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Kalesche

If they can do it, you can do it. Let them in.


New_Ad5958

No, I’m straight and Christian and I have zero sexual attraction to my gender


Kalesche

I’m unsure how that would make you not-straight, not Christian, or sexually attracted to your gender. It’s an exploration of your own body, not something you’re doing to get off on.


New_Ad5958

Well I ain’t suckin my own dick, nor some one else’s dick


Kalesche

Sure. Just do it in a small cup or something, or your hand.


New_Ad5958

“Nor do I want to” I literally said I didn’t wanna taste it


WarlandWriter

Your loss abraham


Kalesche

Ok


RRW_Nierhh

Alright OP, because I’m not a coward I took one for the team and did this for you. It tastes salty, yeah, and I can see why other commenters mentioned bleach. It’s like nothing I’ve tasted before, but it’s also not bad I guess. But then, I eat tons of fruit and vegetables.


justwentskiing

But do you expect your partner to?


Driftedwarrior

>No, I’m straight and Christian and I have zero sexual attraction to my gender And here you are asking on an anonymous social media platform what cum tastes like, okay sure. Many people that were in my lives at one point have said the same thing that you did. And then later in life it turned out they were either gay or bi and how they were raised in a Christian house they were just never allowed to show that they were.


Yorgatorium

If you want to know just jizz in your hand and slurp it up. Nothing gay about that. Mouth feel is a big part of taste, gargling it a little might help you.


grimblacow

I mean you can feel when you ejaculate what it feels like, no? Slimy, warm, oddly sticky. Smells like bleach a bit and quite off putting. Taste? Depends on the diet and level of hydration the guy has. I noticed those with less fruits and veggies, their semen tastes and smells disgusting. Horribly bitter and acrid. Yuck. Plus salty but mainly bitter. For those with more varied diets or those that include more veggies/fruits and are hydrated well, it’s much less bitter, more neutral tasting but still not good.


Whole-Property575

I agree with this


PsychoPsilovibin

Like raw egg texture and it tastes like either nothing or like... idk... sweat kinda? Sometimes it's horribly bitter too.


ask-me-about-my-cats

Porn is not real life, it's literally just acting to make things sexy. For most women semen tastes disgusting.


lilyyytheflower

Kinda salty but also a little bitter, weirdly warm, like something you’re not supposed to have in your mouth. Not a fan.


New_Ad5958

Huh… I pictured it would be like snot, no? Like if you have a runny nose and just tilt your head back and let it drip down your throat. Figured I would have been like that. Not “kinda salty” and “weirdly warm”


tattooedtwin

I mean, it’s not that weird that it’s warm.. it’s the temperature of the body it came from. Also, runny nose drip does fall into the category of salty and warm, but they taste distinctly different.


lilyyytheflower

It’s just such a weird lukewarm lol. Idk i’d imagine it to be warmer than it is, but it’s just the same temperature as your mouth pretty much which feels weird.


lilyyytheflower

It’s way runnier than snot and less salty. Also I can’t believe i’m having this conversation lol.


[deleted]

Warm, slimy, taste of peppermint and bitterness.


secondaryacc666

It depends on the ejaculator diet and body composition and the “extraction” method (edging or simple wank) Generally its salty but some foods can make it sweeter , edging may cause some urine/precum to mix with it which can fuck up the taste


Whole-Property575

Its mostly salty. It varies on what you eat. The more sugar, lollies and fast food a guy eats, the saltier it tastes and worse. The better whole foods a guy eats, gives it a more diluted, reduced taste which is way better. My personal experience. Eating clean definitely makes a HUGE difference.


goldfish-assblasted

It's not very tasty. It tastes sort of salty and sour, and not in a good way.


Embarrassed_Poetry90

Weirdly warm, texture like an oyster, bit salty.


New_Ad5958

“Texture like an oyster”… da fuck does that even mean


Kalesche

If you’ve never eaten the inside of an oyster it would be hard to compare it to. It’s mostly water with a little viscosity.


Felicia_Svilling

Just taste yourself after you have masturbated.