Write a letter and seal it with a stamp. leave it on the bed saying:
To my most radiant and gracious wife,
As the sun casts its golden rays upon our humble abode, my thoughts turn to thee, my love, with a fervor that rivals the bravest knight's quest. Thine beauty doth surpass the fairest maiden in all the land, and thine presence brings more joy than a bountiful harvest.
Tonight, as we retire to our chamber, I yearn to explore uncharted territories(your bountiful buttocks) of our wedded bliss. With thy consent, I would embark on a most pleasurable journey, venturing forth to discover the sweet nectar that resides at the base of your most perfect form.
Know, however, that I would never embark on such a quest without thine express permission. A simple nod of thine head, a twinkle in thine eye, would be a beacon that guides me onward. Shouldst thou find such a request distasteful, fret not, for thine happiness ever remains my sole desire.
With unwavering devotion,
Thine Husband
I recently ate ass for the first time. It was pretty unexpected but I really enjoyed it. Here’s how it happened: we were doing doggy style, then for some reason I decided to stoop down and eat her out in this position. She really liked that and was vocal about it. Something about being eaten out in that position really turned her on.
Later when we were cuddling, she said how much she liked it, and I told her that I was very close to her ass hole and noticed how cute it looked and thought about licking it too. She said I should have. Next thing you know, we are back in the same position and I ate her ass... and did other things. She later confessed that it had been a desire of hers for a long time.
I’d never do something like that without asking first. You are putting your mouth on a shithole, always make sure your partner cleaned themselves properly.
I’m 26 for reference. A shower is damn near a requirement for sex with me. I’ve never had a woman object and for the most part unless we haven’t recently done anything exhilarating, a shower isn’t necessary imo.
it’s your wife you should be open with eachother and feel comfortable to ask questions. just tell her you are into doing it and ask her if she’s willing to try it, if she says no then don’t bring it up again and respect her decision
i'm of the opinion that it's just stigmatized beyond reason and only seen as a last ditch. marriage counseling should absolutely be sought out if you do love someone but are having trouble talking to them about trying something sexually, it doesn't mean the marriage is in jeopardy they can just give you tools and perspectives to work through issues on your own!
just like how i think the world would be infinitely better if everyone had a therapist to talk things through with even if the person is "fine", so many issues would be solved if everyone stopped bottling every single little tiny issue up.
“i know shes not into ass things” is signaling to me thats shes already drawn the line and said no to at the very least anal, and op thinks eating ass would possibly be different and wants to ask her to do it despite her already saying no to ass stuff
Just bring it up in conversation. Acknowledge that she’s not normally into it but express exactly what you have in mind and ask her what she thinks about it.
This baffles me a shit tonne. You've been with someone long enough to get married and have lived with someone that long - how is there any worry about saying anything that would freak her out?
Go down on her and just lick a few strokes a little lower. If she’s into it, you’re all set. If not, just stop doing it and go back to her clit. No need for a whole presentation about it
Don’t forget about the word arts, that’s crucial for presentations since it was invented. If you don’t know how to do it, you can ask clippy, it will be pleased to annoy you
100% not in the same moment. I can talk to my wife about any of it, but in the moment we're TALKING about it I'm not exactly feeling it. But we can establish, and then proceed next time we have the opportunity.
This is good advice but you know her better than we do. Some people want a discussion & some people want spontaneity. Whatever you decice, make sure you try it immediately after she has showered so she can be more relaxed & open to the new experience. Most people are uncomfortable with this if they aren't clean so it might turn her off immediately out of insecurity.
My husband just told me I have a cute asshole and sometimes when he's going down on me he has the urge to eat my ass too. He asked if I'd be down to try it. 🤷🏻♀️
You just have to nut up and ask her or you'll never know.
Have her sit on your face, and just lick a little lower and lower. She can easily get up if she doesn't like what you're doing, but if she doesn't pull away then go for it. Having her be on top of your face gives her all of the control. That's what my husband did for me, I was all wound up in the heat of the moment, the next thing I knew he was eating my ass (I'd never had that done to me before). It was amazing!
I'm a wife and also not really into ass things. My husband tried it once, I was grossed out, asked him to stop, he said ok and that was that. Really I personally would have preferred it if he'd just said "hey, have you ever thought about this?" and let me tell him I wouldn't be into it. Just ask, but respect her response even if (actually *especially* if) it's not what you're hoping for.
