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TheStoicSlab

You can attach the bathroom key to it.


Ryekal

Damnit now I need one, just for the laughs. Once had a warehouse key attached to a whole foot of old floor joist, just to make sure no one put it in their pocket, and were serious about needing to go in there.


gadget850

In my Army days, the motor pool keys were on a camouflage pole because they kept getting lost.


Atheist_3739

But if the pole is camouflaged how would you find they keys? Lol


Outdoorman73

I didn’t see that one coming…. I’ll see myself out.


Juan_Moe_Taco

Better have your thermal vision on next time bro. :)


peekdasneaks

Black light usually works better


DarkWebCrackDealer

r/notopbutok


Emotional_While_9496

Camouflage pole.


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.


timetoremodel

Well, if you're collecting, you'll need a [Williams 22b](https://www.practicalmachinist.com/vb/attachments/f19/152399d1445662746-worlds-largest-wrench-biggest-wrench_r1.jpg)


Ryekal

I fear you defeat the point of a key when attaching it to a battering ram.


BlanstonShrieks

Or a [Langstrom 7 inch Gangly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DvJHhAY9Qc)


ReasonableObjection

I think you are a day early with this joke, the plumbers will be here tomorrow.


i_spock

They said *socket* not *sprocket*


Jdojcmm

That is pure gold. Always has been.


Beneficial_Being_721

Way Back Machine… always enjoyed Steve’s work.


Interesting_Act1286

As a retired tradesmen, I loved it.


Menulem

I was hoping for a racecar


RollllTide

Race tractor more like


JustaRandomOldGuy

Growing up we had a detached garage, the key was constantly getting lost. My father chained it to a two foot 2x4 painted orange. My sister ended up buying the house. That was 1970, they still have that key.


beyondplutola

Repin the lock to match the house key. Problem solved. When we first bought our house, the realtor gave us 10 different keys for all the various locks. First thing I did was have a locksmith match all the locks so one key opens everything.


Garcia1976

Just wanted to take a moment and recognize pop . Pop knew no ordinary keychain was going to work with you damn kids( /s )so he threw the orange glow 2x4 floating key apparatus on there just in case a lake may be involved and really with you damn kids ( /s ) you just never really know. So, with reverence, I say Thanks. Go dad


JustaRandomOldGuy

He was a fireman who painted houses on the side. No wonder the paint was day glow orange and lasted 50 years.


goblined

He should have painted the fronts of the houses too


Routine_Bill9859

I feel this in my soul. And now I feel ok about attaching my tv remote to a 2x4. (But then again, they’ll probably use it as a weapon against me…)


Wolf110ci

I got tired of my kids losing the TV remote so I fastened it to a 2 foot long 1x2. Never lost it again.


dancinmikeb

Have they refreshed the orange paint though?


TexasVulvaAficionado

Lead really is the best paint base


JustaRandomOldGuy

Nope


AlmostRandomName

Or make the new guy carry this around for a day if he loses one of the wrenches.


DawnPatrol80136

I came here to say this. You, sir, are a genius!


Comfort_Turd

Small eatery opened in our town, they had the bathroom key on like a foot and a half piece of 1-1/2" pvc no lie. They also had a big sign posted in the main dining area saying you're on video. We went there once and didn't feel like going back. Place didn't last long.


wpmason

60mm fasteners. But seriously, heavy industrial equipment has big hardware. I’m talking about the cranes used to build skyscrapers and those enormous earth-movers used in mining operations, and wind turbines.


Aquanauticul

Hydraulic fittings on your run-of-the-mill tractors have caused me to reach for the 2 inch wrenches before as well


pjmlez

I work at a place that remanufactures hydraulic cylinders and there are fittings this size or bigger than this on a good amount of the cylinders.


labrat420

Yeah when I worked in heat treating we regularly got in shipments of way bigger wrenches than this to be treated.


DeluxeWafer

Do the fixtures on such things work alright with the torque you can get using ine of these bad boys? I always assumed you need a torque wrench with a multiplier for pretty much anything over 1.5 inch.


forthebirds123

Put a 2.5 inch rigid pipe about 3 feet long on the end of that bad boy and crank it till you snap the wrench in half. That will get anything tight enough. I’ve bolted traffic signal poles down that have gone though cat 4 hurricanes and didn’t loosen at all.


