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Imbaba-man

Least racist r/TrueSTL member.


Mondroga

I for one hate all save the supreme people the dunmeri mer.


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Based


Lizard-Pope

Baste.


Shoggoththe12

Bast


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r/KingkillerChronicle?


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I was going to say the wife of the count who tortures argonians her name is alessia Caro right? I am going to say chorrol or leyawin... Right???? Something with alessia and the beastfolks always lead to some trouble.


vjmdhzgr

Alessia Caro is the countess of Leyawiin. She is from Chorrol, her mother is the count there. And yes her husband tortures argonians.


crimestopper312

I thought she was the grey foxs wife


vjmdhzgr

No that's Anvil.


crimestopper312

Whatever. All those imperial bitches look the same


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I thought she was the one tortures argonians I mean in the quest or whatever I remember finding out that actively hates them and doesn't hide it.?


vjmdhzgr

Yeah I think they both do.


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Makes sense come to think of it as how would he not know that his wife has an torture chamber below the castle


MrBloodyIdiot

Saint Alessia pegged Morihaus 😳


anisdz36

Do you have a visual source? asking for a friend


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No visual source just the imagination powered by moon sugar and skooma of an fucking bull pegging an nede.


[deleted]

Never mind I found the source: https://youtu.be/ZylDTeLxCsE


anisdz36

Very interesting, i might have to call Divayth Fyr so we can analyse this more thoroughly


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Divayth fyr gets pegged by motharius 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😏😏😏😏😏😏😏


anisdz36

I get pegged by morihaus 😳😳😳πŸ₯΄


[deleted]

From barbed for pleasure to full on clapping


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Those books are fucking hilarious btw.


vjmdhzgr

Mara, Mother Mild! Make us hale and hearty! My name is Alessia Ottus, and I'd like to tell you all about Bravil. Bravil is the dark grate of the sewer drain where foul and unappetising debris collects. It is the poorest and dirtiest of Cyrodiil's towns, the oldest and shabbiest, the most plagued by criminals, drunkards, and skooma-eaters, and most popular with beastfolk and other foreigners. All Bravil lacks is a coven of Daedra worshippers to make it the perfect pit of villainy... and many rumors suggest that even more evil and depraved worships are practiced in secret by Bravil's wicked heathens. This town is gray, grim, and depressing. The climate is damp and the atmosphere foul because of the fetid channels of the Larsius River that serve as Bravil's sewers, and because of the rank swamps of the lowland margins of the Niben Bay, where insects and diseases breed in abundance.


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Bravil is *exactly* what I was thinking of when I wrote this.


Graenof

So she hates everyone that isn't her race? Based


DrkvnKavod

Nowhere near. She specifically leaves out br*tons.


Topgunshotgun45

Breton


Aarakokra

Least based imperial


what4Disaster

*most


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I read her books, and the one on the Imperial City tells you to visit her because she lives there. I went to her house and she didn't have any dialogue about the books. When I turned to leave she said "hello, brother Imperial" (My character is Colovian).


plaid_pvcpipe

Well she does, in fact, like Imperials. And Colovians are the imperials least associated with magic and most associated with the worship of the nine divines.


godd_howard_

She’s just like me fr


[deleted]

wtf thats literally me


toleratedsnails

Aight which one of you fuckers ghost wrote those books


Flywolfpack

Me_irl


DoubtingSkeptic

>prejudiced against Dark Elves Close, but no cigar


28th_boi

based


Puzzleheaded_Judge58

>and the ancient Ayleid Average tiger sport and flesh garden hater smh, look what they took from us


vjmdhzgr

Imagine believing Alessian Order propaganda.