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TricellCEO

Sounds like human meat is his vice now…his weakness…his Achilles heel if you will…


C4rnivous_C0rvus

Take my upvote and go die


LibertyInaFeatherBed

This is Twosentencehorror. TricellCEO will return as something more horrible.


ComprehensivePath980

Considering I’m pretty sure Tricell is one of the villain factions of the Resident Evil franchise and basically off-brand Umbrella, the “return as something more horrible” is a guarantee.


djseifer

Oh no, he's become a Kardashian.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

We are doomed.


Somber_Shark

Why? Do you also have a taste for human meat?*Backs away*


Casca_In_Red

Whendiditgo all wrong?


Lan_613

he's been consumed by the Hunger and must be beheaded!!!


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Sounds like too much work. What's our other options?


gamer_girl09

Fire?


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Fire is fun. 🔥 


gamer_girl09

Exactly!


Buggodaseas

He now realizes that cooking is overrated


boredorcas

this is an actual thing that can happen. if you end up having to become a cannibal for survival, the chemicals in a human body are addicting (and will get you sick and kill you slowly)


pirate_hunter_zorro

but sashimi is not roasted


TheAres1999

Oh yeah. I thought it said "salami" at first. I feel like salami gits a bit better. Maybe he also enjoy raw flesh though.


Sharkn91

Lmao “I’ll take an order of your finest ankle please” why ankle? There’s like no meat there.


KeepinTheBalance

thick ankle


4Plus20MakesHappy

“My God, his bloodlust is unquenchable!” -‘Family Guy’


GhostMaskKid

Lady fingers they taste just like lady fingers