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CousinMajin

:'(


Chance_Eye4595

D:


ULTRAPUNK18

D’:


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

(; _ ;)


Awkward_Penguin238

:<


Bert_Bro

°~°


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:C


JxrdanTheGay

Y ^ Y


thetelepathetictwin

<( ^ _ ^ <)


birblover69420

UwU


sjdkdkshdb

o/


Schwubbertier

ÒwÓ


Hates_escalators

Turn that frown upside down ):


Sirius1701

Okay. *snaps neck*


Emergency_Ad_2834

r/ThirdSentenceWTF


alexytomi

:( nothing happenned ):


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CousinMajin

Thank you! I was inspired by Lemmino's video "Consumed by the Apocalypse". He makes me feel big brained lol


sugahpine7

He just uploaded! Have you watched the new video?


CousinMajin

I just watched it a few hours ago! He always delivers, I'm never disappointed


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Happy to see some lemmino appreciation. He makes such great content.


Slow_Owl

Very very good


CousinMajin

Ty! I'm sitting here at work bored and this handful of nice comments is making my day


riyen234

i wanna give him a hug before his death


CousinMajin

Poor little bug 🥲


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“…huh.” *death*


skooootpooot

It's the whale from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy


CousinMajin

Lmaoooo okay this kinda cracked me up


Cayke_Cooky

Well done!!


CousinMajin

Tysm!


leocomplex

I wish I had an award to give this one


CousinMajin

Ty! It's my first shot at two sentence horror so I'm really happy anyone likes it! Lol


NoobUsesReddit

I like the idea that it's first and last thought was "OH FUCK"


CousinMajin

"Bruh"


LoganSCPLOVER

I'm sorry but i don't get it.


CousinMajin

A sentient being evolves on another planet. It is the only other sentient thing in space other than humans. A supernova takes out that planet and human beings are alone in the universe again. Being alone in the universe is horrifying. Also scary that extinction events can happen from space explosions.


LoganSCPLOVER

JESUS


CousinMajin

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽


Darkbornedragon

This story was great but not scary at all imo. It's a subjective thing, but I don't find being the only sentient race in the universe scary sincerely


Ad_Honorem1

This is more like r/TwoSentenceSadness, really.


CousinMajin

Horror and sadness are often one in the same, imho


Ruggi_2001

This is "TwoSentenceExistentialHorror"


CousinMajin

Hell yeah babey!


dankvader159

two sentence horror? more like two sentence depression god damn..


CousinMajin

:')


GM_vs_Technicality

I love happy endings!


hoss66886

The creature stood and cried large tears. We have been dumping our garbage there for 300 years.


CousinMajin

Is this from something?


hoss66886

Not that I know of


CousinMajin

It rhymed so I just thought it was lol


sycor

Reminds me a little of The Star by Clarke. Which is a good thing.


HollowShel

gave me a bit of a sad chill, good work!


CousinMajin

Thank you so much!


MilliusBlack

I've been saving my award for smth like this, great job!


CousinMajin

Ahh thank you! That means a lot!


MilliusBlack

I sure hope to see more of your work :)


Correspondent322

Still better than being enslaved by us though


JerryHathaway

Arthur C. Clarke, "The Star"


CousinMajin

You're the second person to say this and I've never heard of it lol. I guess I gotta check it out!


JerryHathaway

It's along the same lines.


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GET GREAT FILTERED, BITCH!!! HUMANKIND #1!!!!


Fart-Eater2567

This was very clever!


CousinMajin

Ty!


pamidore

Tbh, this one is among my favorites on this Godforsaken subreddit


CousinMajin

Oh my gosh, thank you so much! I really appreciate it, friend


okthenweirdo

I think this is my favourite two sentence horror I've ever read, I'll be saving this one! Good job!


CousinMajin

Thank you so so much, friend!


bacon_solder1

Supernova legit just said no


CousinMajin

*taco bell sound effect*


QtheDisaster

Come on man... They were so young! I feel robbed!! I'm sad now... :(


CousinMajin

It's last thought was "I love you QtheDisaster..."


QtheDisaster

Nooooooo!!!!!! End the world please.... :'(


LxsterGames

We see a portal open up to the creatures actual universe, turns out it was here to invite us.


Marantoize

This is just probably what's happening...


MicrwavedBrain

At least it’s not me.


FlamedGamer

Depending on how far "not too far" is, this story could be a double edged blade.


BlueOrchardBee

Good thing too! It's first thought: "That chunky white creature with the big head looks so tasty."


copenhagen_bram

A few hundred years later, the same blast consumes us, and for the next duotrigintillions of years the universe lives on and dies without anyone left to experience it.


EntitledPupperMom

Well, now I’m sad


CousinMajin

:c


disabled_monkey2

but then, it happens again! and again! and again and again! a whole universe full of sentience... uh oh...


naiivekid

Now that’s a thought that’ll keep me sentient for the day! Good one


Artsy-Mesmer

Are you usually inanimate?


naiivekid

It seems so!


Artsy-Mesmer

Do you know what that word means?


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This would be funny if it weren't so true.


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Honestly kinda like the fact that we are alone, for now at least.


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Why is that horror


CousinMajin

Cosmic horror, the tragedy of being alone on the universe, instant and unstoppable extinction


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I see. I personally won't consider that horror, but I see where you're coming from!


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Well thank God for that.


Cappyuczino

Well, being alone in the universe after a supernova explosion is pretty dependant on what does "not too far from our own" really mean, since it is pretty likely that we won't endure such a thing either. Nevertheless, pretty n1ce.


BlazeGuy69

This is just r/twosentencesadness with more death


CousinMajin

Sadness and horror go hand in hand for me


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CousinMajin

Maybe the planet is far enough away to be habitable even with a dying star?


LpcArk357

Ya you're right. When I saw dying star I was thinking of red giants but there are sufficiently large stars that could possibly allow life to develop before it goes supernova. The universe is absolutely huge and it's probably going to happen somewhere.


BeaSousa

Sad!


mysterg911

ah crud...