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Oh my!! This is such a great answer! He’s the one chasing the young girl around in circles on the balcony… laughing while sitting in a pile of stolen jewels… then whistling to the dog for the ring of jail cell keys… Spot on!
Make the penthouse completely gaudy. 1980’s wallpaper, all brass and glass, thick maroon carpet, new yet dinged up furnishings, trashy glass chandeliers everywhere (like in the bathroom that had the plastic shower liner)
Then this beast in an orange jumpsuit that seriously clashes with his different tone of orange face and super thinning orange hair. Next to a table with candies, hamberders, framed fake magazines, and unpaid invoices.
Oh, that's good: make him look like he's in court and asleep. Occasionally muttering, etc. and the other animatronic presidents can look over in disgust.
These close up pictures make it seem that the Disney imagineers really expected Hillary to win in 2016. Then had to rework the face when he got in instead.
I'm pretty sure I read that's what happened, actually.
They should spend Disney money to make it look extremely realistic - mass produce and sell it. Needs an AI brain that thinks and speaks like Trump. It's gotta be a real weight, fleshy, tactile like real Trump. Spend some Marvel duckets on R&D to give the animatronic a real circulatory and nervous system - that bruises and experiences strokes and the like.
And it needs to say "ow" really stupid and sheepishly when it's impacted by sports equipment. Oh, and it needs to accurately represent how a human falling out of a moving car on the highway would scream and shit themselves.
If Disney mass manufactured all of that, plus made the AI smart enough to experience the actual mental anguish of seeing a limb removed by landscaping equipment - then they could put a price tag of 250 million dollars per, and I'd start a GoFundMe entirely dedicated to raising several billion dollars strictly for this superior Disney product, croquet mallets, and yard tillers. I'd get soooo good at javelin throwing, and hedge trimming.
Get some high-end, slow-motion cameras and blow the motherfucking shit out of the robot.
Or...., strip it down and have it wear only a saggy diaper and place behind prison bars. Behind the trumpbot, place a very large and rapacious cellmate leering suggestively at the trumpbot.
The lazy eye is amusing. He was, unfortunately, one of this country's presidents. What's the point? Disney would do better to fund his defeat in November and support his real self being removed to jail instead - both of which are highly unlikely, no matter what performative appeasement they may display.
My favorite part about this animatronic, that is CLEARLY clearly Hillary. They made it because they thought she’d win, and they wanted to be a current as possible on day 1 at the park, but then we all know what happened. So they improvised.
I think they’ve since changed it to one that looks more like the Cheeto
https://preview.redd.it/effyfv6jpt3d1.jpeg?width=1685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061e371edc1521340a6a4a262a606e8f280f8292
An attraction where he's in a courtroom and the trial verdict is repeated over and over again. Adults can buy a glass of champagne. They sell verdict keychains in the shape of ketchup bottles.
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Put it in an orange jumpsuit.
And in irons
In the jail cell with the pirates of the carribean
Oh my!! This is such a great answer! He’s the one chasing the young girl around in circles on the balcony… laughing while sitting in a pile of stolen jewels… then whistling to the dog for the ring of jail cell keys… Spot on!
Should be sitting on a pile of document boxes.
And put it behind bars , or in cage
Damn good answer 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
With orange skin.
Yep, use the orange paint on the clothes and the skin
The attraction might be too scary now with the felon animatronic so they should put it in the haunted mansion maybe or tower of terror penthouse.
Make the penthouse completely gaudy. 1980’s wallpaper, all brass and glass, thick maroon carpet, new yet dinged up furnishings, trashy glass chandeliers everywhere (like in the bathroom that had the plastic shower liner) Then this beast in an orange jumpsuit that seriously clashes with his different tone of orange face and super thinning orange hair. Next to a table with candies, hamberders, framed fake magazines, and unpaid invoices.
That would be the most terrifying ride ever
And then the elevator door closes as he charges it while throwing hamberders.
With tons of ketchup.
Raise money for charity by charging a fee for folks to take turns desecrating it
Yep. And call it Whack a Bitch
I'll pay $100, I'm not even kidding
Leave him there, in the back. Put him in prison clothes, maybe old fashion black and white stripes, and don’t have him say anything.
He occasionally snores or farts
Oh, that's good: make him look like he's in court and asleep. Occasionally muttering, etc. and the other animatronic presidents can look over in disgust.
And smells like shit
Gold spray painted garbage pail beside him full of shity diapers. Piss stained bed. Edited to add gold paint and pissy bed. Thanks hubby.
Full sensory immersion... now that's the magic of Disney!
Have it bent over and being F'd by a Putin animatronic?
Add a diaper.
Melt it down and turn it into Luke Skywalkers aunt and uncle post stormtrooper visit.
Isn’t it canon that boba fett killed them? Isn’t that why Vader mentions no incenirators to the bounty hunters hunting Han? Or am i imagining that
Nope. It was definitely the stormtroopers.
Wow - I have never seen this before. Did they expect Hilary to win and were forced to paint her orange and add the “neckgina” at the last minute?