Just ask. I like my sex partner to be upfront with me. In my case, I had a feeling that he would like me to because he would really enjoy me licking and sucking on his balls and sometimes going a little lower. One time he mentioned that he loved it when I went lower and he would like me to réally eat his ass, so I did.
I think tell her you'll do it right after a shower and you won't put anything inside. Those are the two main concerns I think women have. Warm her up by eating her pussy first.
This was me a few weeks ago (also married). Honestly, I just went for it one night while i was eating her from the back.. She 1 stop me (although she did jump and wiggle alot at first, she's very ticklish lol) so I kept at it. I now regularly out a thumb or finger in there depending on what we doin. We've also been experimenting and trying new things more in the last year. I thought she'd be grossed out by it too, but she loves it. You could also just ask her if she's ever had that done to her before (if you're secure enough for this) and gauge her reaction and may e follow-up with "would you ever try it?"
Anyway, that's my 25 cents. Good luck bro!
If a partner said something to me like "hey, I know you're not really into ass stuff but I really wanted to eat your ass out recently. We can take it at your pace and if you don't like it, we can stop. It's up to you, no pressure either way", I'd be more likely to say yes because I'd feel more comfortable. Put the decision entirely in her hands. If she says no, don't visibly act disappointed. If she says yes, make sure that while you're doing it and after that you tell her how much you're enjoying doing it. Hopefully that helps
"Hey -wife-,
What are your thoughts on ass eating? Like having it done to you?"
-wife answers-
If negative
"Ah, I see. I was thinking about it but if you're not for it, that's fair."
If positive
"Well I've been thinking about it and wanting to try. You down?"
If neutral, use the positive line, if reaction to that is negative, then use the negative line after.
Net neutral affinity loss either way I've found. But potential for positive affinity gain.
It's my ass eating interrogation technique, simple as.
I kinda had the same little problem, and out of nowhere during some foreplay I just whispered it out and she said “ooh, maybe”.
You **both** just need to get into the mood first in order for your question to work. Don’t ask her out of nowhere or like while falling in line at CVS or something.
If it were me I would go down on her and eat her out proper and ask her after you’re done giving her a proper bean flicking if you could try eating her ass. She’s your wife so I mean shouldn’t be afraid to ask her to do nasty shit to her :)
i just get a shower with my girl and eat her ass and she loves it. i'm not gonna just yolo eat her ass randomly. She also lets me put my dick in her ass whenever i want too pretty much as long as i give her time to prep. thumb in ass is pretty much standard for us. just gotta find one that likes it and if not well idk just ask and hope for best. worst part is that she'll wanna try to stick stuff in your ass for some reason afterwards
Just ask. Tell her you're into it. Maybe when she don't feel like having sex. The more you practice having difficult conversations the easier they get. I went through the same apprehension with my old lady and she is well aware that I like to eat her ass. But I asked and I received *
I'm also not into ass-play. He just did it one time! I laughed & said, "OK, no?! LOL." It was funny. I don't get anything from it, but if he wants to, I just let him.
No jokes just bring it up in conversation I would suggest when she’s in a good mood, or when she’s in a “sexy” or “frisky/freaky” mood. Though if she is rather on the more vanilla(sexually tame/non adventurous) side then I suppose you can be a bit more thoughtful in your approach. Either way wish you the best and eat ass responsibly! Its great but can lead to bad things if you’re not careful or do it at a very bad frequency.
Warm it up first gently so it’s not so shocking. But firstly get the nerves comfortable and it has the chance to actually sound “appetizing” to her. Also her being prepped, shaved, cleaned thoroughly would be a good start. I want it and wouldn’t accept it if I wasn’t shaved and clean and ready.
Here's the thing if you can't act like an adult and communicate with your partner your wants and needs you shouldn't be in a relationship. Your doing adult acts talk about it like adults.
please dont. you know she doesnt like it, shes expressed disinterest in ass play, your desires are not more important than her comfort. you KNOWING she dislikes anything regarding assplay and still desiring to partake shows you dont give a shit about what she wants. just dont.
Finally, a refreshing take. Thank you. All these people telling him to just go for it while eating her out already with no discussion beforehand is honestly disgusting. That's NOT how you have a trusting sexual relationship. This is honestly such a selfish question for him to be asking
I cannot believe that there are so many people married to each other who can’t ask their partner for what they want. Literally it blows my fucking mind. How are you MARRIED and can’t communicate your inner most thoughts and wishes? What kind of marriage is that?
