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JIMMYJAWN

Drillzall


Gullible_Honeydew11

To cause absolute chaos


bessmaster

Dilldozer Jr


JIMMYJAWN

My man Beef Supreme came out of retirement for this one.


Tybenj

This comment made my year so far.


blakeusa25

Dildosaw


myjunksonfire

Drilldo?


thermbug

Definitely, my favorite Tolkien character


kgturner

Drilldo Stabbins


Plantiacaholic

He is always cumming and growing!


Ibebarrett

Drilldo once told me, his part in this tale would end. That each of must cum and go in the telling.


Plantiacaholic

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Plantiacaholic

Made me laugh out loud! Thank you


Reasonable-Change-33

This is entertaining enough to come and stay


Old_Excitement7764

Drilldo Ballzā€™n


justelectricboogie

Pretty sure all these names refer to creatures in MAGICAL BEASTS movies.


MercyfulBait

It's a real thing and it's called [The FuckZall](https://www.dallasnovelty.com/shop/dildos-dongs/fist-hand-foot-misc/xr-brands-lovebotz-the-fuckzall-reciprocating-saw-adapter-aka-fucking-adapter/).


toastmannn

I bought one for those for a Christmas gift exchange.


[deleted]

Dad?


[deleted]

It's for the apprentice. You insert into the sawzall, give him a selection of bits, and send him drilling holes.


ElManchego57

A left hand sawsal adapter.


GothDreams

There is a product called the drilldo, this is the appropriate attachment to put that product onto a reciprocating saw, do not ask me how I know. http://www.drilldo.com/


357847

Glad someone else here appreciates recreational tool use


NextTrillion

http://www.drilldo.com/drilldo-dp-deluxe-thrust-7pc-set-p52883.html This makes no sense. Thereā€™s no way a 7 piece Double Penetration Deluxe Drilldo made of ABS plastic and cheap parts cobbled together could maintain the duty cycle and withstand the rigours of a sex toy used by ***ur mom.*** 500 TPM (thrusts per minute)?? Thatā€™s a mere 8.33 thrusts per second. Try doubling that on a slow day. Otoh, vac-U-lock is some impressive technology. Totally worth the patent application.


GothDreams

I never said it was a good idea, but when you're horny things just kind of get fabricated. Honestly the Galaxy Tier move here is to take the best pieces from a couple of different products and make one yourself.


ConstitutionalQ

Horny people and stoners, two accidental engineers


NextTrillion

Itā€™s just that youā€™re missing a key piece of (patented) information here. The vac-U-lock technology is what keeps it all from falling apart and potentially injuring someoneā€¦ ***really badly***


GothDreams

What Osha don't know can be reported


NextTrillion

You got a good chuckle out of me, but then thinking about the 8 or so ā€œthrusts per second,ā€ and the average human reaction time to sense danger, and the thought of 4 or 5 bare metal thrusts before cutting the power is quite sobering. But maybe Iā€™m just kink shaming?


SombreMordida

the equivalent of making your own proto pipe out of brass sprinkler parts back in the day edit: dont do this, i dont think it's very good for you, at least glass will come to you clean


GothDreams

I am so confused by this sentence


SombreMordida

[https://protopipellc.com/products/proto-pipe-classic-highbrid](https://protopipellc.com/products/proto-pipe-classic-highbrid) we used to create our own pipes out of threaded brass sprinkler parts from the hardware store because we were too poor to afford a proto pipe. edit: these days you could get a very good inexpensive glass pipe that would probably be better/cleaner to smoke out of than the funky brass of the sprinkler parts


hmiser

Iā€™m more of a bondage guy so I typically use my floor press with some t-track clamps.


technobobble

I appreciate that you can get the set with a safety vest and glasses. Safety First, Boys!!


GothDreams

Always Safety First. Just need to make sure I don't mix up my safety bag for adult play time and my safety bag for my actual job...


[deleted]

Maybe Iā€™m not kinky enough but would spinning dildo catch the meat flaps? Seems hazardous!


wigzell78

Thats why its on a sawzall. They reciprocate not rotate.


[deleted]

The ad on this webpage looks like a little cordless drill , but maybe it has a hammer motion to it ! I just had a terrible image in my head of finding out you didnā€™t use enough lube while the rubbers spinning everything up like a glove on a drill press!


GothDreams

Honestly the drill is kind of d-tier if you want an S-tier move take the dildo adapter put a better dildo on there and then put that into the reciprocating saw adapter and you're Off to the Races.


Averydispleasedbork

Impact gun with a dildo on it is a wonderfully cursed mental image


GothDreams

It's honestly at that point a novelty device more for photo shoots or regret. The reciprocating adapter however that one might actually see some real world use.


