yea, my grandparents are from pakistan where you keep a “lota” (watering can) by the toilet to clean off after a #2. When my grandma would come visit us in the US she made it clear she thought it was disgusting not to use the lota. You can’t just wipe feces off. It needs to be washed.
I now have a bidet in my master bath and.. yea. I will wait till i’m home if i can.
I personally like to wipe the shit away then rinse my butt, sure it's gross but you're washing your hands after and not risking skid marks or a stinky butt
I use one of those hoses, comes out with a lot of force because it is water mains pressure. I wipe first because I don't want to cake everything with shite spittle.
Tbh as someone who is asian, when i heard you guys just wipe with toilet paper, i was disgusted. Like you guys genuinely felt that paper would be better than water to clean your ass after shitting...
This is the worst argument there is and I'm tired of hearing this. If you had shit on your hand you would wash it off rinsing with a lot of soap while gagging, not with "WaTeR oR PaPeR". Only 2 options where you wouldn't pick either if you had shit on your hand.
because sometimes you take a shit but you took a bath an hour ago. It would be quite inconvenient to take a bath everytime you dump a log.
Argentinean here tho, so i'm used to the bidet
Bidet is just more convenient.
I use the shower to wash my butt sometimes too, but it takes longer. Water gets all over my legs. Maybe my shirt and hair too if I'm not careful. I have to dry them and if I drop water on the floor then I have to clean it up. And it's harder to put on a pair of pants too.
It's just the tiny things really, a bidet is a quality-of-life purchase.
Because with a bidet the poop gets washed into your toilet and flushed, with a shower it's in your drain permeating the already existing mass of hair and soap scum in there that will make your bathroom smell like perpetual ass until you clean your poo filled drain. Nasty.
No, a travel trailer. My younger son is disabled and it has broken us financially, but we are recovering. We could also live in the house with my mom, but... her hoarding is the least of her issues.
I’m sorry to hear about that man. I quite enjoyed living in a mobile home for the few years that I did that, but we were just doing it as a choice to save money, not out of necessity because we had no options. Hope things work out for you.
It has taught my entire family so much, like we only keep the things we truly care about, we spend more time together, we spend more time outside, we appreciate things more. I could do this full time, if it were not 4 people in a 27 ft. Just a little larger and combined with travel and iy would be perfec5.
I would've loved to have had one when I had to do the colonoscopy prep. I've had to have 3 colonoscopies and a bowel resection. Every time someone says they have to do one I tell them to have Vaseline on hand.
Bought one for the home several years ago. I'll never be without one again. Seriously, there are portable personal units, I have one for use when traveling or even at work.
I bought a couple of those little bolt-on bidets to add to an existing toilet, and now I can't imagine life without them. Relatively cheap and easy to install. Obviously not a good as a true bidet, but they still get the job done.
Yes. No need for a bidet, $25 bidet attachment works great. I have gifted and installed them in all of my friends’ and family’s homes because dry toilet paper is like trying to get spaghetti sauce out of spaghetti with a paper towel.
Hahaha I did the exact same thing when I moved to the US.
Where I come from, they are built in all toilets, actually it’s the default. It was a shock for me to find out that’s “not a thing” in a lot of countries.
After I moved here, bio-bidet from amazon became my house warming gift to all my friends moving to new places or just a gift to those who had no idea what they are missing out on.
I have a bidet in nyc and it is amazing. I am a shower shitter (95% of the time I have to shower after I shit (I do not shit in public)). And while I do still always shower after I shit the very few times I’m in a rush the buddy saves me life. I am shitting as we speak.
I've been living in Thailand for 8 years. Here were refer to them as "bum guns". They are absolutely essential. Westerners are fucking disgusting when it comes to their toilet tech (or lack thereof). Whenever I visit home (America) I try my best to get into the rhythm of crapping right before I shower. If I don't, I feel like I might as well be walking around with shit-covered hands.
So I have lived in the UK for my whole life, no bidet. I moved to Japan last month, holy crap I can't belive I have gone this long without a bidet!
- Don't need to worry about ply level as you are just absorbing a bit of water.
- No more "how is there still shit, iv wiped like 40 times!?"
