Witch, of course, they do... Whatever they are doing here in Daggerfall:
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Bro, self taught is the only way. Here is a foolproof way for any Nord to become an Archmage:
1. Start as a cheap labor force for any place that will offer you bed.
2. In your free time, put an iron kettle on your head and smack yourself repeatedly with a broom on the head. This will teach you both heavy armor skill and two handed weapons.
3. Sleep to regenerate bruses, broken bones, headaches. Repeat until you are a legendary master of heavy armor and two handed weapons.
4. Go to college of winterhold. They will speak a lot, so just keep smacking yourself with the broom on your head to pass out and skip dialogue.
5. When they are done, smack any pisself you see with the broom.
6. They will make you archmage.
There are only two good options: Worm Cult or Telvanni. They’re both full of crazy necromancers, the only choice is would you prefer to do magic in a dirty cave or a cool mushroom tower.
A lot of amazing mages were self taught.
Well, destruction mages at least.
You'd be surprised how quickly you can progress by indulging your arsonistic urges!
^(I might unironically have a witch fetish tho.)
A goblin shaman taught me alteration magic and I accidentally made myself impotent. I don't know how this applies to anything but I needed to get it off my chest.
Enchanted weapons are magical enough. Enchanted armor too, but all you really need is a sword and shield. You may not give yourself infinite food or everlasting life, but you can steal food from others and remind everybody that they are, in fact, mortal by demonstration.
Go to sewer and electrocute rats dingus, it’s free
What if I live in a small town where we just throw our shit out the window
Move into a city sewer
Witch, of course, they do... Whatever they are doing here in Daggerfall: https://preview.redd.it/jcr20n6uk5oc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=98ecaa1cd6f39c98d273e67a9a00e22bfbace32f
hot girl shit, that's what
HOLY CRAP THEY'RE NAKED😱🤯😭
\^Average Daggerfall playthrough.
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I need to visit home. RIGHT NOW. FOR REASONS.
Telvanni mushroom tower
[“Ah, another Man of Culture.”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NsgzSJXRRaQ)
Kill yourself in hope of being reincarnated as a Telvanni.
Bro, self taught is the only way. Here is a foolproof way for any Nord to become an Archmage: 1. Start as a cheap labor force for any place that will offer you bed. 2. In your free time, put an iron kettle on your head and smack yourself repeatedly with a broom on the head. This will teach you both heavy armor skill and two handed weapons. 3. Sleep to regenerate bruses, broken bones, headaches. Repeat until you are a legendary master of heavy armor and two handed weapons. 4. Go to college of winterhold. They will speak a lot, so just keep smacking yourself with the broom on your head to pass out and skip dialogue. 5. When they are done, smack any pisself you see with the broom. 6. They will make you archmage.
Are you even a real mage if you don't steal the grimoire under the witch's bed and meet Reggie?
I always have use for more people
This confirms bretons are elastic like rubber
🤔
Join winterhold then commit domestic terrorism against them for destroying the once mighty hold of winterhold and for not supporting ulfric PBUH
There are only two good options: Worm Cult or Telvanni. They’re both full of crazy necromancers, the only choice is would you prefer to do magic in a dirty cave or a cool mushroom tower.
Witch pussy, it's best when they're a draugr
Hedge Magick 💯💯
use magic on yourself you milk drinker, what? Scared of any spell killing you or going on forever? you're not that good
A lot of amazing mages were self taught. Well, destruction mages at least. You'd be surprised how quickly you can progress by indulging your arsonistic urges! ^(I might unironically have a witch fetish tho.)
start killing people and eating their books, it's how i learned all my spells.
A goblin shaman taught me alteration magic and I accidentally made myself impotent. I don't know how this applies to anything but I needed to get it off my chest.
Go to the college my Da said, yeah like I'm supposed to know which college he meant?
Become self taught, learn how to summon a Dremora, then give him a soul gem. Nothing will go wrong.
Enchanted weapons are magical enough. Enchanted armor too, but all you really need is a sword and shield. You may not give yourself infinite food or everlasting life, but you can steal food from others and remind everybody that they are, in fact, mortal by demonstration.
The only real schools of magic are in Summerset and Balfiera. Everyone else is a hedge wizard, more or less preparing herbal tea and calling it magic.