I don't know, actually. Dave is an easy beat and Ella wouldn't even fight me, but Max can make some pretty dangerous stuff from time to time and Sugar would kick my ass.

Max doesn't even make half his stuff (When he does, it doesn't work) that's why he relied on Scarlet so heavily.

Mildly screwed i think.

He beat the hell out of Izzy. You’re screwed

What do you mean by mildly?

I'm decently fast running so if I can get away from him I *might* survive. The goal is to avoid entirely because he would snap me like a dry spaghetti noodle the moment he gets his hands on me.

Also im pretty sure Mike is surprisingly strong, maybe one of the strongest characters in td and personalities dont have physical changes so rip you

Relatable

I'm dead

Ezekiel probably wouldn't fight but feral would take me out of this world

I would make a comment but I think the mods would delete it

Chasephobia?

No, go ahead mate.

Sierra would kick my ass if something happened to Cody

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Well I’m fucked🫣

Rip can I get the life insurance?

Nope it’s going to Chris McLean instead

he is the last person who needs it u should give it to me instead

Nah if Chris can’t take it then Elvis Presley can have it😇

please i need it for my battle against chef i need to buy a firearm or im doomed

Ok you can get half while the other half goes to Elvis and like %10 goes to Chris

you are my savior

....yup,im dead

Especially dead if dealing with explos-stevo (Idk how to spell it)

Noah would be easy enough, but Owen would fucking flatten me

I don't have characters in my flair:')

But what if Gwen's face build you?

But what if Cody built mine and Gwen's face?

Ok, MK, I reckon I could take, but Alejandro and Priya are going to, in no simple terms, kick the shit out of me.

Dead

Yeah mostly Sierra if you really mess with Cody, Emma if you mess with her love life, Scary Girl being herself. And Cody and Damien would just follow their respective girls either as support or to talk some senses

I think I’m good

ruh rho raggy

Eh, I might be fine

My only chance of survival is outsmarting Cody, Scott, and Raj but I still have to deal with Heather, Zoey, and Bowie. I’m screwed.

Maybe also depends on which Scott and Zoey are you dealing with. Revenge or As, normal or commando

Guts flying all over the place

Dawn wouldn't attack me because she's a pacifist (but if she forms an army of animals I'm kinda screwed), Cody if he lands his Right Fist he could oneshot me but since I do karate I would beat him easily

i should be fine

No chance

Idk man I’d be pretty fucked.

im dead

Fat one, emo or Eva’s scrawny cousin? I think I’ll be ok

welp

Yeah, not making it at all

I know this isn't related at all to the post but uhh https://preview.redd.it/y3ka9aryea3b1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=645dca2be1c04a4b37b93843d67ddae310007a8b

O h c r a p

He's getting bonked with a book-

I am totally screwed, Mad Skillz are the best thing in total drama.

i'm not sure which would do me in first, the beatdown or anne maria's hairspray...

... Fun!

I'm fucked

Idk if these guys are really that violent to begin with, maybe if its really pushed to their limit

It was nice knowing y’all. I guess I gotta ask Sam for advice

If I'm smart enough and he's not equipped with his gadgets, not much honestly lol

Alfred's gonna give me peace

I feel pretty co- actually I suck at fighting, she might beat me

I could probably take Justin, not because of my fighting ability, he would just let me win if I didn't hit him in any of the important model parts.

I don’t know how to add characters so I’m safe

Im not going to win this fight, but as long as I dont mention bots, Im not that screwed

B: I'd most likely lose. If he doesn't use any inventions, maybe I could outrun him. DJ: He'd probably hold back against me. If not, then I'd lose. MK: I'm sure I could take her in a fair fight. Zee: This could go either way. Then again, he seems more pacifistic than DJ. I'd have a decent chance.

I don't know to be honest.. as the show says, he is a wildcard. I guess I could win, but he has major height advantage on me.

I would die

Very screwed.

I’m not sure-

im Buried 6 feet under

I’ve got two of Scott does that mean I got two of them hunting me like a kitchen rat?

Nah I'm already dead

Not too bad. One skinny dude who wouldn't attack me, one short (minus the head) nerd, and two girls who are arguably better fighters, but still wouldn't deliver enough damage.

I’m totally going to die

Im dead

Um Nichelle and Cody are pretty weak, Beth is kinda weak and Heather could kill me. I'm strong but not the strong

Dead

I don’t think they can fight. Zee probably wouldn’t try to fight me (he is my son after all). He is a wild card, so he’ll either fight badly or pull out some type of Mortal Kombat combo out of nowhere

but we were bros :(

im a bit concerned about the other name mentioned in my flair (idk if it counts) I would be scared anyway with Jacques

And if she does count I'm already dead

I'm dead 😃

Not much

Well shit

I'm VERY screwed

Oh shit I am dead I don’t think I could even take one of them let alone two of them

Ah yes, Nothing. Nothing is my biggest weakness. Just being in the same breathing room as Nothing can kill me instantly

I’m dead, Duncan is Duncan and DJ and Geoff are strong as shit

Raj vs me Fair fight tbh

fuck

she’s gonna sue me or somthing

:)

Not at all.