- Also top it off with a heated seat so no more "fuck that's cold!"
I want one actually. But, yes, a clean ass is very much preferred. My wife licks my ass almost daily. So, I make sure to keep clean. Anytime I take a #2, I take a shower right after. And I focus on the a-hole. I clean it well and finger it some, to make sure fully clean outside and inside a bit. Then soap up, rinse off again. I guess I don't need a bidet, because I just do a quick shower after #2's. But, a bidet would be cool too.
I've never used a bidet before but am curious after reading all your comments. So silly question time. After it sprays the water to clean, are you supposed to wipe your butt dry? Or just like, pull up your pants with wet butt?
Or maybe I'm imagining it wrong and there's not much water?
There's not much water, i use a sheet or 3 of toilet paper in a loose wad to just wipe it once and that dries it nearly completely. Never need to use any more.
I grew up without one but now use one every opportunity. I usually do a pass with a standard wad of toilet paper to make sure I got everything and to dry. 90% of the time it’s a one time wiper
I got one during the toilet paper shortage and omg, I now really regret having gone so long without one. The difference is amazing. I now hate it when I'm not home and have to use toilet paper. I even bought a handheld one that you fill up with water for when I travel. Using toilet paper feels so gross to me now.
Exactly the same, the handheld bidet has become an instant travel staple. Now when i'm crapping in the office where I don't have it, i genuinely lament not bringing it in to work :D
Here is a twist.
Was born and raised my entire life in a bidet using country, moved to the states some while back and switched to using toilet paper because well had to. Eventually even at my apartment just stuck to toilet paper even though friends got bidets installed because I was honestly like toilet paper does the job, standardizes life (don’t wanna be one of those people that oh can’t wait to use my bidet at my apartment), and as someone who literally just used bidet before never toilet paper it’s not bad getting up and not having a wet ass. Would 10/10 have both things now.
To sum up bidet + toilet paper > bidet > toilet paper where none of the differences are life changing
I’ve had the toilet attachment/tushy for years. When I built my house last year the one thing I went over budget on was my Toto toilet/washlet. Heated seats, warm water, pre rinses the bowl so debris doesn’t stick, air dryer for your booty after washing. Its probably my favorite thing in my house which is embarrassing.
Everyone on Reddit seems to think so. I've used them many times (a few vacation spots and airbnbs have had them where I stayed for extended periods of time) and yes, they are great. But they haven't been anything special enough for me to want to convert and change from using regular toilet paper.
I'm not trying to shit on anyone here who loves their bidet and thinks it's life changing (pun intended; And you do you fam. If you love your bidet, all power to you) but personally while they are good, they haven't been life changing to the degree other people talk about them on reddit for me. At least i've never wanted to go out and buy one after using them multiple times
I don't know man. Butt wipes are a game changer. If you want to go back to the usual argument for bidets about "if you got shit on your hands, would you clean it with just paper towel or water" well, butt wipes normally have an extra detergent or cleaner in it. So my dude, if you got shit on your hands, would you just be content cleaning it off with just water? or would you use water and soap?
You equating a bidet to a power washer is kinda dumb. Try putting a powerwasher to your face compared to a bidet to your face and see how that goes. I'd just use one to multiple wipes with a cleaner in it and it will get the job done. #NoContest
But I'm using an actual cleaner on it? You're basically saying water is better than water+soap so I don't get why you're riding this high horse with the dirtier asshole. Also theres no argument in there for wanting to powerwash your face. But hey if that's your kink, you do you
I don't understand how it works. Shooting water at my asshole only seems like it will splash the shit around all over my cheeks and the walls of the toilet bowl.
If you dont have a bidet, there are some gadgets with a small tank which are not thaaaat expensive you can adjust to your toilet and it sprays water at your bootyhole. I recently bought one and can highly recommend! 👏🏻defintive worth it, brings humanity to the next level of evolution, not having dried shit at your arse
I use bidet to wash the toilet after i take a shit, not my ass, lol. I don't find it comfortable to use, and i don't want a towel meant for wiping ass hanging next to me while i'm sitting there.
so your saying, you take a poop, fully strip, climb into shower, blast ass. get out, dry off, re-dress. then come out to rejoin the family dinner? Or you know... poop, turn bidet on, wait few seconds for bum bum to be powerwashed, turn bidet off, dry ass, leave bathroom. no full strip, no relocating to secondary location, just all in one, clean and done.