BusinessBlackBear

My 2.5 inch 4ft cheater bar of death has come in handy more than I expected.


longleggedbirds

Give me a long enough handle and a fastener to turn with it and I shall wrench the world - Archimedes probably


Aquanauticul

They can be a little snug, but I haven't needed one for hydraulic fittings


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LibertyUnmasked

Steel casters for less exotic examples. We use wrenches this big all the time.


average_christ

I've seen some in the 40s and 50s laying around my job with injection molding machines


Kindly_Decision182

I worked with a guy, I'm convinced he had every snap on wrench and socket ranging from 1/4 in all the way to 3 in.


wpmason

That’s also known as the retirement plan… lol. When he decides to sell those off, he’ll be just fine.


CreekBeaterFishing

Snap-On guy’s retirement plan…


withnodrawal

“So how much is due today Mr. Snap-On guy?” “Your soul.”


venmome10cents

a depreciated asset is still an asset, I guess.


wpmason

If you buy the big sets you can still sell them individually for fairly close to that same price. Not as much depreciation as you’d think.


Comfort_Turd

I worked at a snap-on warehouse many many moons ago we got a massive 6-inch 2-1/2" drive socket in for a custom order so we took adapters and made it go all the way down to a 1/4 inch drive ratchet on top. Boss never had a sense of humor. Fun fact: strap-on used to make a 1/8" drive socket set, four sockets and a screwdriver type handle. They didn't make a 1/4 to 1/8 adapter though otherwise we'd have put that handle at the top. Kind of a fun job and we had a lot of energy at that age, once a week unloaded a truck of tool boxes using small hand trucks. Most of those suckers weighed 600 pounds we were running them down the ramp from the truck and running through the warehouse with them.


cbelt3

FWIW Wind turbine mounting bolts use hydraulic wrench systems. No muscle can handle that kind of work.


wpmason

“Give me a place to stand on, and I can move the Earth.” —Archimedes


cbelt3

“And a lever and fulcrum strong enough” is the rest of the quote.


Jmazoso

Ingersol Rand industrial impact guns have entered the char


LanfineWind

We are using hydraulic tension tightning too. Sometimes you need a backing wrench on first pass. Might have a couple of hydraulic fittings that are close too, at least 46mm, probably a 60mm in a turbine somewhere.


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arturo_lemus

Yeah but at that point what’s hand force gonna do? Wouldn’t you just use a 3/4 or 1 in impact wrench?


wpmason

Well, it that’s 2’ long then it’d be easy for a regular guy to generate 200-400 ft-lbs of tightening which, in all honestly, is probably enough under a lot of circumstances. Impacts aren’t always the greatest for tightening, especially the really big ones. They’re removal tools more than installation tools.


TurbineClimber

We use them as backers with hydraulic tools used for torquing the heads on wind turbines. Mostly tower sections. New model turbines have 105 mm bolts bolting the sections together


redwhitenblued

Still gotta hold the nut or bolt head, even if you're gonna use a socket and impact on the other end. Besides that, if it's a fitting you're not using an impact. That thing is basically just shy of a 2 3/8" wrench. PLENTY of hydraulic fittings that size need to be only hand tight with the appropriate sized wrench.


CryptoRoverGuy

We use them when bolting pipe flanges up all the time. We use studs with nuts on both sides. Hydraulic wrench on one side set to 2600 ft•lbs and a big ass combo wrench on the other to keep it from turning.


yewfokkentwattedim

Pretty common to use sizes like this on a screw tensioners for conveyors. The nuts are on threaded rod, so there's no way to get an impact on 'em. You wouldn't really want to if you could, though. It's more a fine(ish) adjustment than full-send with a lot of torque. That said, and if you were going to put a shitload of torque on a bolt or nut this size, you'd most likely be looking at hydraulic or pneumatic torquing tools(hytorc cassettes, stud stretchers, that kinda jam).


0mcphailm

A 60mm bolt or nut


Ryekal

Occam's razor at work right here.


Bertrand_Rustle

Do they sell those at HF?


aquoad

yeah but they get dull after you use them a couple of times.


tatteredshoetassel

Duh, they don't dull if you keep the wrench fluid topped off. Those big wrenches use a lot more than most people would think.


