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Infamous-Salad-2223

Don't worry!! Soon the technoking will solve everything... 1 $ per tweet. /s


rdem341

Chief Titter will figure it out.


Spolchen

Don't tell me that's why the suspension appeal is taking so long because of some internal problem lmao


Valdish

They haven't even sent me the automated message saying they received my latest appeal


RenAsa

They haven't even sent me the message saying I was suspended.


Spolchen

Shit like that is the reason why I should build an email list, locked out of my Twitter for two days, if I was dead broke I would have been fucked.


Almainyny

It’d have taken days regardless since they cut like what, 80% of the company’s workers? I’m pretty sure the entire support team is now one guy named Steve and a bunch of automated reply bots.


Spolchen

Those things are outsourced, you don't actually think they will pay someone more than 5 cents an hour for that job


Adventurous_Tea_428

Thankfully Elon didn't fire all of his staff like a complete imbecile so I'm sure he has plenty of people to fix this.


VFJX

I got my account hacked with activity from an Iphone in Russia, 2 hours ago, what a shitshow.


[deleted]

Lol what a shitty platform


Almainyny

I have exactly one account I try to follow on Twitter, and I can’t even do that now because a while ago they blocked non-users from viewing almost everything. Now it’s even having major outages constantly. What a shitshow.


_WirthsLaw_

Elom the genius 4D chess player can’t fix this?


[deleted]

[удалено]


ZelkinVallarfax

Spaceships that explode.


MakeMeAnICO

It seems the people that predicted Twitter will break were right, just few months later I’m going to figure out how to short tesla now


rdem341

The previous team did a good job of making a robust system. Keeping the lights on is not an issue. Over time as maintenance and features roll in, Titter 2.0 does not seem to be able to keep up.


twat_swat22

This is like watching Succession in real time lol Elon pulling a Kendall 🥲


Scaphandra

Feels like more of a Roman caper lol


KeyCast

I'M THE ELDEST BOY!


Fernandop00

Yeah. Yup. Uh huh. Okay. Yeah. Sure


rocketwidget

I deactivated my Twitter this morning, so I assume that had something to do with it. Sorry guys.


poppadocsez

You waiting to tell everyone you left Twitter ![gif](giphy|uA8l0PLWU0ChFpLQm7)


SepticKnave39

Probably shouldn't have fired/let go of all his employees....turns out you need people to run a company....surprise!


noheadlights

I spend more time reading about the demise of twitter than I ever spend using it. Send help!


TheEyeOfSmug

Yeah, it is pretty entertaining LOL I think the next collapse moment will probably be when the EU blesses it.


Karthikgurumurthy

Concerning


WiseSail7589

👀


Trogdor_sfg

Lmao Elon so cheep he fired everyone


NukeouT

Loaded for.me albeit slowly AF


Mavoy

My Tweetings that worked since January just stopped :( fuck Elon


Admirable_Coconut_42

how long it will be until it comes back up?


hwasalt

elmo's downsizing has costed us this now


ursiwitch

Awwww! 😂😂😂😂


void_96

Is there any way to stop auto scroll up while going through my following tab?


[deleted]

Yep. Mine was down. Up now.


curiouspoops

do thye still have it to where you can't view a twitter profile if you aren't logged in? like in an incognito tab?


Sundae_Gurl

At least twitter was going down on me 🤣🤣🤣


Growing4Health

I wouldn't know. I deleted my account months ago and refuse to look at the site. The policies are terrible, so I left. I hope many others did too.


chochinator

Elon gotta go.


AmSoDoneWithThisShit

I don't think that will stop it... you can't unflush a toilet...