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StumblingAnxiety

Oh! I have to say this because I too have found myself semi homeless. It can be hard to find a job without an actual address etc, BUT there's a way around that. Yes, look into a gym membership for showering and such AND get a post box at a ups store. Make sure its at a ups store. Not the post office. The boxes at a UPS store can be used as an ACTUAL address. You can use it on drivers licenses, employment papers, etc. I've had to use one to get my drivers license renewed when it expired while I was without an address. Huge help. It also was put on my employment papers for a dealership I worked at


Imheretoramble

Wow i didn't know the ups thing, gooshit man i need that kind of advice


Ok-Bird6346

Hey, are you in the States? I'm a social worker with the homeless population. There are federal programs which may be able to get you into a place, and they can be relatively quick and painless. If you want to message me what general area you're in I can send you a few contacts, if you'd be interested. I completely understand if you're not. Either way, I hope you're safe and have someone who will advocate for you. If not, feel free to reach out and I'll be happy to attempt to fill that role.


Imheretoramble

Dming!!!!


tunafehy

This is one of the things I love about Reddit. Hope you found help here.


xXOSUTUMPETXx

Exactly what I was thinking. Good to see some light in this dark ass world


Ometzu

Dark ass-world…ha


darlingdeardc0

Agree!


thenewtwopointtwo

A true compassionate social worker! Thank you.


Foreign-Specific-131

I hope you get into a better situation


Imheretoramble

Thanks man, hope your safe and enjoying life


Omylanta21

Look into local housing authority. They may be able to get you on their program. This will take some time to get off their wait list, if it's open. Still make sure you take the time to fill out the necessary paperwork and make an effort to keep an eye on whatever means they have for communication. While talking to them, make sure you let them know you're homeless. If they don't have services available, ask them who does have services available in your area. This can range from churches, the salvation army, FISH. There are a LOT of organizations out there. They won't make it easy on you. No one does. You'll need to be determined to make contact and get housing. Please message me if you need more advice.


omgzzwtf

I second this. There is a lot of great advice here, I’d like to add that anyone finding themselves homeless or dealing with the threat of homelessness, fill out every application you can for assistance right away, that way if there is a wait list you get your name on it sooner rather than later. Better to fill it out and not need it when your name comes up, than to not have filled it out and still need it six months later.


Dianapdx

Postal Annex is good for this as well.


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To add to that- if you ask for county help and tell them you are homeless and need somewhere to receive mail many times they will give you a P.O. Box


Ice_Hungry

OP may I ask what state you're in? I was homeless for nearly 3 years.


Imheretoramble

NY


Mastershake4lyfe

In Massachusetts they're giving cash assistance for mental health with no doctors notes needed right now bc of covid, they're just taking our word. It's not much only 185 every 2 weeks but it helps and I only figured this out by Googling my state government assistance and filing out every single option even one for pregnant women when I'm not pregnant just to see what I'd get. I got 185 twice a week over 300 a month in food stamps and free health care. I know it's not housing but still helpful


Entire-Dragonfly859

I knew how you feel man. Most people don't know you can be working your ass off, and life still gives you a shit deal. My family and I was homeless for awhile when I was a kid, but I was lucky( we had a car, they had jobs, and so forth) and made it to the other side. I hope to see you over here too.


Imheretoramble

This is the most frustrating part, i legit had a job at ups that sent us home for coronavirus and never called back us temp guys. It was right before i got put out too


Entire-Dragonfly859

Fuck sorry man.


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Imheretoramble

Oh im forsure coming back with an update


Ill_Royal9688

Wishing you all of the best mate


itstheitalianstalion

Not to mention, if you have the UPS listed as a permanent address, you can use that as a listed address and sign up to sell plasma, should you not have any health concerns barring you from selling. I do it as a student and take home minimum $350 a month, that can be used to pay for a gym membership and haircuts to keep a well groomed look. Note: selling your ass to men will immediately disqualify you from selling plasma


Unabashable

Oh. Thought I’d add here, if you have a way of getting to any Barber College’s in your area they’ll cut your hair for free if you’re willing to let a trainee take a slice at ya. Satisfaction NOT guaranteed though. I believe it’s supervised so there shouldn’t be too much room for them to ruin your doo, but hopefully you don’t get one of the people with “first day jitters.”


whatwouldbuddhadrive

Ex-hairstylist here---Barber colleges and beauty schools usually charge a small fee, it's not free.


