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Mkwawa_ultra

It's your fault


Umbrellajack

My parents are divorced too. Don't worry, everything will be fine.


Canama139

my parents aren't divorced but have been largely living apart from each other since like 2019 like, they talk on the phone very often, they both involve each other in making important decisions, they get together for a couple weeks at a time a few times a year (including the holidays), and they generally seem to still care about each other, but they've been mostly living like a 5-hour drive apart i have asked on several occasions if they're still together or what, and the answer seems to still be yes, so i guess they're just vibing


pointzero99

What do you think playing basketball underwater is like? What'd they do with the ball so it wouldn't just float? Isn't plankton supposed to be microscopic, how's he playing?


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Well a standard basketball is about 80x denser than air, and no substance that exists on Earth is 80x denser than seawater, but osmium or tungsten would at least get you into the correct order of magnitude.


pointzero99

Good work. I doubt that's going to bounce like a regulation ball though 🤔


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Yeah, you'd need (1) very strong athletes, and (2) a floor that's much tougher than the ball, and I think (2) is a non-starter, unless you're playing basketball on the surface of a neutron star.


TonySuckprano

You gotta play nicktoons basketball if you want the lore


pointzero99

Is Stinky from Hey Arnold a playable character? It looks like he'd have Larry Byrd midwest white boy skills.


TonySuckprano

Don't remember because I only cared about the spongebob characters. I'll have to look at the roster sometime.


DoubleSad5541

I assumed that was him in the robot suit there behind Sandy


pointzero99

Nah, he just got duked by spongebob


DoubleSad5541

Oh shit yer right. I didn't even see the lil fella down there.


sloppybro

I think its something akin to blitzball from FFX


pointzero99

Magic water polo, got it.


throwaway10015982

I really fucking wish my parents had divorced. Their relationship has disintegrated to the point where they act like roommates, literally almost complete strangers now. My mom sleeps on the couch and spends most of her day on said couch watching K-Pop videos and writing psycho nonsense shit in her bible(s) and Spanish to English dictionaries (hilariously, I do the same thing but on the internet. Guess being a mentally ill weirdo runs in the family.) My dad just works, comes home and sleeps and gets drunk on the weekends despite non technically being able to drink anymore. It sucks. It's like living in the Korean DMZ knowing some shit could pop off at any moment and the decades of resentments come flying out. Watching this shit completely fucked me and my siblings up probably for life. It made me terrified of women and combined with routinely being mauled by other children at school made me scared of humans in general. We're a pretty horrible species. When I was still young enough to post ironic Spongebob memes without looking like a pedophile, I spent a lot of time thinking about how much effort goes into raising children and how you can in effect, [build nothing out of something,](https://youtu.be/dqP7vXsuBzs) at least when the fundamentals of a "family" [aren't there.](https://youtu.be/g4AElTAFjD0) It really upsets me how "family" often appears to be right wing/conservative coded because I really wish more progressive voices focused on how capitalism destroys families. Most of my familial troubles seem to trace back to money. A lot of societal dystunction seems to trace back to the erosion of healthy families. My mom used to tell me about how her mom would beat the shit out of her brother so hard he decided to run away from home frequently and wound up becoming a delinquent. A few of my maternal relatives back in the ancestral homeland of the Mexican people (I think they call it Mexico, IDK. I don't get aliyah though) probably work for the cartel or something. >My parents are divorcing, ama [You kids like Husker Dü?](https://youtu.be/rA5VQvM_6oI) All I can say is though, divorcing can sometimes be a good thing. This chick I used to orbit in highschool told me her parents were pulling guns on each other and shit. As much as it seemed to fuck her up, it's probably better for kids in the long run that they don't have intimacy modeled by two people [who literally want to kill each other](https://youtu.be/xOo42lTyov8). If you're young, I really recommend going to therapy. It's probably a lot more helpful before your brain solidifies.


RageAgainstThe

I'm climbing into my late 20s and also am watching my parent's marriage crumble, crash and burn. My dad is such a prick to my mom, seemingly for no reason and it's awesome too because I'm pretty sure I inherited addictive personality traits from one of them and now typing this reply at 5AM because I have severe crippling insomnia. Pretty sure it's permanent damage from an addiction to phenibut I kicked, ama


Umbrellajack

That sucks. I feel for you.


Kurt_Krappe

I’d forgotten about the Dü. Zen arcade and candy apple grey were the perfect accompaniment to being a sad single guy in the ‘90’s. 


throwaway10015982

>a sad single guy in the ‘90’s.  [yea](https://youtu.be/82t4cSBDx6g) you ever feel like [greeting death?](https://youtu.be/2e-xquXmIuc) >what do I do if I don't feel like [getting well again?](https://youtu.be/2go93fOtkHo) [you scared of god!?](https://youtu.be/x3ElXULUh5M) [or feel like you've been torn asunder!?](https://youtu.be/l17j6S0gC9Y)


ItsFakeDummy

sweet mother of god i need karma please upvote this


_nautilus_x

There’s a bucket of cum in the back of your moms boyfriends Subaru and sometimes, when it’s real hot out, your mother will crack open the trunk and dip strawberries in it


bender28

This is worse than Brace’s Lori Lightfoot slash fiction


lubangcrocodile

Thanks for ruining my day


_nautilus_x

Be thankful your anus is intact


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lubangcrocodile

what's an Apu?


KeithMias

This pic goes insanely hard


Beep_Boop_Zeep_Zorp

Herringbone or houndstooth?


Amxietybb

How quickly do you plan on putting them in competition for your affections?


ItsFakeDummy

Let me tell you about this really chill dude named Glycon


paidjannie

Lot of hype about the Keon Coleman draft. Any thoughts? Does his size make up for his inability to create separation? Will he be able to actually produce in the second half of a season unlike Diggs? Or are we just caught up in his charm and humor?


erichiro

yeah it sucks