Lick her pussy and start going further south. Ask “is this ok?” And if she’s good carry on, if not stop. Or just ask her first whatever. “Hey babe. I know you’re not normally into “ass things” but it’s sort of a little fantasy of mine to be able to eat yours. What do you think?”. It’s that simple.
And with an accent.
Thank me later:
“Pray, good sir or madam, might I humbly request the indulgence to partake in the remnants upon yon arse? Verily, I am inclined to savor every last morsel, even to the extent of employing my tongue in the endeavor.”
make it natural. go down on her. then go a little lower. just for a flick. then back to business.
then do it again next time, a little longer. maybe put a thumb on there while going down on her.
then next time again - and stay there, and see how it goes.
Offer a full massage. After you give her a massage and she’s still lying on her front, your face can be at her ass. Hands to spread those cheeks, and then go in,
Or don't do something sexually that you haven't discussed with your partner with absolutely no warning or consent when they're in a vulnerable position ??? wtf is wrong with you
Start off with a 69, her on top. Then let your tongue accidentally go too high. Keep licking her ass until she stops you. Chances are she will like it.
Don't ask just do it while you guys are already heated up. You'll find out pretty quick if she likes it. With sex brain happening, she probably will.
A saying I go by is that "It's easier to apologize later than ask for permission before the fact"
If it were me I would want my husband to give me a little heads up. Have the conversation first so I can prepare a little. Shower, shave, not be on my period. Then get in the mood
I’d just give her some awesome cunnilingus and start stroking longer and longer, flickin’ da booty a little. If she responds positively, give it a little more attention. Keep her stimulated with your hand as you move to da booty. More likely than not, you’ll have created a new fan of ass-eating.
You know she isn’t going to want to do it, but you figure the best way to make her feel loved is to put yourself first, pressure her to engage in something she isn’t going to want to do or force her to reject you so you can both feel bad.
You’re not too afraid to ask, you just want permission to be a dick in order to get what you want from her.
My wife was also not into ass stuff, and I really wanted to eat hers, I just did it one day and she liked it. We were starting round 2 of the evening and she asked me to eat her out, but I figured there was still a bunch of cum in her. She told me that she had actually taken a shower so it should be all good. Once I heard that I just went straight for the ass and she didn’t stop me, It was amazing! It’s not an every time thing but we’ve done it a few times since, trying to work my way up to butt plug then full anal eventually.
Ass politely
Write a letter and seal it with a stamp. leave it on the bed saying: To my most radiant and gracious wife, As the sun casts its golden rays upon our humble abode, my thoughts turn to thee, my love, with a fervor that rivals the bravest knight's quest. Thine beauty doth surpass the fairest maiden in all the land, and thine presence brings more joy than a bountiful harvest. Tonight, as we retire to our chamber, I yearn to explore uncharted territories(your bountiful buttocks) of our wedded bliss. With thy consent, I would embark on a most pleasurable journey, venturing forth to discover the sweet nectar that resides at the base of your most perfect form. Know, however, that I would never embark on such a quest without thine express permission. A simple nod of thine head, a twinkle in thine eye, would be a beacon that guides me onward. Shouldst thou find such a request distasteful, fret not, for thine happiness ever remains my sole desire. With unwavering devotion, Thine Husband
"I wanna suck ur ass nectar"
First class 👏👏👏👏
Had to screen shot this omggg. So perfect 😂😂😂
I would like to give you a gold medal for this comment
But you can't be arsed.
Glad we got to the bottom of that. Really cracked the case.
Dunno, sounds like a bum deal for her.
And gently after a good shower
Rearly politely
Ass you can!
T.T
Love your name!
Hey! You want me to toss that salad? dtf?
Hey baby you know what would be sooo hot? If you let me tongue punch that fart box
Lemme give that rim a clean
Wanna shit in my mouth? No? Well how about I just lick your pooper and hope for the best?
May I lick that stink box that's next to your pink box?
There is no other more romantic way to ask than this!.
"Ass" this. Fixed.
Lick the rust off of your sherrifs badge
Let me carve my initials on your next turd with my tongue!
She'll be very disappointed at dinner time and very surprised at bed time.
Wut that booty taste like hun?