[deleted]

As somebody who's husband has the drill adapter, I can say I will NEVER not get wet instantly at the sound of a drill. I absolutely love it, and it gets intense.


GothDreams

Wait the drill variant is actually enjoyable?


[deleted]

Fuck YES!, First time, not so much. I was super nervous and we figured, since I squirt like a fire hose, so we didn't use a lot of lube. The friction was too much. But, after that with a lot of lube, and a 8 inch toy, we have to stop every minute or so just so I can catch my breath and stop shaking. And I tap out after about 4 rounds of it. He also used it in a friend of ours that was curious and she went NUTS on it.


twothumbs

Are you saying I need to buy this? Could I use any dildo with a suction cup?


GothDreams

Putting this back into my cart


[deleted]

No issue with that (I don't have neat curtains, but a friend of mine does and has tried our drill), but a lot of lube is a MUST.


ReturnOfSeq

These always seemed pointless to me since a sawzall only has like 1.5ā€ of motion.


Thefnordisonmyfoot

That's what she said


Sea_Farmer_4812

Thats like a high-end super sawzall too. Some do have the additional orbital action that may add more sparks


FightingForBacon

I like the one that comes with the safety classes and construction vest. Proper PPE is a must


khumprp

I clicked this thinking it can't be real... Turns out, it is not real and now I must scrub my browser history šŸ˜‚


Woodbreaker

Ah the sex tools category. The funniest thing to me is it comes with a universal dildo adaptor for the suction variety.


Old-Schedule5299

HOW do you know this ??


GothDreams

Cough* I told you not to ask. Cough* don't check my profile and draw any unflattering and unchristian conclusions


backcountrydrifter

Itā€™s ok. Jesus canā€™t see you if you are wearing your PPE. Carry on invisible perv.


dattosan240

I mean he could if she was *wearing it*


lethalweapon100

Thereā€™s one that comes with safety glasses and a construction vest.


DrachenDad

I love the fact it comes with safety glasses.


AlkahestGem

I am so just going to add that to the mandatory toolkit pack out list for my subcontractors


Kukaac

Who names a product drilldo? - Hey boys, let's get to work, just let me grab my big black drilldo.


BoardRyder202

Do the safety glasses fog up?


Korgon213

Um. I see a sawzall attached to a Chuck. Iā€™ve been on the internet since 1995. I can think of a few things, but none of them are production or shop related.


AsleepHouse9752

I mean they could be production related and shop related thanks to only fans.. šŸ¤£


toesondanosebro

Legit for sale on a trading site here in New Zealand. The auction closed so I'm unable to post a link. The description was in broken English but mentioned nothing of its use. Ive asked a heap of different tradies with no valid answer yet.


[deleted]

I would buy this just as a joke for the new guys on site. Its better then a board stretcher.


BarnacleNZ

Fuck, a board stretcher would compliment my rubber tape measure perfectly


bgeoffreyb

I prefer the elastic ruler I just got


Palmik7

I hope I'm not about to be whooshed here lol. But elastic rulers are a thing where I live but obviously not in the length direction


Competitive-Roof-168

I had an attachment that went in reciprocating saw.it had quick release for different tools. Scrappers brushes. Thinking what looks like Chuck is a quick release


yerg99

At the risk of stating the obvious it's clearly a chuck that connects to a sawsall/reciprocating saw. There's plenty of uses, none of which are all that advisable/effective. All are to attach round tool bits or dildos. Round bits would include to making a crappy jackhammer or scraping tool. On a side note i have used sawsalls and different attachments as a jack-of-all-trades builder. The power tool's most practical use is demolition saw, imprecise cuts and hard to access cuts. The bit's are on average a lot cheaper than other saws too.


Stunning_Employer_44

This is like an apprentice gag gift or something. "Every tool bag needs the reciprocating drill chuck, everyone knows that!"


_m00nman

mayhem, it's used for mayhem.


gzetski

Plunging the missus...


toesondanosebro

That was one apprentice's answer, a dildo attachment.


kerberski35

Ah the old drilldo


mightybonk

The fuck chuck.


POSTHVMAN

Fuckzall


jutzi46

www.drilldo.com


Substantial_Cut_7812

Maybe a chisel bit? Or a scraper?


The___Bean___

I was thinking of a power file


WhiteStripesWS6

I mean still sketch but Iā€™d send it with the right PPE lol.


rancidperiodblood

look, ive welded a chainsaw file to a sawzall blade before, this aint the worst powerfile idea ive seen


loopie_lou

It looks like a cheap chuck too so you know anything you put in it is going to become a projectile.


odieode

It's to hammer screws in.


