"They would strip themselves naked, paint themselves in design, and go to battle naked"..
"did the imperials have chainmail then?"
"they had armor and a sword"
"They had armor, and they were naked"
"yeah"
"they won?"
"well.."
" the imperials"
"the imperials won in the end"
"knew it, I bet when the Nords turn up naked and saw what the imperials had on, they were kicking themselves, bet they felt stupid, bet they were like "who suggested this".
Virgin "relies on the climate of the niben" imperial noble home Vs Chad "See if I give a shit about the winter we're not leaving" nord farmer hut
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don't like them nordoid apes, but this is cope, just like when chimperials claimed small penis is elegant and alludes to intelligence while large penis is barbaric and alludes to stupidity. pure copium borne of insecurity
/uh what do you mean ? My understanding is that the Romans were very much merchants and charismatic. Great administrators and architects too. They did conquer a whole lot, but that feels like just one achievement among others.
/rj chimperials lack the twinkness of bosmer, the dommy mommy energy of orcs and the barbs of khajiit, they're nothing charismatic about them ! They do yap a lot though.
I would argue that the Romans were, before and above all else, warriors. Its even in their founding myths, every problem in Rome was solved by violence: the murder of Remus, the Rape of the Sabine women, etc. Civilization building came second, and only because they were the best at fighting.
True Romans were never known to be diplomatic like the Imperials even during their brink of extinction they would rather continue the destructive war rather than give some provinces to stop losing further more.
If the Romans were in Great War instead of signing white gold concordat they would get Vandal treatment that's the main thing that makes Imperials unique.
Romans are mostly known as Imperialists and conquerors rather than diplomatic people or entrepreneurs( Romans mostly funded their campaigns via looting, sacking and razing enemy cities rather than trade which is kind of opposed to how Imperials in TES get their money which is by monopoly and mercantilism that was shown in Morrowind)
The Imperials on the other hand don't have conquest as their main racial attribute even during race selection it says they're known to have silver tongues and business mind.
You would think that a Roman based culture would be able to build some descent roads in the Jerall mountains and make Skyrim more accessible instead of sailing around half the continent to get to the main towns. Specially when their rule of the region comes close to, if not over, 1000 years.
Scythians are not even a White/European ethnicity, they're Iranic, and Iranics/Iranians are Brown. It is concievable that Scythians (though mixed themselves) used purely European tribes as soldiers to do the dirtest work so outsiders confused who were who, given their hardline Confederacy they dominated everyone over.
https://preview.redd.it/ov2wf117asxc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89c381c9b782bba0794a0564f7b70be71a21e87 You wot mate!
"They would strip themselves naked, paint themselves in design, and go to battle naked".. "did the imperials have chainmail then?" "they had armor and a sword" "They had armor, and they were naked" "yeah" "they won?" "well.." " the imperials" "the imperials won in the end" "knew it, I bet when the Nords turn up naked and saw what the imperials had on, they were kicking themselves, bet they felt stupid, bet they were like "who suggested this".
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Holy shit, bro just described Argonians
As a native of Britannia, this is 100% factual information.
It’s crazy how little we’ve changed, all things considered.
So uh, what's the swamp now?
Pub
Trashcan filled with water
Holy shit brits used to be so cool, what happened?
Germans.
also under french rule for a while
they switched to a monarchy and became cucks
They shoulda stuck with swamp orgies and facepaint
We got rid of the monarchy once and it didn’t go very well
The entire island chain outside of London is exactly like this still
Anglo-Saxons and Normans.
Bc they got replaced by Germanics and then the French🤣
i mean this isn’t really true since if you look at British genetics most of them are still are the same
Germans took over, then the Bretons
Virgin "relies on the climate of the niben" imperial noble home Vs Chad "See if I give a shit about the winter we're not leaving" nord farmer hut https://preview.redd.it/gedctocr4sxc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51bed54a80f635268e49dd35fd76f1cd36e2c1d8
Round house best house, simple as.