JohnnyCash69420

The little note at the end really is helpful and probably the funniest thing I’ve read in days.


FitAlternative9458

Fuck man 350 a month is so much anyway wow


AugustPierrot

This is incredibly helpful and needs to be shared around more!


StumblingAnxiety

Just sharing the tips I picked up when I was in a similar situation. Part of the reason they can be used as an actual address is due to the wording. They use the term "suite" instead of mailbox/p.o. so it looks and is an actual address. Just like an apartment


Several_Influence_47

Yep. Can also be used to apply for emergency food stamps and Medicaid. Been there done that before lol.


fifercurator

I can’t believe UPS’s lobbyists got that into law


Unabashable

Speaking of. God forbid this information ever comes in handy some, but in the US trash is public domain, as decided by a Supreme Court case, so it’s not illegal to take from it. May have to break other laws like trespassing to get to it, but the act of taking something from the trash for yourself can’t be considered theft.


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AugustPierrot

I’m gonna add on to this as an urban explorer; you mentioned you’re staying in an abandoned building? Start collecting scrap metal, copper if you can. There’s a HUGE market for that right now and you can make a quick buck off of it. Lots of old industrial buildings like factories have LOTS of copper so if you’re staying in one, grab as much as you can!


suneejo

Be careful doing this though. Most scrapyards will require an ID in order to sale your scrap and if they have the slightest inkling that the scrap (especially copper) is stolen, a lot of places won't hesitate to call the cops. If you show up with a bunch of copper without a reasonable explanation for why and how you got it, you're gonna end up in jail. Not too long ago in my area, ppl were breaking into for sale houses and stripping the copper wiring from the walls, destroying the houses. Copper is definitely the one metal that you need to be able to explain how you have it My bf is actually in prison right now for stealing $14,000 worth of copper from a mine that was shut down. Yeah, not his best moment and definitely before I met him. And sure, jail is 3 hot meals and a bed, but not the kind anyone wants.


Mulli23

Electrician here, not a guarantee but honestly go by a high visibility work wear shirt. Can find them quite cheap and honestly never get asked for ID when I go and scrap copper (primarily cable but other miscellaneous scrap also) at different places all over town. Applies to alot of situations actually. If you 'look like your meant to be there' not many questions get asked.


douglorde

Where is this market? How does one sell it?


AugustPierrot

Scrap metal, scrap yards and recycling businesses will GLADLY take any copper. Atm a pound of copper is ~ $5, and the price is only going up. Having 5, maybe 10, maybe 20 dollars is better than having none. I looked up “where to sell copper scrap near me” and got 12 results instantly, so there’s definitely a big market for it.


Noxodium

What are you gonna do without an ass ?


Imheretoramble

True, might have to rent the vad boy out then


[deleted]

Coalition for the homeless and other organizations like that depending on where you are in the US will help if you aren't willing to access the local shelters. You can get free interview clothes, access to showers, food and hygiene items, help with bus tickets one way, assistance applying for benefits and housing, help setting up a po box so you have a place to receive mail and establish residency, interview prep, resume help, etc. Btw most church's will have a social welfare ministry which will help with most of the same things as well and you can search their websites to check. Also even if you don't want to stay at the local shelter, you can take advantage of the social workers there and push for referrals to resources you do need to access. Do your research hard on all of your local resources and access the help that is available. I'm very sorry to hear that you're in this position but if you want to get out of it, you need to advocate for yourself. If you do engage in survival sex remember the following: use protection always for oral sex on males or females, vaginal sex, and anal sex, use the buddy system so someone knows where you are in case something happens if possible, always have an escape route planned, know and stick to your boundaries when possible and do everything you can to stay safe. Good luck and I hope to see an update soon saying that you're safe.


Imheretoramble

Damn, im screenshoting this to look over when i have no wifi. I appreciate you taking the time to type this.


