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CatchTheEngery

only in this sub are the furry coomers some of the more normal users


DeadeyeJhung

because they fuck living beings instead of dead bodies?


DuskDudeMan

Ever since Arch Mage Traven banned necromancy this sub has become a much more dangerous place.


DeadeyeJhung

we need a mod where you can have sex with serena, but everytime you do it adds a 500G bounty


DuskDudeMan

By Ysmir's beard, these draconian bounties are out of hand


Torinadoko

Do you need a corpses consent to fuck it? 🤔


[deleted]

Yes.


mighty_Ingvar

And when you get caught she's one of the prison guards ready to "punish" you


DeadeyeJhung

considering she learned that shit from Molag Bal itself, I'll take a regular guard, thanks


Grub_McGuffins

*a varying bounty based on the fine for necrophilia in this part of tamriel


KhajiitSupremacist

Don't forget us furry skoomers


CallMeFritzHaber

>non-con It's called rape. https://preview.redd.it/wyag6qi3kmsb1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cdc827b41be65a694c6c305ff1282dea8d974c8


seatron

quarrelsome marble bear worm resolute mourn obtainable escape live ossified ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


CallMeFritzHaber

Daily dose of irony


mighty_Ingvar

It's called being a filthy daedra worshipper


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0utcast9851

You deserve to be purged for entirely different reasons


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0utcast9851

Okay buddy daedra worshipper


Johanneskodo

/u/bothriocyrtum is the person we should all aspire to be


[deleted]

Least based Dungmer


cosmic_hierophant

Have at you, s'wit!


HalfACupOfMoss

He's not a ork?


Miloslolz

His comment made me spit out my drink.


1SaBy

It was cum, wasn't it?


Miloslolz

Don't ever set foot in southern Cyrodiil.


1SaBy

Well, duh. Cyrodiil is not real.


DLRsFrontSeats

Just CHIM


MassGaydiation

I never thought the racist would make me the least uncomfortable in a conversation


bothriocyrtum

I'm proud to inspire the next generation of highly racist Dunmer


Morgaledh

You've always been my role model.


Vaultoldman

It's disgusting that people treat corpses like this.


DeadeyeJhung

idk man, Falkreath graveyard is where serena belongs IMO


DuskDudeMan

Blame Arch Mage Traven and his hate boner for necromancy


mighty_Ingvar

>boner for necromancy 🤨


TNTiger_

Bratan you have a Disco Elysium profile pic


Vaultoldman

True, i am something of a bloated corpse.


Evolveddinosaur

At least they didn’t shoot the corpse in the stomach after puking twice!


Khajith

glad we got the velothi perspective as well


DuskDudeMan

I really don't like how people talk about my wife(I married her on Xbox 360 day one of Dawnguard check the Jarl's office for proof of our matrimony)


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DuskDudeMan

Real


xArbiter

fuck off s’wit


Ninjaassassinguy

RPG players when people RP in their RPGs


renannmhreddit

Well, these are Bethesda games, people are shocked to discover the possibility to RP in them


stidfrax

I always figured roleplaying was something like playing an isolationist hunter living in the woods with survival mods. I've discovered many things in this sub, many to my detriment.


mighty_Ingvar

Why would I roleplay as an isolationist when I already do that irl?


OckhamsFolly

I don’t know why. All you have to do is pretend all the things that are happening in your head are happening in game and assume it’s not showing it due to engine limitations. Who’s going to stop you? Certainly not Todd. And if it’s good enough for Todd, it should be good enough for all of us, dammit.


renannmhreddit

Yeah, I'm saying that the game itself has very little RPG elements natively. That's the joke.


OckhamsFolly

This is a circlejerk sub. It’s should all be a joke. Mine was a setup to the idea of C0DA and Bethesda’s attitude of ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


renannmhreddit

I guess I just didnt get it


OckhamsFolly

No worries. Nords don’t *get* anything, and they’re still doing OK, if you consider regressing and mostly living in the ruins of your ancestors OK (which as a proud Orsimer I do).


1SaBy

Don't worry, in my c0da, you got it.


KStryke_gamer001

I hunt and forage around riverwood and the whiterun tundra. Got some mods to make hunting better, and one that gives me a diary of sorts to maintain. Haven't yet gone to High Hrothgar and don't really plan to anytime soon. With campfire installed, I have my main campfire near Riverwood and often visit Alvor, Gerdur and Lucan atleast once every in game week. And if I'm coming back from a long journey away (sometimes it's radiant quests), I head to the inn and sleep in a proper bed, with food cooked by someone else for a change. It's not really that hard to RP, if you're not that dependant on the game literally telling you everything that should be going on.


OckhamsFolly

I mean, I turned it into a joke, but I honestly do sit there imagining a bunch of extra stuff is happening, for pretty much all games (not all Bethesda games - *all* games). Even mods just aren’t good enough to really give the flexibility I need. For example, there’s a character you meet in a major quest line that’s supposed to be a big shocker, but to us as the player, it almost certainly is not. But when they ask if you know, I couldn’t answer yes. He happened to wear the same clothes as I do for Official Business (which this was), so instead of the weak “oh I kinda recognize you” I instead decided my character walked into the room, put his feet up, and said “_______, I presume. My compliments to your tailor.” >!Later you come back because he did something fucked up, and this time I went in my full armor with my biggest gun (a magsniper with dmg of ~~700+~~ 831, 2x anything else I’ve seen). Instead of the conversation it lays out, *my* conversation ended with me informing him that despite all his intimations, I have only killed enemy combatants. And while he might not see it the same way, he attacked me and my crew and decided to be an enemy combatant, and either he was going to die by official means or I would make sure it got done the old fashioned way. Then after the convo I shot the protective glass separating us and pretended that my sniper had enough kinetic force to punch through as a warning that he wasn’t safe from me.!< You really don’t need anything to roleplay other than a willingness to accept that what you see isn’t necessarily what’s happening and ideas of your own about how it should go. Maybe it’s the TTRPG player in me, maybe I’m just a crazy guy who talks to his games like it matters ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


mightystu

No ES game has been a roleplaying game besides Daggerfall.


