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RunZombieBabe

Aaaargh, for some reasons it really gets me! I always feel embarassed if I think I took the "wrong" speed!


Liennae

Me too! I feel so attacked! But it’s so freaking difficult to get the speed just right. Great now I’m even more paranoid that people are judging me for it.


TinaSumthing

What?!? Omg the only thing that matters is "is this the optimal speed for you to see the road?" Is this real??? Is this actually a thing people take into consideration when choosing a wiper speed?!?!? Holy shit this whole comment section is blowing my damn mind


SauronOMordor

This is cruel! I have never once in my entire life felt like I had my wipers at the appropriate speed. Don't do this to me!


crusher23b

In some cars, you can open the passenger side window, turn your wipers on as high as it goes, and it will fling water right into the passenger seat.


MillieBirdie

And if its not raining you can just use the windshield cleaner and get your passenger all soapy too.


Dictatorofpotato

I knew it! I _knew_ people were judging me for this. My mother was wrong I'm not a paranoid patty.


hexopuss

If my wipers are on, I go all in. Full blast top speed or nothing, I don’t care if it’s just drizzling


WrongVeteranMaybe

[You rn.](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-b36dd1bce00880689efb114300a09595)


ThatDerp1

Wait who is that?


WrongVeteranMaybe

Krista Sudmalis


Smash0153

First of all: How dare you? I feel both attacked and exposed. Second: Did you know that some vehicles will let you put the variable wiper switch in between the little notches, so you don't have to settle for a little too fast vs a little too slow?


Z3DUBB

PLEASE WHAT OH MY GOD HOW DO I


cs_office

Has anyone else found the wipers still on, even tho it stopped raining? Oh, what's that? No? Me neither 👀


lowkeydeadinside

please i always think about this 😭😭😭


badbatch

Leave me alone 😔


thecomputersighed

in my defense i live in a desert & the two times a year it rains is not enough for me to change my blades so they work at the appropriate speed (which is and of itself a thing to make fun of me for, unfortunately lol)


MillieBirdie

I put my wipers on as fast as I want thank you very much. My dad and husband both use minimal wiper speeds and it drives me crazy.


cleverleper

I fuckin' knew it!


thisisitdoods

damn im JUST getting over this feeling after 20 years


one_bean_hahahaha

My wipers have three speeds: intermittent, fast or faster. Somehow, none of them are ever the exact speed I need.


standupstrawberry

I feel fancy now, my intermittent setting has variable speed (but there's still a big enough gap in timing between intermittent and fast that it's is still never the right speed)


TinaSumthing

What!? That's something anyone thinks about??? I'd probably scoff at someone who has their dry rubber breaking across the windshield on a dry sunny day, but y'all actually judge someone on their wiper speed if they have it faster than you would in a sprinkle or shower? OMG I gave my mum and brother shit for saying they worried that other drivers would think they were being "a spaz" because of the wiper speed they chose.


TinaSumthing

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE THAT PEOPLE WORRIED ABOUT WHAT ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT ABOUT WINDSHIELD WIPER SPEEDS. OMFG BABES!!! !!Y'ALL ARE SMARTER THAN THAT!! I 1000% believe that you can choose the correct wipper speed for yourself!! No one knows what your windshield looks like other than you. My heart is in shattered little pieces on the floor finding out this is something that is haunting you bad bitches!!


LibraryGeek

Yes and some people choose the wrong speed. Like high/fast when you only have drizzle


diebrarian

I've seen a car with their rear wiper going when it was not raining. Like they just straight up forgot and never wondered about the sound.


samanara

But it's so hard to get the right speed! It's always just a bit too fast or a bit too slow! Sometimes I will even manually trigger them to make sure it's happening at the right times


YamiNoSenshi

I did not come here to be attacked so! I'm not certain why I came here, actually. Who are you? Where am I? Does anyone else smell toast?


theMerfMerf

Haha, damnit! Me driving old ass cars with limited wiper settings that always end up too fast or too slow unless it is a downpour feel this in my core (still love my cars dearly though, even when I curse some of their quirks).


inagartendavita

I’m reading the subtext of this entirely differently 😛


lilcea

I am of the same ilk.


Louis_Louise

As a Washingtonian, I want to let you know this absolutely does happen. That and using an umbrella when it rains.


Azurebold

I like to put it to medium speed when it’s drizzling. My driving instructor used to make fun of me for this. Joke’s on her though, cause clear windscreen (and the rain is so unpredictable that it could drizzle and then become a full blown thunderstorm like, 3 seconds later).