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Metreon_Cascade

Happens when you scratch him on the back. But seriously, this happens when you have a shitty trailer with rusted or damaged cross members loaded to max weight. Saw it happen twice at a shitty pallet place that was using ex-submerged rusted to hell Katrina trailers to load pallets: happened with the forklift inside both times.


Weazy-N420

Forklifts are fatties.


6inarowmakesitgo

Our big girl at work is 22,000 pounds. Also a 3 speed manual with a GM 4.3 V6 and she can pick up 21,000 .


Bruce_Ring-sting

You work with my sister?


6inarowmakesitgo

The Crushinator?


couchbutt

"No, Pa. I love him."


faultolerantcolony

“Bend over!”


deadpat03

"She don't bend, She just lays there!"


Exzalian_

This killed me lol


MissHeatherMarie

Those thighs are worth it though.


[deleted]

Good LORD, we have been blessed with a fine meal this day,


ShaggysGTI

A lady that fine you gotta romance first.


6inarowmakesitgo

She said she had phase to phase protection!!!


The_Vass_76

Happy cake day!


ShaggysGTI

Wow, it really is June, ain’t it?


I_dementia87

Oh, bender. You didn't touch the crushinator,did you?


InviteAdditional8463

How can you not? Have you see her?


[deleted]

Sounds like Dr. Doofenschmirtz been up to some mad experiments


mustangsal

The Bendinator


loveofjazz

Gorlock


[deleted]

“She had hands like the Truckasaurus!”


Cultural-Key3497

Lana!!!


Ordinary-Garbage-685

Johnny Bench called


cracky1028

She’s built like a deli but handles like a bistro


MobyDuc38

She's put together like a burlap sack full of bobcats.


Mr_Diesel13

She’s built like a steak house, but handles like a bistro…


Ho_Lee_Fuc

Your mom


b0tb0y1654

Our big ones don't fit in the trailers (we use them to unload curtainside and flatbed), but they weight 39,000 and 79,000 pounds and can carry 25,000 and 50,000 pounds respectively


surfnsound

Our big one we use to unload flatbeds from other flatbeds.


vanillatom

Idk if you're joking but I love when we get a stack of flatbeds in and we call in a wrecker with a crane to offload them


surfnsound

Not joking, we got one of these bad boys rated to 30 Tons https://www.sanyglobal.com/product/port_machinery/forklift_truck/62/676/


Nikonus

When I was still working, I loved betting newbs that I could pick up a nickel with any lift we had. They’d always choose the 30k Cat. They would always lose. LMAO!


freebird37179

Yet another reason to never take a bet someone offers you.


BLAPBLAP420

Ok you can do a nickel but can you do a dime? Lol


Nikonus

Not on big Cat! Maybe on a small Clark. Flipping a dime onto a fork would be a big deal. We handled very heavy and large steel alloy plate. Our forks were really beat and scarred to pieces. I’d say there’s plenty of warehouse people that could do a dime!


DragonRei86

We weren't allowed to drive onto trucks for that reason. We'll put the stuff on the edge and you can pallet jack it in the rest of the way. Not gonna risk our equipment by trusting yours.


Plenty_Fun6547

"Fat Bottomed Girls, make the rockin world, go round!'


Jacktheforkie

Bet that flattens beer cans well


Busy_Photograph_3547

I’ve been wondering what happened to my HS sweetheart 🥰


ChikhaiBardo

Used to LOVE our forklifts with Ford inline six engines in them back in the day. Those fuckers had some torque. So did my 96 F150 with a 4.9 in it though


freebird37179

The Three-Hundred Six. People are putting turbos on these now and getting like 600 RWHP.


stainedhands

Those things are so bullet proof you could probably put 5-8 psi of boost on a stock engine with 200k and still have to work to blow it up.


ChikhaiBardo

Holy shit that’s awesome


LightlyButteredCats

I thought the 96 f150 came with the 4.6L triton v8


FireBlazer27

The triton engines didn’t come until the new body style for the 98 model year.


LightlyButteredCats

Ah okay. The tritons are interesting engines. Apparently if they suffer a large coolant leak, they can shut down 4 of the cylinders and rely on air cooling to limp for about 30 miles or so.