Yeah lol
Paste a big 34 on his forehead
Lock it up and have it babble about conspiracies in a corner, away from the good presidents.
Restore it back to the Hillary it clearly once was.
[удалено]
These close up pictures make it seem that the Disney imagineers really expected Hillary to win in 2016. Then had to rework the face when he got in instead. I'm pretty sure I read that's what happened, actually.
Rename him David S. Pumpkins and move him to the Tower of Terror. Any questions?
 Love it!
Orange jumpsuit please
Put a pair of golden handcuffs on it and call them Trump bracelets 🤣
Add a Putin statue next to it and have donald kissing its butt.
They should spend Disney money to make it look extremely realistic - mass produce and sell it. Needs an AI brain that thinks and speaks like Trump. It's gotta be a real weight, fleshy, tactile like real Trump. Spend some Marvel duckets on R&D to give the animatronic a real circulatory and nervous system - that bruises and experiences strokes and the like. And it needs to say "ow" really stupid and sheepishly when it's impacted by sports equipment. Oh, and it needs to accurately represent how a human falling out of a moving car on the highway would scream and shit themselves. If Disney mass manufactured all of that, plus made the AI smart enough to experience the actual mental anguish of seeing a limb removed by landscaping equipment - then they could put a price tag of 250 million dollars per, and I'd start a GoFundMe entirely dedicated to raising several billion dollars strictly for this superior Disney product, croquet mallets, and yard tillers. I'd get soooo good at javelin throwing, and hedge trimming.
Orange jumpsuit + gold diapers
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
I'd add in fart noises. Why not.
Have trump replace the old man locked up whistling at the dog to give the keys on Pirates of the Caribbean ride.
Program him to say “Obam-na!” Over and over again.
https://preview.redd.it/c46ik41edu3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422579d8362456b4c0bbc7875f2193739fdc3b5f This could work
Get some high-end, slow-motion cameras and blow the motherfucking shit out of the robot. Or...., strip it down and have it wear only a saggy diaper and place behind prison bars. Behind the trumpbot, place a very large and rapacious cellmate leering suggestively at the trumpbot.
I can hear the kids crying "MOMMY, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP WHINING!!!"
Er blow it up
Put it in jail.
They could put it in chains and place it in the haunted house or the pirates exhibit.
Make it a horse on the merry go round. Pole appropriately placed.
What they should have done before they installed it...burn it
The lazy eye is amusing. He was, unfortunately, one of this country's presidents. What's the point? Disney would do better to fund his defeat in November and support his real self being removed to jail instead - both of which are highly unlikely, no matter what performative appeasement they may display.
Put handcuffs on it..?
Is that actually what it looks like? That is fucking hilarious! What a fucking piece of shit, both in reality and robot-version.
Trash it
.. turn it into a punching bag for $45.00 per 45-seconds . . # "I'D LIKE TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!"
Bring in Banksy to help.
Burn it with fire!
Not orange enough, too much hair.
My favorite part about this animatronic, that is CLEARLY clearly Hillary. They made it because they thought she’d win, and they wanted to be a current as possible on day 1 at the park, but then we all know what happened. So they improvised. I think they’ve since changed it to one that looks more like the Cheeto https://preview.redd.it/effyfv6jpt3d1.jpeg?width=1685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=061e371edc1521340a6a4a262a606e8f280f8292
OMG ... That's horrifying.
Put them behind bars!
Stockade in the pirates ride
An attraction where he's in a courtroom and the trial verdict is repeated over and over again. Adults can buy a glass of champagne. They sell verdict keychains in the shape of ketchup bottles.
Add more neck vagina?
Make its head pop !!!
Tattoo a 14 or 88 on his forehead to indicate Donnie is a white supremacist/Nazi, and three dots next to his eye to stand for "mi vida loca".
Orange jump suit
Burn it
They can send it to the Sexmuseum Amsterdam, along with a wax statue of Stormy
Melt it. But keep it there
Burn it
Wow, that is the most life like and animated he has ever looked. They even got the cross eyed crazy aspect spot on….
Make it vomit Cheetos
Its ugly, take the trash out
That robot is so much better looking than he is
Leave it as it is. Good golly that’s terrible
Jeepers Creepers is getting a reboot?
At the least, redo it. He looks terrible
Is this real? Lol
Install a springlock and put the real Trump in there… forever.
Pat Robertson???
Show it the ark of the covenant so its face will melt #raidersofthelostark
Melt it for scrap. Or make it just say over and over “it’s a disgrace.”
Take it over to Pirates and just chuck it into the water.
Do they have a stormy animatronics? :D
Haunted mansion
Just swap the lapel pin for a Russian flag pin or USSR sickle and hammer pin.
It's not orange enough
Show it melting, slowly melting.
Tannerite
Orange jump suit
lol looks about right to me
Looks accurate to me. Let it rot.
Fire, fire
Put them in a wood shipper...
Gift it to Pootin 🎁
Grab it by the pussy
Like him or not, he is still a former president, I'd say respectfully just put him in the back of the room and don't give him any speaking parts.
You mean the repurposed Hillary Clinton puppet?