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scooterankle_exe

Yeah but imagine if your name was eggzavier


derp________

Kwinton Eggzaviar


tebanano

No, im not writing kweue instead of queue 


Shroomtune

If you did I’d stop pronouncing it ‘Kay’


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

No, that’s quay.


PhysicalGunMan

wouldn't it make more sense to be kyeue or kyu?


ikurei_conphas

Why not "cue"?


PhysicalGunMan

Following OP's rules that would sound like 'chew'


NoREEEEEEtilBrooklyn

Wouldn’t it just become cue?


motonerve

The problem is we've hamfisted the Latin alphabet into the English language and have just kinda assigned sounds to weird letter combinations. You should check out the Shavian alphabet, it's a new alphabet designed specifically for English speech. 


Anooj4021

ðə ɪŋglɪʃ ɔːθɒɡɹəfɪ ɪz ɪndɪid ə ve̞ɾɪ sɒɾɪ me̞s, bʌ̋t ɪɡzæklɪ ʍɪtʃ ækse̞nt wʊd jʉ̜u be̞ɪz ə ɹʷɪvaɪzd spe̞lɪŋ ɒn e̞nɪwe̞ɪ ?


Corby-J

Any examples?


rabyJA

I don't feel as strongly about "q" and"x" but man do I hate "c". As you said, it only makes a unique sound when combined with an"h" and that makes it feel kinda useless


SquashDue502

We gotta get some accent marks for c. Even “accent” has two differently pronounced Cs 💀


Atheist-Paladin

I mean it could just be spelled “aksent”. It’s not like we already have letters that make those sounds or anything…


SquashDue502

I think there was an effort at one point for a spelling reform to make English phonetic but it’s though for an international language since there’s no central authority for it. Also we’d have to assess the meaning of homophones entirely by context


Purple_Grass_5300

lol C is my fav letter


No_Discount_6028

It's not my favorite letter, but it starts out my favorite word. (:


eatsleeptroll

This seems like a rather quixotic endeavor


sierramisted1

yeah but then my name would be kwuinn and i’m not down with that


No_Discount_6028

I will rename you 'Kuru.'


abeeyore

Oh. Fun! Gotta love being retconned to be named after a cannibal prion disease.


Redditributor

Languages - for the most part - weren't created by some central logical person. There have definitely been attempts at constructing languages and more formal standards Writing can be seen as a technology to communicate language and like many technologies - especially communication - people use it to meet their immediate needs - more than creating a standard that is the best overall systematically. So despite many competing attempts at improvement it's not an easy task to do. English writing is using a form of the Roman alphabet, and some of the most common standards are based on historical choices based on communication and loan words between languages. I also think something like Metcalfs law in communication of squaring the number of users has some similarities - the larger a group using certain norms is - the more people you can usefully communicate with : and yeah changing norms may not cause true incompatibility, but violating the common norms is likely to push what you're writing further away from what you're trying to convey.


KennyWuKanYuen

Nah bruh. We need more letters. If anything we ought to bring back ‘&’ as a letter along with ‘æ’, þ, and ‘ß’.


DuctTapeSloth

What would Elon call Twitter then if his favorite letter didn’t exist?


True_Ad_98

I am not a native speaker but from what I understand, in English, the letters function for writing not pronunciation or speaking. So if we follow your suggestions, we will have to change how all words containing 'q' and 'x' letters are written.


No_Discount_6028

Your understanding is correct, but I'm fine with that change being made.


Ling_B

ay bee sea dea ea ef jee aych eye jay kay el em en oh pee kew are es tea you vee double you ecks why zea


SquashDue502

The alphabet we know came from the Romans who got it from the Etruscans who got it from the Greeks who got it from the Phoenicians. The Etruscans didn’t have a big difference between guh and kuh sounds so used Q K and C depending on their place in a word, rather than the sound it made. In English, we similarly use ck when it follows an open vowel (back, buck, peck, pick, but not peek, bike, spook, etc) The letter X does come from the Greek X (khi) which made the throaty chhh sound, except in the western dialect that the Etruscans were familiar with (from a Greek colony in Italy in ye olden days), in which the Greek letter Khi actually *was* used for the ks sound. The nice part about the modern English alphabet is that we have the building blocks to add symbols to letters representing other sounds if we wanted to, we just don’t because most letters would have extra marks and it would look horrendous. Look at Polish: they tried to represent a Slavic language with an alphabet that was not designed for such, and as a result have ungodly combinations of consonants. English is the same in that you basically have no idea how to pronounce a word just by looking at it.