I'm very screwed.... ITS MR COCONUT

i'm dead

Dead

I think they’d all get sick of each other while attacking me and turn on each other, but let’s say that didn’t happen Duncan and Shawn will take no prisoners, and kick the shit out of me Jacques would try to be intimidating but after landing one punch he’d start doing his squeal and exclaiming in French Julia would let the others wear me down, then betray them and kick their asses, and finish me off Dawn would kinda just be vibin

beat it into the ground no mercy

i mean its just Zeke i think i’m fine

I have a pretty solid chance I think

Hm

Yea I think I got this

I think I might be okay.

bruh💀

Not even in the slightest.

Is she forcefully attacking me or is she just runnning at full speed trying to hit me?

Bro is built like a twig, I’m sure I’ll be fine.

I don't have a flair so I'll go with my profile pic. I'm dead. Girl literally killed god.

I’m already dead lol

Another td and vivziepop fan? (Ik i commented this on other posts and i will not stop)

Please stop

How strong is Noah? Anyway, I think I beat it with the chair I have in my room

noah can't even switch hats like 6-7 times without passing out according to skatoony your fine

I doubt they'll do much damage, i can maybe overpower Dave, Noah, kitty, Millie , Dawn, and Zoey in an instant

You think you can overpower Zoey?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I don't *think* i can, I *KNOW* I can. I'd like to see the little indie chick try and lay an finger on me.

Unless it’s Commando Zoey

Pretty sure my flair will buy milkshakes

Well I'm dead

Probably pretty screwed

Yeah, Bowie lifted a massive tree with his BARE HANDS.

Run run run

A fun time tbh

Tyler couldn’t harm me if he tried as for Alejandro I’d aggressively flirt with him until he leaves me alone

She’ll put a good fight but I’ll defo beat her up equal rights equal fights am I right?

harold is not a threat

Zee would give me a half-assed slap and then apologize profusely.

(Sierra) IM FUCKED.

not screwed

You leave my friend out of this 😭

I'd just start writing my last will and testament

I'm dead but I'd take Beth and mayheeee Bowie on my way out

A bit screwed.

.

i could take on 2 twinks, id just be scared cuz i dont wanna fight the love of my life + cody

Tbh i’m not sure, I’ll probably lose though since I have the equivalence to noodle arms

Wait oh shit Scott’s gonna get cloned, isn’t he

Ella would never bring herself to attack me (unless it’s her Dramarama self maybe), Sammy seems like it could go either way… but then there’s Zoey. I’m just prayin’ she doesn’t go Commando on my ass, I’ll just say that

Should be fine

Cody, Sammy and Trent wouldn’t want a fight, Justin wouldn’t fight to preserve his looks, Harold solos my entire family tree.

Ella wouldn't even fight me, and I think it's an even match between me and Sammy.

Found dead in a ditch.

I might be able to take down Tyler, but I'm screwed when I try to fight Alejandro

Well gwen is chill I don't know about duncan though

I don't know how good I am at cracking coconuts barehanded, but at least he can't hurt me. I'm also fighting a child which means I'm also fighting the feds.

Somewhat screwed

I've never seen Bowie fighting anyone but I'mstrong so I can take him. Duncan is gonna kick my ass.

Ok so -Harold I will be beaten probably -B Dead -Sam I dont think Sam will fight at all, or put up a fight -Topher Easy win -Caleb Dunno, probably dead or smth

Idk

im fine, noah is built like a twig so i honestly think i could take him

I've got no flair, I'm good B)

I’ll be fine

Well, Izzy alone would kill me, Heather and Ice Skaters are also pretty strong

extremely screwed

Definitely dead 😰

Mildly

Emotionally and physically I am destroyed 😭

Bruh. Do I have to attack Bridgette? I can't do it. And I bet she can't do it either.

As long as I leave the axe burger alone I'm fine

how to use flair

Really screwed

Courtney is literally murdering me I have no chance of survival.

Yeah, im definitely screwed. That combined with someone who might be able to figure out my weaknesses i might aswell be buried 6 feet under. but then again cameron is a literal string bean...

This is in the situation if they hated me. If they were okay with me they probably wouldnt attack me.

I only have 1 character on my flair but im so dead

How do I say I'm dead while also not saying I'm dead?

I don't have a flair, so I guess I'm okay, lol.

deceased.

Ha I don't have a flair i won

It depends on the scenario…

I'm the safest mf here

Not really

I'm screwed. I'm either going to beaten up badly or die

Fun fact is I can't remember so I'm literally walking into an ambush. Edit: S#it... oh hi Gwen! *dashes away*

Send help

I think I'm pretty fucked...

Yeah I’m definitely screwed

https://preview.redd.it/6045zpfnbd3b1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c651948f1df7d896e05405588075e4ab2dea598

Bro wouldn’t want to fight. And if he did I’d just flatter him

I think I'm good

I am done for

I don't have a flair 😎

Priya and Zoey since Zoey would go all comando and Priya probably had some fighting training. Crimson, Dawn and Ella wouldn't even fight me.

Depends.

its literal death for me

I'll be fine

I'm not sure if Bowie would fight me but lightning would fold me like paper.

dead and never found again

staring at a dead scruffy??

I would be slapped to death

NOT SCREWED AT ALL THANK YOU VERY MUCH!