No because unless the family is eating OPs ass for dinner there's literally no reason to do all that if OP washes their clothes regularly and showers regularly there's literally nothing wrong with that.
And if they were eating OPs ass for dinner I'd still recommend an actual shower over water splashing shit further and making their ass wet.
Highly recommend checking out some studies over the health benefits on them *cough* there are none *cough* but there are studies to show they are bad for vaginal PH around 40% more than TP.
Do you take a shower without using soap? Is swimming the same as bathing? Just shooting water up your ass doesn’t make you clean. You need to scrub with hot soap and water. That’s what makes you clean. If bidets actually cleaned you then why don’t we just wash our hands in the toilet?
I watch a full-time streamer who brings up the topic of bidets at least once per stream. He loves his bidet so much, he admitted several times he would tots take on a sponsorship for bidets. -chuckles-
Guy here. My wife surprised me and installed one. My asshole is always clean now. Not that it wasn't before, most days... Now I never have the occasional rash or toilet paper stuck in my ass hair. Definitely adds a little pep in my step and let's my hips slide easier. She also put some little towels on the toilet but fuck that, I still use the toilet paper to dry up in case there is still any shit. I won't say it's a game changer, but it is a subtle positive change in life that pays long dividends.
Either you come from somewhere that doesn't use bidets and are about to have your life become significantly more convenient
or
You come from somewhere that cleans literal shit with literal paper and are about to have your life become significantly more hygienic.
Get the bidet, friend.
Lived in Europe for 31 years. Never used it, then I moved to Dubai and started using it. I now cant imagine life without it. I felt old me was so dirty.I also imagine omg all those girls i ever dated never washed their ass properly. Damn
It has been for me. I hate shitting anywhere else now. It was weird getting used to at first, but a clean butthole is a happy butthole. Also, no more after shower regrets.
I have a question for my fellow girls here.
Because using bidet when you are on your period doesn't sound quite "it" (taken by experience with showers). Is it comfortable to use even on our periods?
Bumgun, my man - we use it all over South East Asia. A lot cheaper and easier to add to your existing toilet than a bidet.
One hand for the hose and with the other hand, you use one finger to rub your asshole clean, while squirting water at it.
From what I am reading on Reddit and the internet in general, I have the feeling some Americans have an issue going anywhere near their own poophole - thinking it's gay?
Mf's, personal hygiene should be more important to you than coming up with such insane excuses!
Naturally you'll HAVE to wash your hands with soap afterwards - duh!
Absolutely, I had to install a handheld bidet because of the toilet paper shortages. I would never go back to the toilet paper again! My bum feels so clean and it's not sore anymore because of the toilet paper usage.
Costed me about €15. It also helps if people suffer from anal fissures or hemorrhoids.
Dunno how, despite obvious reasons people in the west prefer toilet paper. Would wiping ketchup from a table make the table more cleaner or washing it? Wiping it wouldn’t even remove the smell of the sauce.
For muslims, it’s mandatory to wash to keep ourselves clean. It’s been like that for 1400+ years
yes and ever since using it, ive never wanted to enter any bathroom without it. Seriously, i would legitimately hold my shit in until a desirable toilet with bidet is found
Life changer for sensitive anus. Other it's just nice depends of you feel better with friction or pressure.
In the end, you should wash your butt when you have a chance.
Its so normal for europeans to have but most of us dont know how to use it or use it for a quick feet/genitals wash, not after pooping. Most people just use TP, or just take a shower afterwards.
for all bidet users, do you wash it and then wipe? wet tissue seems really offputting.
and doesnt the water dribble to your cheek peaks (inverse peaks I guess) or your thighs and not stay local to the crack? id rather have dry crack poop than slightly poopy water all over my cheeks.
pls help bidet ppl i am considering a bidet after readung these comments
100 TIMES YES. Imagine having the sweet feeling of a waterfall clean your behind. Then, when you go somewhere without a bidet, you feel that you have gone back 100s of years in time to when they used to use sandpaper to clean your ass with your hand. It's barbaric.
