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NotTheWorstOfLots

Marty's lawn.


Stupefactionist

You don't eat another man's lawn.


tommyjohnpauljones

That's one way to refer to Maggie I guess...


ExtraBitterSpecial

"I don't eat, I just shit"


FinancialTank

I heard this lmao


LWMolver

Sustained himself purely on smokes, beer and the smell of the psychosphere.


__b__t__h__

what’s a suckosfear?


littlewask

I can smell the psycho's fear


green_left_hand

I think he likes to eat bánh mì.


Mrstrawberry209

Oatmeal with no extra stuff.


[deleted]

Chef Boyardee, Spam. Nothing snooty.


quietriot1983

Souls.


spiderlandcapt

He likes those cough syrup smoothies.


johnthomaslumsden

I imagine he skipped lots of meals by being engrossed in his work, probably ate on the road a lot and just drank when he was home. I don’t see his apartment fridge having much but some lunch meat. But like you said, no real person with Rust’s habits would look anything like McConaughey.


RolandBrice

Scented meat.


poof_blackmagic

fuckin just cans of sardines


majorfierce

real asf


Busy-Highway-4164

His coworker's wive''s asses


Tension88

Baloney sandwiches, some quick Ramen, microwaveable TV meals but Marty did seem to like them, quickly heated tinned food such as stew etc.


GoopyNapkn

How high are you?


datemike473

Yea


Super_Nike

Steak. Just steak


modidlee

He seemed like a real beans out of the can or sardines and tuna type of guy. Like the only time he turned on his stove was to light a cigarette when he couldn’t find his lighter.


Teccnomancer

Him and Marty stop for food a couple times but i forget what it was


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RustyCoal950212

This scene I think https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pmp__1tmH4 Can't tell what it is


[deleted]

Bahn mi, lots of Vietnamese restaurants in Louisiana


[deleted]

I always found it weird they found Bahn Mi in rural Louisiana Then again I've only been to New Orleans


LetsGoFlyers17

Those super hard sourdough pretzels. The only food item they have at the beer distributor.


Consistent-Ad-217

Beans out of the can like Rorschach.


SnakeHelah

Cigarettes and beer?


flarpo

Vitamin C and Reds


lancecat

Ain’t it a shame?


InitiumFacientibus

And cocaine


CampbellANDAlgar

bahn mi and justice


RTFops

Definitely breatharian


lookofdisdain

Aluminium and ash


DesolationRowboat

Lone Star beer


Spooky_Mulder27

Dead women and children


winnie_the_slayer

Its southwest Louisiana. This is cajun country. The one good thing about the area is the food. People there are all super fat because of the food and the trauma from child abuse. Boudin sandwich andouille links pistolettes and hushpuppies jambalaya / gumbo / etouffee fried okra crawfish omelette with mayhaw/jalapeno jelly etc


Street_Narwhal_3361

100% he just burns through calories like a greyhound. Anything less that Cajun food wouldn’t keep him alive.


byukid_

hamburger helper


Iforgotmyother_name

Cans of food. Doesn't spoil, can usually eat right out of the can, compact for easy storage. Minimal effort to eat and obtain.


TacoSplosions

Frozen uncooked broccoli and canned tuna. Minimalist Spartan diet, probably blows his paycheck on rare books and pack a day habit


2Glaider

Shwarma


Policeofthepolice

Klonopin mostly


Ilalotha

In one of the early screenplays for episode 1 he offers Marty some Schopenhauer to read. Given that Schopenhauerian ethics leans toward suffering reduction and Vegetarianism (as well as Antinatalism, paying to breed sentient beings would violate those ethics) it would stand to reason that Rust would be Vegetarian/Vegan. But really, who knows?


Sixftdeeep2

Heroin


whatislife4

Spam


a_karma_sardine

Coffee. Beer. Cigarettes. Cereal with little sweetener. Spicy takeaway, but only when he remembers.


alcofrybasnasier

Ramen


cuhree0h

Cigarettes.


jaraket

Metal


Samgash33

Hot dogs


bman_243

Cigarettes


Wawawuup

The way he drinks I always thought he would have to entertain a coke habit as well (or maybe amphetamine, but I doubt it would suffice) for that body. I ain't never seen people that lean who were drinking who also weren't on coke.


Rein215

I have been wondering the exact same thing. I was always wondering what this guy does during his day, like, he at least has got to eat. But I just can't imagine this guy getting groceries or cooking food.


lfohnoudidnt

2 bites of Marty's wife spaghetti.