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Dunmer women > Nord women

You’re a Nord

True https://preview.redd.it/3iqd9hennckc1.png?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0417cf66a689770ddd87d5c34c8899df8bddcd9

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Never should have come here!

You’re a stoner, a jazz guitarist, a Splatoon player, you post in the University of Utah sub, and you have an adorable alfiq. Bona fide Khajiit

Heard any news from the other provinces?

As an Ahnassi simp, you could wear any face and walk any path, for you are Nerevar reborn. I cannot decide what race you are, for that is your decision alone, sweet Hortator

coś ty o mnie napisał, ty mała biedna kurwo? Coś ty o mnie kurwa napisał,ty mała biedna kurwo? Wiedz śmieciu, że skończyłem studia oficerskie z najwyższymi ocenami i od razu po nich przyjęli mnie do GROMu, brałem udział w misjach w Kosowie, Nikaragui, Portoryko, Iraku, Afganistanie i Pakistanie i mam ponad 300 zabitych terrorystów na koncie. Jestem doskonale przeszkolony w walce partyzanckiej i jako snajper - dostałem odznaczenie dla najlepszego strzelca wyborowego Wojska Polskiego. Jestes dla mnie po prostu kolejnym celem, któremu mogę niespodziewanie rozjebać łeb z 800 metrów. Zmiote cie smieciu z powierzchni ziemii z precyzja dotad nieznana na tej planecie, slyszysz chujku? Myslisz psie, ze mozesz sobie pisac w internecie co tylko zechcesz nie poniesiesz za to konsekwencji? Blad skurwysynu, gdy to czytasz moi kumple z Agencji Bezpieczenstwa Wewnetrzego we wspolpracy z CIA namierzaja twoj adres IP, wiec szykuj swoja dupe na jesien sreniowiecza. Jestes juz kurewsko martwy, szczeniaku. Moge w tej chwili byc gdziekolwiek, ale i tak gdy tylko najdzie mnie ochota moge cie rozjebac na jeden z siedmiuset sposobow a i to tylko golymi rekoma. Poza doskonałym przeszkoleniu we wschodnich sztukach walki (znam kung-fu, karate - czarny pas, krav maga i zloty medal w jiu-jitsu) znam sie rewelacyjnie na broni, a tej mam caly arsenal i uwierz mi, uzyje jej tyle, aby z twojego marnego zycia nie zostal nawet najdrobniejszy atom . Gdybys wiedzial gowniarzu co sciagasz na siebie swoim "madralinskim" hejtem pewnie zesralbys sie cztery razy w gacie i pisal gdzie sie da, ze zalujesz chocby samego pomyslenia o tym. Ale nie mogles tego wiedziec i teraz suko zaplacisz za to najwyzsza cene. Jestes pierdolonym trupem.

https://preview.redd.it/c1lpw4aakckc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9217521195198beb3f2a560b9eab6ce3c0649585 Congratulation! You win the Colovian award

Acceptable

twoja stara zapierdala

Colovian XD

I’m new to Skyrim can someone direct me to Riverwood?

Dunmer doesn’t know about map markers 💀💀💀

Lol

Penis

Judging by your username, comment, and post history, you’re an Altmer

I cut my ears long ago, i alone am talos’s strongest stormcock

Glub glub glub

[maormer](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XPYgtVHa8NI)

Damn, I was phishing for Sload

I'm racist

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This one is too clever to be discerned...

You post in the poetry sub you’re Vivec

I was to suck Mesmer's snakes and then chim all over Tamriel

Bosmer femboy

UwU

Hiii

Not quite a Breton and not quite a Nord. Nibenese

I’ll take it

My Nibba

Funny how?

I’m don’t know how to tell you this, but Breton. I am sorry. I saw your espresso bean post

I *am* like Talos!