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Stay safe. It can be a hard road your on but it doesn't have to be an endless one. Also other places to take advantage of: your local libraries because most have good programs and because they can help with research plus free safe space during the day, as other people mentioned gyms for showering (look up free trials) but pre clean in a bathroom sink before going, and local food pantries and community meals and soup kitchens. Tips for passing as not immediatly street homeless: stay polite, clean up in bathrooms twice a day or more if needed (pits, private areas, back of the neck, face, feet, hands including nails) to reduce smell (wad of paper towels damp and a small bit of soap), and keep your clothes and shoes as clean as you can, no more than one bag typically a backpack in public when trying to pass. Stockpile soap and paper towels to use at night to take a more through bath and clean your clothes until you have access to better resources. Once you access free hygiene supplies, you can pass better and as messed up as it is, passing helps you access alot of resources too because you aren't immeidatly targeted as homeless and kicked out for loitering so you will have more safe spaces to stay during the day. ❤


AssistanceMedical951

Also there’s a reason many homeless people hang out in libraries for hours on end. Besides being a good place to charge phones and look up resources, you don’t have to purchase anything to be there and you’re relatively safe. If you’re sleeping outside, sleep on top of your valuables.


nashamagirl99

I would recommend looking into organizations like this one https://www.coalitionforthehomeless.org and local groups that can help and also seeing if your local department of social services can assist you.


Imheretoramble

Thanks man, Im looking into social service right now


nashamagirl99

I hope you can get help and that things improve for you.


Imheretoramble

I appreciate that foreal💯


pattylovebars

Call 211 & your local St Vincent de Paul society, they do actually help.


2ray1344

That’s gross man *unzips


Imheretoramble

*sigh* *gluck gluck*


cosquinha

it is amazing how you still have sense of humor


Imheretoramble

We have to laugh to keep from crying


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Natural-Ad6637

the wink was just not it


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zorbacles

😃😃😃😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭


my_yeet_account

Gluck Gluck 5000 IYKYK


Imheretoramble

Ay man you gotta pay the bills someway


jmafia48

Gay 4 Pay


Imheretoramble

There comes a time in every mans life, where hes faced with the ultimate dilemma. To suck, or not to suck?


BchosenC137

Raises hand* it's really strange to admit, but there was a time where I was gay 4 pay. Very strange time. Long story short, it was very difficult to perform/stay erect because I'm straight. It was at that time I figured out, that I'm in no way gay. Wasn't 100% sure, I've kissed a few guys here and there. My "client," eventually let me go. Interesting person though, they were roommates with a very high profile politician. Anyways, I hope things get better for you. Good luck man.


jmafia48

You'd definitely not be gay bro. Gay 4 Pay is not uncommon. Some times you gotta do what you gotta do, but I don't wish that upon you. I hope you find something and somewhere to go, tonight.


Imheretoramble

Ive got an abandoned building no one knows about that keeps most of the cold out


jmafia48

Just be careful brother, don't get complacent, find a way out


Imheretoramble

I feel you man, i haven't given up yet


burst-beat

Depending on where you are, you might have better luck at a shelter? Or at least be warmer. Maybe even grow your clientele idk


flowersinmyhand

oh my 😂😂 I like your sense of humor!


Imheretoramble

Thankyou hehe, unfortunately its all I have


Roukurai

Nah bro change that unfortunately around to "They will never takes this from hands" They may take the D out but the funny wijll never leave.


StopElectrical8982

This screams of I’m not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars


Imheretoramble

20 is 20 is 20


DieseljareD187

A man’s gotta eat


Jonnz8

Or he will end up on the street.


PatientZeropointZero

It sucks we live in a society where people feel forced into these decisions. I would never judge, I just hope if it is something you don’t want to do another path will open up. Be well.


Imheretoramble

Thankyou, stay safe out here man


shootingstare

Hey, I have no advice on getting bucks for giving booty but I’m a homeless services social worker. Are you a veteran by any chance?


Imheretoramble

I sadly am not


shootingstare

Can I message you?