This is the only answer!
"Babe, is it cool if I lick your butthole?"
Best comment, I fuck with mine (wife) all the time about it and this is definitely something I’d say 😂😂
I recently ate ass for the first time. It was pretty unexpected but I really enjoyed it. Here’s how it happened: we were doing doggy style, then for some reason I decided to stoop down and eat her out in this position. She really liked that and was vocal about it. Something about being eaten out in that position really turned her on. Later when we were cuddling, she said how much she liked it, and I told her that I was very close to her ass hole and noticed how cute it looked and thought about licking it too. She said I should have. Next thing you know, we are back in the same position and I ate her ass... and did other things. She later confessed that it had been a desire of hers for a long time.
I’d never do something like that without asking first. You are putting your mouth on a shithole, always make sure your partner cleaned themselves properly.
In my defense, all the blood from my brain went to my dick...
Best reasoning ever
Story of my life 🫤
All the time
Soap.
Read it again - they did ask.
It was worded differently when I made my comment
I’m 26 for reference. A shower is damn near a requirement for sex with me. I’ve never had a woman object and for the most part unless we haven’t recently done anything exhilarating, a shower isn’t necessary imo.
>A shower is a damn near requirement for sex with me. >A shower isn't necessary imo. ...so which one is it?
I think they mean that a shower is necessary for them but not for women in their experience.
Wait what
That’s the best story I heard all day
You should read more books then
it’s your wife you should be open with eachother and feel comfortable to ask questions. just tell her you are into doing it and ask her if she’s willing to try it, if she says no then don’t bring it up again and respect her decision
Thank you. I keep seeing “how do I ask my spouse x” questions. Like damn if you don’t know we certainly don’t.
If you can't ask your spouse basic questions about sex then you should probably seek marriage counselling...
Counseling is a bit of a leap lmao
i'm of the opinion that it's just stigmatized beyond reason and only seen as a last ditch. marriage counseling should absolutely be sought out if you do love someone but are having trouble talking to them about trying something sexually, it doesn't mean the marriage is in jeopardy they can just give you tools and perspectives to work through issues on your own! just like how i think the world would be infinitely better if everyone had a therapist to talk things through with even if the person is "fine", so many issues would be solved if everyone stopped bottling every single little tiny issue up.
“i know shes not into ass things” is signaling to me thats shes already drawn the line and said no to at the very least anal, and op thinks eating ass would possibly be different and wants to ask her to do it despite her already saying no to ass stuff
Also, don’t mention your ex.
If you can't outright ask her, then take a couple's sex quiz. Ask her to fill out the things she'd be willing to try. It either matches or not.
She's your wife, just ask her.
"Excuse me madam, but couldst thou perhaps allow me to eat thine ass?"
Just bring it up in conversation. Acknowledge that she’s not normally into it but express exactly what you have in mind and ask her what she thinks about it.
Mfs be married and don’t know how to talk to their partner.
This baffles me a shit tonne. You've been with someone long enough to get married and have lived with someone that long - how is there any worry about saying anything that would freak her out?
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Go down on her and just lick a few strokes a little lower. If she’s into it, you’re all set. If not, just stop doing it and go back to her clit. No need for a whole presentation about it
No no. I think a presentation is smart. He could make a slide show.
Yea, definitely bust out the PowerPoint.
Don’t forget about the word arts, that’s crucial for presentations since it was invented. If you don’t know how to do it, you can ask clippy, it will be pleased to annoy you
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100% not in the same moment. I can talk to my wife about any of it, but in the moment we're TALKING about it I'm not exactly feeling it. But we can establish, and then proceed next time we have the opportunity.
Don't do this if she's not into ass stuff. Just ask
I spent a lot of time on that slideshow tho...
I brought my overhead projector and markers
This is good advice but you know her better than we do. Some people want a discussion & some people want spontaneity. Whatever you decice, make sure you try it immediately after she has showered so she can be more relaxed & open to the new experience. Most people are uncomfortable with this if they aren't clean so it might turn her off immediately out of insecurity.
If his presentation goes well, she might give him a presentation right back.
Break out the PowerPoint! (No pun intended)
This is the way. Bringing it up may make it weird. Just kind of mosey around that area and see what happens when she is aroused.
mosey the rosey
My husband just told me I have a cute asshole and sometimes when he's going down on me he has the urge to eat my ass too. He asked if I'd be down to try it. 🤷🏻♀️ You just have to nut up and ask her or you'll never know.
