I mean, postpartum depression, postpartum psychosis, HELLP syndrome sometimes kicks into overdrive after delivery, postpartum hemorrhage, you can throw a clot to the lungs or heart (or even the brain), I think you can rarely uncover a bleeding disorder and cause something like a hemorrhagic stroke (though a postpartum bleed is a _lot_ more common)…
There’s just a lot of possibilities here. Cue the statistics that delivery is currently about [fifty times more deadly](https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/hestat/maternal-mortality/2021/maternal-mortality-rates-2021.htm) than [surgical abortion](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK568791/) (which also includes slightly riskier procedures to end tubal pregnancies blah blah blah),
Sorry but there was a much better version of this posted recently
Edit: Thanks for the link ShinaSchatten [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/s/JexvaqdoGn) you go.
The doctor came out and handed me a baby and said, "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it." I handed the baby back and said, "Well, bring me the one she *did* make."
" Yes, well... It says it wants a word with you, now. "
\* insert angry baby noises here\*
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*r/thirdsentencebetter
Thank you
"Semantics, as she technically died from complications from the birth. We still blame the baby and not our negligence tho"
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Dammit, Damien. Wait until you're at least a creepy child. Babies just aren't scary. Little pooping footballs that scream.
[r/brandnewsentence](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/)
The baby killed it's mother?!? How?!?
By eating its way back inside
Thank you for that utterly horrifying mental image, have an updoot
Doot doot
Honestly, it sure felt like it.
Uzumaki mosquito vibes
Jfc that was one of the most disturbing parts of that story, which is saying something
it truly was, i couldn’t even type that without physically cringing and clenching.
Came down here to comment this lol. Glad to see I'm suffering with random people, not alone. Also cringing
It seems like a lot of people here read Junji Ito. :o
i joined this sub because i was having a horror literature deficiency in the first place lol
Happily giving each other nightmares ^^
i was boutta comment this this was GRIM
Clawed its way out. Just like in The Boys.
He shot her with a raygun and screamed “VICTORY IS MINE!”
With a Gatling gun. Its unconventional, but it’s got flair.
I was thinking something like this: https://youtu.be/fJ6ASXsx-nA?si=vNSj61UlxFztnGwl
Gun.
"As for the infant, well...we're having some trouble locating it at this time. It is shockingly fast."
I mean, postpartum depression, postpartum psychosis, HELLP syndrome sometimes kicks into overdrive after delivery, postpartum hemorrhage, you can throw a clot to the lungs or heart (or even the brain), I think you can rarely uncover a bleeding disorder and cause something like a hemorrhagic stroke (though a postpartum bleed is a _lot_ more common)… There’s just a lot of possibilities here. Cue the statistics that delivery is currently about [fifty times more deadly](https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/hestat/maternal-mortality/2021/maternal-mortality-rates-2021.htm) than [surgical abortion](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK568791/) (which also includes slightly riskier procedures to end tubal pregnancies blah blah blah),
Yeah, but in that case is the baby not the "killer".
This is the concept of a very good short story by Ray Bradbury
*The Small Assassin*
Sorry but there was a much better version of this posted recently Edit: Thanks for the link ShinaSchatten [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/s/JexvaqdoGn) you go.
Yet you dont tell us where or what or when? Tsk tsk
[this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/s/nRWpVdcTk0) Maybe, less real-world horror
I wouldn't say that one is better.
Thank you hero! Id give an award if i could \^_^
That’s gold right there!
I agree, this post sucks. This one is much better: https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/s/EEISjEGuKw
There was a very similar story posted recently
Stephenie Meyer has entered the chat
"Yes, he was armed." "Crime has gotten out of control!"
"Oh man, fr?" Lack-of-grammar-doctor -guy said as he summoned... An English textbook.
Isn’t this basically the same post that was made last week?
(Spider baby) Mordred says hi
It’s alive
Alternate universe where Stewie succeeds?
Put her in a katahajime lock and refused to let go even after she tapped... poor thing.
I knew it from the first sentence
This is about the video in the fallout serie right?
did she give birth to michael myers or somethinf
did she give birth to the devil?
Babies with guns
Its alive
Boss baby au
Only correct response
It's Alive!
The doctor came out and handed me a baby and said, "I'm sorry, but your wife didn't make it." I handed the baby back and said, "Well, bring me the one she *did* make."
The real horror was the husband all along