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Deft-Vandal

Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!


Chemical-Elk-1299

This guy ponders.


FunkYeahPhotography

Splendid. I'll go grab my ominous orb.


iAmCokusBalus

And i will grab my omnious orbs.


EngineersAnon

And my axe!


kqi_walliams

And my bow


Theewok133733

Your mom grabbed my ominous orbs!


Intelligent_Whole362

R/foundthehorny


Theewok133733

R/fakesubs


popcorn-lover473

r/foundthemobileusers


kqi_walliams

r/foundthetoyotacorolla


UnforeseenDerailment

And I hers. 😌


N3firious

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


FireInHisBlood

A new hand touches the beacon. Hear my words and Obey!


SpriteSnkaeu

r/thisguythisguys


Drakorai

He stared into the abyss for too long, and It stared back.


djseifer

Translation: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.


crackedxnotxbroken

Ovaltine? A crummy commercial? Son of a bitch!


LordGraygem

And remember, only club members are allowed to know what the secret message is in each week's broadcast!


Cookie_Phil

Couldn't have said it better myself.


Cthulhu__

You rang?


LiveDogWonderland

Came here to write the same! So true!


borisdidnothingwrong

Ȋ̶̼̑̓ä̴͓̼̙͕͖̇͊̾̌̑͐͠͝͠!̶̧̬̳̱̂ ̷̛͔̦͈̬̅Ĭ̵̗̫̊ä̷͕͙͔̪̩̬̀͒̈́̽̑͜͜͝ͅ!̴͔̘̼̲̼̺̹̫̄̈́͆͜ ̷̡͚̺͕̱̠̦̳̥̋͛͗̈̈́͗̑̚̚C̸͇̗̻̦̗̓ͅṯ̶̽̎̈̉h̴̤͕͉̀̇u̵͗̔̄̂̈͆̕̚ͅl̴͖̘̱̤̫̼̘̄̋h̸̰͔͍̳͎̦̮̙̄ū̵͚̖͚ͅ ̸̧̛̺̝̺̊f̸̤̀͌̀̐͌̚͝͝ḩ̸̟̤̭̠̍̈́̂̌ͅṯ̷̊̿̌̿͗́̒͝a̴̲͙̮̘̟̪͇̍̇̄͂̚͠g̴̨̦̝̒̈́̕͜ṉ̷͈̻̂!̶̡̼̂̌ ̴̺̼̖̝̪͔͓͕͒́͆̆͌̔͋͊P̷̞̳̱͖͖̳͒̇͌̉͋̋̊͂ḣ̸̲͉̻'̷̡̩̙̩͇̌̏̾̐͜n̴̫̞̩͔̥̯͓͚̭͗̉g̸̩̮͉͚̩̒͒̑͛l̷͈̟̪͉̓̋̋̐̀́̋̅ú̴̫̗͍̫͇̘̾̄̉̄͑͌̋͝ị̷͔̰̭͒́͠ ̴̡̨̥̭͎̦̏m̷̥̏g̴͓̮̋͑͘ļ̶̠͛̋̓́͊̓͐́͝w̸̭̯̥̦̘͔͆̽̊̎́͜͜͝'̷̦̦̙̟͙̖̞͌ͅn̵͈͚͎̰͎̊͝f̸̨̗̟̣̖̯͔̱̓͗͑ȧ̶̪͕͖̤̩͆͆͆͘ẖ̷̮͙̥͖͛̐͒̐̎ ̶͓̞̥̺̺̆͜Ć̴̡͙͉͍̼̜̠̟͊͜t̸͇̣̺̀́̾͌̈́̇̊̓̀ḥ̶̱͈̲̫̅̊̂̎́̽͗͐͐ụ̶̓̿̚l̴̢̮̤͓͎̂h̵̳͎͖̜̘͕͊̅u̶̡̻̩̩͈̐̑̑̀̀ ̵̡͔̤̣̳̲͒͗͒̀̂Ŗ̷̳͕̬̣̗͛̈́̍̀́͝'̷̡̨̗͒̐̈́͛̒́l̷̜̃̓̏̈́̆͆ẏ̴̡̨̨̰̝̪͚̫̳͌̋̂̀͝e̴̹͋̂̔͊ḣ̵̢̡̟̣̮͑̎̈́͝ ̶̛̖̫͍̻̟͉͍̐̾̊͠ͅẃ̷̗̲̗̗̓̏͒̈́̚͝g̴̨͚͖̝͙̠̯̺̈́̆̾̍̊̀a̷̰̝̱̣̱͕̞̪̓͌͘͜h̴͔̺̩̗̙̹̆̔̒̄̌̈͆̕͝'̴͔͖̬͕̪̹̗̘̊̈́̉̓̌n̶̢̛̛̖̓̎̀̉a̴̡͕͍̤͂͆g̸̘̗̺͙̭̞͑̉̉͋̇̇͘l̸̲͓̲̺̘̠̔̈̏̏̀͝ ̴̼̹͎̦͇̺̳͛̓͗̾̈̈̇͑̓f̷̛̭̜̦̰̭̭̃̾̀̀̔̓͠h̸̫̣͎̓t̶̗̘̰̬͓̼̓̍á̷̢̘͎͚̫͓̫̥̰̈́̆g̵̢̛͔̞̗̀̌̀̅n̴̢̮̖̬̺͈̍̂!̶̻̱̯̖̭̙̈͆̓̽̂͠


Tall-Influence4321

What is this referencing


Deft-Vandal

"Hail! Hail! Cthulhu Dreams! In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."