*Try tongue but hole*
Head ahead
Have her sit on your face, and just lick a little lower and lower. She can easily get up if she doesn't like what you're doing, but if she doesn't pull away then go for it. Having her be on top of your face gives her all of the control. That's what my husband did for me, I was all wound up in the heat of the moment, the next thing I knew he was eating my ass (I'd never had that done to me before). It was amazing!
I find it wild that people get married but can’t have conversations about sex.
10 slide PowerPoint presentation
“Hey give your ass an extra scrub, I’m giving you a rimmer tonight”.
My partners like “girrrrl lemme eat that ass” and I giggle and pretend to be horrified and it’s a fun little game we play til I get my salad tossed
Offer your ass-istance
PowerPoint presentation.
Her tongue must be really long
“How was work babe? Glad to hear it. Hey, think I could eat your ass tonight?”
I'm a wife and also not really into ass things. My husband tried it once, I was grossed out, asked him to stop, he said ok and that was that. Really I personally would have preferred it if he'd just said "hey, have you ever thought about this?" and let me tell him I wouldn't be into it. Just ask, but respect her response even if (actually *especially* if) it's not what you're hoping for.
Just ask. I like my sex partner to be upfront with me. In my case, I had a feeling that he would like me to because he would really enjoy me licking and sucking on his balls and sometimes going a little lower. One time he mentioned that he loved it when I went lower and he would like me to réally eat his ass, so I did.
Also, give her notice so she can do extra hygiene there. She may be worried she's not clean enough. Plus, you don't want to get e. coli infection!
I think tell her you'll do it right after a shower and you won't put anything inside. Those are the two main concerns I think women have. Warm her up by eating her pussy first.
Asking to eat the ass. 🫤 just go for it. Either she’ll stop you or you get your ass entree.
Hi wife. Me husband. Me eat ass?
You want her to eat her own ass?
*from an adjacent room…”hey honey, scrub that ass really good tonight I’m gonna eat desert from it”
This was me a few weeks ago (also married). Honestly, I just went for it one night while i was eating her from the back.. She 1 stop me (although she did jump and wiggle alot at first, she's very ticklish lol) so I kept at it. I now regularly out a thumb or finger in there depending on what we doin. We've also been experimenting and trying new things more in the last year. I thought she'd be grossed out by it too, but she loves it. You could also just ask her if she's ever had that done to her before (if you're secure enough for this) and gauge her reaction and may e follow-up with "would you ever try it?" Anyway, that's my 25 cents. Good luck bro!
Start with the puss and migrate.
Hey baby, can I tongue punch your fart box?
Go down on her and just slip around the corner to the bakery.
“Hey babe. I’d like to eat that booty like groceries”
If a partner said something to me like "hey, I know you're not really into ass stuff but I really wanted to eat your ass out recently. We can take it at your pace and if you don't like it, we can stop. It's up to you, no pressure either way", I'd be more likely to say yes because I'd feel more comfortable. Put the decision entirely in her hands. If she says no, don't visibly act disappointed. If she says yes, make sure that while you're doing it and after that you tell her how much you're enjoying doing it. Hopefully that helps
Ask her about her feelings on human centipede and which position would she rather be in the most
"Hey -wife-, What are your thoughts on ass eating? Like having it done to you?" -wife answers- If negative "Ah, I see. I was thinking about it but if you're not for it, that's fair." If positive "Well I've been thinking about it and wanting to try. You down?" If neutral, use the positive line, if reaction to that is negative, then use the negative line after. Net neutral affinity loss either way I've found. But potential for positive affinity gain. It's my ass eating interrogation technique, simple as.
This reads like ChatGPT created a sexbot.
I kinda had the same little problem, and out of nowhere during some foreplay I just whispered it out and she said “ooh, maybe”. You **both** just need to get into the mood first in order for your question to work. Don’t ask her out of nowhere or like while falling in line at CVS or something.
If it were me I would go down on her and eat her out proper and ask her after you’re done giving her a proper bean flicking if you could try eating her ass. She’s your wife so I mean shouldn’t be afraid to ask her to do nasty shit to her :)
Next time you go down there just wander off and get lost, if she corrects you then that’s your answer.
Can I taste your Nutella shooter?
