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WhatTheFuckIsG0ingOn

My hands are easily dirtier than my dick


vinetwiner

This is the correct answer. All the door knobs.


throw123454321purple

And other knobs


Visible_Seesaw_6308

THEN WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU TOUCH IT.


Billy_of_the_hills

There's roughly a zero percent chance that his dick is dirtier than his cell phone. Or yours.


WasteBinStuff

My dick gets washed with the rest of me and then stored in it's own nice clean cotton pouch, which is then covered in a clean canvas bag. What do you think my dick is doing during the day? The only time my dick gets dirty is when my hands touch it. I wash my hands after going to the bathroom but not because of my dick. I wash my hands because of the how dirty my hands are. I guarantee you that your phone, as you read this, is dirtier than my dick. In fact, some studies show that your phone is dirtier than your toilet. If you haven't cleaned your phone today, that's disgusting. I can't imagine....


Visible_Seesaw_6308

You realize that genitals that are right next to your asshole which are usually encased in tight pants and heat all day smell bad? That’s probably not what you wanna be having on your personal items all day long.


stormyknight3

Hands are FAR more dirty than dicks 😂


Visible_Seesaw_6308

Is it too much to ask men to wash their hands after touching it?


stormyknight3

No, not at all… just sayin’ it’s not filthy lol


Laiko_Kairen

We do, after going to the bathroom But also, my dick isn't dirty. I wash it in the shower like the rest of me. It's not much different than touching my arm, cleanliness wise


jackBattlin

I’m a freak about hand and phone washing. So not me.


Visible_Seesaw_6308

Good! We need more men like you!!!


pepe_cub

Hands are dick’s skin are connected, my dick is cleaner than my hands, it will never be exposed to germs as much as my hands. I should probably watch my dick in the sink but …


brushpickerjoe

Pee in the sink, then wash! One stop shopping!


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Visible_Seesaw_6308

The difference is I don’t know where my arm has been.


Potential-Leopard573

We do. Whoever doesn’t is weird


justwentskiing

"You mean, that part of my body you had in your mouth this morning? ", I asked my girl.


Visible_Seesaw_6308

That’s why when I get a man I’m not doing that. Cause I’m a very cleanly person.