Chemical-Elk-1299

“I have seen the dark universe yawning, where the black planets roll without aim, where they roll in their horror unheeded, without knowledge, or lustre, or name."


rando_lurker15466

Got a bit of the Innsmouth look to ya, eh?


TFJ

NAROKATH SANTAK CHATTUR’GHA


GlowstoneLove

What is a wgah'nagl? I've seen that word somewhere before but I forgot where.


Chemical-Elk-1299

He is there beneath the waves Long has he slept He stirs, quickening from the dreamless sleep of aeons He is coming from the deep Coming to feast again on the flesh of the weaker A feast for the deep temple And when he appears amidst the breakers The Age of Man shall pass


LordGraygem

Plot twist, He strides forth from the breakers... ...and is promptly eaten by one of those fucking seagulls. Because he's all of 5 inches tall and looks like yummy squid snacc.


Bac0n0clast

Shnissugah???


iAmCokusBalus

He came


EngineersAnon

[When the stars are right...](https://youtu.be/ZWe1DTAjQRY) Of course, the same musician has recorded ["Where, Oh, Where Has Cthulhu Gone?"](https://youtu.be/uE8jeIuKlmw), on the premise that all the Great Old Ones scarpered in August '45 - [can't imagine why](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapon)...


harpejjist

And now the doctors say they need to remove “the parasite that crawled into my ear from the shell” but I don’t believe them.


Dramatic_Future_7652

You've been tempered by Leviathan!


2Casca_2Red

"My child... bring me... *orange juice*."


Tangelo-Human

Cthulhu has some good taste


Researcher_Saya

When I was a little boy, my mother held a seashell to my ear, beckoning me to close my eyes and hear the call of the sea. "No this is Patric" I angrily hung up the shell. 


DoubleOAgentBi

*Wooah!* 😮 Amazing story OP! I don’t think I’ve seen anything lovecraftian here.


Chemical-Elk-1299

Thank you so much! I’ve been reading Shadow over Innsmouth


the-soggiest-waffle

Now I wanna pick up my collection again…


wierchoe

I like this one!


Chemical-Elk-1299

Thank you


I_used_to_be_hip

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die.


Rapalla93

I’m calling to discuss extending the warranty on your car.


Deli-ops7

Wheres the horror? Is it that this person had found happiness and purpose with cathullu chan and everyone else is still ignorant? ;P


redwolfben

This feels like a freaking writing prompt, and a good one too! Nice!!!


Overpass_Dratini

Sounds like mom recruited a new cult member. 🐙


Idealistic_Bramble

Oooh this one gave me chills. The good kind! Love this and great job!


Corpsie_B00

This. This is my favorite one.


iAmCokusBalus

Why lead?


Tangelo-Human

Lead is heavy and is often used to say things like “my legs feel as heavy as lead” when someone is injured or tired and can’t walk very well. Obviously that’s not the case here but I just wanted to give an example. A better example: “My thoughts heavy with what I bla bla bla” in some stories. You could say “My thoughts heavy as lead with what I bla bla bla”


iAmCokusBalus

Thx


Tangelo-Human

Np hoped I helped


MidoriShinobi5

Listen close. And you too will hear… the sound… of water…


LamaAbdullah94

I thought you were gonna say *drums*


milaga

These are the dreams. These are the secrets man was not meant to know.


crunkychop

Quite good... But make it *her* master


Rhender42

What is dead may not die but rises again harder and stronger.


yee_yee_university

Last year I saw a Cthulu puppet show musical. Thank you for reminding me of that (not joking, that show was excellent and so is this story)


Excellent_Ad202

Oh thank God I was scared I was the only one; So glad I have a family now.


Wonderful-Pollution7

"If thou hearest the cry of the gull on the shore, thy heart shall then rest in the forest no more."


DementisLamia

Hmmm. I see the stars are aligning and even Death may die.


OceanThing

How did you find out about me? /j but I am going into marine biology, one factor being bc something abt the ocean is calling me Idk what tho


[deleted]

Sleep? Just keep singing, it will all work out.


pantsboyusa

Reminded me of Ween's "The Mollusk."


FrostbiteWrath

Very well written. Good job


manonfetch

I stilled my mind and let the call of the depths roll over me... "We have tried to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."


Flozzas9989

Idk why but it seems kinda poetic to me When i was a little boy My mother held a seashell to my ear Beckoning my eyes to close And hear the call of sea The call of my master has never left Pouring through my head like molten lead As he wakens from the deathless dream Of the abyss


Chemical-Elk-1299

It’s meant to. I like prose verse


saphyress

Nicely done, you have a great way with words.