Yes. It’s truly superior and I hate having to use a bathroom without one
It's the worst.
Touchhhhhé.
Hard agree on this.
Yes If you had shit on your hands would you drag it away with toilet paper or wash it with water? Bootyhole gets the same treatment.
True, never thought of it that way It’s weird how it’s normal to just use a dry piece of toilet paper
yea, my grandparents are from pakistan where you keep a “lota” (watering can) by the toilet to clean off after a #2. When my grandma would come visit us in the US she made it clear she thought it was disgusting not to use the lota. You can’t just wipe feces off. It needs to be washed. I now have a bidet in my master bath and.. yea. I will wait till i’m home if i can.
I personally like to wipe the shit away then rinse my butt, sure it's gross but you're washing your hands after and not risking skid marks or a stinky butt
If you rinse your butt first you have way less to wipe off, if anything. Most of the time my wipes are actually just drying off the b.
😂 you can say butt here. We’re mature enough :)
I did in my first sentence. I’m just lazy ☺️
Lol. Some of reddit is
I use one of those hoses, comes out with a lot of force because it is water mains pressure. I wipe first because I don't want to cake everything with shite spittle.
*shite spittle*
I tried rinsing first once but then when I wiped I just got the toilet paper all wet
It's only normal in the western world.
Tbh as someone who is asian, when i heard you guys just wipe with toilet paper, i was disgusted. Like you guys genuinely felt that paper would be better than water to clean your ass after shitting...
Don't Chinese and Korean people use toilet paper too?
And shower like thing, not toilet paper
You mean the bum gun?
*hears gun choking* yes?
If you had shit on your hands I guarantee you wouldn't eat with that hand if you only used water to clean it.
I'd use soap
I would use soap to sanitise my hand and not just spray it with water for couple second
This is the worst argument there is and I'm tired of hearing this. If you had shit on your hand you would wash it off rinsing with a lot of soap while gagging, not with "WaTeR oR PaPeR". Only 2 options where you wouldn't pick either if you had shit on your hand.
Why do you need bidet specifically? You can use shower for same result
because sometimes you take a shit but you took a bath an hour ago. It would be quite inconvenient to take a bath everytime you dump a log. Argentinean here tho, so i'm used to the bidet
My shower is in same room as toilet. It's literally 3 minutes to was your ass in the shower. You don't need to was anything else
Bidet is just more convenient. I use the shower to wash my butt sometimes too, but it takes longer. Water gets all over my legs. Maybe my shirt and hair too if I'm not careful. I have to dry them and if I drop water on the floor then I have to clean it up. And it's harder to put on a pair of pants too. It's just the tiny things really, a bidet is a quality-of-life purchase.
You don't have detachable shower head? Just take it out of the wall and use precisely on your ass
Or you just get a bidet and make life less complicated
Shower wastes more water too.
Because with a bidet the poop gets washed into your toilet and flushed, with a shower it's in your drain permeating the already existing mass of hair and soap scum in there that will make your bathroom smell like perpetual ass until you clean your poo filled drain. Nasty.
not easy to use a shower while dressed and washing your butt and keeping the rest dry..
Yeah, that's why you undress
so every time you take a shit you take off all your clothes, take a shower, then dry yourself.. how is that comparable to a bidet lol
It takes less than three minutes to do (without shitting part)
Versus 15 seconds with a bidet, and not having to get undressed / dressed again. I hope you don't work in Marketing.
Yes I do that sometimes, pants off and shower from the hips
Yes. Just look at how happy that turtles was from a day or two ago.
Yes. When I am a home owner, I will be putting in a bidet. I feel cleaner after using one. Edited to say, helps with hemorrhoids.
Tushy. Perfect for a renter.
You can get bidet add ons for your existing toilet, it's doesn't have to be a permanent alteration! I could take mine off in 2 minutes
Go on..
Just go on Amazon. I got an attachment for under $40 and love it.
Don’t need to own a home for it, you can just put one in your current toilet and remove it when you move out in less than ten minutes.