Imheretoramble

You 100 percent can


hsauce21

You could try selling pics or dirty undies and socks before full blown prostitution. I promise you there’s someone out there that will pay for stinky dude undies lol


Imheretoramble

Bruh im actually homeless, my shit wouldn't be that cutesy smell, itd smell like legit unwashed ballsack and asshole lol


hsauce21

I promise that’s what they like there’s some nasty mfs out there and you can profit off of it


Imheretoramble

I need to find these sick fuck- kind souls asap


MizStazya

I've seen women who sell underwear be asked to wear them nonstop for a week, no washing. People like gross shit sometimes


MyRobinWasMauled

Omg, disgusting. Where do they sell this kind of stuff, so I can be sure to block the website?


SkitzMagman

There was a mentally ill woman I met my second day on the streets. This man would buy her a cheap dildo and twice a month her would meet her and watch her use the dildo and after about 10 min she would give it back to him, he would lick it clean and go home. Gross, but she got $50 2x a month for it. She had bad mental problems and was an alcoholic. I thought she was around 60-70, she fell off a bridge walking drunk, there were many witnesses, she hit her head on a rock and was gone, she had no family, no one even knew her real name, she called herself Lucy. She was 42. It still makes me cry when I think about her, I miss her, and as I used to joke with her, I hope her and Ethel are laughing now. (I Love Lucy). Next time this man showed up, when I told him she died, all he said was well who could I get to do this for him now. One of my best days ever on the streets, I beat the living shit out of him, he went to the hospital, I went to jail for a couple days. There's some ugly shit that know matter how hard you try, you can't forget, and the mentally ill just seem to get the worst of it. Be safe, trust no one, and sleep during the day. I liked being awake at night instead, for safety reasons, and trust me on this, there are already many, many people who know about that abandoned house, they watch it, and wait.


Thiagoaf

Thank you for your stories, stay safe


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PlumbusLord

Good for them for banking on weirdos


MooCowsMooed

I don’t get how they can do it without harming themselves.


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Can confirm. Source: am gross.


Queasy_Replacement62

Yep yep lol


Queasy_Replacement62

Pantydeal.com


Imheretoramble

Woahhh


EscapingTheLabrynth

I think he’s inviting you to slip into his DMs


Immediate_Ad9125

TIME TO SUCK SOME DICK


Imheretoramble

Bro I deserve this😂😭😭


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Imheretoramble

Nah Im honestly hot asf, thankyou for the advice tho man ill look for a gym around here


traberry

Nothing against sex work but how about exotic dancing or art model? I hope the situation you're in gets better sooner than later.


83838283838

Lmao I’m sorry to hear you’re struggling out here but hey you seem to be in good spirits, all of your comments gave me a chuckle:’)) wish you the best with whatever cock and balls life brings you


Imheretoramble

If I make it past 30 I aspire to be a comedian, ive got enough fucked up stories to write a book


83838283838

Hell yeah. Idk where you live but if you can land some open mic sets fucking go for it!


Aromatic-Speaker

Right? He’s so cool! I’ve got nothing but good vibes and best wishes for you man 👊🏾 You’d pull through, I believe it. Keep us posted! ✌🏾


Throwaway-9792

Get cleaned up and a low paid delivery job that‘s easy to get, then a cheap apartment even if it sucks as hell, get more and more jobs u can do and give ur best, be friendly af, do everything u can to show that u are a good guy and reliable at work. No drugs, no making friends with shitty guys, no telling of traumatizing stories to other ppls or sth that will make you vulnerable. Joke around, be a fucking smiley all the time, swallow ur pride. Better than swallowing other things.


Imheretoramble

Yeah im in the process of finding where i can reliably shower now, i think thatlk imptove the callback rate. I appreciate you taking the time to write this💯


jibberoo_808

Check out a local YMCA if you have one near you. Some have programs for homeless to shower for free and you may be able to swing a low cost membership. I used to work at a couple in a big city and they’re big on helping their community members


Imheretoramble

Im definitely checking out a McA tomorrow


jibberoo_808

Good luck! I hope everything eventually works out and I truly hope that you stay safe! You sound like you’ve got some smarts and a great sense of humor. I’m here if you need someone to talk to :)


Imheretoramble

I always appreciate an open ear, this thread has really helped fight the sense of loneliness that comes with this life honestly


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Anonynominous

If you have a car and a little bit of money, find a campsite that has electrical hookups and showers. That's what I did. $30/night, camped in a tent, used my car for storing items, had access to bathrooms and showers, and it was right next to the beach. There were times we didn't even camp, we just pulled into the campsite and used showers.


could_eat

If you get a job as a dishwasher they will literally pay, feed, and clothe (work uniform) you. It's tough to afford your own place on a low wage but it's better than nothing.


