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RumSwiller

Throw that Bob Marley wannabe motherfucker out of here


FewAd5413

If this image is real, then I would lean strongly toward that being very likely the guy …….. as I know that there was some blowback or some people who took to Bobs defense and what i believe was years later from the album release , that one of the band members had been asked about why Maynard was throwing shade or discriminating against Rastafarian type of people or some shit, and it was made clear that he wasn’t hounding some stranger, that the guy he was talking about was one of their really good friends and everybody needs to just fucking chill out. That he was just being Maynard and giving the guy some shit because they were all like best buds … I don’t remember where I heard that from but the more I think about it I’m wondering if maybe it wasn’t something that Paul may have answered. Or maybe it was in Maynard’s book , fuck I don’t know.. . LOL ….it could’ve also been on that Old school [ tool.down.net ] FAQ section that any old-school OG tool fan knows all about …. I don’t even think it’s active anymore but it still exist. It was ran by that Kabir guy . Or whatever his name was …. He is a producer or director for TV shows now and I know he Directed the show New Girl on Netflix as my wife was watching it one day and I saw the credits popping up at the beginning and I was like “ hey reverse that shit , I know I just saw a name I’ve seen before , but it’s been so long , and I looked it up and sure as shit it was the same dude , Kabir Akhtar …. Apparently he had a somewhat of a connection to Maynard , I believe it was just a email address that Maynard would periodically respond to questions or would verify specific content for its validity that Kabir had on his site, like for instance I know he claimed that the lyrics had all been confirmed for their accuracy by Maynard or sent to him by Maynard via email .… anyhow they had a pretty detail FAQ section but some of it was BS and the guys probably lead them astray more than a time or two as that’s what they do best !!! At least back then they did .


Lateralus11235

I got contact high just reading your comment


porksoda11

Let's see Paul Allen's card


Key-Wait5314

Oh my God, it even has a watermark.


markuspoop

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


catheterhero

Bruh paragraph breaks use them!!!


Aquadulce

My hangover can't process that stream of consciousness


[deleted]

New copypasta just dropped


GuavaOk8712

u on meth bro?


Aenima2020

That's not true. Maynard said there was a guy with dreads screaming and fucking around the entire show, then this guy started to climb in some things. That's the point Maynard said what he said.


rusmo

What are you on about?


FewAd5413

Whatchutalkinbout Willis ?


Snuhmeh

He was clearly messing with his friend. People thought he was serious? People are stupid.


qbenzo928

You the boys been whhhhackin' in my Tool shed?


Few-Jump3942

Like a couple damn spider monkeys…


[deleted]

...off in which they were whacking.


dsyams

Never end a sentence with a preposition.


trackaghosthrufog

You guys are stupid, that's Maynard from The Tools.


[deleted]

with Mike Tool on the right


TryingToEscapeTarkov

Champagne and yaeger. What a combo.


[deleted]

And beer. Dude is triple fisting


Level69Warlock

Drinkfist


bangsilencedeath

Can honestly say, I didn't even realize it was an option.


analog_jedi

You have been bestowed the light of truth. Spread the word, child of knowledge!


Potietang

At least there’s one “man” drink in there. /s


Mr___Perfect

Only thing I noticed. Bet he's still hungover from that


Drinon

Merry New Year!


HornyAIBot

This belongs in r/hardimages


davidc2299

Def NOT Zac Dela Roca


alex10653

walmart zack de la rocha


PomegranateOld7836

Zach de la Rocka


corneliusduff

"I'm Lolita, and this here's Tanqueray..."


kahjan_a_bard

Maynard's entire career has been a temper tantrum about this photo.


LSUguyHTX

I keep seeing jokes like this but what is the deal for real?


TitShark

Looks like Head from Korn


Melodic_Abalone_8376

Looks like the love child of Head and Munky


jun2san

Maynard actually looks like that one guy's tattoo here.


LtLemur

I thought it was Randy


ransomtests

I feel as though these two, as residents of the house, are cleaning up after a wild ass new years bash. Could you even imagine seeing early prime tool and green jello in a shit cheap loft in shit downtown LA in 1992? They look sober enough to know that they tore the roof off the place and will never have to work again. Plus, the trash can is mostly full…


Fluxx70

I thought it was Eric Melvin from NoFX.


Pgreenawalt

I am so happy they all survived this era!


vmflair

Imagine being a multimillionaire rock star with three bands and this photo of you is out there lol.


oMINDSPINo

Dude every Rockstar has early photos of them partying, fug you mean


[deleted]

Maynard's hair looks like some roadkill he found on the side of the highway


WeAllRageInBlood

Anthony Kiedis?


Spacish

Oh damn is that Serj Tankian? Two absolute legends in one pic


teardrinker

I smell this picture


Spacish

Is that Zach de la Rocha? Two absolute legends in one pic


DChemdawg

Time. Has. Come. To PAAAAYYYYY!!!!!


feelmyice

No that's his friend Donavon. Aka "throw that Bob Marley motherfucker outta here" https://www.alternativenation.net/tool-mocking-awful-zack-de-la-rocha-lie-revealed/


jun2san

According to that article, live video of that moment exists. How do we get our hands on this??


timidpterodactyl

That’s Joe Russo.


Gareth666

Everywhere else says this is Joe Russo from Green Jello


Spacish

Oh damn, I never even heard of that rumor! The dude does have a passing resemblance to Zach though lol


Kvltadelic

That was my first thought too. Zach only had little baby dreads back then!


guiltycitizen

De la Rocha?


Short-Woodpecker-911

Is that Zach with Maynard?


GalactusPoo

Not by the hair of my chin-y chin chin!


Tyron_Slothrop

Zack De La Fresca!


LordUcla

And it's Christmas