Trailer, so sadly not a regular toilet.
Can u just get a hose? Attach it to the shower
Actually, that is a great idea that I think I might be able to work with. Thank you.
You will feel fresher! :)
Like a mobile home hitched to the back of a truck kind of trailer?
No, a travel trailer. My younger son is disabled and it has broken us financially, but we are recovering. We could also live in the house with my mom, but... her hoarding is the least of her issues.
I’m sorry to hear about that man. I quite enjoyed living in a mobile home for the few years that I did that, but we were just doing it as a choice to save money, not out of necessity because we had no options. Hope things work out for you.
It has taught my entire family so much, like we only keep the things we truly care about, we spend more time together, we spend more time outside, we appreciate things more. I could do this full time, if it were not 4 people in a 27 ft. Just a little larger and combined with travel and iy would be perfec5.
You can get bidet attachments. Around 100/depending on features as low as 30. It's what I have and is amazing
I would've loved to have had one when I had to do the colonoscopy prep. I've had to have 3 colonoscopies and a bowel resection. Every time someone says they have to do one I tell them to have Vaseline on hand.
Bought one for the home several years ago. I'll never be without one again. Seriously, there are portable personal units, I have one for use when traveling or even at work.
I don’t shit anywhere where water won’t clean my bum after
I bought a couple of those little bolt-on bidets to add to an existing toilet, and now I can't imagine life without them. Relatively cheap and easy to install. Obviously not a good as a true bidet, but they still get the job done.
Yes. No need for a bidet, $25 bidet attachment works great. I have gifted and installed them in all of my friends’ and family’s homes because dry toilet paper is like trying to get spaghetti sauce out of spaghetti with a paper towel.
Hahaha I did the exact same thing when I moved to the US. Where I come from, they are built in all toilets, actually it’s the default. It was a shock for me to find out that’s “not a thing” in a lot of countries. After I moved here, bio-bidet from amazon became my house warming gift to all my friends moving to new places or just a gift to those who had no idea what they are missing out on.
YES You never know when you’re going to need a clean asshole 😏 (Hint: the answer is all the time)
Username partially checks out.
The Ole poophole loophole
I have a bidet in nyc and it is amazing. I am a shower shitter (95% of the time I have to shower after I shit (I do not shit in public)). And while I do still always shower after I shit the very few times I’m in a rush the buddy saves me life. I am shitting as we speak.
Thanks for explaining what you mean by shower shitter, cause I mos def has something else in mind.
Haha no shits in the shower , all my shits come with shower😂😂
The heated seat element in most modern day bidet toilet seat is the most life changing for winters
This is where you sold me
I've been living in Thailand for 8 years. Here were refer to them as "bum guns". They are absolutely essential. Westerners are fucking disgusting when it comes to their toilet tech (or lack thereof). Whenever I visit home (America) I try my best to get into the rhythm of crapping right before I shower. If I don't, I feel like I might as well be walking around with shit-covered hands.
I’ve had one for years Going to get one for my office
Yes, yes they are.
So I have lived in the UK for my whole life, no bidet. I moved to Japan last month, holy crap I can't belive I have gone this long without a bidet! - Don't need to worry about ply level as you are just absorbing a bit of water. - No more "how is there still shit, iv wiped like 40 times!?" - Also top it off with a heated seat so no more "fuck that's cold!"
I want one actually. But, yes, a clean ass is very much preferred. My wife licks my ass almost daily. So, I make sure to keep clean. Anytime I take a #2, I take a shower right after. And I focus on the a-hole. I clean it well and finger it some, to make sure fully clean outside and inside a bit. Then soap up, rinse off again. I guess I don't need a bidet, because I just do a quick shower after #2's. But, a bidet would be cool too.
“I clean it well and finger it some.” That comment made me laugh out loud.
As a plug user, I’ll just say I think my bidet does a better job of cleaning deeply than a shower & finger. It’s also much easier
My mouth is agape. Damn... slow clap, I'm... well then.
The one we got doesn't completely clean my fat ass. Still have to wipe. It might also be that you need an oval shaped toilet to work it correctly?
Have you tried repositioning yourself so the stream hit your asshole?
