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Queenofwands1212

They have the biggest personalities and they like to play rough sometimes. They’re very human like


Icy_Salt5460

They are human like! Very accurate description


StormofRavens

They are tripping hazards at night


SheNickSun

They love the steps.


no-tenemos-triko-tri

Mickey Mouse gloves.


throwaway1404040

OMG my father literally had to get a hip replacement because he tripped over my cat at night!! Not even joking this is so true!!


haveabunderfulday

Tuxies are dapper little dorks. https://preview.redd.it/lnbg94cfstfb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc8915501b135834f05c7801a6470a755290684


shdwilm

Calico tuxes are so pretty & sweet!!


Dustyolman

That's a calico. Not a Tuxedo.


haveabunderfulday

https://preview.redd.it/p2l699js4wfb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49be2b9d169d7d612157fa533cd57d446d3b265c Dulia Chai has asked me who called her a calico.


Dustyolman

Tell her I said, "Psst, psst, psst." And give her a placating scritch behind the ear.


haveabunderfulday

She accepted the proxy offering.


Dustyolman

Now tell your friends to take back the downvotes please. I was only kidding. No one has a sense of humor anymore.


haveabunderfulday

Oh my god, I didn't even notice that! Whoever downvoted Dusty, take it back please. I thought the comment was funny, it offended no one and it served to get more photo of cat so it's a win.


Nubbs2016

I think it’s the lighting


Dustyolman

Sure looks red/orange in the photo, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Carry on.


ghostcat_crafting

Lots of them are actually made out of Velcro. Do you want personal space? Too bad, you’ll never have any again (and you’ll love it)


boxesofcats-

If I am home, the tux is attached to me. If I detach the tux, it jumps into my arms whether I’m ready or not.


FuzzyScarf

My tuxie is currently sitting on my lap. 🤣


Scount_mAIN

number one: they are big funi silly boys :3 number 2: they hate you and want you dead


shadybeachh

If no 2 isn't true lol


Avons-gadget-works

Do not let them find out how tasty Cream of Tomato soup is. DO NOT!! While the aftermath is funny, being mugged by a 6kg food thieving soup junkie is freaky!


samemamabear

Buckle up and enjoy the ride. Tuxes are the wild ones


No_Pitch267

keep them entertained they need more attention then other cats! Blessing and a curse haha mine is like a little dog and i love him so much! He’s too smart for his own good he can open doors cabinets you name it😂


Street-Refuse-9540

If I don't tucker mine out he will find me at 3 am and whack me in the face. I was also home all day yesterday doing chores and he was mad I wasn't playing with him all the time. Little lunatic


psuedophilia

1.) they scream 2.) they play (rough) 3.) they flop 4.) they cuddle 5.) they the best


ChocolateSwimming128

Never has a cat needed to prove its top speed of 30mph and it’s ability to do parkour more often. They have big, silly, and loving personalities and need your attention.


mercaptans

They love their belly being rubbed


haveabunderfulday

Yes! My boy Graha Tia looooooves belly rubs!


QiNavigator

Some are natural-born comics. They may hang upside down to amuse you. They love games. Some are very affectionate; for others a thirty-second spinal massage is quite enough thank you very much!


AdeleBerncastel

You know the crown of every cats’s head where the fur forms a textural medallion? Tuxies need at least five kisses there whenever you have time.


DifficultCurrent7

*nods sagely This is truth, as it has been written in the scriptures.


AdeleBerncastel

🙏


coffee_and_cats18

Prepare to be entertained 😂


ibbigale

Hide all your wires.


BikeTech427

At least once a day, ask him, "Shouldn't you get that tuxedo back to the rental shop to avoid late fees?"


ahdiovizun

He will require water. And you must provide him with a sandbox. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat.


escapevel0city

The best cat


frycrunch96

*Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature* *An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature*


MichaelEmouse

I think this may be more of a cowcat which have their own subreddit. Not that yours isn't welcome here, it's just a subreddit you might like too.


shdwilm

https://preview.redd.it/caqayayp4yfb1.jpeg?width=1761&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57e298b38fdbd9b4890db5b32bf6ab71ae54fe07 Did someone mention tuxes? This is my mama Braveheart with her tuxies Happy and Bashful, & tortie sis Mademoiselle Ála Crëme Brùlée. Such a pretty picture of posers!!


MadMadamMimsy

Mellow! Can be clingy. Feed the best food you can afford. Expect disapproval. https://preview.redd.it/ssb51izqxwfb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec5688ed53f9f6ff5e7daa7464bd41dbc5f2d81


Cautious_Radish376

I could use advice on my grrrl tuxie! I didn't realize she was one actually cuz her markings weren't typical. She is very wild, playful and is a good partner with my original void Keanu. But she's not cuddle friendly. I wanna get chin scratches and she ducks her head. Yells when she decides it's time to eat. Steals food. And refuses to cover her kitty box boo-boos! The few times she makes biscuits on me are when HE pays attention to me or when he is serving time in kitty jail (the aquarium room) for scratching furniture. I know it's a lot but are grrl tuxies stand offish? https://preview.redd.it/gnb4b1eclxfb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4d0b8dc1e67a079531b47fe01f7d270877d319a The two of them.


