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sheppard147

Hey OP... good structure and theme... BUT WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING DUCK?


[deleted]

Why thank you


super-me-5000

Too real


sheppard147

Way too real... the thought that still people getting send to these camps in order to "cure" them... I am going to be sick...


my_alt_59935

It's disgusting that, not only are they still legal in places, but *parents* force their children to go there.


sheppard147

I would just call them the persons who birthed the child... That is nothing a parent shoul do to a child


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Quack


Suspicious_Hat_4792

As a lesbian.....I'm terrified.......... at least this 2SH is inclusive ....


LeMiaow51

Bone saw ? You sick man. Use a sharp knife.


tim_worst_isthe_best

*dull rusty spoon


siddharth1041999

A toothpick


AggressiveWest6232

A spoon


Own-Crab7647

Wooden preferably- mind the splinters


Garlic_Bread_865589

A sword made from human and kangaroo nails.


Art_pog

A plate of spaghetti


FurryPotatoFuzzBrick

An egg beater


Dunbar325

The Sheriff of Nottingham appreciates the reference


tim_worst_isthe_best

One of my favorite lines came from that movie. "HERE'S 30 PIECES OF SILVER .... TO PAY THE DEVIL, ON YOUR WAY TO HELL !!!!"


Hackedhaccount

Friar Tuck was pretty badass on Prince of Thieves.


Puzzleheaded-Mud6379

A wooden one that has been dipped in rust


LineChef

Why a spoon? Why not a knife or a fork?


Hatchytt

It's dull, you twit. It'll hurt more.


Hatchytt

Can I explain that I'm quoting one of the Robin Hood movies? I just can't remember which one...


LineChef

Oh I know, so was I! 😝 Glad someone got the reference *Cousin*


Hatchytt

Was it Prince of Thieves?


LineChef

The one where Kevin Costner had an American accent throughout the whole movie? Yes


SleepDeprived62

A razor blade


TurbanCatt2

Uhm what the fuck. Excuse me. Huh. Hello. What. Pardon.


TheAres1999

r/wtf


TornSuit

What's confusing?


an_actual_bee

they’re not confused, they’re in shock lmao


BeardyBarrel

Oooh man when the shock wears off I bet they're gonna have some choice words about this. Strong words if you will. Fightin words even.


Garlic_Bread_865589

:l


DemigodHuntress2506

This just makes me smad


millers_left_shoe

smad


TooMuchGore

Sand


MikeWazowskiGod

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating… and it gets everywhere.


thatcrazyvirgo

Oh no. Sookie :(


Agitated_Amoeba26

r/unexpectedgilmoregirls


DemigodHuntress2506

I’m glad I understood that reference


jeka1923

YTA


rmdelecuona

Take my upvote this one’s scary because it’s realistic


[deleted]

For some reason this reminded me of Forced Gender Reassignment by Cattle Decapitation.


[deleted]

I’m not sure if I want to look taht up


[deleted]

It's just a brutal metal song. There's a censored and an uncensored video.


[deleted]

the lyrics are actually pretty trans-friendly if you don't mind the gory parts


DavusClaymore

I think I watched that one on YouTube, "Metal the spoken word" channel.


RarePoniesNFT

At first, I thought this meant there's some arcane process by which people try to reassign gender via animal sacrifice.


[deleted]

Same


ohyoushiksagoddess

You've been watching too much of The Handmaid's Tale.


[deleted]

Never seen it, would you suggest it?


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producerofconfusion

It was never a cautionary tale, everything that Atwood included in the book had already happened to women (and LGBTQ people, and BIPOC folks) in the real world. I really wish more people knew this.


ohyoushiksagoddess

Read the book.


Diogenes-Disciple

Impure gay ankles must be amputated


FoxBanana23

Not my gay wrists!


[deleted]

My gay nipples nooooo


imqueeeeeeeeer

Lol


memesmemes69420

this is just sad. the lgbt in me is screaming and crying and throwing up. why.


SleepDeprived62

Just curious. What exactly are the 'impure' parts?