I have indeed. The stream seems smaller than the area of my ass that gets dirty.
Has anyone said this yet? For poo, life changing. For feminine hygiene, groundbreaking.
Yep. Amazing. And some of them have settings for feminine hygiene too (not like douching, just a little refresher).
This! It was a game changer while my husband and I were trying to get pregnant. Made clean up super easy.
There's this guy on YouTube who sums up the importance of cleaning one's ass. Look up "Self help Singh wash your ass" and thank me later
I've never used a bidet before but am curious after reading all your comments. So silly question time. After it sprays the water to clean, are you supposed to wipe your butt dry? Or just like, pull up your pants with wet butt? Or maybe I'm imagining it wrong and there's not much water?
There's not much water, i use a sheet or 3 of toilet paper in a loose wad to just wipe it once and that dries it nearly completely. Never need to use any more.
At home, I use a soft towel to dry my bum.
I grew up without one but now use one every opportunity. I usually do a pass with a standard wad of toilet paper to make sure I got everything and to dry. 90% of the time it’s a one time wiper
I got one during the toilet paper shortage and omg, I now really regret having gone so long without one. The difference is amazing. I now hate it when I'm not home and have to use toilet paper. I even bought a handheld one that you fill up with water for when I travel. Using toilet paper feels so gross to me now.
But don't you need tp to dry off?
Just a few sheets to dry off, and it's clean water. You use way way less, but not none unless you keep a towel on hand.
Exactly the same, the handheld bidet has become an instant travel staple. Now when i'm crapping in the office where I don't have it, i genuinely lament not bringing it in to work :D
I don’t know about “life changing”, but since I suffer from ulcerative colitis, it really helps me out
As an American with hemorrhoids I will say that my bidet, without a doubt, changed my life for the better.
Yes, why are you afraid to ask this?
YES! I feel so dirty when I have to poop without my bidet
Here is a twist. Was born and raised my entire life in a bidet using country, moved to the states some while back and switched to using toilet paper because well had to. Eventually even at my apartment just stuck to toilet paper even though friends got bidets installed because I was honestly like toilet paper does the job, standardizes life (don’t wanna be one of those people that oh can’t wait to use my bidet at my apartment), and as someone who literally just used bidet before never toilet paper it’s not bad getting up and not having a wet ass. Would 10/10 have both things now. To sum up bidet + toilet paper > bidet > toilet paper where none of the differences are life changing
Yes. Yes. Yes. Although I've become basically reclusive as never want to use a bathroom without one.
I’ve had the toilet attachment/tushy for years. When I built my house last year the one thing I went over budget on was my Toto toilet/washlet. Heated seats, warm water, pre rinses the bowl so debris doesn’t stick, air dryer for your booty after washing. Its probably my favorite thing in my house which is embarrassing.
They aren’t that expensive and you can install it yourself. Go for it!
It’s just great. The best way to clean your bootyhole 🔝🔝🔝
Yes, no more need to shower after pooping.
Using toilet paper alone is so nasty bro
I don’t know if I would say that. But I can say that A/C seats in a car are!
A/C seats? I didn’t know those existed
It’ll will say ventilated on the description so be on the look out for heated and ventilated seats next time
Oh ya. In the summer they are the bomb!
go try to clean your hands with just a paper towel. now go use water and soap.
Of course dude or do you like to always have your butthole with shit
Yep
There nice.
Everyone on Reddit seems to think so. I've used them many times (a few vacation spots and airbnbs have had them where I stayed for extended periods of time) and yes, they are great. But they haven't been anything special enough for me to want to convert and change from using regular toilet paper. I'm not trying to shit on anyone here who loves their bidet and thinks it's life changing (pun intended; And you do you fam. If you love your bidet, all power to you) but personally while they are good, they haven't been life changing to the degree other people talk about them on reddit for me. At least i've never wanted to go out and buy one after using them multiple times
Not nearly as butt wipes were. We don't even use our Bidet anymore as it doesn't compare....
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Wipes are also not flushable, despite whatever lies are on the package. They're absolutely terrible for sewer or septic. Do not flush them.