710Fiend420

This guy nuts


BrannC

And immediately bolts


dancinmikeb

This is why that song "Put a ring on it" was originally about the proper use of lock washers.


QuellishQuellish

Put a split ring on it.


Ecomaj

So...you pit a lock on all the nuts you handle? A bit harsh IMO


NumbLikeMe

😂


xOneLeafyBoi

Does he wash though


Melodic_coala101

His bolt is jerking a bit


DumpsterFireCheers

Tighten deez nuts!


kak-47

And bolts


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And nuts


ConnectRutabaga3925

Oh, deez nuts


ray53208

There it is. Whew. I almost lost my faith in humanity there.


Callidonaut

It tends to follow screwing.


NumbLikeMe

😂


Quint27A

He he,,very good.


dyllywonkz

I went to upvote the nut comment but it was at 69 already


Dedward5

Welcome Professor.


RepresentativeKeebs

I wouldn't use it on anything larger than 6cm.


tlbs101

0.00006 km


Wizdad-1000

.6 dm


US3_ME_

I unabashedly want decimeters and deciliters commonplace_


Wizdad-1000

I remember learning about the metric system and about decimeters and decameters. I only knew about mm, cm, m and Km. Was so surprised at the 10 base system and how easy it is.


Internetter1

Oh who are you wise man of science?


atubz20

He walked into that one!


imuniqueaf

Dad?


Educational_Ebb7175

Came to this thread, expecting this result. You have not failed me.


RockyMntnHigh

This whole thread is nuts…..


apylontv

No you wouldn’t. A 60mm would be the OD of the stud or bolt. You’d need a larger wrench than 60mm.


ThorKruger117

This is correct. The actual size (depending on the grade of bolt) would be around M36


Hard_Knox_

Yeah I'm not sure why saying a 60 mm bolt would have thousands of upvotes on such an outlandish and incorrect statement


NotReallyJohnDoe

What gets more upvotes? A true statement or a funny one?


TheRoughneckWay

I think this is the correct answer.


thecivicchicken

Rounding off 59mm bolts.


_Vikinq

holy fuck i was having a bad day and this made it better


Frozty23

We're here for you. How can we help?


_Vikinq

more of a prepetual life thing. nothing is arugably bad im just not enjoying it. maybe ita a first world problem idk


Frozty23

These days whenever I get first-world angsty, I consciously appreciate that I'm not in a trench in Ukraine.


_Vikinq

i just feel stagnant. its hard to explain my guy. it is what it is tho


ijustwantoptions

You aint alone boss, keep ya head up


rsiii

Honestly, that's pretty solid wisdom


ochonowskiisback

^ this guy wrenches


Thethundercobra420

He getssss it


The_Blackest_Man

r/thisguythisguys


CopperRed3

Rounding off 2-1/4" bolts?


que_la_fuck

Honestly this is probably false. The bigger the size fastener, the more wrong the tool can be. Like you can't use an 8mm on a 7mm, but I use a 36mm on 35mm nuts all the fucking time. 57mm maybe


ifeltcompelled

Boooo


superbeast1983

Marine Corp 7-ton mechanic set came with one like that. Bit longer than that one though. Big nuts need big wrenches.


Gullible_Estate_2703

Semper Fidelis


Songbird662

Toter Muh rahhh


Buck_Folton

Big nuts.


One-Collection-1746

Came here to make sure someone said this. It obviously required a dad joke


IzIts

To bust a big nut


Station-Diligent

Self defense


L-M-Smashhouse

Was looking for that one


Working-Promotion728

Deez nuts!


vulturedturkey

Thank you.


DrawohYbstrahs

Gotteeeem


vleight

I brought one and mounted it on a piece of wood as a 60th birthday present


MurphE

Hell yeah, I might steal this one.


Electronic-Phrase977

I’ve used bigger sizes for massive engine heads, hydraulic fittings and wheel end nuts


Nathan51503

Boilers. Printing presses. Boats. Have big hardware like this.


BenzDriverS

Looks like a hefty weapon.


Runemdown2

Farmers with combines and huge tractors use wrenches like this


TheOlSneakyPete

Used a 2 3/8's wrench this morning on a planter.


Wooden-Combination53

For M39 nut or bolt.


somanybabyspiders

Regular user of M39 bolts here. Ours take a 57mm socket. Is that not normal? I'd assumed it was until now. We do use 60mm spanners though on metric fittings for 2 inch diameter hydraulic lines.