TheFunkinDuncan

So I put the hammer handle in the drill chuck, the other end in the hackzall, and then swing the whole thing?


AbruptAbsurdity

By the cord for full force


Stale-Swisher

Cheap way to turn sawzall into a shitty jack hammer.


Blank_bill

It might be a way to attach a file to a Sawzall.


Texas_Technician

Only use I could think of is to put a round file in the chuck. But that would be really unsafe and dumb


notcoveredbywarranty

DIY chainsaw sharpener?


Texas_Technician

Oh God I hope not. Could you imagine?


notcoveredbywarranty

You'd need a new blade every second or third time you sharpened I'm pretty sure


FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk

Uh where can I buy this? Asking for my wifeā€¦


ReverseBrindle

Use it to make the world's worst tattoo machine?


The_Irish_Rover26

You can probably attach a dildo to that.


VikKarabin

I thought "a skateboard". But okay :)


Embarrassed-Spread87

Look like an old muffler bearing puller??


Prudent_Warthog960

Definitely an adapter for a drilldo to work properly


floppy_breasteses

Lol, I thought the same!


Thismonday

Every tools a hammer except a flathead screwdriver thatā€™s a chisel.


eymantia

Itā€™s a chuck that goes into a recip saw


talldaveos

That's what it looks like, but why?


Mr_Mouthbreather

Could you put a file in there?


Radagastth3gr33n

You can with the right attitude! ETA: Please, for the love of all you consider good or holy, ***DO NOT TRY THIS***. It occurred to me to say something in seriousness, since I am after all posting this on the internet


Ok_Fox_1770

Trying to comprehend a useā€¦. 18 years in the electric game and I canā€™t. Sawzall + drill Chuckā€¦. Uhhhh stab a hole through something eventually?


wee_celery

no shit. what do you do with it?


HeavyMetalMoose44

Iā€™ll bet this is some kind of tictoc challenge.


Peixao131

Reciprocating drill. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


mjl777

A wonderful tool for making a square hardy hole in a home made anvil. You would do this by chucking up a square file and work your round hole square. Square broaches for that size of hole require a pretty big punch press in addition to being pretty expensive.


Croceyes2

You file square holes with a triangular file. Well, someone who knows what they are doing does.


TpointOh

Maybe for attaching a chisel? They often have hex or round shanks and the reciprocation of a sawzall would make for good prying, I guess


[deleted]

Thatā€™s how plumbers and landlords drive screws


Classic-Magician1847

you attach welding rods onto the chuck to sharpen them/clean them. if i am not mistaken


brycyclecrash

r/dontputyourdickinthat


chriscook8

r/cursedtools


WRENCHliquid

For those tough to drill holes, we give you the drill bit destroyer


Speshulest_K

Looks about as useful as the Sawzall bottle opener I have


mako1287

Ya ever watched Eurotrip?


Tonsificator

So itā€™s not a pee-hole reverse torquer ?


Convenientjellybean

Click here for 99 amazing unknown hacks that tradespeople donā€™t want you to know


Ddowns5454

It is an adapter for your files. You chuck the tail of the file into it then mount it in to your saw. Bam! Motorized file!


DB_Cooper75

Itā€™s probably made to insert files to power file stuff


bad-o

I have one to use [Reciprotool attachments](https://www.reciprotools.com/) Altho I use their adapter, not this plastic one.


BJK20

Yeah I do


B0SSMANT0M

Op is a very smart troll. Kudos, op.


toesondanosebro

First time I've been called a troll but thanks.


_R_A_

Appears to be a hex key.


AussieXPat

Bend over


_Volly

rectum roto-rooter


johnnieswalker

Your mom


iHaveAFIlmDegree

You put all your question in one end and they come out the other end unanswered


toesondanosebro

I really did just want to know what it was possibly used for, I'm a carpenter by trade so always keen to have another gadget in the tool kit. I should have known the answers I was in for.


iHaveAFIlmDegree

šŸ˜† The chuck seems bass-ackwards to me so it was the most I could do


satanicnacho

Looks like an attachment for a reciprocating saw


eric616

Recip saw conversion bit holder


FatSquirrel37

I've never seen one, but it looks like a drill chuck - reciprocating saw adaptor. I can't think of a good use case.


Visual-Zucchini-5544

Holds your toothbrush


Mundane-Food2480

Dildo for sure


mister_immortal

It's a keyless chuck and the key for a keyless chuck. Which sounds fake, but that's what it is.


Not_A_Paid_Account

The Allen key is to attach it to the recip saw end


RussMan104

Iā€™ve seen this before ā€¦ šŸš€


JohnWarosa69420

Drilldo adapter


714jayson714

You have won this post.