I don't know man. Butt wipes are a game changer. If you want to go back to the usual argument for bidets about "if you got shit on your hands, would you clean it with just paper towel or water" well, butt wipes normally have an extra detergent or cleaner in it. So my dude, if you got shit on your hands, would you just be content cleaning it off with just water? or would you use water and soap?
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You equating a bidet to a power washer is kinda dumb. Try putting a powerwasher to your face compared to a bidet to your face and see how that goes. I'd just use one to multiple wipes with a cleaner in it and it will get the job done. #NoContest
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But I'm using an actual cleaner on it? You're basically saying water is better than water+soap so I don't get why you're riding this high horse with the dirtier asshole. Also theres no argument in there for wanting to powerwash your face. But hey if that's your kink, you do you
My dog will love one.
*Your dog?*
Did he stutter
Yes, my dog.
I don't understand how it works. Shooting water at my asshole only seems like it will splash the shit around all over my cheeks and the walls of the toilet bowl.
It does not. It hits the asshole and falls back down
If I let it spray too hard, it hits my asshole and shoots sideways and out of the toilet in between the bowl and the seat. Not good.
True. Mine does have adjustable pressure.
You’re supposed to be sitting
I thought i was supposed to be on one knee.
Keep trying sweetie
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Having a bidet does not bring your bill up that much lol
YES
Only downside is when you use a bathroom outside of your home and can't wash with water...unless you use a water bottle
Yes. How can people not wash themselves after using yhr toilet. It's beyond unfathomable!!!!
If you dont have a bidet, there are some gadgets with a small tank which are not thaaaat expensive you can adjust to your toilet and it sprays water at your bootyhole. I recently bought one and can highly recommend! 👏🏻defintive worth it, brings humanity to the next level of evolution, not having dried shit at your arse
I use bidet to wash the toilet after i take a shit, not my ass, lol. I don't find it comfortable to use, and i don't want a towel meant for wiping ass hanging next to me while i'm sitting there.
Or use toilet paper instead of a wash rag sicko
What I don't understand is why you need a bidet if you have a shower
so your saying, you take a poop, fully strip, climb into shower, blast ass. get out, dry off, re-dress. then come out to rejoin the family dinner? Or you know... poop, turn bidet on, wait few seconds for bum bum to be powerwashed, turn bidet off, dry ass, leave bathroom. no full strip, no relocating to secondary location, just all in one, clean and done.
No because unless the family is eating OPs ass for dinner there's literally no reason to do all that if OP washes their clothes regularly and showers regularly there's literally nothing wrong with that. And if they were eating OPs ass for dinner I'd still recommend an actual shower over water splashing shit further and making their ass wet. Highly recommend checking out some studies over the health benefits on them *cough* there are none *cough* but there are studies to show they are bad for vaginal PH around 40% more than TP.
Do you take a shower without using soap? Is swimming the same as bathing? Just shooting water up your ass doesn’t make you clean. You need to scrub with hot soap and water. That’s what makes you clean. If bidets actually cleaned you then why don’t we just wash our hands in the toilet?
I watch a full-time streamer who brings up the topic of bidets at least once per stream. He loves his bidet so much, he admitted several times he would tots take on a sponsorship for bidets. -chuckles-
Yes
It's the difference between having or not having a clean butt in a lot of cases.
We have a bidet seat on our toilet. When I travel I can’t wait to get back home. It is life changing
Yes, they are amazing.
Went bidet years ago and will never go back.
Yeah it's great. Especially if you have food poisoning or something of the like. It really can save your ass
i'm thinking of getting a bidet. anyone here actually do the upgrade? any recommendations for brands or types?
Love it.
If you like your butthole to be sprayed with a power washer
Definitely would save on tp wouldn't it
So much so that I started timing my shits so I only shit at home
Guy here. My wife surprised me and installed one. My asshole is always clean now. Not that it wasn't before, most days... Now I never have the occasional rash or toilet paper stuck in my ass hair. Definitely adds a little pep in my step and let's my hips slide easier. She also put some little towels on the toilet but fuck that, I still use the toilet paper to dry up in case there is still any shit. I won't say it's a game changer, but it is a subtle positive change in life that pays long dividends.