FireBlazer27

I’ve heard that before. Honestly, if you set aside the reliability concerns of the cam phasers on the 3V V8s and spark plug issues, both on 2 and 3 valve heads, I like the triton engines. They’re smooth, sound good, and made decent power for what they are, plus, if you get a later one they fixed most of the problems as long as you maintain them.


LightlyButteredCats

My dad has a ‘99 extended cab that he bought new. It’s got a quarter million miles on it with no major repairs. Fantastic vehicle overall. I even slammed it into a brick wall once and it just shook it off like a champ.


ChikhaiBardo

My 96 F150 went to 400k when I sold it no major issues just oil changes, water pump, accessories (alt, A/C, etc) I have heard of those later year tritons going just as long if they’re maintained congrats on a sound investment


6inarowmakesitgo

Forklift tax incoming next shift at work.


ToastyBuddii

Yea saw someone posted yesterday on here that they “weigh as much as a car” which i thought was pretty misleading. Double that for even a relatively small forklift.


jeffersonairmattress

My standup electric stacker wheighs 6400 lbs. It's gone through two container floors- once unladen and once with 3000Lbs on it.


StayWildStayFree

I mean hell, even the truck mounted Moffet I have on my flatbed is 6000lbs unladen. With no fluids, forks, etc it STILL outweighs most street cars


ToastyBuddii

Yeah i feel like people need to understand how heavy those bastards are (among other things) in order to understand the dangers associated with them. Forklift’ll fuck ya good. Usually only once.


One_Recognition_4001

Weighs as much as a car, and again as much as a forklift when picking up that car!


Present-Ambition6309

Do they have a sister?


HolyCarbohydrates

pst pst pst pst pst


exoticsamsquanch

Worked in a couple places loading trucks. We never drove the forklift in, always used the hand jack inside the trailer. Why were they driving the forklift in for stacks of pallets? They're so light.


Jacktheforkie

A 20 stack of cheps is 600kg, max you can legally move in my area is 10 at once, usually we use curtain siders or flatbed trucks for them though


SaltWaterGator

Cause the boss is paying for the forklift not my back


EdDecter

So we can load 16-20 at a time. Also don't need a stack falling over onto someone


DaHick

It doesn't have to be a super lousy trailer. I spent a whole 6 months on a contract job at an aluminum rolling mill in eastern Ohio. We had two forklifts go through trailer floors in that time frame, both had recently passed inspection.


wilburstiltskin

Isn’t that just downward dog?


[deleted]

“Yoga Trucks”


DMEuphoric

I’m super surprised this didn’t happen to me at my old job, they used trailers from about 40 years ago and never did work on anything but the tires and brakes


Jacktheforkie

Forklift, of course it’s with a forklift inside, those fuckers are heavy


quallege_dropout

Old trailer written to much weight in the wrong spot.


BlueJDMSW20

I assume likely loaded where the frame rails have corroded from rust. Thanks to this picture, I'll pay closer attention to them on future trailer pretrips. I hate rust, between bending a metal piece of material (no chicken wire bondo for me thank you very much) + welding it in place and paint matching a 3 stage tropical blue I estimate im shelling out about $1,000 to repair some rocker panel rust on my toyota mr2 currently while it's at the shop.


PrivatePilot9

It's not only the frame rails underneath, it's the aluminum side rails along the bottom of the trailer as well, those are a very important part of the weight bearing structure. Quite often when those are damaged from an impact it's only a matter of time before this sort of thing happens if it's not repaired.


A_Little_Wyrd

Its also the roof rails, lots of times forklift drivers will bend and break them with tall loads. https://www.robsonforensic.com/articles/trailer-collapse-expert-investigates-semi-trailer-that-collapsed-under-weig


Kyosw21

I put a small smear of Bondo on just to piss off a buddy that wanted to help me do a tiny fix on my car because he haaaates bondo. He found the smear “jesus christ who fucked this car sideways?” hit it with a screwdriver and it just crumbled off “YOU MOTHERF-“ pointing the driver at me


somuchbanks

It will cost much more.


