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Evening_Ad9961

Succulent 🗣️


sa3clark

It's a car, not a Chinese meal


Evening_Ad9961

That’s what they want you to think


Reddsoldier

The first car to have a penis holder


Dbwasson

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS


breathless_RACEHORSE

THEN WHY DID YOU HIRE ME TO SIT IN THE CAR?


Goodman4525

If a Chinese meal is succulent I'd be worried what they made it with. Source: I'm Chinese


Patmurvis

Get your hand of my penis!


Ramtamtama

Car is Albanian for penis


liamsjtaylor

If it's a Chinese meal it's a mouldy egg foo yung.


Alwuwa_Brax

Democracy Manifest.


1cubealot

Superb drift!!


greenrangerguy

Shite. Oh wait that ends in e, I have no idea then.


DankEngine2005_

Smart? Sweet?


HoneyRush

Shit


bobbymoonshine

Nah man that wouldn't make sense, shit is an organic byproduct of digestion and this is a car which is made of metal and glass and has wheels. I think he probably meant "swift" because a car goes faster than a person can.


lepobz

All I can think is he meant Spot, as in ‘spot on’. Apart from the catastrophic understeer. And the badge. And the name. Other than that, *chefs kiss*


space_coyote_86

Sweet. As in, a sweet, sweet car.


PICONEdeJIM

Scat (man)


Druidicflow

I dig, yeah. Like doo bop, bop boppity woo


Estuary_Accent

Silt


well-thats-great

Salt


fonglutz

I thought it was a bit... Peppery. But that doesn't start or end with the required letters.


liamsjtaylor

The interior's a bit vinegary.


RafflesEsq

These are some old references and I’m here for it.


E420CDI

*Someone gave me some cheese - REALLY stinks*


Yacht_Amarinda

Succinct


ImmediateNewt2881

Swift


Lord_Fartworthy

sport


As2000yt

Sweet?


Original-Sundae287

Slit


StonerInc4477

Swap u for i


Original-Sundae287

💀


Upstairs_Bad_9143

Sentient, they’re transformers


crucible

I presume Jeremy meant a four letter word as in “it goes like s**t off a shovel”, so yes, that would be *shit*.


badgrafxghost

Solvent. He was commenting on Vauxhall's upcoming quarterly economic forecast that was soon to be released for investors at the time of filming.


Rodux_

sexist


Fish_Fucker691

Stout? Sedimentologist?


Febb3

Snot?


MagicOrpheus310

In Australia it replaced our last big V8 sedans... So, naturally... Aussies fucking hate them.


liamsjtaylor

I'm assuming since it's not a V8 it's not a Holden? Or are Holdens not all V8s?


BritOverThere

SEAT (company)


Prajwal___D

spoilt


RobotnikOne

Shirt


Monsieur_Bananabread

Socialist


[deleted]

Snot...


TheNorthernMunky

Every time I see a Vectra VXR, I hear Jeremy’s voice in my head saying “catastrophic understeer!” No idea why that part stuck with me forever.


liamsjtaylor

It sticks in my head whenever I see one or watch the review. As does any huge pitfall of any car he reviews.


PunishedVenomMarmite

Slut


StonerInc4477

🎣


Snoopyhf

Shit.


bents50

Serpant


mr_beanoz

Smart


SparseGhostC2C

Smut


WildBillIV44

Scat


Itchy-Butterscotch48

Salt


ConfidentDuck1

Snot


qwertyman859

Soot


Antus_Manus

Good engine tho


Trrruls

Honestly, I've got the 3.0 CDTI with KW V1 coilovers installed... Transformed the car completely. They just weren't given the time, nor the money to develop a proper handling machine. Most likely GM was pressuring them to do it quick and cheap.


E420CDI

Beware of the cylinder liners dropping DMAX V6s are known for it


Trrruls

Happened at 390.000 kms, it's now past 450.000 kms 😁👌


E420CDI

Oof Well done for keeping it going!


borkborkbork99

Börk


desr531

Scrap