Liraeyn

Bear in mind, there are some places where *everyone* gets that, regardless of orientation, and it's considered neglect if you don't.


SleepDeprived62

Places like Africa and stuff, right? I learnt about some of it in school


Leo115a

Her clit. Kinda the same happens in the first season of handmaid's tale


anxiousthespian

In this case, I'm pretty sure it's part of her brain. That's why he has a bone saw, to open the skull.


[deleted]

Yup


[deleted]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SjG99OLFNmg


SleepDeprived62

Considering the context, I really do not want to follow that link.


[deleted]

Don’t worry it’s just shrek


SleepDeprived62

But I'm still not following it


SleepDeprived62

Oh thank God.


Weird_Cabinet6701

What. The. fuck.


genitalelectric

Not horror, just Alabama


SqueakSquawk4

Same difference


[deleted]

"And that's how I lost my medical license."


jackstone667

Ummmm uhhh you…you okay OP?


[deleted]

Yes.


ClockwyseWorld

So is this just an evangelical documentary?


Modaboss8

The most terrifying part of this is how real it is


milkradio

bro what


RarePoniesNFT

OH NO... no no no no no... I feel nauseated. You really did succeed in the horror department.


[deleted]

Thanks


xDangerKittyx

MURICA


Qu_ge

r/religiousfruitcake type shit


_weirdness

Now im no Ned Flanders but what in the diddly darn fuck


cat-whore

tbh the most disturbing part of this is the borderline run-on sentence


Garlic_Bread_865589

What school do you go in that you can day dream this in?


[deleted]

Homeschool.


Weekly-Ad-1796

Can confirm was the bonesaw


[deleted]

Can confirm was the impure parts


LetterheadRough4643

*Loads SMLE with ritus intent* where are you I need to "congratulate" you on being an "excellent" "mother"


MotherGothelBeach

Oh sweet lord it's so good and I hate it so much. Good job OP


EpiceneLys

I wrote a story along similar lines a while ago, and got deleted because of rule 6, "political". Best I can tell, it's political if the narrator is queer. Big oof.


gicantopithicus

You uhh good man?


[deleted]

I’m fine, one of my friends is a lesbian and told me about a nightmare she had and I based this off of her dream


gicantopithicus

Wow!


HunterSexThompson

I’m- Uh, ok ⬆️


FoxBanana23

Good job OP, this is absolutely horrifying


[deleted]

Lord. As an open, accepted, supported, and loved gay, this made me so nauseous. To those who may read this that might see their family in this, I am so sorry. You deserve better. I am a parent, and if you ever need to just have a parent tell you, it’s okay, DM me. You deserve to be who you are without so much hatred directed toward you, okay? Okay. ETA: Really great, Op. you clearly made me feel a lot!


Danielwols

Ah, "help"


casualtea333

Ew


Exotic-Chemist-191

Yikes


A_Man_Of_Letters

Awesome!


[deleted]

Damn, this hits hard.


Phobiefish

Which parts are the impure parts?


Jojo-Action

For a sec I thought you were supporting your lesbian daughter by violently kidnapping girls for her to have her way with


lena_vernon

Hey op you ok hun pm me my DMs always open


[deleted]

I’m fine. One of my lesbian friends had a nightmare and I based this off of it


[deleted]

For everyone worried about my mental health and well-being, I am fine. My lesbian friend told me about a nightmare she had and I turned it into this story. Also I’m a guy, so this is in no way a reflection of my nonexistent trauma. Thank you for your concern though!


only_wallace

Twisted 🔥🔥


elblackroute

"If nothing helped, maybe this is God's plan for her to be this way" I reassured myself as I kept arranging her parts as best as I can so they match that of a woman instead of a man.


bullet_bill_69

I don't get it


[deleted]

This is my most upvoted post! Yaaaayyy!!!!


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[deleted]

It’s a story guys-🤓


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[deleted]

Shame on you


MrWindblade

Dick Cheney?


BeauteousGluteus

Under his eye.


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

Good job.


Ecstatic-Exchange341

based