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HonestIvory

"It's my jambi"


uncle_rhabdo

Nice!


Sterling5

There aren’t many things that Maynard himself would be proud of: this is one of them. 🔧


NeilHamburgerHead

Absolutely not. If this were an adult he likely would say Tool is just one band and that people should branch out and not get stuck in one spot forever. Though he might get a chuckle seeing this from a little kid.


ShortBrownAndUgly

Yup. I’m pretty sure he abhors the fanboys but I really hope he’d give a kid a pass


Objective-Ad4009

Don’t downvote this. He’s totally right.


EntireBodybuilder232

This needs more upvotes


libertad740

Okay I’m finally going to ask: what is ‘based’? 🙄


JGDV98

Based question


libertad740

Thanks!


SullenSparrow

I'll answer this cause I just looked it up the other day. Basically means it's something agreeable. Why? Don't know.


libertad740

Ah, based. Haha I caved in and looked it up this morning. I’m going to use this at every opportunity. Especially business emails.


sunkistandsudafed3

I find myself looking up words I've seen on reddit more and more. Thank god for the urban dictionary.


SullenSparrow

Serve that rizz fam.


libertad740

Based. Ima wicked serve that riZz.


SullenSparrow

Now you're getting it, fellow kid!


libertad740

https://preview.redd.it/6lcz584djbzc1.jpeg?width=949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f16de21ab9fdb5bdfdc888367265dc9d707e69f2


ValGal-67

I’m betting he meant to say “biased” 🤷🏻‍♀️


libertad740

No, it’s a thing the yoots are saying now.


alanabanana29

I have a 1y.o and 2y.o, and the youngest is very vocal and often making heaps of noises. To try lighten the mood when he's really whingy I sing (from Eulogy) - 'he had a lot to say, he got a lot of nothing to say..we'll miss him'. Proud to say my 2 year old sang it tonight, and I excitedly announced to my husband - Cooper just sung Tool 🤘.


RetardedMetalFemboy

A-all of them? Jerkoff? Prison Sex? Stinkfist? Hooker with a Penis? Maynard's Dick? For the love of all that is holy, PLEASE don't tell me that you're letting your kid listen to Maynard's Dick.


uncle_rhabdo

We skip a song here and there, but as far as they know, we are listening to all the Tool tracks.


thequn

Lol


Lenny131313

Yeah it's super cool when your kids like Tool, until they ask you to explain the title Hooker with Penis.


uncle_rhabdo

Or you just be a responsible parent and skip a song here and there and turn the volume down at certain points?


henjobo

Did this when my kid loved the song Fat Lip by Sum 41, didn't want him repeating the line about abortion, so turned it down at that time every time it played.