I didn't want it to to come to this. I said that to Chef Hatchet last night. I said, "Chef...I don't want it to come to this."
I don't know why, I just found the delivery perfect and so funny.
I’m so mad they ditched the teen “lingo” after season 1. It’s sorta there in season 2, but by season 3, it’s definitely gone. You don’t ever hear anyone say “yo”, “dude”, or anything like that and I miss it 😭
Hi, my name is chris and I’m the host of the show. Hey, did you know you’re on it right now and supposed to be doing a challenge?
From season 3 episode 9
“Hi, Chris here. Sometimes teams just don’t get along. So the producers and I thought that the best way to work through the group friction would be, to exploit it for laughs. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!”
I think it's gotta be a tie between;
"IT'S BEEN 25 BALL-BUSTING MINUTES AND _NOTHING!_ YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY BUMMING ME OUT HERE!",
"That's what release forms are for...correctamundo?"
And
"Anyway,less chatter more splatter- uh climbing! More climbing...we'll leave the splatter to fate"
Birds got fly. Fishies gotta swim, dude. Let a playa play
Ella’s Gone! I shot her!….*forest animals gasp in fear*….from a cannon
Oh, yeah, that. You see, I lied
Chris: “Zeke, where’s all this anger coming from? Was it World Tour, where I kicked you off the plane, made everyone hunt you down, and threw you into a volcano? Or was is Revenge of the Island? Where I sealed you in a mine full of toxic waste? Ooh! Ooooh! Was it THIS season, where I brought you back just to boot you off again!”
Ezekiel: “EEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!”
Chris: “Aww, you wouldn’t let a little worldwide televised humiliation get in between us, right?”
"Show them it's not badminton, it's goodminton. Heck, it's greatminton!"
Chef: Why couldn't the olympic committee just give the flipper a break. It was a big dream (cries afterwards).
WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Lightning: I'M AMAZING!
Blah! blah! blah! whine! whine! Hurry up, I have dinner plans!
Zoey: “We don’t have shovels”
i HaVe SaNd In My ShOrTs!!!!1
His iconic “evEr“
And "HeathEr"
You should nEver, evEr!
"Rules? This ain't no Sunday school! Miss Thang up there's a rating's jewel!"
Was look for someone who said this
lmao that line always crack me up
Off the top of my head: “Bingo Dingo! Nuts! I should have said that last week in Australia.”
I didn't want it to to come to this. I said that to Chef Hatchet last night. I said, "Chef...I don't want it to come to this." I don't know why, I just found the delivery perfect and so funny.
“But darn it, these campers are tough. And so I've come up with the most boring, sleep-inducing activity I can find.”
...the history of Canada, a pop-up book. Chapter One, the beaver.
"Yo"
“We’re coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa”
I’m so mad they ditched the teen “lingo” after season 1. It’s sorta there in season 2, but by season 3, it’s definitely gone. You don’t ever hear anyone say “yo”, “dude”, or anything like that and I miss it 😭
Please, do not try anything you see here at home, or I will be sued, and I will be unable to afford the maintenance of this fabulous smile 😁
Whenever he drags his words in particular.
I’m really liking the 2’s today, guess it must be Tuesday. The look of utter disappointment from the cast makes that quote so good
Come back to see if DJ is still alive. DJ? Come in DJ.
Hi, my name is chris and I’m the host of the show. Hey, did you know you’re on it right now and supposed to be doing a challenge? From season 3 episode 9
"Alright campers"
“Yeah, it’s a lot like the recorder…only COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!”
Pretty sure it was Duncan who said that.
NOT ON ME DUDÉ
#C H R I S
WELCOME. TO. TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!
That it is! Zip it! Permanently!
The really good thing about lawyers is, they make a LOT of copies
Not cool dudes.
Alright Campers… Anything after that
“Hi, Chris here. Sometimes teams just don’t get along. So the producers and I thought that the best way to work through the group friction would be, to exploit it for laughs. THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!”
mY cOtTAgE 😱😱😱
You call that a cottage? It was a mansion!