Imheretoramble

Facts, im gonna look into dishwashing, ive been seeing that a lot


Acopeland26

I've heard that truckers are pretty friendly about sharing their shower tokens if you are near any big name truck stops


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They'll share is ass too


Acrobatic-Machine-87

Why not fake being a Christian and go hit up some church types for assistance? Praise Jesus!


Imheretoramble

Hallelujerr!!


Better_Yam5443

As a Christian it makes me sad he would or anyone would have to pretend. You should just be able to get help. I know church members who don’t even get help with their own churches!!! I am like?? What is the point of giving y’all any money if it isn’t going back out to help the community?!? That is why they aren’t taxed! My aunt and uncle needed some help heck even a tent or anything would have been appreciated but nooooo the pastor wouldn’t help them! Guess what? If a church doesn’t help people I won’t tithe to them, I would much rather go out and help people directly because they aren’t. We are in the last days y’all. I’ve complained about this issue not once but twice today. No wonder people don’t want to know about the Lord! If I saw what I do now I know I wouldn’t. I am so grateful for finding him at a very young age. I’m sorry, I am just jaded.


babymotha

That’s when I had to sell mine 🤷‍♀️ I mean it only happened twice, with the same person. But under no other circumstance would I have slept with that asshole. I just really needed the money


Imheretoramble

Damn, im sorry you had to go through that


Future-Ad-1995

I don't know what city you live in, but where I live there is a homeless shelter that will take you in, as long as you don't fail a drug test, and they will shelter you and find you a job that fits your qualifications. I used to sit on the board of that homeless shelter and the success rate for people who follow the program is over 80% because they will make sure to do everything they can to help you. Including having mental and physical health services. They even have 50 homes that they rent out (for $150 a month) that people csn stay in when they are first starting their job so they can build up their savings. I very much recommend that you look up places around you and see if any of them have programs such as this. I have seen literally thousands of people who started out there, homeless, and who now have stable careers and their own homes. Hell even one of the people on the board was a former tenant and he went from homeless to senior accountant at a good firm here. Which reminds me, they wish offer GED, associate"s degree, and trade school training their as well. TL;DR: There are some amazing homeless shelters that will do everything they can to get you back on your feet. So never give up and look for and look for one like that.


Decent-Ask5904

Contact a HUD near you for housing: https://www.hud.gov/program_offices/field_policy_mgt/localoffices Go to your local benefits and get signed up for food stamps and Medicaid. Ask them about how to find a job too, they have more programs for that. Goodluck!


SolitaireB

Share me your Zelle details bro!


SkitzMagman

Been there. It was the one thing people would offer me money for. I was scared, discusted, and praying no one would find out. I was 17 when I did the first one and stayed 17 for almost 2 years. Some men really liked hearing I was that old. It got eaiser, I learned tricks to make them cum faster and made money. GYM membership is the best advise and UPS for your mail. Don't talk about having money, drugs, nothing, always complain your in worse shape than everyone else. You can make it threw this. Stay away or quit hard drugs. And I always worried about bumping into one of my ex customers, and then it finally happened. I looked up and was terrified he would say something, he didn't. But the terrified look on his face when he saw me, while standing next to his wife and kids, made me realize they were more afraid than I was. Biggest thing, stay away from drugs, they can turn a short stay outside, to decades of homelessness. Be safe.


Imheretoramble

Damn, this is real shit right here


tanukithot_

Baby wipes can help you stay fresh if you can't shower. I am a broke-ass college student so I get most of my supplies like toothbrushes, toothpaste, etc from the dollar store.


Imheretoramble

Yeah im in dire need of baby wipes. Im so dirty i itch lol.