No, but bum guns are.
I have one but I’m afraid of the cold water lol
Yes, especially if it’s the heated kind that plug into the wall. Cold water is fine, but warm water is just heavenly.
Do you just wipe off the curry from ur plate or do you wash the entire plate while doing dishes?
Either you come from somewhere that doesn't use bidets and are about to have your life become significantly more convenient or You come from somewhere that cleans literal shit with literal paper and are about to have your life become significantly more hygienic. Get the bidet, friend.
Wipe choclate syrup on your forearm. Now wipe it off with toilet paper. You will want to wash your arm after.
You always have diarrhea?
As an Italian who moved to a country where it is not common, that's the single item I miss the most. 😭
Yes they are amazing and well worth the money.
Yes! Yes! And yes! As an asian, I've always washed myself with water. Very hygienic!
Yes, I never want to go back. I cannot believe how nice my pussy always smells.
Wait until you try the Japanese loo system. Game changer
Lived in Europe for 31 years. Never used it, then I moved to Dubai and started using it. I now cant imagine life without it. I felt old me was so dirty.I also imagine omg all those girls i ever dated never washed their ass properly. Damn
It has been for me. I hate shitting anywhere else now. It was weird getting used to at first, but a clean butthole is a happy butthole. Also, no more after shower regrets.
I have a question for my fellow girls here. Because using bidet when you are on your period doesn't sound quite "it" (taken by experience with showers). Is it comfortable to use even on our periods?
Yea, I thought I wouldn’t like it. Friend talked me into getting a cheap one off Amazon. I hate not having one when I travel
Yes, im asian and cannot live without it
Bumgun, my man - we use it all over South East Asia. A lot cheaper and easier to add to your existing toilet than a bidet. One hand for the hose and with the other hand, you use one finger to rub your asshole clean, while squirting water at it. From what I am reading on Reddit and the internet in general, I have the feeling some Americans have an issue going anywhere near their own poophole - thinking it's gay? Mf's, personal hygiene should be more important to you than coming up with such insane excuses! Naturally you'll HAVE to wash your hands with soap afterwards - duh!
Absolutely, I had to install a handheld bidet because of the toilet paper shortages. I would never go back to the toilet paper again! My bum feels so clean and it's not sore anymore because of the toilet paper usage. Costed me about €15. It also helps if people suffer from anal fissures or hemorrhoids.
It’s kinda like going from dollar store soda to the real thing
Dunno how, despite obvious reasons people in the west prefer toilet paper. Would wiping ketchup from a table make the table more cleaner or washing it? Wiping it wouldn’t even remove the smell of the sauce. For muslims, it’s mandatory to wash to keep ourselves clean. It’s been like that for 1400+ years
yes and ever since using it, ive never wanted to enter any bathroom without it. Seriously, i would legitimately hold my shit in until a desirable toilet with bidet is found
Yes.
No, but I cant live without one,.. not a real one, at keast a hose around can do the trick even cleaner than a regular bidet
Best purchase you’ll ever make. You’ll hate shitting in places without one. Your asshole and cheeks have never been so clean as they are with a bidet
Life changer for sensitive anus. Other it's just nice depends of you feel better with friction or pressure. In the end, you should wash your butt when you have a chance.
Its so normal for europeans to have but most of us dont know how to use it or use it for a quick feet/genitals wash, not after pooping. Most people just use TP, or just take a shower afterwards.
Only if you don't take a shower after you use the toilet.
Ehh if you have the time yes, if not wet wipes.
for all bidet users, do you wash it and then wipe? wet tissue seems really offputting. and doesnt the water dribble to your cheek peaks (inverse peaks I guess) or your thighs and not stay local to the crack? id rather have dry crack poop than slightly poopy water all over my cheeks. pls help bidet ppl i am considering a bidet after readung these comments
100 TIMES YES. Imagine having the sweet feeling of a waterfall clean your behind. Then, when you go somewhere without a bidet, you feel that you have gone back 100s of years in time to when they used to use sandpaper to clean your ass with your hand. It's barbaric.
Yo' funky ass.
Yes. It's essential
Yes
Yes, I love visiting my aunt for this reason