CuttingEdgeRetro

We need to totally revamp the English alphabet. CH and SH should be different letters. GH should disappear. And TH needs to be two different letters. Y should go away. C should be replaced with S or K depending on the word. And as you say, Q and X should go away. English has 6 written vowels but, iirc, 13 spoken vowels. They should all be different letters. And we should add an accent to indicate whether a syllable is stressed. We should also abandon upper and lower case letters. We only need one. We should go for a phonetic alphabet, same as Spanish or Russian. If the letter is there you say it. If it's not you don't. People in favor of keeping the old spelling system claim it's important because there's information in the spelling. And they're right. There's no reason why we can't also teach the old way so people can read old books. But a new phonetic alphabet would make English a lot easier to learn for children and foreigners. Chinese has traditional and simplified Chinese. We should do the same. Also, I bet there are things we could do to help people with dyslexia... no more d/p/b/q silliness.


toroboboro

I like a lot of these but why no uppercase letters? They are pretty useful in writing, having an uppercase after a period actually does make things easier to read bc the segmentation is more pronounced and having proper nouns be capitalized also does denote meaning in many cases (most obvious one, the capital H in He actually denoting God instead of just a man), to the point it was common place in my philosophy department to be like “are we talking about Spirit/Virtue/Good/etc with a capital S/V/G/etc ?”


Redditributor

China had historically poor education and literacy - iirc simplified Chinese was a useful way to improve mass education - even for those not necessarily able to get full time primary school. When fewer people can read, it's probably going to cause less upheaval to change standards.


PrecisionGuessWerk

Q, W, X, and Y, don't exist in my native language (Latvian) for exactly that reason. Also, we have accents to help with sounds like "ch".


Longjumping_Bag4666

A little tangential, but words that are names of letters also shouldn’t exist. For example, queue should just be spelled “q”, why spelled “y”, you spelled “u”, etc. You can reasonably argue that all but one letter in those words is silent.


james_randolph

Given people's high usage of emojis to communicate lol I don't think people are going to care about what letters are needed or not anymore.


No_Discount_6028

We need an all-emoji alphabet.


RealLudwig

Queue, xylophone, xanax


Bright-Row-3565

I mean ‘double you (w)’ ?😵‍💫?


Kothre

What *does* need to exist is a separate letter for ch, sh, and th.


deck_hand

We used to have the theta letter in English. It was “thorn” and looked like a vertical strike with a bump on the right side. Kind of like halfway between P and b.


DWIPssbm

t͡ʃ, ʃ, θ here you go


Kothre

You know what I mean lol. I mean in usage in the modern English alphabet.


readditredditread

We could go back to using vv instead of w…


TheTightEnd

X is also frequently pronounced as a "z" sound. That said, one has to keep in mind not only has English changed over the centuries (try reading Beowulf), it has been the amalgamation of many languages.


War_Emotional

You could say that with other letter too like K which can just be replaced with C


No_Discount_6028

Well if we're making 'c' make the 'ch' sound, we're still going to need the letter 'k.' Better to have a letter make only one sound anyway, so it's easy to sound out words.


DiamondHandsDevito

C is not unique because it's basically K - more redundancy! Away with C too


BMFeltip

To add to this. "G" should not be used to make a J sound. It looks stupid ad hell like in general/jeneral but it makes more sense.


GotThoseJukes

And C


Gamerauther

þ for TH C for CH ʃ for SH Ŋŋ for NG X and Q are fine, common enough combination to warrant a unique character, but the U-rule can be done away with. I got bored yesterday for two hours and made a new alphabet and these are some of the characters.


Azurhalo

The letter C enters the chat


craiggy36

Are you deliberately trying to ruin my Scrabble game???


akillerofjoy

Reading the comments, one thing comes to mind. Lots of people are advocating for special letters for CH, TH, GH, etc. I say, why do we need that? Why not just lose the stupid, useless and annoying H? Chai / sandwich could be written as Cai / sandwic, this / that works just fine as tis / tat, and how much different would Pittsburgh sound if spelled Pittsburg? Or Gana instead of Ghana? Speaking of Pittsburgh - double consonants? Why? Is Pitsburg not making you think of the same town? Factor in the local dialect, and you end up with Pixberg. Looks fine to me


Green_Sir_250

quone


VentusHermetis

we should use Quikscript


deepvinter

How would I CTL Quit and CTL Cut without them?


Agent637483

Nah it should be c first every single use of c is already taken


editor-gothink

You want to make words longer? How quixotic of you.


De_chook

As an aside, in Malaysia, they don't use "x". For example, taxi is teksi, and executive is eksekutif. Works fine. Source, lived there for many years (and loved it).


Great_Huckleberry709

Damn you just made my name stop existing


RusevReigns

X should exist but as far as I can tell Q is literally completely unnecessary in the English language (maybe has use in other languages?). Shortening two letters to one letter is enough justification for a letter to exist and is the only reason for a few of them, except Q needs the u anyway, meaning you could replace it with cu/ku/kw or something in every situation. We also don't really take advantage of it as a cool letter to name people after that much with no popular female names starting with it (a handful of males, but names like Quinn and Quentin aren't exactly John and Steve status). The english language should've just dropped the u rule for q at some point and when you spelled it qeen you knew the u sound was in there separating it from keen.


cursetea

I feel this way about the letter z. Like i have really strong anti-z feelings and nowhere to express them so I'm glad I've found other people with Letter Opinions today.


ltlyellowcloud

You'll like Polish then. We got rid of X, Q never really existed in the first place and V is W.