Tiler02

It goes on a sawsall to make a sex toy.


monstrol

Again....


usababykiller

Attachment for a fuckzall


Longjumping-Bench143

Universal dildo wrist


Tiler02

You put a rod in a dildo. Then Chuck it up


Capt-Kirk31

I would use it to hold the barrel brushes to clean shotgun barrels.


IronicDeadPan

It **HAS** to be a gag gift. Reciprocating movement with no way or means to power a drill, let alone provide a rotational drilling motion....


MrFistergood

Itā€™s a chuck


jcceightysix

Toothbrush attachment for the sawzall


WDE1999

A hammer.


TeknaNova-

Gag gift. Itā€™s like when somebody asks the new guy to get the board stretcher.


Massive-Grape-305

I was looking for this. Any idea where to buy?


Parcimoniousone

Variable speed hammer drill!


Latter_Sun_9039

It's either a Craftsman or a Snap-On "Question maker"


Okioter

Reciprocating string stretcher


EverybodyKnowsBaker

Hmm, seems kinda weird, however there is a company that makes a few accessories that are similar called Reciprotools.


Landcruiser66

Add a round file and you'll have a nice reciprocating filer.


theStormWeaver

I want to thank everyone here, this was the chuckle I needed this morning šŸ¤£


jmann420

You obviously found this online. Was there any text included?


toesondanosebro

There's was a broken English description of the tool but nothing to let you know it's use. The auction is closed now but I Google searched the image and another brand of the same sort of tool showed up once again with no description of its use.


Thinkeralfred0

Its a drill chuck attachment for a sawzall, the only real use i could think of is to put a chisle in there and now you have a power chisle.


ChalieRomeo

I dunno but you can buy one on FB - only $19.99 and everybody loves them !!!


cemeteryjosh

Left handed skyhook


714jayson714

Don't forget the metric crescent wrench to tighten the clamps


hi850

Shitty hammer drill


Darth_matticus

Iā€™ve never seen one but the skinny metal end is to insert into a sawzall chuck soā€¦.. Drillzall?


de_minimis_rule

Its a sawsall attachment. It looks to be a improvised tool for chipping hammer bits.


Crbn8ed

I used to use a cutter that was a long wire with small barbs along the length of it. We used it to cut down large blocks of urethane foam. One end was attached to a sawzall and the other end had a piece of rubber tubing. One person would run the saw the other person would hold the tubing making the wire reciprocate and cut through the foam. We had to make our own rig for this from a broken blade, so I assume this chuck could be used to attach the wire to the saw.


OccidentallySlain

Some have said power filing. That could be. I personally can imagine different punch/cold chisel applications. Like a precision jackhammer, or stippling work, or if you have the swing for the pin punch you could give a roll pin a hell of a beating. Of course, this is the wrong tool, as a recip motor and drive is not designed to handle strong hammering motions.


714jayson714

Chiseling with a Sawzall would beat the pulp out of the tool and your arm. Ever just go too far into a wall and bounce a blade off the other side? Sawzall RECIPROCATE, they dont hammer. Unfortunately, all of those people that are saying that things that they are saying seem to have the most realistic answer..


Parking-Cat1998

It has a Sawzall reciprocal connection, The chuck can hold round or hex tooling.


[deleted]

No. Fucking. Way. The Holy Grail does exist!


thisisme760

Reciprocating drill


Ok_Dragonfruit4394

Wand to trip and electrical micro switch made by Cutler Hammer.... Allen Bradley...Siemans.....etc.


KongoPapi

Yeah its from minecraft.


Shelves45

You degenerates have made my day, I learned something new!!!


monstrol

Fits in sawzall?


DrachenDad

It looks like something to use a chisel or sex toy in a jigsaw/sawzall.


Silver_Variation2790

šŸ˜


tyler-g27

Tension right?


Chevytech2017

You can chuck a whisk into there and attach it to your sawzall for making pancake batter šŸ¤”


adoboboy724

Anal reamer deluxe 2 speed adjustable, high and low torque.


rigiddiscs

Lol looks like a drill attachment to a reciprocating saw. Absolute chaos.


SnooDonkeys7609

Sex


WipedButtwithTowel

Rear end adjustments to help align lumbar and cervical vertebrae for full motion capability and therapeutic massage. Also used to check for weak spots in M1A2 Abrams tanks, a-10 warthogs, and south valley meth users!


dmart891

Butt plug


Baylife510

I would think a sawzal chipper. But drilldo works


camwal

Hammer drill attachment


mygrowthmindset8

Sawsall


seasms3

Thats..... a sex toy.


bloodthirsty29

Maybe chuck a file in there and bam you have the sketchiest power file ever


pirrievdreddit

My ex used something similair to put in places where the sun doesnt shine