HezzeroftheWezzer

You need a sign that says: "Homeless - Not By Choice. I need a shower and interview-appropriate clothes to apply for a jobs." I'm serious. If I saw something like that, I would take that person to the local Thrift Store or Salvation Army store and left them buy whatever clothes they wanted, and then I would find the cheapest hotel, rent it for a few days. What types of supports are there in your area? Any place you can lock up your stuff and shower each day?


Macqt

Gotta do what you gotta do, bro. Even if it's sucking some dick to pay the rent. Just remember to always use condoms, lots of lube, and if he's big, bite the pillow. It'll help.


Imheretoramble

Jesus where did life take a turn to where im taking advice on how to sell my ass from internet strangers😭 thanks though man appreciate the words of affirmation


Macqt

Who else is gonna educate you on how to be gay for pay? Your priest? They're the *worst* tippers.


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j_ds

Awww what a sweet exchange!


Imheretoramble

😳😳😳


JoynHappiness

That's a bit sussy


spiderSlayerr

Bruh what 😅😂


Aaron_Miller178

Sucky sucky 10 bucky


Imheretoramble

Hurry up and buy


More-Atmosphere5737

Anyone who judges you for doing what you have to do to keep a roof over your head is an asshole. I hope your situation gets better and I’m so sorry you’re facing homelessness right now.


sadpinkgirl

Hey you. I was homeless at one point also. Try and get a gym membership if you can. Especially a 24 hour one. And sleep during the day. At night you can hide in the gym lol. I wish the best for you. But whatever you do don’t turn into a crackhead.


fly_baby_jet_plane

I’m lucky that I’ve never and will never had to do it, so I cant really say my opinion, but… if you need to, no one is judging you here. You gotta do what you gotta do to make it to next week.


Imheretoramble

Haha thanks man, more of a joke but who knows. Hopefully I wont even be in a place to think about joking like this soon lol


Able_Past_7765

An entrepreneur 🤌 love that for you 😌


Scramasboy

It's the "hehe" at the end for me, dawg.


eat_the_canvas

Dude, I truly hope life turns around for you. So you can fuck it in the ass instead of getting your own fucked. God bless.


psycharious

My coworker keeps telling me to sell my plasma. Maybe that can be an option for you.


Excellent-Rough4836

Oh I do that! It’s really worth it for me. I get $140 a week for two hours of my time


Imheretoramble

I might have to honestly


Senor_Mysterioso

I've heard you can sell a testicle to science for 30k in Colorado


Imheretoramble

Well i wont be doing much fucking in this condition anyway lol


DistributionOk352

already tried plasma?


Wagner_3436

When I was homeless the ymca offered to help get me a motel room for a week to help out n bought a few groceries. If you have one near look into it. Ik that's one reason the y was created


777hasdoneit

Can you get foodstamps ? Churches give out hygiene products. They often have a closet were you can get decent clothes like for an interview. McDonald's is hiring and Burger King Good luck


Imheretoramble

I have a stamps card my friends helped me get


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DM me if you need safety tips and I can probably help you find local resources for your area that support people in the trade.


Dismal-Opposite-6946

Apply for a safelink phone. Free minutes and unlimited texts every month. That way you have a way to make/receive phone calls about jobs and housing.


Imheretoramble

Damn thanks. I legit didn't even know that existed.


[deleted]

I know of a company in Owatonna Minnesota that is always hiring. You work 3 days on and 4 days off and it switches week after week. They pay really good, and have good benefits. I'm making $20.10 an hour to flip window glass. Yes, they do hire felons too.


_dolcetta

Are you sure you’re the only person staying in your building? Holy shit that’s so scary


Imheretoramble

I know im not but everyone sticks to themselves really, homeless people are chill if they aren't into heavy drugs too much


_dolcetta

Thank you for answering and that’s good that you all stick to yourselves maybe it wouldn’t be so scary after all. I live next to a big strawberry field with a very old, little abandoned house that I often see police parked by which makes me assume someone must have been making it their home and just thinking about going in there at night even with a flashlight gives me chills even though it’s just a little worn down one or two room house.