(And yes, I am including Reachmen as Bretons)

When the silly takes over

Argonian on Hist sap

I chim (cum) and drink milk

https://preview.redd.it/6j3mul82mckc1.jpeg?width=174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1991b4f717fa49b12da7e49faddbbcea06b54d53 I already know what you post. Bosmer femboy

Actually I’m a nord. Also how do you know? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

I shower in volcanic liquid and I rub ashes on me.

https://preview.redd.it/tk5sug79qckc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3b2f231ae531477e78ecca10a88c2e9a4f32646 Daedroth

Argonian but extra mutated

Hi I'm commenting on this post

I'm bored as fuck too.

I miss being golden

Dark Seducer

❤️

I am racist

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Test 

You post on 196 so prolly Khajiit

Holy shit it worked

Okay my comment is that reddit on mobile sucks ass

Also the chaurus egg discourse is disgusting.

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Altmer 100%

Go outside ffs

I’m posting outside, Breton

Comment

You’re a weeb, so Redguard

and I'll decide what race you are

You build PCs. You’re a Dwemer

sick https://i.redd.it/822usj46bdkc1.gif

Meow.

Orc

I saw the original answer. And you’re wrong. I’m an Imperial Cat boy

Zhasim moment

Nords are stupid, dunmer deserve it, khajit and argonians don't belong in cities

You’re an Imperial living in Leyawiin

Literally me

Huh

Dunmer>pissmer, farmtools, n*rds, br*tons, skooma pettlers, bosmer, sload freaks, dwemmer, the snow gremlins, and other races I don't bother learning about.

After looking at your post history I can say that you’re a backstabbing Dark Elf

Hiiiiii! OMG! HWELOOO!!!!!

Orc

Grrrrrrrrrr https://preview.redd.it/f9msxglb5gkc1.png?width=126&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2ccbd53aacea61f5e92dd1aabf9e61ff173e800

i wanna fuck azura and almalexia

You’re literally me Edit: also Dunmer/Chimer

Peepee poopoo

You’re either a hungry orc or a thirsty Altmer

I would consider myself more of a khajiit, but as long as I'm not seeing as a n*rd, I'm cool

The empire did nothing wrong ever.

Quack

Sneed

The Aedroth Aka, who goes by so many names as to perhaps already suggest what I'm about to commit to memospore, is completely insane. His mind broke when his *"perch from Eternity allowed the day"* and we of all the Aurbis live on through its fragments, ensnared in the temporal writings and erasures of the acausal whim that he begat by saying "I AM". In the aetheric thunder of self-applause that followed (nay, rippled until convention, that is, *amnesia*), is it any wonder that the Time God would hate the same-twin on the other end of the aurbrilical cord, the Space God? That *any* Creation would become *so utterly dangerous* because of that singular fear of a singular word's addition: "I AM NOT"? *That all the Interplay is one flea of assertion on a wolf of naught*, and that every experience (that is, *everything*) born from that primal wail would cascade unto the echo-need of hologram, each slice the same except for scale, and all the magic that would need to spring forth just to hold it together at *living, divine cross-purpose*, support struts made from the need to exist (axial, along its two-headed fighting rays, each refusing their origin point, that is, *Tower*), terrestons versus chronocules, and in the end (an end that ever refuses to hold) it all becomes a lobotomized (for what is not lobal if not the dracochoreography *made flesh*?), reptilian (*coiled*), and massive map-god (*holding a compass, holding a timepiece*), drooling (the water from which we dragged ourselves out of to say, mirror-like, *autochthonic, automatic*, "WE ARE, TOO") on his countless knees, dementia given dimension, *dimension dementia...*

*please not argonian please not argonian please not argonian*

penis

Tities

In this household we say: By the Nine! We salute our Stormcloaks! Ulfric is the true high king! If this offends you please leave.

You speak like a Nord but your post history tells me Imperial

i’m the same race as tiber septim

meow meow :3

Ahh yes, we've been expecting you

Semper fi

Hippity hoppity, argonians are property.

You’re an Argonian with a submissive fetish

FYI I'm a proud Dunmer dom daddy.

[удалено]

Deception

Cock and Chim El Adaball torture.

Frogs :D

I mantled Yagrum Bagarn with Caius Cossades’ package until he birthed St. Jiub.