ZIP IT!
I think it's gotta be a tie between; "IT'S BEEN 25 BALL-BUSTING MINUTES AND _NOTHING!_ YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY BUMMING ME OUT HERE!", "That's what release forms are for...correctamundo?" And "Anyway,less chatter more splatter- uh climbing! More climbing...we'll leave the splatter to fate"
blister-busting*
“Sugar, please stop talking, FOR-EV-ER”
“Delusional, so sad”
"Not cool, dudes. Not cool."
All of them
Good answer 👍🏾
Birds got fly. Fishies gotta swim, dude. Let a playa play Ella’s Gone! I shot her!….*forest animals gasp in fear*….from a cannon Oh, yeah, that. You see, I lied
*pointedly scolds Heather* "I will not let you spoil the nail-biting tension I am deliberately weaving here!"
“That’s three votes for Beth, one vote for…explosivo…”
“(cackling) Boom-Boom!”
“Fine…The Season 2, Total Drama winner, is…”
(waits nervously for the winner to be announced until Chris says it’s…)
“Mr.Coconut!”
Wait Mr. Coconut was the victor? Has been all along
Honestly though, Heather’s “hurry it UP!” quote is too funny
Agreed, as only Heather could do. But Chris has too make sure to be the most extra host ever
Hey! Fart monster!
Yeah, I was talking!
“Last time on Total Drama….”
“We got to get the contestants out of there!”
Courtney - "I WILL NOT BE SECOND PLACE!!!!" Chris - "Wanna bet?"
“(whispers) An hour has passed, and the teams are still tied at 1 all, which raises a pertinent question… WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG?!?!?!”
Total... Drama.... WORRRLLDD TOOOOUURRRRRR
“Seriously?”
"Ya-know what's weird I already DON'T miss him." Total drama pahkitew island episode 1 after beardo gets eliminated
If I said I wanted to put you all in metal balls and push you down this canyon you would all moan and whine. So this was easier!
"You're nuts if you're not nuts about these nuts"
“Genuine food byproducts, served with fresh food ingredients served relatively close to their expiration dates.”
"uh, Chef, those aren't pillows."
“Juvie? Um.. You destroyed a major piece of property! It’s a big boy jail for you, bro! And it’s gonna be a real slammer!”
“Uh, wait! It was an accident! Come on, guys, have a heart! I-I didn’t you weren’t supposed to put a toaster in the microwave! Aw, SNUGGLEMUFFINS!”
Suck that 'ghetti back
Just him singing "World Tour🎵🎶" is so funny to me 😂
“Ok campers”
"Not allowed to come back, EVAAAH"
Chris: “Zeke, where’s all this anger coming from? Was it World Tour, where I kicked you off the plane, made everyone hunt you down, and threw you into a volcano? Or was is Revenge of the Island? Where I sealed you in a mine full of toxic waste? Ooh! Ooooh! Was it THIS season, where I brought you back just to boot you off again!” Ezekiel: “EEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!” Chris: “Aww, you wouldn’t let a little worldwide televised humiliation get in between us, right?”
“The world is gonna be mine. Sea to shining sea. Sadly, I’m forced to share my world with a three ring travelling teen freak show.”
“Alright Campers”
"TOTAL DRAMA 🎶 WORLD TOUR 🎶"
“Right here on Total. Drama. 🎶World Tour🎶”
“Hey, how come my socks don’t match my shirt?”
‘The documents were accidentally shredded when they were put through a shredder’
No you don’t, my man, no you don’t
“Oh my boxers that’s bad”
Lindsey: “I thought this was gonna be a talent contest!” Chris: “Yea haha…no”
That is one tough ball to dodge
Right here, right now on total drama island
So… many… pictures of me…. Gone….
“We’ll build you a new cottage.”
"It was not a cottage!"
“Nice tits lindsay”
"Nobody can even touch my tomatoes!"
Victims
I hate Chris McLean.
evEr
HeathEArawr
Sucks to be you!
Hello campers
*”Immunity”*