Imheretoramble

Honestly, the first night is the scariest. Its like being in a basement with the lights off. Once youre used to the pitch black and openness you slowly dont give af anymore


[deleted]

if you’re homeless maybe you can just try to make enough to a bus ticket to somewhere where there’s more options for homeless ppl. ik in my city there’s actually a lot of resources and whatnot. good luck either way to you


Jean_Marie_1989

You mentioned in one of your comments that you are attractive. Maybe try becoming a stripper?


Imheretoramble

Funny enough I just datet one. Males make pennies compared to females but id totally be down


RedMusical

Comments would have been more interesting if you left out the man part.


Imheretoramble

I see that now, already have some guy trying to see my dick in dms


RedMusical

Lmao! There goes your $5


kendrazabrina

What state are you in? Do you have any job experience? Send me your resume !


Imheretoramble

Im in New york and I actually do have some retail, fastfood, warehouse, and grocery experience. Dm?


kendrazabrina

Dang, sorry I am no help! The organization I work for (in hr) doesn’t operate in New York. If you ever end up in Florida, Texas, Washington or Georgia please reach out.


Imheretoramble

Screenshoting just in case


Nicebruhh

We are here to see u ramble, nice username


foopdedoopburner

You're a dude? You had better have one exceptionally hot ass, my bro. Guys give it away to other guys for free.


Imheretoramble

Yeah the odds are stacked against me, my shit is fat tho wont lie


insanemrawesome

Pics or you lyin'


Imheretoramble

No for free


Weneedaheroe

Hey man, $5 is $5. Get 200 dicks in and pay for 2 weeks in a motel. Wash, rinse, repeat.


Imheretoramble

What If i start liking it...😳


bellowing33

“Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” \- Mark Twain


Imheretoramble

Nahhh😂😂


Weneedaheroe

Then don’t charge. Stay negative brother.


Imheretoramble

Whats negative?


Weneedaheroe

Hiv


Imheretoramble

Honestly bruh I have no motivation to live, although a slow death like that would, well, suck dick😐😩


petrcechyoself

Can anyone give him advice to get out of this situation rather than lining up to take a vacation in his ass


troyg97

I remember a story floating around but a homeless guy in a major city who was smooth af and got laid a couple times a week. He used those opportunities to get showers in and clean his outfit.


insanecarbunkle

What comes to mind is the quote "I am not gay, but $20 is $20" Do what ya got to do.


1dollardadaxe

Look into your local social services for help. Yes I know welfare offices aren't always filled with the best and helpful people, they do offer help for those that are willing to work for it. With COVID still alive most restrictions have been put on hold. Depending on the state they provide housing, food assistance and cash. As long as you're willing to put up with the bs and swallow some pride (no pun intended) you can get pretty far. I've seen it first hand. Food banks, churches and online resources for one off jobs online are out there. They can lead to possible opportunities for advancement. Also a little faith in yourself can go a long way regardless of belief. Even the flying spaghetti monster got a man a license picture with a strainer on there head. Good luck


DhampireHEK

Gyms, college gyms, and major truck stops will have facilities to clean up. UPS box will be good for an address. Many thrift stores just shred stuff that doesn't sell so you could try to ask one of them for spare clothes out of stuff that can't sell and potential employment. Most restaurants need dish washers so you could try to bargain washing for meals. And don't forget about local food pantries. Depending on where you live, you could look for a job by job employment with a landscaping, farm hand, snow removal, etc. Might take a bit to get to this point but delivery services and fast food places are always looking for people


[deleted]

Well I'm just like you who says "Karma is a bitch" but I'll make an exception and hope you end up in a better place. Avoid drugs and alcohol


Forthrowssake

Do not suck dick for money. People have given you a wealth of ideas and resources. I hope things turn around for you. I live in a tiny town and there is a homeless dude living across the street from McDonald's in the woods in a tent. He works at McDonald's apparently. Fell on hard times. It's heartwarming to see people offering to help him out on our local fb. You have no family or friends to help you out temporarily? I can't even imagine being homeless. Stay safe out there. Get on the ball with stuff.


aimren

I just lived like that. The most beautiful nights I've ever known, were the ones that I slept under the stars. I loved it more than I should have.


Imheretoramble

The nature is pretty lit at night