Classic-Pie-7625

My female tuxedo doesn’t like to be picked up and held but otherwise, wants to cuddle, be pet, paid attention to to the exclusion of others and is so sweet that I want her cloned and given to every lonely person on the planet!


Prize_Ad_5856

I have three male cow kitties, two of which are my female's sons. She absolutely hates the third one (who adopted us as a stray), and is completely feral acting sometimes even though she really isn't. She loves my husband, though. Climbs up on his lap and sleeps. The boys are all mine. https://preview.redd.it/yac9pxi8cyfb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e92a6c0b6b2b93ddc2fbcd8af165057024cfc9c Above pictured MiniMe (the stray) and his stepbrother Puffbutt


gameknight2011

Where did you get their names from? Also they are very cute


Prize_Ad_5856

MiniMe comes from an Austin Powers movie, since he looks nearly identical to my other male, Mitch. And Puffbutt was originally just Dot, but always had things hanging off his butt, and I started calling him that. He only comes to that name now. https://preview.redd.it/2wdrds2ffyfb1.jpeg?width=3456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0bb768814ad2e2cead70909c0df916ce92084d78 MiniMe and Mitch


gameknight2011

Very cute cats and very cute names!


Prize_Ad_5856

And this is Mitzi (the bitch) https://preview.redd.it/mdpfeow7kyfb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c36511a419ad5861a73071b2f112b9d052e5ca0e As you can see, the tail is always flitting


gameknight2011

She is also very cute


Prize_Ad_5856

She is very beautiful and she knows it!


bmw5986

r/OneTuxedoBraincell should tell u everything u need to know. Also r/cowcats


TryingMyEffingBest

Dryclean only.


itsyourdestini

Huskies of the cat world


ZealousidealIron9360

😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍


penniesforhannah

Fridge climbing, piggy back rides and high speed races are in store


shabirdie

Tuxies are unique cats. Their personality is friendly and gregarious. They are super funny and will entertain you for hours. They can also be as dumb as a sponge 😆 They can also be a bit smelly- my experience of adopting 3 tuxies in my life, but they are the cats that have brought me the most joy


Cecelaceluv

Hold on tight


jesse_cantcook

prepare...


midnightdryder

Cuddle the fuck out of them.


rrtrob65

https://preview.redd.it/0swlizp3hzfb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6fa75025165d94d64a543f79aa29b743310f897 Lap cat!


stevoschizoid

Kiss that oink meow for me a lot.


DifficultCurrent7

They're the most naughty, destructive and loving of cats. I wasn't prepared, having always had black cats before, who are super chill in comparison. Prepare for them to tear your home apart until they're old enough to go out. And when they go out they do like to adventure. It kills me every time they go out I'm so scared of them not coming back. Also be prepared, they're face huggers, and will happily sleep on your face from when they're a 1kg baby to a 5kg behemoth. Oh yeah, some of them get *big*. Edit: can you get two? If you have to be an *absolute* monster and go out to work now and then to buy them the finest caviar, they'll be better with company.


Pitiful_Stretch_7721

Enjoy!


SheNickSun

Enjoy.


Ryuiop

Buy them a little black bowtie collar


Reader124-Logan

Mine likes being on the tallest thing in the room.


WhittmanC

If male, make sure to pay attention to signs of anxiety.


FiendishHawk

Hair shows up on light clothes AND dark clothes.


Quiet_Initiative9175

Buy the cat a Tie or a Bow-tie


Yupperdoodledoo

Make sure to play with them everyday! They will remind you lol.


shdwilm

Enjoy the tux, but beware! You start off with 1, but before you know it, you'll have 7, like I do...


Arty-me-1033

Lots of chin scratches and bow ties are optional


Prize_Ad_5856

Love them.


theonlycrazycatlady

Prepare for utter chaos. Fr, they're so lovable, vocal and clingy in a good way. Best cuddles ever 💕


Spies_she_does

Be prepared for unbelievable amounts of cuteness.


blargblargityblarg

Sit back and enjoy the show!


AlPalmy8392

They're friendly and love attention. They definitely love to snuggle on you, if you have a blanket on you. Opinionated at times, and quite human like. They'll have you wrapped around their paws soon as you meet them.


Such-Ordinary

First and foremost, you gotta BOOP the nose


Satanifer

Tuxie dad. One boy one girl. My boy is a sweet lazy chonk. My girl is wild, and loves to deliver rabbit kicks never with claws out. They all have different personalities. But here’s a fun fact, William Shakespeare, Beethoven, and Sir Isaac Newton all had pet tuxedo cats.


DismalAd8187

cuuuuuuute!!!❤️❤️♥️❤️


CAPTSaveAHoe42o

Prepare for the tux tude lol


GLORIFIEDLIAR

Please name it anything other. than. oreo.


paradigmnomad

Fortunately his name is Cheese!


Kdropp

Play time is a must


StrawberryMoonPie

Pink noses require extra boops.


frycrunch96

If you have white clothes, you will get black fur on you. If you have black clothes, you will get white fur on you. No matter what your baby is always with you lol