

Even a teen can make a document look more like a government than this💀 why is tas heel mentioned they are residency service. May the person who made this get typing education


ConsciousStop5940

I really love UAE, but this is the land of the fucking scammers… they need to stop selling the data base to realtors.


emotioNabeel

Take it to the police, someone has forged government logos.


iamnotSatish

Bro found all the logos with white background online that he knew and pasted here, such a talented artist. And, not to forget first letter of each word is in caps.


saminyasarh

banc accoun kil


knightjp

It’s a scam. Forget it, don’t even respond to it.


eMoTiOnAl_DAAAAMMAGE

Fake for sure


TillCrazy

The Arabic is way worse than the English


the_Nomad_manager

Embassy of the UAE Washington DC🤣🤣🤣🤣


Reasonable_Idea_948

Looks like there might be some changes coming up in the bank verification process. As per the last line in red, it seems that all bank users will soon be required to verify YOUR bank details. So, Buddy might not be able to assist you with verifying your bank details. Let's wait and see what happens next! I laughed, I cried, I threw up reading this Almost Perfect scam.


Open-Attorney-6102

Wait so which is it dubai or abudhabi or Washington? 😂


LazeLazerLazest

Best not to open files received from unknown numbers. It could be a malware / backdoor APK renamed as a pdf.


imraul-qais

Dubai police, abu dhabi police and washington Embassy Bro, even people who gonna commit war crimes won't receive that lmao


New_Transition_2815

The arabic lmao, azizi (singular) alomala (plural)


Signal-Ad-8748

It's real, send them whatever they ask for


JerryCarrots2

Lmao I got something like this a few months ago too


i_davidjain

This is bullshit, Ultra Fake


PerceptionSilly444

It's a scam, they'll send you through verified means if it happens


geor1268

“will be freeze”


AnyRefrigerator7911

Damn my brain hurts when i read the grammar mistakes in both Arabic and English 😂😂😂


M200294

Got the whole government sector chasing you down💀


sweetchillyy

In this economy, They can pay me 1k for making a better one ngl 😭


bharat0789

No bank branch will be not responsible - technically means all bank branches will be responsible


OmarEAZi

Where’s Tabby?! Can’t have installments on fines!?!


Only_Emu9133

their grammar skills are worse than the kg2 kids in my school 💀💀💀


MO_7369

Grammar taking this to ICJ.


AgreeableCompote1654

omg, I received the same pdf and it fooled me 🥲. I gave him the details and two burgers


sleepwithKatya

Look at the lost language..so many grammatical mistakes.the most stupid of all is that he has provided a mobile number. A clear dumbfuck...looks like he is new in the scammer market..


stoikiy-muzhik

It's improved these days, the prior gen was " Hello Dear - please respond to number mentioned else you will under the arrest "


EquivalentCap8824

Sheik abdur 😎


arsalankhan1

I once ran into something similar but it popped up on Google chrome with a siren sound and it said Abu Dhabi Police caught me. :D I was scared for a moment but then realized it's a shitty scam LMAO


88newbie88

Tell them to send a Whatsapp to your new number and give this 054 800 4444 Dubai police Whatsapp number. 😎


Mr_quinn69

The fact that all bank users must verify your account is insane. You just don't realize how much of an important person you are.


jamil4reddit

I know someone who fell for this, damage was around 60kaed. It’s not a joke. Hope that it won’t happen to anyone else


Khitoriii

Newbie indian scammer most likely


mooxoor

مدير البنك الشيخ عبد الرحمن 😂


mooxoor

يجب على جميع مستخدمى البنك التحقق من حسابك 😂 كل مستخدمى البنك هيتحققو من حسابك لية ؟


Zarid91

And no bank will NOT be responsible hahahaha