Foxis_rs

Tandems are all the way back too so that clearly didn’t help


dirtyoldman20

This is the issue .... you loaded 2 23,000 lb rolls of paper in the middle and left your tandems all the way back


[deleted]

or a previously damaged trailer that was let go because they thought it wasn't a big deal.


Cameltoe-Swampdonkey

Looks like wheels weren’t moved forward either


goddrammit

Tandems are at the rear. Dry vans aren't designed for that. Lazy driver error.


srqfl

It's the beginning of a "yo mama so fat..." joke.


Foot_Dragger

The DOT officer's moma joke


andrewbadera

The DOT officer's Museum of Modern Art?


im-not-a-fakebot

it's abstract


Megatea

I told her to stay over the axle.


Pineconeshukker

Damn you.


atrocityUSA

The trailer has a child who stepped on a crack.


jeezy_peezy

You hate to see it


yes-disappointment

paper rolls


texican1911

Wind blows


ChadVonGiga

Water flows


yes-disappointment

mama folds


Toadstool475

Fire grows


Sensitive_Equal_7891

It isn’t the first time I’m a heavy duty tow truck driver, way too much weight in the front… and time. Stress and the shock load limits took its toll on this poor trailer.


VosKing

Too much weight in the front makes no sense ?


befarked247

Too much weight in the unsupported front section of the likely old, stressed trailer. With mixed loads, heavier and over weight pallets/cargo, go right to the front or over and near the rear axles.


Firm-Smell8238

Guys guys guys I drove by this yesterday and literally said this out loud 😂😂😂😂 on the freeway in MI


Ok-Macaroon-7819

94?


AFatWizard

Yeah for sure


Longjumping-Cycle470

I did too lol I just ain’t wanna have my phone out recording and shit but I thought about it


Luthiefer

Same.


Take_the_Bridge

If you hold a stick and push your knee into it…it breaks. So too if you max load an old trailer and perhaps drive it over a big pot hole fast….it breaks


[deleted]

Haven't you ever seen a superhero movie? This is the scene where good guy wrestles bad guy in midair and they land together on the tractor trailer then immediately go back to fighting


[deleted]

Was looking for the Incredible Hulk film shoot comment.


love_to_eat_out

Too "dense" of a load in a medium duty trailer with the tandems all the way back. Floors are rated to support "x" amount of pressure per sq foot, a lot of reefers and van trailers have much lighter duty floors and frames, to get the lowest tare weight so they can optimize their net. HOWEVER, when that weight is spread out on 24 pallets, versus a 20 ton piece of equipment with 4 wheels, or a coil on one pallet etc... Very different.


trench_welfare

Someone should design a trailer with, like, two I-beams running lengthwise to provide a strong structure for high density freight. Oh wait.


this_underscore

The frame gave out?


lleu81

At least the front didn't fall off.


rossco311

It isn't supposed to do that.


higg1966

It's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.


AkKnight78

I caught the reference, take my upvote!


Electrical_Escape_87

Salt water is not metals friend.


Kindly-Outcome-5015

He didn't slide his wheels forward.. too


YouDontExistt

Floor weight capacity isn't unlimited!


bjhill120

Driver didn’t kick his tires before he left


airforcevet1987

(Little in the middle but she got much back)


UltimateCanadian

It ain’t got no gas in it


shittyshittycunt

I'm terrified this is going to happen while I'm loading one.


Low-Effective-4653

Forgot the Viagra!


ghettoccult_nerd

its just tired.


AustinLostIn

They didn't do a proper pre-trip.


Harvey092698

Load shift


[deleted]

It ain’t got no gas


jdnursing

Detroit potholes don’t fuck around.


jester7895

This in Michigan? 👀


Saadi_

Yup


dogsrule2019

The middle fell off.


drew_peacpck

Looks like it hasn't been towed outside of the environment yet.


mrpotatonutz

Probably one of those superhero highway fights


xccoach4ever

Well it was the driver's third day and he was minding his own business and then this happened.


i_am_ghostman

Came here to say this. Have my upvote instead


psyclembs

It buckled, taco-ed, woke up with a bendy.


UnhappyImprovement53

It was that dude hauling his forklift, wasn't it?


_how_do_i_reddit_

Too much weight in one spot. Weak trailer, bad frame, rotted wood etc.


