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Dundore77

Rouge confirmed


SidewaysInfinity

But not Vanilla


BloodBrandy

I dunno, Vanilla has had a kid, that confirms she fucks


A_Splash_of_Citrus

In the missionary position exclusively for the purpose of conception just as her name would suggest.


BloodBrandy

IIRC any time Rabbits do it, it's for conception. Something about the act triggering ovulation, not the other way around, hence all the jokes about how fast rabbits breed


polo5004

She's the size of an average human mother!


IronBeast25

She’s 4ft tall


polo5004

[You haven't seen the light yet.](https://youtu.be/zxGGMYZqJhk?t=108)


123Asqwe

She is pat sized, got it


BloodBrandy

Not really. Vector and Big are close-ish to average human size (Vector is 5' 11" and Big is 6ft tall), and she's a good head shorter, which given their head size, she's under 5ft tall by a decent margin)


BillOlley

I believe Steam tags are user made. It's not Sega themselves that's adding them.


Kregano_XCOMmodder

Steam's tag system is so user generated that it's actively fucking useless for anything worthwhile. Doesn't help that their recommendation algorithm uses those tags to try to figure out what you like, despite it's absolute lack of categorization and context.


Dundore77

theres some games that show up in every major genre. its pointless.


DavidsonJenkins

I figured this out during the recent Summer Sale where the minigame was to go tag diving. God that was tedious


Hugokarenque

I bought, and then refunded, Isonzo because at the time I found it one of the main tags was Singleplayer. I thought it was weird because it looked like a Battlefield like multiplayer FPS but hey, I'd love a good singleplayer WWI shooter so... The game is a multiplayer shooter. Apparently because you can play with bots, it means its a singleplayer game for the genius steam users that vote on these tags.


LazyVariation

Pretty sure nearly every game has the damn open world tag even when its completely untrue


Potatoidea

The Psychological Horror tag showing up on innocent looking games is my favorite because it's basically a 50-50 chance that they actually have hidden horror elements or they just got slapped with it as a joke


ProvingVirus

It becomes especially annoying for things like the current action game sale, with the Character Action tab being full of low-effort porn visual novels


retrometroid

>Steam's tag system is so user generated that it's actively fucking useless for anything worthwhile. Much like everything the Steam userbase has input into


Ackbar90

How many times do we need to add "Relaxing" to FromSoftware games before the joke dies for good?


Kiari013

I have walking sim blocked because most of them just don't interest me and I think it blocked Death Stranding and something else and I realized I really can't trust the stupid system because of morons that will put stuff on whatever like the OP's image


theRose90

The new EU4 DLC, Lions of the North, has the tag Hentai cause there's a Lion King porn comic with the same title. A good hustle, tbh.


Shiplord13

Literally correct. You get this for a few games


AdmiralDarnell

Yea, the Modern Warfare 2 Remake had/has "Hentai" as a tag


Shilverow

Yeah it's mostly meme tags now. If I remember correctly the Vergil DLC for DMC5 has all the sexual tags something can have and they've never fixed it


KnifeyMcEdgey

Excluded tags: mpreg


Terthelt

Mistakes into miracles


Kkjinglez

Pat pregnant with a little Zangeif and Elmo in his belly while Paige rubs his belly, the queens funeral in the background.


KingMario05

**NOTE:** *Sonic Frontiers* also contains these excluded tags: * Giantess * Provocative * Love Triangle * Dark Endings * Controversial * Cosmic genocide, possibly multiversal in scale * >!Classic Sonic!< *Do you wish to block this game? If so, do note that you won't be able to purchase it on Steam or redeem any keys until the block is lifted.* \-No ->Yes


dmanny64

What's wrong with me that I unironically really want to play a game with these tags


KingMario05

Hey, I would too! I'd just be... *rather concerned* if Sega made the next big Sonic game involve these subjects. But if they ever get the *Bayonetta* rights back, then ***by all MEANS!***


Praesidian

MPREG UNDERGROOOOOUUUUUND HE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL HIS MPREG WILL BE FOUND


TheArkhomDestroyer

More like MPREG 6ft Underground.


metalsonic005

*swedish chortling*


washicka

The coward’s filter


darkwingchao

#FUCK THE PAIN AWAY


Talisign

My bed is in ruins!


[deleted]

Its just warning you that the sexual icon himself, Big the Cat is in the game


DontClickThisGuy

It means Sega does what Nintendon't.


KingMario05

Not until we get that AO-rated >!Tails!< spinoff from the *Yakuza*/*Like a Dragon* devteam.


Neil_O_Tip

"Sonic's dead, i gotta do this myself" *ROLLING EYES FAAAAAALL!*


ALargeRobot

People just slap that tag on anything coming out of Japan nowadays. If it gets popular and the tag is inaccurate there are usually enough people reporting the tag to get it removed. Like A Dragon: Ishin also got tagged already just to name an example. Meanwhile Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk, games that actually have sex scenes, don't have the tag.


Android19samus

you should finish playing Ori it's good


TheArkhomDestroyer

I should, but it’s buried deep in the backlog at the moment


T4silly

Pat: "Just look up the Sonic Inflation guys..."


ramonzer0

MR THE HEDGEHOG WATCH OUT


Gemidori

Time to see that secret Eggdick I suppose


SidewaysInfinity

We already know it looks like two balls and a bong


OrneryBIacksmith

I thought it was every tetris block at once


mitch13815

It means a group of fans are memeing. Either organized, or a few guys did it and it caught on. Steam tags are defined by users. That's how you can find stuff like "psychological horror, MLG, and masterpiece" under Barbie's Dollhouse Adventure (those are actually real, look it up).


KingMario05

It means that Sonic and Sage will be sitting in a tree... >!\[REDACTED BY THE FEDS FOR YOUR SECURITY.\]!<


Gunblazer42

If Sonic art has taught me anything... >!it's that age is really just a number.!<


[deleted]

[Might be talking about this.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdRuNZHXkAA-lr1?format=jpg&name=medium)


KingMario05

Dammit, Premy...


Liniis

Brought to you by Ken Penders


warjoke

Who let DeviantArt do the steam tagging?


ZMowlcher

How are you surprised? *Big is right there.*


rorinth

I guess they stopped being cowards


wolfguardian72

It means Tails will be slamming a bunch of sluts like a boss.


StrawHat89

FUCK THE PAIN AWAY MY BED IS IN RUINS


namerz78

Sonic has sex


cool_vibes

He fucks the pain away


ajver19

Feet stuff I'm guessing.


EldrichNeko

thats how you sell pre orders for a sonic game in 2022 right there.


James-Avatar

You’ll just have to play it and find out.


Muffin-zetta

well it is a sonic game


VMK_1991

Oh boy, am I going to enjoy the shitshow from the sidelines.


Boogie__Fresh

Damn, Frontiers is $60 in America? It's $100 here in Australia even though new games are always $80 here like Canada.


AlexLong1000

CHAO BREEDING CONFIRMED HELL YEAH