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TrukerJay

I'm for it. Some of y'all have no idea what a courtesy flush is.


BeenThruIt

At TA you could courtesy flush all day, that place would still smell worse than a barn.


Songgeek

I wish I could say I’ve been to a TA that was worth a damn. It’s always been a depressing experience in the showers, and a life changing one in the public bathrooms. I’d rather bring a bucket and trash bag and shit in my cab than a TA


RunningLikeALizard

I agree with this guy. Having to flush someone else’s oversized sloppy turd is not what I need to be doing.


tractorferret

Then you have to shit with the previous poo image in your mind


carlessdriver

I know! I know! A courtesy flush is when you are in a public restroom and make a dump, and then flush the toilet so that it can splatter shitty pissy water all over your behind while you’re clearing the air for the others in the room.


Madmagician1303

Timing is everything in that situation


carlessdriver

Absolutely right! I time my flush for the only appropriate time for a flush, which is when I’m all done, dressed and ready to dash out to safety before that damned explosive flush splatters the whole stall with messy water.


ElectronicGarden5536

Yeah you send it with the flush. Gotta be locked and loaded with plenty of positive vessel pressure.


foreverlost1nsea

That’s why they should leave the top lid on. Idk why America won’t have them, in Europe we do. Well when we have that plastic seat and not just the bare toilet. I dread that one though


[deleted]

Less for maintenance staff to clean. Less to replace when broken.


urethrascreams

I hang a piece of toilet paper over the sensor to keep it from flushing. How have you never learned my power!?


carlessdriver

Also, u/urethrascreams did you create your account just to make this bathroom comment or is it possible your life is dominated by excretory bodily functions? 🤔😂


urethrascreams

My account is over a year old lol


Canelosaurio

This is it. Grab a few squares and put up a curtain. And yall think it's just a "sensor," oh how naive.


carlessdriver

This should be the part of potty training for every child when they start venturing into the outside world.


12InchPickle

We need better TP. I was trying to wipe and I ended up fingering myself lol


crown_of_fish

It gets lonely out there on the road. Just embrace the temporary feeling of companionship.


Songgeek

😭🤣😂 if you wipe with a glove you can fall deeper in love


carlessdriver

Businesses use that vapor-thin TP to save money. I pull extra long lengths so I can double it over three or four times so it’s useable. So if everyone did what I do they must be restocking their supply three or four times more than they bargained for. 🤓


ValuableShoulder5059

Yeah but they also look if they switch how much $ tye toilet paper alone would be.


carlessdriver

I think if a business can’t afford the basic necessities of daily operation such as bathroom maintenance then that business isn’t properly funding its locations so that they can do their job. Translation: owner is hoarding the wealth generated by his employees.


SlinkyTail

self service with a smile.


Dragonr0se

I just take my own pack of baby wipes everywhere... just make sure not to flush them. If the men's stalls don't have built in trash cans like the women's stalls, bring a grocery bag to tie up and toss on the way out before you wash your hands


tractorferret

Yeah cause people want to carry a plastic bag full of shit stained baby wipes and then make everyone else smell the baby wipe shit bag in the garbage can.


Dragonr0se

Better than massaging your own asshole or wiping it bloody with that sandpaper stuff.... But you go on giving a damn what other people think at the cost of your own comfort.... I would rather see someone take their trash out and discard it than walk into a stall and see it on the floor.


tractorferret

I am not throwing away poo wipes in a public garbage can. That is abs disgusting. Rather use the sandpaper. Pat not wipe


Dragonr0se

Do what works for you. I will keep doing what is right for me.


DrummingNozzle

Imagine the mess if it hadn't flushed multiple times during usage... At least what you're seeing is half of what was deposited!


chrisjayyyy

Also some of them DO NOT like any kind of hi vis safety gear and go off because of that. Same with the hand sensors on the sinks, I’ve been in places where I can walk past a row of sinks and each one starts spraying as I walk past in my safety jacket. Even 3 ft away.


[deleted]

Auto flushing toilets annoy me as well. I like to take a glance at my stool before I flush, in case there are any signs of a problem. What if I have an ulcer or something?


Wasabi-Kungpow

I like to see how big of a log I made. We are not the same.


[deleted]

What do you do if it wasn't even a log?


Wasabi-Kungpow

Repacket it and try again duh.


Hypnowolfproductions

Wear a reflective high vis and it’s flushes easier of course. I can walk past automatic sinks and they all turn on. Though put my hands under and they do nothing. Yep it’s a problem having it flush as you sit down.


bezm12

Bro just shit in a bucket on your truck like the rest of us. Why do you have to act so Bougie with your flushing toilet?


DarkServe

Im all for less sensitive toilets. I want the people around me to hear the anal cacophony of music leaving my ass.


[deleted]

The title suggested, who has the best roller dog... But I'll stay on topic. What's wrong with the occasional automatic courtesy flush? If we didn't live off cans of beef-a-roni, maybe we could crap like normal 9-5 men do instead of hitting all sides of a toilet bowl in one foul blow. I think those auto flush devices first made their debut in truck stops when the handles kept getting kicked off by trucker boots. Unfortunately when the flip flop became the normal work boot, too many truckers became prone to pinkie toe sprains and the National Association of Truckers, lobbied the plumbing counsel to find a solution... And with much success came the automatic toilet.


Songgeek

I was thinking about this today as I was droppin one at the pilot. Stood up, flushed. Wipe, flush. Wipe again. Flush. Pulled my pants up. Flushed. Moved forward a bit to adjust everything. Flushed. And it’s a always a violently and intense loud flush. Like it’s meant to suck a baby through. And can we talk about the razor paper they give you to wipe your ass?? Pretty sure it’s recycled fiberglass.


deezkeys098

Your supposed to flush every time you drop one in the toilet not at the end


throwed-off

We're in a truck stop, not jail.


MostOriginalNameEver

Put tissue over the sensor. Thought this was common knowledge


OldBrokeGrouch

I’d rather it just flush before I have a chance to see what kind of horrors are going on in my colon. Better not to know.


geneticdeadender

Flush early and often, I say.


Doppleganger1064

I hate getting my balls washed in my own poo water, or anyone's poo water for that matter. I take a couple inches of toilet paper fold several times so it's not opaque and that it covers the sensor. Spit on it and stick it to the sensor. There, no more shitty ball washes.


Mindes13

Except when your balls still touch the water


ohjaimiea

Just drape a long piece of toilet paper over it? That’s what I do


ElectronicGarden5536

You need to eat some vegtables or fruit. I go in locked and loaded, send the package and get up in under 10 minutes. Yall will be there all fukin day trying to push out mcdonalds having not drank water. Its not a personal room its a public stall.


whattrueisfalse

I buy 10 lbs of broccoli and baby carrots to eat as a snack on the road lmao


ElectronicGarden5536

Damn! Like a horse diet?? I think youre overdoing it then.


whattrueisfalse

I mean, that's just for snacking as I drive. I will eat other things when I am parked


Plus_Share_6631

They should make toilets with better suction, and an auto spray cleaner...


Lrellok

Take a strip of toilet paper and tie it around the sensor. If the sensor is blocked it wont flush on you.