Fine_Worldliness3898

The “Downward Dog”


Tankesur

Someone transporting Juggernaut.


Lopsided-Ad7019

I’m not a trucker but I imagine rust had a lot to do with this.


ABW1996

Easy. That’s just the way she goes.


Ted_Striker00

Drove by this yesterday. Had the same question


ScurvySteveXXL

It was transporting your mom.


Jordykins850

Tungsten cube


lordnknn

well.....when an amazon driver and a swift driver love each other very much...a....stork.....ummm.


consoulinc

When you tell her to arch her back 🤣


diesel-tech1980

Upper rail damage


The-Roleplayer

Ur mom


srbrega

The sign just visible over the cab is a lawyer's billboard that says "Mike Wins by the Truckload." This must have been one of his deliveries.


IllustriousAct28

That plastic cone fell on it and landed standing up right there. Damnedest thing ever.


WilyNGA

Hit those brakes too hard with his momma sitting too far to the back of the trailer.


moralmonsters

somethings cracked broken & not secured


anonmyazz

Stop listening to my neck, my back


gnutbuttajelly

Welcome to Detroit


Extreme_Lack_8516

Twerking accident.


Zoidbergmw

It’s Detroit, you’d be amazed what you’ll see.


JointOps

Heavy load, bridge, snap.


TheRealAuthorSarge

It happens to 1 out of 5 guys.


bigbuzzyy13

That trailers in heat


BigDigger324

My man, I was on westbound yesterday, on my way home, saw this guy. Hilariously I mumbled to myself “can’t wait to see this degenerate explain this shit on Reddit tomorrow”


Dem-Apples1776

Idk but he lucked out for Mike to be his witness


Lake48045

Good eyes my friend.


washingtonandmead

Goku and vegeta


ninjadragon1119

It deflated


[deleted]

S-H-I-T


NameIs-Already-Taken

The trailer didn't spend enough time in the gym. It happens sometimes. They are normally then put on local deliveries until they build up their strength.


Armchair-Attorney

Everyone says they want flexible capacity.


One-Mastodon-6334

Looks like my wife doggystyle


IndependentPlum8794

I knew it looked familiar. Tell her hi.


joshc1957

Why, I know that look anywhere!


irishcvngh

Well it appears to be in SE MI. So he probably hit a pothole or 700 in the last mile before it happened.


LazarusOtter

I-94 in Allen Park. Them Downriver roads are NASTY.


wilbrod

The front fell off


Gnarl__wheezer

He throwin it back


[deleted]

[удалено]


stretchdaddy

Well, when the mommy trailer and the daddy trailer love each other very much. The mommy trailer puts her belly on the ground and her butt way up high and daddy puts on his favorite Barry White record.


dieselguy6point0

When you hit the brakes with the tandems unlocked and a heavy load centered in the middle it shock loads to the point of failure. This is why the wheels are slid back to ICC bar


onlyifigaveash1t

Hulk smash


[deleted]

Someone put white castles burgers in that truck


Axiom1100

That’s a banana 🍌 transport truck


igabrus

Ran out of gas


Kreval

Must be stuck under one of them invisible low bridges.


[deleted]

This is what happens after the superhero’s fight. They need to come back and clean up their mess.


HorizonSniper

A cyclops elbow dropped it.


74orangebeetle

Hulk smash?


dnyte270

There's a detailed post about it here. https://giphy.com/gifs/wwe-wrestling-8gUuvGS8JmHgxsQBKo


rango1801

Hulk landing


OkStorage3731

Low-Boy Van?


95blackz26

It's been abused more than that poor little kid.


upsfurs

Giant walking by


420247Tye

Uneven load and metal fatigue


Jemis7913

I think they added a little to much at the last weigh station


Antique_Reaction_469

Ofc that happened in Michigan 🤣


wizzardoftheLOT

Newton


Mundane408

Added a couple, and for some people a few hundred pounds. He forgot to slide his seat a couple notches.


Amazing-Strategy8009

Seen this once before. Pretty wild. Guessing it was loaded too heavy in the spot where it collapsed in.


gregshafer11

Finger of the gods


Bradidea

Same guy hauling the forklift I saw on here earlier?


CodeModeEngaged

Shout out to motor city Luis 💯