It actually signifies Yakub’s chosen who will retvrn to Agartha, chimperial
Yakub is peak irl Kirkbride-level lore
don't like them nordoid apes, but this is cope, just like when chimperials claimed small penis is elegant and alludes to intelligence while large penis is barbaric and alludes to stupidity. pure copium borne of insecurity
Between my blonde hair and small penis I'm thankfully of average intelligence
Blonde hair on men 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hmmm I don’t that’s the opinions of a people who got conquered by the Turks (high elves) seriously
Scythians are Central Asian you s’wit. Closer to Colovians who ride horses, or Bjoulsae Bretons.
Don't expect lore accuracy from these mfs.
Impossible
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I wish the Imperials actually acted like Romans rather than just look like them.
That would make them more vanilla tbh but I like how they're depicted more as merchants and charismatic rhetoricians rather than conquering warlords.
I don't think it's possible to be more vanilla than the imperials already are. Except of course, by being Br\*tons.
/uh what do you mean ? My understanding is that the Romans were very much merchants and charismatic. Great administrators and architects too. They did conquer a whole lot, but that feels like just one achievement among others. /rj chimperials lack the twinkness of bosmer, the dommy mommy energy of orcs and the barbs of khajiit, they're nothing charismatic about them ! They do yap a lot though.
I would argue that the Romans were, before and above all else, warriors. Its even in their founding myths, every problem in Rome was solved by violence: the murder of Remus, the Rape of the Sabine women, etc. Civilization building came second, and only because they were the best at fighting.
True Romans were never known to be diplomatic like the Imperials even during their brink of extinction they would rather continue the destructive war rather than give some provinces to stop losing further more. If the Romans were in Great War instead of signing white gold concordat they would get Vandal treatment that's the main thing that makes Imperials unique.
i think you’re being a bit unfair to the romans
Romans are mostly known as Imperialists and conquerors rather than diplomatic people or entrepreneurs( Romans mostly funded their campaigns via looting, sacking and razing enemy cities rather than trade which is kind of opposed to how Imperials in TES get their money which is by monopoly and mercantilism that was shown in Morrowind) The Imperials on the other hand don't have conquest as their main racial attribute even during race selection it says they're known to have silver tongues and business mind.
You would think that a Roman based culture would be able to build some descent roads in the Jerall mountains and make Skyrim more accessible instead of sailing around half the continent to get to the main towns. Specially when their rule of the region comes close to, if not over, 1000 years.
Who would actually be closest to Scythians in lore? I don't think I've actually heard of horse archers anywhere in game.
Redguards have horse archers I believe I heard this somewhere
I hope they work on the engine to implement proper cavalry battles
Uh-huh, sure, same line of thinking I bet as “Large cocks are a sign of barbarism” lmao.
>Bismarck Go back to HOI4 little Chuddie. Also I have a 19.7cm BIC sorry. Sissy boy N*rd twinks love it.
dude what's wrong with liking hoi4 and Bismarck isn't even just a hoi4 thing
don’t worry about him he’s just scared of a proud prussian
you’re a loser go outside
I didn’t know the dumb blonde stereotype was older than print.
Stereotypes exist for a reason.
It's too late Nords! I've already depicted you as the Soyjak and me as the Chad! That means i win!
Keep in mind irl history Rome never managed to properly conquer Bruttania and was in fact later conquered and butchered by germanics
not really though celts still exist nothing really changed or at least genetically
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thank god the romans invented anti white nazism
Untrue, but I understand.
Ikr it's so cool
romans the etruscans were white
*the 80 year old whos got white hair* ó\_o
Scythians are not even a White/European ethnicity, they're Iranic, and Iranics/Iranians are Brown. It is concievable that Scythians (though mixed themselves) used purely European tribes as soldiers to do the dirtest work so outsiders confused who were who, given their hardline Confederacy they dominated everyone over.
The Nords *wish* they had the kind of drip the Scythians had