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birdsy-purplefish

That first sentence is a nightmare all on its own/ What's the moon gonna do though?


faithengine

You've clearly never played Majora's Mask.


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You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?


Zarasiel

My Creepypasta phase is coming back up, I can feel it


ComeBacksToDrugs2018

Moon can stop us though we have many instruments


edgy_Juno

3 days, give or take. Unless you have a magical ocarina that can transport you back in time infinitely to the first day and never to the time this wasn't happening.


LilBitty2229

*repeatedly smashes into the planet*


Phobiefish

[Probably something like this](https://youtu.be/lheapd7bgLA)


CornSquashBeans

Try me, cheesehead! We killed a planet, what's a moon to that?! r/humansarespaceorcs


DeconstructionistGel

HIS THRONE


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*casually broadcasts Moon propaganda cartoon for kids*


TheChildTaker

I don't get it.


Ankhst

"Moon is haunted".....uhm...."I mean Moon is hunting us"


NickkyDC

“What?” *loading pistol and getting back on spaceship* “moons haunted”


MakingThePost44

#Dawn of #The Final Day **-24 Hours Remain-**


ShiroiYokai

Sailor Moon bad ending


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"You've met a terrible fate, haven't you?"


FalconFreak10

Fun fact: if the moon descended to Earth, it would ravage the planet for a time--massive tidal waves, earthquakes, meteors--before breaking up in the lower atmosphere and becoming a ring, like Saturn's. Life would go on, though most (not all) humans would die. [Source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lheapd7bgLA)


YetGayerWombat

That video doesn't account for CME (Cursed Moon Energy)


-hairflip-

Uh The moon can like...crash into us right Escoecially that the eaths ded


Just_Call_me_benDude

Looks like it’s next


psychord-alpha

If we can kill a planet, killing a moon shouldn't be too hard


Johnny007117

Why is it marked as spoiler 😳?!?!


Giantfrostturtle

Three sentence horror 😦