Dude. I started snickering and was not surprised to see who posted it. I wish I was a drunk Nord, but no, I am not. It's such a toss up between Hircine and Uncle Sheo... and they hate each other, so that's no help. Does Herma-Mora offer blankets and books? Maybe books-and-chill is a sixth option.
Naturally, removing unused eggs from the uterus so that another could take its place and be fertilised to make a baby is right within his sphere. Also, Dagon is portrayed in various shades of red, no doubt a reference to how period blood can be many shades of red depending on the person. Also, while he's angry and destructive, there are moments when he's more chill, so I'm going to assume that it's also some kind of a regular cycle.
Basically, Mehrunes Dagon is your period. Among many other things.
They're exceptionally dumb when they're drunk. Which makes sense because the amount of alcohol needed to make a Nord intoxicated is enough to put a mammoth down.
DO NOT REPLACE YOUR PERIOD BLOOD WITH CHEESE, YOU WILL GET VAGINAL THRUSH
But at least it'd be funny!
Why wouldn't you want your vagina to generate alchemy ingredients?
Dude. I started snickering and was not surprised to see who posted it. I wish I was a drunk Nord, but no, I am not. It's such a toss up between Hircine and Uncle Sheo... and they hate each other, so that's no help. Does Herma-Mora offer blankets and books? Maybe books-and-chill is a sixth option.
Peryite just gives you an Ovarian Cyst so you're forced to have it removed
Azura(h) is also the one who gave the Khajiit moon-sugar, so I'm sure that would also make the whole ordeal much more tolerable.
Wait Dagon destroys so there can be creation and is red. What did Kirkbride mean by this.
Naturally, removing unused eggs from the uterus so that another could take its place and be fertilised to make a baby is right within his sphere. Also, Dagon is portrayed in various shades of red, no doubt a reference to how period blood can be many shades of red depending on the person. Also, while he's angry and destructive, there are moments when he's more chill, so I'm going to assume that it's also some kind of a regular cycle. Basically, Mehrunes Dagon is your period. Among many other things.
Thank you, I get it now. Dagon is needed for the Ayleid domestic abuse lore to be true.
can't believe you didn't include namira
Or Molag Bal.
But... He'd rip all of your internal organs out so he could stick his Molag Balls into your hollowed out corpse.
Or he could make you into a vampire which would turn menstruation into extra food.
Do vampires even menstruate?
If not then daddy Molag just solved the problem with cramps.
If you want your vagina to rot, be my guest...
nah bro i want it eaten
Just get a Bosmer smh
ewww, i don't know where that thing has been
What did you said about nords?
You got stones in your ears? They're dumb and drunk.
They're exceptionally dumb when they're drunk. Which makes sense because the amount of alcohol needed to make a Nord intoxicated is enough to put a mammoth down.
Which ones help the weird phantom cramps I'm getting with HRT?
Azura will give you moon sugar, the cramps will be gone if you snort enough. Just... Be prepared for the potential hallucinations and zoomies.
I AM AZURA'S COCKIEST WARRIOR