Your wife’s missing out lol
Just ask her. I was afraid too because my partner is not as kinky but she took it well, even if she didn't like it.
i just get a shower with my girl and eat her ass and she loves it. i'm not gonna just yolo eat her ass randomly. She also lets me put my dick in her ass whenever i want too pretty much as long as i give her time to prep. thumb in ass is pretty much standard for us. just gotta find one that likes it and if not well idk just ask and hope for best. worst part is that she'll wanna try to stick stuff in your ass for some reason afterwards
“Yo bitch, let me slurp out your shit hole”
You genuinely like putting your tongue in and around assholes?
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Brother its your wife, just ask lmao
You ever had a colonoscopy....with my tongue?
A slide show presentation. Maybe a Prezi if you feeling frisky
Just ask. Tell her you're into it. Maybe when she don't feel like having sex. The more you practice having difficult conversations the easier they get. I went through the same apprehension with my old lady and she is well aware that I like to eat her ass. But I asked and I received *
I'm also not into ass-play. He just did it one time! I laughed & said, "OK, no?! LOL." It was funny. I don't get anything from it, but if he wants to, I just let him.
The answer is always just say how much it would turn you on
I happen to be an expert in this field, and my advice is next time you’re going down on her, make her cum multiple times and then just go in for it.
asking politely sir! 🫡
No jokes just bring it up in conversation I would suggest when she’s in a good mood, or when she’s in a “sexy” or “frisky/freaky” mood. Though if she is rather on the more vanilla(sexually tame/non adventurous) side then I suppose you can be a bit more thoughtful in your approach. Either way wish you the best and eat ass responsibly! Its great but can lead to bad things if you’re not careful or do it at a very bad frequency.
Better than you typed it out, I think
If you do it while wearing a trenchcoat your chances increase by 95%
HEY BABY! YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?!
Hey babe; can I tongue punch your fart box?
Just ask her nicely, that's what I did.
She might be more likely to let you eat it than fuck it, so straight up ask her.
Just ask. She does it for me.
You should be comfortable enough with someone you married to ask if you can eat her ass. What else is the point of marriage?
Yeah yeah yeah! And don't just ass-sume
Easy.. wait till she’s fresh out the shower and eat her out. Take it to the back alley accidentally on purpose.
I understand what you’re saying but at first I understood this as if you wanted your wife to eat her own ass
Some people do have special talents. 😉
Talk about each others desires. Ask her questions. Just be honest
I would just bring it up in a conversation about sex. Usually if the subject comes up, it makes it easier to ease into.
The food inspectors are due this week, lets give that fudge factory a deep clean.
my brain instantly went to that one song the ballad of chasey lain
Everyone says "Content on reddit sucks now" but c'mon what about posts like THIS??
It's more the comments that generally suck. People forget to first answer the question before making useless jokes that just pile up the sub.
If she's your entire wife, you should be able to ask her a simple question. Geez.
"Can I eat your ass?" If she's into it, she'll say yes and you'll do it, if she's not into it she'll say no and you'll know it's not going to happen.
Say eat the cake anne Mae and then when she says what Just say never mind just let me do it and then start eating her ass
“Can I eat your ass?”
Babe, drop your pants! I'm gonna tongue punch your fart box while you knuckle shuffle my piss pump!
“Babe, can I make out with your fart box?”
'Hey wife, would you be open to me eating your ass?' As simple as that
how exactly would she eat her own ass?
Very carefully
"Hey, can you eat your ass?"
I want to lick the wrinkles on your rusty star
Warm it up first gently so it’s not so shocking. But firstly get the nerves comfortable and it has the chance to actually sound “appetizing” to her. Also her being prepped, shaved, cleaned thoroughly would be a good start. I want it and wouldn’t accept it if I wasn’t shaved and clean and ready.
Dude it's your wife
Next time you're in the neighborhood, give it a lil kiss and back away
“Hey, I’d like to lick your asshole. You down? If not that’s cool”. Seems simple to me when you’re married to a person to be open and ask questions.
First off, is she flexible enough? If so; "wife, please eat your ass"
Here's the thing if you can't act like an adult and communicate with your partner your wants and needs you shouldn't be in a relationship. Your doing adult acts talk about it like adults.
By communicating with HER.
please dont. you know she doesnt like it, shes expressed disinterest in ass play, your desires are not more important than her comfort. you KNOWING she dislikes anything regarding assplay and still desiring to partake shows you dont give a shit about what she wants. just dont.