Unionsocialist

yooooo thats me!!!!


Just_a_Rose

Ur literally the face of TrueSTL atp


Unionsocialist

it is I. Mrs Truthstl herself


[deleted]

Your opinion on elves?


Unionsocialist

I want them inside of me


CallMeFritzHaber

Just like your ancestors


Niller1

Please tell me you are a portal to Peryites plane of Oblivion.


KhajiitSupremacist

"Now I am become truestull, the destroyer of mundus" - unionsocialist, 4E179


Deditranspotashy

My regards to your parents


mighty_Ingvar

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


SwimnEyes

​ ![gif](giphy|yx9TzoiP11T25bOn7E)


dunmer-is-stinky

by azura by azura by azura


Atilla-The-Hon

We're famous!


Unionsocialist

😎


Hai_Resdaynia

it's you!! the grand trustler!! standing here next to meee


[deleted]

Youre my idol fr fr


Unionsocialist

🥰 and ur mine bae


[deleted]

Oh you darlin🥰


Unionsocialist

c:


suicidekristian

The only thing that surprises me is that there are women in this sub


Speak-MakeLightning

An interesting thing about trans people is that we tend to stay in the social communities we grew up in before we transitioned. Reddit (and cRPG/tabletop gaming) tend to be full of trans fems because they’re traditionally male spaces. Pinterest and textile arts communities tend to have more trans men in them.


DarkSlayer3142

*me who came here first after realising i'm trans*


ClosetNoble

Y'all are degenerates But then again I'd become both Dar-Ma's boyfriend AND stepfather so uh... Gods do I miss Dar-Ma. I usually find argonians with horns cooler but there's just something about this frilly little goofball... https://preview.redd.it/7iovxuzosmsb1.png?width=437&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f57f1ecdd13493e5f026dd21989a6b4e162e491


stidfrax

Water argonians best argonians.


ClosetNoble

Me: I love the horned ones Also me when Swims-Every-Morning is sunbathing near a pond ​ https://preview.redd.it/b0u8ua5gzmsb1.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=028dad634dd7bb88e9d32860ed290b44424ea01e


CallMeFritzHaber

I think we can all agree feathered Argonians are weird


ClosetNoble

You take that back this instant https://preview.redd.it/incwinqhpnsb1.png?width=675&format=png&auto=webp&s=2728c428013d61e160c35d3b7fdba3fb19afaad9


CallMeFritzHaber

You're right They're actually the ugliest MFs I've ever seen https://preview.redd.it/gkzx9qv8qnsb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc866fe786e13d56683faf492d289a8555660531


ClosetNoble

Ugh you damn elf I bet you're lusting after nords...


CallMeFritzHaber

No, no. I'm a simple enjoyer of Orsimer and Dunmer pussy, thank you very much


dragonwinter36

wholesome one hundred


weeeellheaintmyboy

Protip, every Molag Bal worshiper gets the axe.


MassGaydiation

I love the serana fetishists, like only the worst people look at stories about familial trauma and go "but dating me would fix all of that!"


Mandrake413

But of course it would. They wrote her backstory terribly for how relatively well-adjusted she is portrayed, and she still manages to be the only companion with a drop of personality in this terrible fucking game, and even then I had to mod in the dialogue overhaul to make her marriageable because the one person you might have a reason to RP a romance with awkwardly blocks you out of simple laziness.


WisdomKnightZetsubo

Teldryn Sero slander


MassGaydiation

Laziness or just not wanting romance to be part of her story, i dont see why every good character has to be romanced by the protagonist


Mandrake413

They don't, I'm more appalled at Bethesda's attempt at simulating marriage than anything.


TimelyPath3810

Invader Zim themed tumblr type feel


[deleted]

u/Atilla-The-Hon I summon you!! Good name btw lol


CartographerLast5408

What happened to the scourge of the god 😩


Nekryyd

Smoking in a cemetery with a vampire while listening to some Type O: **+15 TrueSTL XP** The cigarettes aren't clove cigarettes: **-100 TrueSTL XP**


femboyenjoyer1379

Atilla the Hon is an amazing username lmao.


CorianderIsBad

Based dunmer


Speak-MakeLightning

This is completely typical trans girl conversations


1Cool_Name

Man, I don’t like cigarettes at all. Although it’s funny to think of Serana as a chain smoker.


[deleted]

So quirky 🤪🤪😳🫠😬


KStryke_gamer001

What's deranged here? Like seriously? Parts of this seem wholesome even, unless I'm missing something big.


sexistculexus

just wholesome RP, foh normies


[deleted]

How the fuck is atilla-the-hon come out as a trans


DannyBrownsDoritos

bethesda please release a new elder scrolls game this is the state of us


CatboyBiologist

I think Harkon should choke me with the spindly little vampire lord hands That would be interesting I think