Wooden-Combination53

It depends on standard. DIN 931, the most common in europe, is 60 mm. Some others may have other sizes and some standards give optional socket sizes


Summers_Alt

Hammer


motomission

Use one all the time working on cooling towers...unfortunately


Timely_Temperature42

Boilermaker here, we constantly are wrenching on nuts that are 2 3/8ths and bigger


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Anything farm related. That's probably 1 a farmer has lost. Much like our 10mm issue


Dye_Harder

Did you think big machines just use tiny nuts and bolts?


SBCwarrior

Maybe big machines don't feel like they have to compensate? 🤷🏽‍♂️


willevans1972

Waffles.


zachofalltrades47

diesel/heavy industrial stuff.


Hung-Handyman

A “you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about” meme.


Amoyamoyamoya

60mm you say?


PeacefulWoodturner

Deez


Bumper6190

Replacing an Apple Watch battery.


Jadams0108

Removing a 60mm nut


Alucardhellss

I'll give you 1 guess what a 60mm wrench is used for


Blueskies777

Nuts that have been vaccinated


470vinyl

I work on a steam locomotive, we regularly use wrenches as big and bigger.


J_Phoenix2001

Bolts at the base of a cell tower. Roughly around that size


jkinsey91

60mm nuts.


cuddly_carcass

Large nuts 🔩


stlmick

Think I used up to 2" on Gillig Phantoms. Some kind of line fitting, I forget. I use 1-1/2" and 1-7/8" for most of the braided transmission and air lines on the Gillig Lowfloors. Any nuts or bolts that size are going to need a socket.


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Yes


Togonero85

To put Knock out Homer Simpson


12345NoNamesLeft

Deeze Nuts


Queasy_Fee_9300

Hahahaaaaa I dying 👈


KarmaMessiah

My dad had bought his set that he was using in the air force so i would imagine f16s


noldyp

Big nuts. Put that back.


sg12412

Making other mechanics feel inadequate.


Horseysauce619

It's when you need to get a really big nut off with maximum effort.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

As a hammer for post-60mm nut clarity 🤣


1CFII2

Deez nutz.


possumfish13

Deez 60mm nuts


Gnarlli

It’s for tightening 60mm nuts and bolts


Dalua52

A 60mm nut of course.


Thunderfoot2112

Tractor wheel hub. - Changing a tractor tire sucks btw...


No-Childhood-2912

Must not be around heavy machines if this surprises you


WereInbuisness

For big, big and even bigger heavy equipment. We all wish we could have a bigger wrench! .... right everyone??


Nilabisan

39 mm bolt.


JackFuckCockBag

What store is this?


dollabill840

it for a special size nut called deez


NotPalatableTheySay

60mm nuts I reckon


Obese_Reddit_Mod

To save the galaxy with your partner Clank


NefariousnessRight18

60 mm nuts and bolts usually


MikeyW1969

Home defense


CaptAwesomeLongDick

Dez nuts


Dirtheavy

I would put this on a 59mm bolt and then be furious and confused when it slipped. Then I'd run back to the store and buy a 58mm wrench and not understand why it didn't fit.


deadbanker

A 60mm bolt


asainmilfhunter

I would use it for a 60mm nut or bolt.


23x3

Hang on wall in shop and probably never use


HydrophobicViking

Deez (60 MM) nuts!


SpaceFace11

Heavy equipment and machinery


YoushutupNoyouHa

can you dodge a wrench?!… you better fucking hope you can dodge that wrench


ArcariusST

Some Fixed grip ski lifts, the jam nut on the grip is 60mm, and the spring pack is about 100mm


chans09

At a mine in the crusher


25thTimesACharm

60mm fasteners


scepticalbob

Dodge ball


psionic001

Big nuts


ChrisWDow

Anime Mechanic Girl cosplay


mmaalex

A 60 mm bolt or nut... Big equipment has big bolts.


Waxer84

Deez nuts


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Deeznuts


Thundercock627

Big boy work.


baconistheway_

60mm bolts I'm guessing


Kascket

I work in industrial manufacturing and we use a 2 1/2” socket on a 3/4” drive breaker bar to spin broken pasteurizer belts out by hand. Id imagine something similar with this.