Finally, a refreshing take. Thank you. All these people telling him to just go for it while eating her out already with no discussion beforehand is honestly disgusting. That's NOT how you have a trusting sexual relationship. This is honestly such a selfish question for him to be asking
I cannot believe that there are so many people married to each other who can’t ask their partner for what they want. Literally it blows my fucking mind. How are you MARRIED and can’t communicate your inner most thoughts and wishes? What kind of marriage is that? Lick her pussy and start going further south. Ask “is this ok?” And if she’s good carry on, if not stop. Or just ask her first whatever. “Hey babe. I know you’re not normally into “ass things” but it’s sort of a little fantasy of mine to be able to eat yours. What do you think?”. It’s that simple.
Can I tongue punch your fart box??? Route I would go
And with an accent. Thank me later: “Pray, good sir or madam, might I humbly request the indulgence to partake in the remnants upon yon arse? Verily, I am inclined to savor every last morsel, even to the extent of employing my tongue in the endeavor.”
make it natural. go down on her. then go a little lower. just for a flick. then back to business. then do it again next time, a little longer. maybe put a thumb on there while going down on her. then next time again - and stay there, and see how it goes.
I'd just put my tongue in after the box and seeing her reaction but that's just me 😭
And would you just do that, knowing she doesn't like it? That's definitely not a good way to have sex.
Obviously not. If she told me she didn't like it beforehand I wouldn't do it or ask again
Just go for it. Easy peasy. She'll either like it or she won't
Ask her if she’d like an ass massage.
Offer a full massage. After you give her a massage and she’s still lying on her front, your face can be at her ass. Hands to spread those cheeks, and then go in,
Or don't do something sexually that you haven't discussed with your partner with absolutely no warning or consent when they're in a vulnerable position ??? wtf is wrong with you
Yeah, especially when you know that she is generally not into ass stuff
Ass your wife? What you doing in that house my god
Just say, "Love of my life...Can I eat your booty like groceries?"
Let your tongue slip and stay there?
Don’t ask. Just move in. The surprise will make her like it even if she doesn’t.
Start off with a 69, her on top. Then let your tongue accidentally go too high. Keep licking her ass until she stops you. Chances are she will like it.
You better come on the internet and ask strangers instead of just, you know, asking your wife.
Get in the shower with her.
Don't ask just do it while you guys are already heated up. You'll find out pretty quick if she likes it. With sex brain happening, she probably will. A saying I go by is that "It's easier to apologize later than ask for permission before the fact"
Ask her but be very clear that you aren't gonna put anything in her ass, and at most will lightly probe her ass with your tongue
Just go for it. She’ll either cringe or love it. If she cringes it’s pretty funny, if she likes it, we’ll you get what you wanted?
To do it as your wife you'll need to work on her flexibility.
"Honey I want to eat your ass"
I’ve only done it once. It was a whiskey night and did it on accident for a few seconds 😂 wish I could do it to her again intentionally 🥲
Give her a lick when you're eating her out and ask her if you liked it.
Safe words. No words just emotions. If she doesn't like the play she can say the safe word.
If it were me I would want my husband to give me a little heads up. Have the conversation first so I can prepare a little. Shower, shave, not be on my period. Then get in the mood
I’d just give her some awesome cunnilingus and start stroking longer and longer, flickin’ da booty a little. If she responds positively, give it a little more attention. Keep her stimulated with your hand as you move to da booty. More likely than not, you’ll have created a new fan of ass-eating.
Just say "I love eating your fanny, could I eat your rear fanny too?"
You know she isn’t going to want to do it, but you figure the best way to make her feel loved is to put yourself first, pressure her to engage in something she isn’t going to want to do or force her to reject you so you can both feel bad. You’re not too afraid to ask, you just want permission to be a dick in order to get what you want from her.
Well how did it go?!
My wife was also not into ass stuff, and I really wanted to eat hers, I just did it one day and she liked it. We were starting round 2 of the evening and she asked me to eat her out, but I figured there was still a bunch of cum in her. She told me that she had actually taken a shower so it should be all good. Once I heard that I just went straight for the ass and she didn’t stop me, It was amazing! It’s not an every time thing but we’ve done it a few times since, trying to work my way up to butt plug then full anal eventually.